Lurker > AlephZero

stay strapped

Did they ever explain why Rorschach has a mask with two men having sex on it?

the united states is a third world country

no sympathy for landlords

wow can't believe kotaku would stoop so low and have low quality content

welcome to canada here's your MAID application

if you think you need $70k to go to college send me a DM i have some bridges id like to sell you

if you think you need $200k to go to college send me a DM i have some bridges id like to sell you

literally just don't take out $200k in loans you don't intend to pay back lol

i turned down a raise at work because i don't want to be taxed more

based

they have good pizza

they should make guns illegal

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I'll try this next time and wear a wedding ring to be more convincing. Should I hire a prostitute to take some pictures with me on my phone so I can show them if they ask?

I was really excited to go see Dune but they turned me down when I tried to buy a ticket for one. I tried to tell them my girlfriend would be meeting me in the theater (not true but it was the best I could come up with on short notice) but they didn't buy it and I had to be escorted out by security.

How are you guys getting around these new no singles policies? I hope they don't start spreading to other things like restaurants.

mario2000 posted...

People used to get suspended/banned for even mentioning the name of a moderator who sent nude pics of himself to an underage girl. This site has a bad history of protecting diddlers.

that's a paddlin

mommy

what is a man?

vapers are the most oppressed minority in history

prima nocta

If we pool our resources I'm sure we can find the real killer. The Internet is really good at that sort of thing.

thanks trump and white supremacists

imagine wasting half your life posting on a dying video game websight lmao

Perception of time is relative. The Flash running at super speed would perceive time passing as passing normally for him.

Only cops should have guns.

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Like there's no country there at all where an LGBTQ person wouldn't have at the very least, highly restricted rights.

Israel

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/068920ba.jpg

hosted by daddy satan

how many of those women are bisexual but exclusively date men

i follow the office space mantra

i do maybe 15 minutes of real actual work a day

wish i could be in a hole

tiktok is an essential service that provides very important news to vulnerable populations

they do it

for free

josifrees posted...

Guess all social media should be banned

unironically yes

just fell to my knees in a wawa

Elon Musk could pay for the entire thing with just 1% of his wealth.

I'm going all in. I lost a lot of money on Binguscoin but I'm positive I can make it all back and more on reddit stock. My wife's boyfriend has an inside source that said it's going to POP.

i would if i could get laid

mfw no muscle mommy to choke me out with a leg triangle

why even live

can't believe tony shot that guy who was about to kill him

pitbull

LeoRavus posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3be96f5.jpg

me irl

https://www.levelman.com/where-black-people-fx-shogun

There's a Japanese proverb that says for a Samurai to be brave, he must have a bit of Black blood. If that's the case, FX's monster hit 'Shogun' has a lot of scared swordsmen

fortnite

somehow he returned

"The NSA respects your privacy"

The year is the current year! I mean c'mon!