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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/27/19 6:55:26 PM #52: |
turbopuns3 posted...
This has been a really fun format to tinker with.Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender turns to Donald and says, "It's a pretty strong drink." Donald smiles and says, "A strong drink." So Donald Trump walks into a bar with Bill Clinton and says, "I'm going to bring back coal.' Well, Hillary Clinton walks in and she says, 'I'm sorry, that won't happen.' And she walks out, right?" --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 05/27/19 6:58:26 PM #53: |
Previously on Survivor, Michaela was asked what she would do if a tribal council was called. In response, Michaela offered an evasive answer that she would not play blindsiding someone. After seeing what happened in that episode, however, Michaela did make her blindsiding her fellow castaways, and then she said she would be back because there weren't enough votes. --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/27/19 7:34:07 PM #54: |
So Bill Clinton walks into a bar with a hooker and says, "Would you go down for a beer?" and she says no, and he says, "Of course not." And I was like, "Then it's rape," and she was like, "I know, Bill."
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Underleveled 05/27/19 7:59:46 PM #55: |
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if they were allowed to fly?" "So what we've got to do, though, is go and find them and scare them away, for one." "We're going to fly them, of course!" "I think you're crazy!" "Hah!" "That'll do it all. The woodchucks are very afraid of us, and they fly up above our heads!" As they flew high in the air, and as they looked down, as we stared at them with eyes and noses and ears wide open, with the corners of our mouths trembling with fear and the corners of our mouths trembling with hunger, their wings twitching, with the creak of their bones, all things seemed just to fill the room like a flood, and at the top of the building the building was filled: it was empty! They floated over it, like fish, as they looked down, like fish... but they had no fish, for their feathers were brown and they flew far up in the air and they had no feet. But on the other side of the walls hung one big door, on which we were chained by long wooden bars, like two long boxes that we were loaded to the roof of the cage: so that, if we were to look down, the whole world might just disappear away behind us as if it were nothing! They flew and we --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 05/27/19 8:34:41 PM #56: |
Best Game of Thrones Character Contest I think my favorite part is Littlefinger and Petyr Baelish as separate entries, 27 seeds apart --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WazzupGenius00 05/27/19 8:37:51 PM #57: |
[This is not auto generated] If I remember right, the folks who made this have an even more advanced version that they refuse to release because they are afraid of the ways it could be used
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Johnbobb 05/27/19 8:38:49 PM #58: |
There once was a man from Peru --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Snake5555555555 05/27/19 8:41:55 PM #59: |
We were both young when I first saw you
And we would stay up all night thinking If you had a baby girl, we loved you That was only a dream of one moment The second I saw you my heart ached I thought I had lost you But you never really got left alone Just as it never happened I remember you smiling so long before We had a great time dancing together But your heart had more heart than you know Your love was too much for me And I couldn't love you right then I remember you in that beautiful blue skirt And the smile from before and the way We held hands like always. So long, long ago. --- Buried in a shallow grave, staring death down in the face - Pray it's only a nightmare. https://i.imgtc.com/NrNgmxu.gifm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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INCEPTlON 05/27/19 9:01:57 PM #60: |
I dont get what this is
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Underleveled 05/27/19 9:19:52 PM #61: |
Wanna know how I got these scars? I made a deal!" Yuri :( --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WazzupGenius00 05/28/19 1:25:10 AM #62: |
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Lopen 05/28/19 2:05:57 AM #63: |
I am laughing way too hard at Donkey Kong Bundy. That post was amazing.
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_SecretSquirrel 05/28/19 2:30:17 AM #64: |
Well, let me tell you something, brother! Let's put these boys on to one another's throats to see if they will stand up together for freedom of speech. They know each other better than anyone here. They are not afraid to speak their minds! And I don't want any of them to be afraid of the police after all."
