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Billyionaire
01/23/22 4:03:32 PM
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You'll appear 2 feet over solid ground and it won't be anywhere that the impact would kill you. Deal?

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GGuirao13
01/26/22 3:45:06 AM
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Too risky.l

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Trumble
01/26/22 3:55:07 AM
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No deal. Too high a risk that there may be a crocodile between me and the ground 2 feet below.

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Thompson
01/26/22 4:05:47 AM
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The odds aren't good enough for me, what with about 70% of Earth's surface covered by water. Just finding myself a few miles from the shore would be a potentially death sentence.
Moreover, the remaining 30% that's solid land isn't that great either. I could end up in the remotest parts of Siberia, in the middle of the Gobi desert, or pretty much anywhere on Antarctica.
In fact, it could go the opposite way was well, where I materialize in the path of an approaching truck in the busiest city on earth.

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__starsnostars
01/26/22 4:07:11 AM
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Well, he said solid ground so you don't have to worry about falling into the ocea but chances are anyone who takes this money will die before they ever spend a cent of it.

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CaptainStrong
01/26/22 4:08:10 AM
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Yes. Anywhere is better than where I am now.
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Thompson
01/26/22 4:14:56 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Yes. Anywhere is better than where I am now.
...CaptainStrong said, moments before being whisked away to the south pole.

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PMarth2002
01/26/22 4:18:29 AM
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Even if you leave out the ocean, chances are way too high of death.

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 4:22:20 AM
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Thompson posted...
The odds aren't good enough for me, what with about 70% of Earth's surface covered by water. Just finding myself a few miles from the shore would be a potentially death sentence.
Moreover, the remaining 30% that's solid land isn't that great either. I could end up in the remotest parts of Siberia, in the middle of the Gobi desert, or pretty much anywhere on Antarctica.
In fact, it could go the opposite way was well, where I materialize in the path of an approaching truck in the busiest city on earth.
He did say solid ground though, I was assuming that meant you will drop somewhere on land.

Regardless, in the middle of some jungle or rainforest, gang territory, private installation, etc. Nope, not for 50k. Maybe 5 million.

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nfearurspecimn
01/26/22 4:34:08 AM
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nope

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Thompson
01/26/22 4:37:29 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
He did say solid ground though, I was assuming that meant you will drop somewhere on land.

Regardless, in the middle of some jungle or rainforest, gang territory, private installation, etc. Nope, not for 50k. Maybe 5 million.
I might've read the OP poorly and missed the part about the solid ground. Be as it may, being 50 grand richer is worth nothing if I'm by myself on a barren and uninhabited island in the Arctic Archipelago.

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CaptainStrong
01/26/22 4:41:58 AM
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https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
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Guerrilla Soldier
01/26/22 4:47:47 AM
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antarctica is huge

i would've said yes with a phone until i realized there's some fucked up weather in some parts of the world. super hot deserts, too. end up in some isolated cave no one's visited in centuries. no thanks.

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Nukazie
01/26/22 4:48:59 AM
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i'll pack my things

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gunplagirl
01/26/22 4:50:16 AM
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Even if it's just limited to solid land, there's way too much tundra, mountain, and desert. Oh, plus there's plenty of spaces so far from other humans that you'll probably die before you ever see someone. Not just islands or jungles or forests, either.

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Xavier_On_High
01/26/22 4:51:19 AM
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No deal. Siberia is too big and $50k is too small.

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Thompson
01/26/22 4:59:07 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
First result put my several hundred miles west off the coast of Mexico -_-
Only on the sixth attempt did I get on solid land, into a forest just west of a village called Gaya-myeon in South Korea.

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TerrifyingRei
01/26/22 5:05:23 AM
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50K with a strong probability of dying? sign me the fuck up

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Kisai
01/26/22 5:07:30 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/9/AAHmLtAAC2d9.jpg

My random location landed me really close to Eastman, Quebec. Looks like I got extremely lucky and will be back home in the US soon enough.

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Xavier_On_High
01/26/22 5:13:32 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.


I got a location 50 miles SW of some place called Yarralin in Australia. If I happened to immediately head directly NE, I might make it. If I headed in any other direction, I'd find hundreds of miles of unpopulated outback before I found a road, let alone a settlement.

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DD Divine
01/26/22 5:23:58 AM
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Took me a few tries to get solid ground and got somewhere in the Ukraine. Yay!

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Aressar
01/26/22 5:24:19 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.

"Hm, some of those places sound pretty bad, but I guess there's a chance it won't be too terrib--"

*litterally ends up in the middle of southernmost Antarctica*

Yeah, I ded.

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LeoRavus
01/26/22 5:29:02 AM
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I'd probably land in the middle of a Taliban meeting and get killed on sight

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Ilishe
01/26/22 5:30:26 AM
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After 3 times in water I landed near Gruznovka in Russia.

