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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/09/22 6:32:57 PM #51:	Wow this is kinda hilarious all the people being so picky about porn. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962508572] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Wow this is kinda hilarious all the people being so picky about porn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 02/09/22 6:36:21 PM #52:	When they try to be funny. Stfu, I'm watching this to see people fuck, not crack wise. If I want to laugh ill turn on American Dad! --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:962508721] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>When they try to be funny. Stfu, I'm watching this to see people fuck, not crack wise. If I want to laugh ill turn on American Dad! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/09/22 6:47:09 PM #53:	PoundGarden posted... When they try to be funny. Stfu, I'm watching this to see people fuck, not crack wise. If I want to laugh ill turn on American Dad! But without porn trying to be funny, we wouldn't have gotten this gem https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:962509238] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite> <quote>When they try to be funny. Stfu, I'm watching this to see people fuck, not crack wise. If I want to laugh ill turn on American Dad!</quote>But without porn trying to be funny, we wouldn't have gotten this gem https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/09/22 6:51:34 PM #54:	NoxObscuras posted... But without porn trying to be funny, we wouldn't have gotten this gem https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk Ngl that is a fantastic lemon tree. Probably took about four years at least to even start producing lemons. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962509433] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>But without porn trying to be funny, we wouldn't have gotten this gem https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk</quote>Ngl that is a fantastic lemon tree. Probably took about four years at least to even start producing lemons. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/09/22 6:53:21 PM #55:	When the guy jerks himself to cum. Like brah you have a hot girl right there. Every girl ive ever been with has finished me off by hand if i didnt finish inside her. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:962509515] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>When the guy jerks himself to cum. Like brah you have a hot girl right there. Every girl ive ever been with has finished me off by hand if i didnt finish inside her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 02/09/22 6:54:23 PM #56:	Some good ones listed, the unreasonably loud dude moaning is the worst though. I'll also add """feet teases""" where they don't even take off their stockings/socks. RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Wow this is kinda hilarious all the people being so picky about porn. I mean, if you did anything for an adequate length of time you'd normally develop some preferences. --- Jenshin Team: https://i.imgur.com/1gCBGNu.png Smash Team: https://i.imgur.com/cwl2RwJ.png <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:962509564] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Some good ones listed, the unreasonably loud dude moaning is the worst though. I'll also add """feet teases""" where they don't even take off their stockings/socks. RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...</cite> <quote>Wow this is kinda hilarious all the people being so picky about porn. </quote> I mean, if you did anything for an adequate length of time you'd normally develop some preferences.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/09/22 6:56:09 PM #57:	Blue_Thunder posted... Some good ones listed, the unreasonably loud dude moaning is the worst though. I'll also add """feet teases""" where they don't even take off their stockings/socks. Yo wtf! Instantly close the window when they take off their socks. If they were shown in the thumbnail thats probably the only reason I started watching that video. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962509639] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Thunder posted... </cite> <quote>Some good ones listed, the unreasonably loud dude moaning is the worst though. I'll also add """feet teases""" where they don't even take off their stockings/socks.</quote>Yo wtf! Instantly close the window when they take off their socks. If they were shown in the thumbnail thats probably the only reason I started watching that video. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/09/22 6:57:00 PM #58:	Also, butt worms. No butt worns in my porn please. Im looking at you jenna haze. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:962509682] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Also, butt worms. No butt worns in my porn please. Im looking at you jenna haze. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 02/09/22 6:59:47 PM #59:	Too much slobber When the guy pulls out and jerks off and it's only a dribble of cum lol what's the fucking point you need to drench that mf or cum inside Condoms --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:962509820] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Too much slobber When the guy pulls out and jerks off and it's only a dribble of cum lol what's the fucking point you need to drench that mf or cum inside Condoms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 02/09/22 6:59:58 PM #60:	NoxObscuras posted... But without porn trying to be funny, we wouldn't have gotten this gem https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk I stand corrected and thank you for doing so. Now to find some way to work "lemon whores" into my daily vocabulary --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:962509834] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>But without porn trying to be funny, we wouldn't have gotten this gem https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk</quote> I stand corrected and thank you for doing so. Now to find some way to work "lemon whores" into my daily vocabulary </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crayola555 02/09/22 7:02:35 PM #61:	Tan lines --- 3DS FC: 0619-4850-3479 IGN: AlmaDelita <cite>crayola555 posted [p:962509940] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Tan