"I say it's time!" "I say it's our chance to show the world. What I am saying is that we are not doing this for show! We don't hate any of our friends. Who are you to tell me that they are not patriotic Americans? I don't hate them! I just want everyone else to know." "Then don't tell them you're gay." "What, do you have a problem with their free speech?" "If you aren't proud of what you don't believe in just let them know they can do what they think is right." "The more people like this the more freedom we shall enjoy." "You know what's even crazier? The cops on duty tomorrow. I mean, it's an easy target for a bunch of 'homophobes.' You know, they probably don't recognize us. This way we get to do our thing all night long." He was silent for a few moments. Then he got up and (Yes, this "Hulk Hogan promo" just ends mid sentence.) --- Agent Triple Zero at your service! This line reserved for the true greatone, Advokaiser, the 2018 Guru Contest winner. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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turbopuns3 05/28/19 3:14:58 AM #65: |
It's a little known fact that the true cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs was not an asteroid, but actually precipitation. There's a story about a duck flying in front of a boulder, flying through the sky, and the boulders suddenly became wet. That story went like this: the duck, while flying, struck a boulder so hard that the boulder just started flying around. It was at that moment that the rain stopped. But that wasn't the only problem, because the meteorologist later discovered, it wasn't raining at that time. The whole thing was a giant fraud on people that didn't understand that the water was all over the place at the meteorological station. Yes it stops right there ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeroicSpiderPig 05/28/19 1:57:34 PM #66: |
The assassination of JFK was carried out by Lee Harvey Oswald through a set of documents which are known to all as "the Zapruder film". They were published on April 14, 1963, which the press labeled as "the largest secret ever recorded". --- Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest! Yesmar ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeldaTPLink 05/28/19 2:21:09 PM #67: |
Is AI dangerous?
That does seem to be a general concern. The problem is that AI can be used to create robots that are dangerous. It can't be used to build self-replicating machines that might not even be dangerousthey're safe. I think of AI as a weapon or tool, and the problem is that that weapon or tool is not only being used to killit's being used by others to kill themselves. In this way, the danger is not limited to AI itself, I think, but the idea that machine intelligence can be used to do bad things by using it too often. This is not a new way of thinking about AI, which is why it seemed so frightening in the early dayswe talked about a time when the military was looking for machines that could think and act in ways that might prevent wars, for example. And we saw these technologies being used to build weapons, which were used in an even way, to create new things. Advertisement It's really scary to see something like "Halloween Robot" come to life. What's your reaction? I think the real scary factor might come from the fact that, in this current context, our fear of AI is not the use of the technology, but instead of the use of the technology, even though we'd like to think that the use of AI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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swordz9 05/28/19 2:33:30 PM #68: |
Is Shadow the Hedgehog cool?
Shadow the Hedgehog is a 3D action game with 3D cutscenes. It is based on the original series by Hideo Kojima. It came out in 2008, but we still are playing it today. It came out with some really cool effects in the shadows. You must explore and explore to unlock your abilities but I am just telling you how good Shadow 2 is. Shadow 2 looks very good It looks excellent in comparison to previous versions of F-Zero GX. All the characters were new and looked awesome. The only bad part, is that there are some bugs in some scenes. Do you think this version of Shadow will be more enjoyable to play on the PC platform? Can it make an appearance on console? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 05/28/19 2:43:10 PM #69: |
Hideo Kojima's Shadow the Hedgehog please
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FBike1 05/28/19 2:47:56 PM #70: |
According to all known laws of aviation (no exceptions) the flight of a private aircraft from the nearest city centre to the airport of departure is restricted to 48 hours.
As you arrive at the airport for your journey you have up to 24 hours notice of your departure. Once you arrive there you need a personal agreement with the airport authorities to provide the required information to your airline. You must be notified by your carrier, in writing, in writing within 48 hours of your departure that your flight has been cancelled or restricted (unless your flight had already gone as planned). It is common for planes with restricted baggage or baggage that cannot be carried onto one of the aircraft seats to stay at the airport for three months before being transferred to a new airport from another airport or city. During this period the pilot (usually a captain of one of the smaller aircraft operators) must take reasonable care of himself and ensure that all passengers on board can be accommodated properly. If a private company offers flights that require specific baggage (for example, luggage for medical or research purposes), then it is important that aircraft operators have a minimum of 90 days to find the aircraft with required luggage and have it ready to depart (the 'flight plan requirement'). Failure to comply can result in a penalty of 400 and 1 year in prison. On departure from the airport The pilot has about four --- Six rings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raetsel_Lapin 05/28/19 2:57:15 PM #71: |
"Fry cracked corn and I don't care, Leela cracked corn, I still don't care, Bender cracked corn and he is a murderer. Bender, that's a very bad idea, and Leela, that's what science is. Don't you remember how we made 'The Robot?' I made it by accident." --- "Surely you're not cogitating triumph. Don't question doubt, and no donuts. " ... Copied to Clipboard!
