Current Events > Has your local theater instituted a "no singles" policy?

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AlephZero
03/19/24 8:52:40 PM
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I was really excited to go see Dune but they turned me down when I tried to buy a ticket for one. I tried to tell them my girlfriend would be meeting me in the theater (not true but it was the best I could come up with on short notice) but they didn't buy it and I had to be escorted out by security.

How are you guys getting around these new no singles policies? I hope they don't start spreading to other things like restaurants.

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Axiom
03/19/24 8:53:12 PM
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Go away
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Sheiky-Baby
03/19/24 8:53:25 PM
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You that bored?

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FolkenRawr
03/19/24 8:53:34 PM
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Tf? No

Also just buy online

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Kamil
03/19/24 8:53:48 PM
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This sounds dumber than Wendy's prime time pricing. Thanks for the laugh. Only one of these apparently was real.

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ArkhamOrigins
03/19/24 8:54:01 PM
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It been that way for decades but they waive it if you order the crab legs

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Mr_Karate_II
03/19/24 8:54:42 PM
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No and this doesn't seem like it's actually a thing

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Puelto295
03/19/24 8:55:47 PM
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No?

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R1masher
03/19/24 8:56:02 PM
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I maxed my charisma stat if that aint work I save scum and try again wearing different armor

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Guide
03/19/24 8:58:24 PM
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This is the kind of thing I would put in a comedic RPG where everyone is a dick.

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kirbymuncher
03/19/24 8:58:39 PM
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R1masher posted...
I maxed my charisma stat
then why are you single

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K181
03/19/24 8:59:30 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
No and this doesn't seem like it's actually a thing

It's not, except for in some case kid's movies at matinee times to keep pedos away.

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R1masher
03/19/24 8:59:38 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
then why are you single

too smoove I guess

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SunWuKung420
03/19/24 9:00:36 PM
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Thisdidnthappen/10

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Crimsoness
03/19/24 9:00:42 PM
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I take my real doll with me

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Turbam
03/19/24 9:03:48 PM
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Dang, everyone gettin upset at a joke topic

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Kamil
03/19/24 9:25:56 PM
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I didn't get upset. I laughed and made an comparison.

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__aCEr__
03/19/24 9:27:06 PM
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As if movie theaters can afford to turn away any business.

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DarthDemented
03/19/24 9:28:12 PM
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What the hell kind of theater are you going to?

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Doe
03/19/24 9:29:11 PM
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talk to Robert next time

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TheMikh
03/19/24 9:31:04 PM
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I tried to tell them my girlfriend would be meeting me in the theater (not true but it was the best I could come up with on short notice) but they didn't buy it and I had to be escorted out by security.

you're supposed to order the large popcorn -before- buying movie tickets

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bigtiggie23
03/19/24 9:31:20 PM
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If I have to go to the trouble of finding a lady to go to the theater with me, don't get upset when she goes all Lauren Boebert on me.

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AlephZero
03/19/24 11:17:30 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'll try this next time and wear a wedding ring to be more convincing. Should I hire a prostitute to take some pictures with me on my phone so I can show them if they ask?

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FolkenRawr
03/19/24 11:18:34 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
If I have to go to the trouble of finding a lady to go to the theater with me, don't get upset when she goes all Lauren Boebert on me.



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Vokrent
03/19/24 11:18:50 PM
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i haven't been to the movie theatre since the Battle Angel Alita movie came out.

so no idea.

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Trumpo
03/19/24 11:23:18 PM
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This is bait

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