lines </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Talas 02/09/22 7:03:42 PM #62:	Mislabeled porn, or ones that are like "teen girl" and it's a pornstar that's been doing porn since I was 15. Hitting, I'm ok with rough stuff but hitting turns me off. Extreme close ups Excessive dirty talk. All the damn "mom and son" crap that's taken over milf porn. --- http://i.imgur.com/4uu18iA.jpg In Memory of Logan <cite>Talas posted [p:962509992] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Mislabeled porn, or ones that are like "teen girl" and it's a pornstar that's been doing porn since I was 15. Hitting, I'm ok with rough stuff but hitting turns me off. Extreme close ups Excessive dirty talk. All the damn "mom and son" crap that's taken over milf porn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 02/09/22 7:19:23 PM #63:	Faceless porn, especially since it's been getting more popular lately. I get that it provides the opportunity to make porn while remaining anonymous, but if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:962510636] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Faceless porn, especially since it's been getting more popular lately. I get that it provides the opportunity to make porn while remaining anonymous, but if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 02/09/22 7:20:40 PM #64:	Wetterdew posted... Oh yeah and also when they're doing a story where a straight guy is convinced to do something gay and he inevitably loves it. i don't want to see straight guys, I don't even want to see guys pretending to be straight. stop it. no women, and no straight guys. lmao, not gonna lie I find it hilarious in gay porn when one of the dudes is like "man, I'm straight" despite being in numerous gay porn videos Like, I know it's all part of the "story" but come on now. You clearly enjoy it --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:962510680] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Wetterdew posted... </cite> <quote> Oh yeah and also when they're doing a story where a straight guy is convinced to do something gay and he inevitably loves it. i don't want to see straight guys, I don't even want to see guys pretending to be straight. stop it. no women, and no straight guys.</quote> lmao, not gonna lie I find it hilarious in gay porn when one of the dudes is like "man, I'm straight" despite being in numerous gay porn videos Like, I know it's all part of the "story" but come on now. You clearly enjoy it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/09/22 7:21:27 PM #65:	Aressar posted... Faceless porn, especially since it's been getting more popular lately. I get that it provides the opportunity to make porn while remaining anonymous, but if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be. Like their faces are just missing? Thats creepy. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962510709] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite> <quote>Faceless porn, especially since it's been getting more popular lately. I get that it provides the opportunity to make porn while remaining anonymous, but if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be.</quote>Like their faces are just missing? Thats creepy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/09/22 7:44:32 PM #66:	divot1338 posted... Like their faces are just missing? Thats creepy. Usually it's either filmed at a low enough angle that their face never gets on camera, or they blur out their face, whenever it does get on camera. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:962511681] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>Like their faces are just missing? Thats creepy.</quote>Usually it's either filmed at a low enough angle that their face never gets on camera, or they blur out their face, whenever it does get on camera. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sharashaska 02/09/22 7:57:42 PM #67:	Aressar posted... if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be. --- It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon. <cite>Sharashaska posted [p:962512187] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite> <quote>if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/09/22 8:02:36 PM #68:	I like full nudity, I don't know why. Hate it when socks and shoes stay on or the clothes just get moved. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:962512393] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>I like full nudity, I don't know why. Hate it when socks and shoes stay on or the clothes just get moved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 02/09/22 8:06:01 PM #69:	Also sites with bad search engines. I put in a search for "lesbian college girls" and the first video shown is an older lady with two guys, that's not what I asked for. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:962512518] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Also sites with bad search engines. I put in a search for "lesbian college girls" and the first video shown is an older lady with two guys, that's not what I asked for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 02/09/22 8:12:24 PM #70:	Lost_All_Senses posted... The people in the video not being related how tf did nobody jump on this --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:962512743] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>The people in the video not being related</quote>how tf did nobody jump on this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 02/10/22 1:25:19 AM #72:	PatrickMahomes posted... how tf did nobody jump on this Everyone loves me like a brother. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:962520863] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>how tf did nobody jump on this</quote> Everyone loves me like a brother. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Babidi123 02/10/22 1:35:11 AM #73:	The cuck genre. I used to bang this smoking hot Russian MILF a few years back (Her husband was cool with it, they were swingers) and it was awesome until he said I cant hook up with her anymore unless he watched/joined. Shit just weirded me out. Also not a fan of the stepson/stepmom storylines and also hate an over abundance of tattoos/piercings <cite>Babidi123 posted [p:962521039] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>The cuck genre. I used to bang this smoking hot Russian MILF a few years back (Her husband was cool with it, they were swingers) and it was awesome until he said I cant hook up with her anymore unless he watched/joined. Shit just weirded me out. Also not a fan of the stepson/stepmom storylines and also hate an over abundance of tattoos/piercings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evol 02/10/22 10:13:32 AM #74:	PoopPotato posted... Currently it's not showing their faces. I get it, you can stay anonymous and make a ton of money, but I like to see their faces. Same! --- https://twitter.com/trackingsm/status/1431308435212185607 <cite>Evol posted [p:962527873] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>PoopPotato posted... </cite> <quote>Currently it's not showing their faces. I get it, you can stay anonymous and make a ton of money, but I like to see their faces.</quote> Same! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 02/10/22 10:15:29 AM #75:	The overabundance of fake incest themes --- https://i.imgur.com/hBtvVNu.png <cite>bluezero posted [p:962527925] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>The overabundance of fake incest themes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evol 02/10/22 10:15:38 AM #76:	bigtiggie23 posted... Also sites with bad search engines. I put in a search for "lesbian college girls" and the first video shown is an older lady with two guys, that's not what I asked for. Yes search is terrible. Especially when Im searching for black guys and a bunch of white guys in black shirts, or black and white photos of white guys, or anything like this comes up. --- https://twitter.com/trackingsm/status/1431308435212185607 <cite>Evol posted [p:962527928] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite> <quote>Also sites with bad search engines. I put in a search for "lesbian college girls" and the first video shown is an older lady with two guys, that's not what I asked for.</quote> Yes search is terrible. Especially when Im searching for black guys and a bunch of white guys in black shirts, or black and white photos of white guys, or anything like this comes up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/10/22 10:18:31 AM #77:	I feel like the majority of the complaints in this topic could be solved by just hitting the mute button. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:962527998] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>I feel like the majority of the complaints in this topic could be solved by just hitting the mute button. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Taharqa_ 02/10/22 10:22:50 AM #78:	The cameraman talking, dude stfu. --- "We tried to tell y'all." - African-American proverb <cite>Taharqa_ posted [p:962528111] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>The cameraman talking, dude stfu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 02/11/22 4:48:30 PM #79:	When the dude goes to shoot, and let's out a paltry few drops or gets it everywhere besides the intended target. --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk <cite>Touch posted [p:962568437] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>When the dude goes to shoot, and let's out a paltry few drops or gets it everywhere besides the intended target. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 02/13/22 3:52:45 PM #80:	bump --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:962618304] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awakened_Link 02/13/22 3:56:50 PM #81:	Men who are flaccid in gay porn, whether they're topping or bottoming. Like it's so painfully obvious they're not into it. --- Add me on Switch! FC: SW-3465-2506-6411 \| AC:NH DA-2031-3270-5171 Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:962618406] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Men who are flaccid in gay porn, whether they're topping or bottoming. Like it's so painfully obvious they're not into it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 02/13/22 3:59:12 PM #82:	-Cameramen talking like anyone wants to hear thier insipid comments. -Hardcore interracial fetishism. It's creepy and racist. I just want to see attractive people have sex not...all of that. -Condoms. It's good to be safe and all, but ehhhh. Awakened_Link posted... Men who are flaccid in gay porn, whether they're topping or bottoming. Like it's so painfully obvious they're not into it. That too. --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:962618451] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>-Cameramen talking like anyone wants to hear thier insipid comments. -Hardcore interracial fetishism. It's creepy and racist. I just want to see attractive people have sex not...all of that. -Condoms. It's good to be safe and all, but ehhhh. Awakened_Link posted... </cite> <quote>Men who are flaccid in gay porn, whether they're topping or bottoming. Like it's so painfully obvious they're not into it.</quote> That too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 02/13/22 4:00:40 PM #83:	Awakened_Link posted... Men who are flaccid in gay porn, whether they're topping or bottoming. Like it's so painfully obvious they're not into it. Yeah, this goes along with my previous "dude being serviced is clearly watching straight porn" peeve --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:962618483] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Awakened_Link posted... </cite> <quote>Men who are flaccid in gay porn, whether they're topping or bottoming. Like it's so painfully obvious they're not into it.</quote> Yeah, this goes along with my previous "dude being serviced is clearly watching straight porn" peeve </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 02/13/22 4:06:00 PM #84:	Condoms getting put on out of nowhere. Way too many jump shifts in actionclearly the actors werent feeling it. One of the actors being less than about a 7 getting face time. Off camera you go. Much if almost any dialogue. Sure, some porn stories actually do helpbut usually theyre a detriment. --- To/fro from-towards <cite>masticatingman posted [p:962618610] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Condoms getting put on out of nowhere. Way too many jump shifts in actionclearly the actors werent feeling it. One of the actors being less than about a 7 getting face time. Off camera you go. Much if almost any dialogue. Sure, some porn stories actually do helpbut usually theyre a detriment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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