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swordz9 05/28/19 3:23:33 PM #72: |
Can Goku beat Superman?
A, no. Q, can Goku beat Wonder Woman? A, no. Q, can Goku beat Supergirl? A, no. Q, can Goku beat Wonderwoman?!?!?!?! A, no. Q, can Superman kill the Anti-Man? A, no. Q, could Goku defeat Supergirl? A, no. Q, can Superman kill Wonder Woman? A, NO! And now Supergirl is a robot. A, Supergirl gets out of his tank tank to take a picture?!? A, it's not a picture. It IS an A-OK video of Superman's reaction to Supergirl being a robot. A, it DOES NOTHING AT ALL. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE? A, you made it sound like Supergirl was an A-OK thing. Flamel's body exploded. A, Supergirl is a bomb-thrower? What's that? A? IT WAS ME. YOU DUMBASS! A, what would happen if Goku were to hit Supergirl with a rocket launcher? A, what if Frieza, Trunks, Son Goku, Black M ... Copied to Clipboard!
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turbopuns3 05/28/19 3:44:48 PM #73: |
Texas FEMINIST Fights with her MOM cause she can't find a JOB!! Is She Hot???? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 05/28/19 4:29:01 PM #74: |
Ohana means family; family means the children. So, when I was given this task and decided to go to school in the country I had never seen. I'm not sure if my teacher thought of me as an interesting person or would have judged me for making such a decision because they can't recognize someone like me in their class. She thought I was a delinquent who had to spend more on her own education in order to obtain that diploma. --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeroicSpiderPig 05/28/19 4:42:22 PM #75: |
Awards and Nominations received by Sonic the Hedgehog (film) (2020): --- Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest! Yesmar ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/28/19 4:46:59 PM #76: |
Are computers men or women? There is one significant difference at least for me, and millions of men between computer nerds and computer women.
I do not have a male identity to fall back on. I identify as an old woman. My gender is that of an old, dead woman. --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forceful_Dragon 05/28/19 5:02:26 PM #77: |
2 + 2 = 11 None of the equations were correct, not even on accident. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 05/28/19 5:06:03 PM #78: |
When recalling "Super Mario Bros.: The Movie," Roger Ebert said, "Mario has a few problems. In my opinion...there was no Mario. There was Mario II, and then there was Super Mario Bros., but to me, it looks as if Mario has to be the lead character." --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 05/28/19 5:07:36 PM #79: |
List of Pixar films in alphabetical order: --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lopen 05/28/19 5:09:16 PM #80: |
For B on Villains/Monsters, I put Boo Berry from the cereal. Everyone voted no because they felt the implication was evil and Boo Berry is friendly. --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_SecretSquirrel 05/28/19 5:12:35 PM #81: |
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
END (Yes, all it amended to the preamble of the Constitution was "END.") --- Agent Triple Zero at your service! This line reserved for the true greatone, Advokaiser, the 2018 Guru Contest winner. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 05/28/19 5:17:12 PM #82: |
How do I shot web? At long last, we have our answer. --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 05/28/19 5:21:46 PM #83: |
Long ago in a distant land, a great warrior named Arlo came to this part of Asia. He believed that his journey through the heavens was a way of saving his own lifea journey for which he was prepared to endure much suffering. But Arlo's journey wasn't his only choice... It was the choice of all who live to come alive with Arlo the warrior. His journey to Heaven was a long one, winding through vast deserts, mountains, and deserts of the sea. --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xuxon 05/28/19 5:25:04 PM #84: |
At the finale, the rightful heir to the Iron Throne is confronted by Tyrion Lannister who is actually the illegitimate child of Daenerys Targaryen and Bran Stark in a fit of prophetic anger as he sees a prophecy of his sister's death, and demands for the crown that Arya had promised him.