Guess I'll be okay?

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General-Secura
01/26/22 5:34:39 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
I'm smack dab in the middle of the Somalian desert. Super dead.
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Hoodroar
01/26/22 5:35:09 AM
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Even if you don't land somewhere uninhabited you'll most likely end up in a third-world hellhole or some place like China or Russia that doesn't take very kindly to random foreigners showing up in their country undocumented. All of these areas wipe their ass with your $50k.

CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.

Clicked until I got land, ended up somewhere in Brazil's dying rainforests. Good thing I didn't take the deal.

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General-Secura
01/26/22 5:36:19 AM
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Hoodroar posted...
Even if you don't land somewhere uninhabited you'll most likely end up in a third-world hellhole or some place like China or Russia that doesn't take very kindly to random foreigners showing up in their country undocumented. All of these areas wipe their ass with your $50k.
I dunno, 50k would make you a god in some places.

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teep_
01/26/22 5:52:52 AM
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Nukazie posted...
i'll pack my things


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LeEpicGamer
01/26/22 6:05:09 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
Lol I got Antarctica. Im in freaking shorts and a t-shirt rn

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Tom Clark
01/26/22 6:19:16 AM
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Nah. I've read enough stories with trickster genies in to know that I'd end up on a tiny patch of solid ground raised up somewhere in the middle of the ocean.

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Mistere Man
01/26/22 6:32:58 AM
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No thanks.

Falling two feet would really hurt my knees, and the possibility of ending up in a bad place is too great for so little.

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Ratchetrockon
01/26/22 6:33:41 AM
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no deal tbh. too risky

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RenescoStCewl
01/26/22 6:40:02 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
I got the middle of the outback.

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gunplagirl
01/26/22 8:01:09 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/2/AAc53qAAC2e8.jpg
Okay I'm only about a kilometer from a village, so long as I'm reading this right and I'd be uphill then I'd say I'd probably be fine even if I am freezing my ass off until I can get there. I'd be able to see the road from where I start, so I'd probably take a bit longer since I'd wanna travel along that looking for someone who can drop me off at the nearest town.

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Anony1125
01/26/22 8:09:25 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
Uh-oh, got Ukraine. I now have a much keener interest in this Russia/Ukraine conflict.

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3PiesAndAFork
01/26/22 8:13:49 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
I got farmland in Ecuador. Not bad actually, close to civilization and could easily get to an airport.

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bigtiggie23
01/26/22 8:44:53 AM
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I tried the random generator and ended up on a beach in Mozambique.

I did it a second time and actually got like 100 miles from where I'm at now, up in north central Nevada.

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QJD1381
01/26/22 8:46:20 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
After being dropped in the middle of the ocean four straight times, RNG realized I don't like water and instead put me on the edge of the Western Sahara Desert. What a sense of humor this thing has.

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Anony1125
01/26/22 8:50:43 AM
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Ahaha, my first try actually dropped me in water right next to Ukraine, so I tried shuffling until I got actual land. First one on land dropped me around 87 miles from my current location. This I can handle.

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bigblu89
01/26/22 9:15:14 AM
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No deal. Not enough money for the risk.

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Billyionaire
01/26/22 9:25:12 AM
#42:


DD Divine posted...
Took me a few tries to get solid ground and got somewhere in the Ukraine. Yay!
Lol

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Forest_Temple
01/26/22 9:32:46 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
I landed in Mali. Is that a good area?

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Forest_Temple
01/26/22 9:36:30 AM
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Its extremely uncomfortable when you get placed in the ocean and thinking of it actually happening

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JlM
01/26/22 9:41:36 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.

My first try I got a road near the Vietnam coast. I suppose I have a chance.

But every time after, I've been dropped in a hopeless place. Egypt desert, Libya desert, Antarctica, desolate Australian outback.

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SRR Capdown
01/26/22 9:45:36 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.

Discarding all the times I got the ocean, it took me about 20 goes to get a spot on land that would make it worth it (the shores of Lake Ontario).

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KainWind
01/26/22 9:45:51 AM
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I got the Belize coast. Probably survivable.

After that was northern Sahara, just south of Tunisia, then lots of ocean, then just south of Buffalo.

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2Pacavelli
01/26/22 9:55:21 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAef76AAC2gY.jpg

I wound up near the North Pole. No thanks
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Nemu
01/26/22 9:58:05 AM
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Rolling a bunch of times on that site, I got fairly near to population centers every time I didn't get an ocean. I'd never risk it on just 50k, but I'd probably roll on an insane amount of money
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Sictis
01/26/22 10:02:22 AM
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https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/4/AAeeDxAAC2gi.jpg

yeah, no fucking thanks

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