Tyrion demands the Crown of the Seven, which he receives from Bran. However, when he reveals he will not give it to the Ironborn, Sansa Stark comes together with her allies to put a stop to his madness. The rest of the Starks, including Arya and Sansa, are left behind inside Winterfell. In one of the final scenes, Cersei Lannister calls off her plan to kill the Targaryens after she gives the dagger to Jaime Lannister. Tyrion tells her that this is for the good of all and promises to give it back to her before leaving. He explains that she only wants to make a killing and so will be given a new dagger. "The Night's Watch can now return to living the lives they once defended and to begin the hard work of rebuilding their shattered kingdom. I ask both the Lannisters and the Targaryens to be careful with this dagger. The dagger I used, a deadly blade called a dragonflame, had lost its power and had become tainted and twisted. If --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 05/28/19 6:01:05 PM #85: |
List of bestselling Wii U games: --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/28/19 6:03:54 PM #86: |
I am not sure if I can post the next one I did....the computer took it in a direction where I may get modded lol
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Underleveled 05/28/19 6:05:25 PM #87: |
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
I am not sure if I can post the next one I did....the computer took it in a direction where I may get modded lol Yeah some of mine have been... out there. I tried "All your base are" twice and both times it started ranting about Muslim fundamentalism. --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 05/28/19 6:10:02 PM #88: |
Do you scream when you pee?
I can only get so excited if you're not breathing hard. I never get excited about a poop. How much does it get you to poop? I'll throw you an ultimatum, one day you are a bit more sensitive, I will throw you an ultimatum and I'd never go and be peeing at home. So I go, 'I don't want to be peeing at home. What do you want me to do?' And it's the most exciting thing, a lot of people think I think it's a bad idea. But in fact, if you watch me pee, it's totally normal to pee in a lot of people's homes. Maybe not at home, but somewhere that I'm totally comfortable with. That makes me pretty upset. I really think most people would tell someone to go out, to go pee at their bedpost, to go to the toilet. People ask me all these time, so I thought I'd answer it. Now, if you don't like poop, stop looking. It's a very normal condition; and you don't have to tell people to stop looking. Is there anything else we can do that you know that we don't know about other people's poop? The most important thing to realize is that people pee around I was in college, I did like the idea of a lot of it, and I liked that it was fun that you could take the character of Sam and build him up, to kind of take that journey. So, you know, those sort of things are something that I could go back to in a couple of years. But when I saw it, it sounded like such fun and I just thought, "Wow, that's just fun. That's a fun thing to do.""It's cool that it was the first time they went over it and talked to [the character], actually. I think they know what we like for a character. I think most people are going to be totally up for it, because it seems like they know who they're taking Sam to! There's not a lot of dialogue for sure, we haven't talked about it, but there's a lot of Sam's backstory, it's the same story that Sam has been told since his childhood. Some other times he's told a different story. So it'll be a great way to let the audience get to know the characters and the world of The Flash.""Exactly. It's so great. I'm hoping it's a good year. I was so excited when they did the [first] trailer, I thought, I'm gonna be like, "Oh my God, are there any other years? Oh --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/28/19 6:48:35 PM #89: |
Butter the floozies by removing the "s" and placing them on the flourescent background. Once the flourescent background is on the background, make a mark on the background where a circle would usually be. You can then fill in the circle like so. Next, in the same color, make a line like this if desired
In some countries, you can use the flouncier font. Just use a light blue background and red flourescent background. So that's it! My flourescent background in the image below is for those of you reading this who want a more plain look for the flourescent background. You could also use any other color you'd like on the flourescent or even use yellow (or red) and black (or purple) as a contrasting background when creating your poster. (My color choices are based on what you have on hand. It isn't really all that important, but you want the background to just be as bold and as flourescent-ish as possible. So don't worry about it too much. It doesn't really matter what color you choose as long as it has "flourescent green" anywhere in it if you choose yellow or red). So far I have used about 4 different poster themes so you have my full tips as how to customize a poster design for your blog's theme --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 05/28/19 6:53:01 PM #90: |
Masterbation is key to your growth - if you are just beginning to become a full fledged monk, this may never have happened. I feel this is a very important concept to understand if you are a beginner. A monk who is beginning to have confidence can see that the monks are doing the perfect meditation, yet they are failing to grow as much as they would like. If he can see that, he must see how the monks are doing everything wrong, and he must change the training and methods that he is doing, as well. I feel that this is critical, because if we are ever to change, we must teach this to the students of Chan. This kind of insight is a crucial part of growth. If you aren't having that kind of growth in our practice, we are not teaching it to our lay students, either. So to help us grow in this very important area, you'll want to keep a daily journal (or "chao" () paper at your temple with the words, "Chao", "Majjoo", etc.) It is a very important part of that process. Even if you are not using one of those journals, you'll want to keep it with one of your meditative activities. Don't forget to keep a note of what meditation you are having. I always keep a journal that shows my experience of my meditation. It
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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/28/19 8:37:42 PM #91: |
Sign up for Amazon
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Waluigi1 05/28/19 9:29:12 PM #92: |
Once upon a time, there existed a magical cat. It was a cute-looking cat, and she had three cubs. The only problem was, she died very quickly! It was very sudden, so we went to a secluded place. It takes a long time for the cat to die, and we were trying to look for a cat to adopt as the only one we found. We saw some cats that would adopt any cat, but they would all die unexpectedly. Luckily, we could do the adoption as soon as we found the cat. I saw another very cute cat, with her cubs still inside her, which we decided to adopt. So, you see, I am an otaku. I love cats, and I love talking to cats on my own. But, my cat friend, who was very cute before becoming a cat, has become very scary over time! After I decided to adopt her, that cute cat became very scary. She was like "Why don't you let me out?" She kept looking at me and scratching me, and she said "What the hell!" She went outside, and she came back with some other cats who didn't like her and were trying to grab her fur. That's when we decided to adopt her. What in the fuck... lmao. --- PSN, and GT: Waluigi1 Switch FC: SW-6848-3841-9099 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WazzupGenius00 05/29/19 1:07:33 AM #93: |
I used Mers ninja turtle incest line and ended up getting a highly sexually explicit poem that I cant even safely post
oh ya go my friend ! ) The two of you continue on your way, and you hear a small voice calling after you from a corner of the wall next to the main passageway. "You're going to get there," says it. "The tunnel's not safe." "I'm sure it is," replied Janna, but now she wasn't so sure. After walking for a while, you eventually find a tiny hole in a wall. Janna climbs back behind the wall, but she falls out of the wall before she can reach you. You crawl slowly, feeling your legs give out on you. Her hand goes to your chest, and it twitches as she squeezes. She's very tired. You can almost feel her heart racing. "My name is Yuna. The tunnel might not be safe right now." Suddenly you hear a loud crash from somewhere down the path of the tunnel. "Where the hell did all of these zombies come from?" you say, still not quite sure, although you had to assume it was Janna. As you start to panic, the voice that you recognized immediately stops crying. You can hear a voice again, but it's no less frantic, and in it you can hear the voice of Zidane, the boy who saved your ass in the previous round. "It's --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xuxon 05/29/19 2:35:04 AM #94: |
This contest has lost all credibility. These are desperate times and people don't trust themselves to do what they say is necessary. It was never a real prize, it was just a game, an exercise in power.
Some of the responses I've received include: There's plenty of room for a good fight, for no-win situations; It's not an argument between two sides. It's a game with a winner, and a loser. People will pick someone (or a group of people) that they want to keep, they just won't like; In this age of technology, it doesn't matter what people say and who you agree with; It's not really any contest. You're just trying to win, as in real fights; It just gives you an idea that you're "in the game," as if being a fighter isn't an option for the general public; If I was to put my arm around you there's nothing I wouldn't do for you; It can't be true that you can't win, since the winner wins. If it's real, it's really nothing to do with you. If nothing in any game is real to you people will simply continue to see it as if it were. You simply want to "take my money". I've heard --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Waluigi1 05/31/19 4:22:32 AM #95: |
The knock knock banana one had me fucking rolling holy fuck.
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IfGodCouldDie 05/31/19 5:19:32 PM #96: |
Strider102 posted...
John Wick walks into an animal shelter when he discovers he just saved the animals from having their throats slit and they want to see him. He quickly makes an effort to help the animals and explains why he saved them and what has come of the humans. Stolen from the similar topic on CE. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 05/31/19 5:32:46 PM #97: |
Snape kills Voldemort. The two friends who were there, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Severus, are nowhere to be seen." Snape kills his wife in a furious fit of anger.] [He enters the office and sees Hermione.] [To Harry and Ron.] Ron, I am the only one for whom this is not a concern. I am not going to see Hermione. Please, get up. She must be waiting for you. I would prefer not to worry you about this right now. I mean, it's Hermione's fault, but that's a given. [Harry points at Neville, who is still shaking from the ordeal.] Neville, you're in big trouble, Ron. You're getting very close to being castrated. How many other men could you possibly see in that room? [He points at Ron.] Ron, I don't know if anybody would even consider talking to you about that. No one knows what's going on. You've never been seen with Hermione before in all your life. Your body needs repair. There's no way you're a real guy. And there's no use being polite. There is no way that even a second of your physicality would suffice. You can't possibly be a real guy! I'd hate to think of you as a true guy. [Ron looks at Harry, and Ron tells Harry he can't say anything anymore.] Ron, if I should get really angry, maybe a hug would be in order. [He smiles.] I'll try to wtf harry is so mean --- Change is weird. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forceful_Dragon 06/01/19 2:02:19 AM #98: |
Optimus Prime was walking along an empty road in Earth's orbit when he spotted several Imperials. He approached them quickly but was greeted at the sight of several battle droids surrounding him, one of the two on the right. As one of the Imperials asked about a hologram, Optimus Prime was forced to ask why they were there, the other replied that since this was Earth the Rebels couldn't do anything to it, so they should just ignore everything. Optimus Prime then asked them if they had anyone there he could trust since he would be able to know if anyone was there due to the hologram. Every time I try and lead it in a particular direction it doesn't take. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forceful_Dragon 06/01/19 2:06:26 AM #99: |
Okay this one was fantastic:
Mewtwo used psychic. It was super effective! Mewtwo didn't stop in time. With its psychic attack, Mewtwo had defeated the Gym Leader in a matter of three seconds and defeated the Gym Leader three more times in three seconds! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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turbopuns3 06/01/19 4:27:39 AM #100: |
Forceful_Dragon posted...
Mewtwo's Psychic attack was just as effective. Its attacks were so effective that the opponent lost their balance and fell down straight away! XD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeldaTPLink 06/01/19 7:56:06 AM #101: |
Link always wins. When my kids are watching television, they'll often want more than one color and if you're a color blogger, I'll bet a whole lot of color readers have a preference for a black-and-white television that you either have to use a bit different colors, or that you can't use in your blog or website content at all.
Colorism and Color-blindness: the case of colorblind people vs. colorist color bloggers You might wonder why colorist color bloggers, or colorblind color bloggers generally, should worry about colorism and color blindness. They should? After all, it's only in the last decade or so that colorist color bloggers, colorist color blind people, and colorist color blind people have begun to be recognized as a recognized, accepted, non-malicious class of people, and not some new, exotic subset of colorists. In fact, there has been, of late, quite a bit of interest among people who care about color, in light of the rise of colorist color bloggers as people with colorblindness a rising interest which, of course, has led to a rise in the number of articles on colorist color blindness. If there's one thing the colorblind, colorist color bloggers have discovered, it is that, for their people, the colorblind people aren't ... Copied to Clipboard!
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