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LOLIAmAnAlt
05/27/19 6:55:26 PM
#52:


turbopuns3 posted...
This has been a really fun format to tinker with.

Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender turns to Donald and says, "It's a pretty strong drink." Donald smiles and says, "A strong drink."

This story appears in the August 31, 1998 issue of TIME magazine.

So Donald Trump walks into a bar with Bill Clinton and says, "I'm going to bring back coal.' Well, Hillary Clinton walks in and she says, 'I'm sorry, that won't happen.' And she walks out, right?"
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Underleveled
05/27/19 6:58:26 PM
#53:


Previously on Survivor, Michaela was asked what she would do if a tribal council was called. In response, Michaela offered an evasive answer that she would not play blindsiding someone. After seeing what happened in that episode, however, Michaela did make her blindsiding her fellow castaways, and then she said she would be back because there weren't enough votes.

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LOLIAmAnAlt
05/27/19 7:34:07 PM
#54:


So Bill Clinton walks into a bar with a hooker and says, "Would you go down for a beer?" and she says no, and he says, "Of course not." And I was like, "Then it's rape," and she was like, "I know, Bill."
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Underleveled
05/27/19 7:59:46 PM
#55:


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if they were allowed to fly?" "So what we've got to do, though, is go and find them and scare them away, for one." "We're going to fly them, of course!" "I think you're crazy!" "Hah!" "That'll do it all. The woodchucks are very afraid of us, and they fly up above our heads!" As they flew high in the air, and as they looked down, as we stared at them with eyes and noses and ears wide open, with the corners of our mouths trembling with fear and the corners of our mouths trembling with hunger, their wings twitching, with the creak of their bones, all things seemed just to fill the room like a flood, and at the top of the building the building was filled: it was empty! They floated over it, like fish, as they looked down, like fish... but they had no fish, for their feathers were brown and they flew far up in the air and they had no feet. But on the other side of the walls hung one big door, on which we were chained by long wooden bars, like two long boxes that we were loaded to the roof of the cage: so that, if we were to look down, the whole world might just disappear away behind us as if it were nothing! They flew and we

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Johnbobb
05/27/19 8:34:41 PM
#56:


Best Game of Thrones Character Contest

1) Jaime Lannister
16) Podrick Payne

8) Robb Stark
9) Grey Worm

3) Khal Drogo
14)
????

16) Sansa Stark

9) Rickon Stark

9) Littlefinger

23) Daenerys Targaryen

5) Oberyn Martell

33) Tyrion Lannister

3) Hodor

21) Tormund Giantsbane

23) Bronn

17) Ramsay Bolton

39) Oberyn Martell

18) Theon Greyjoy

1) Eddard Stark

22) Tywin Lannister

14) Rhaegar Targaryen

3) Jaime Lannister

23) Bronn

9) Tyrion Lannister

33) Hodor

36) Petyr Baelish

23) Bronn

5) Jorah Mormont

40) Bronn

11) Cersei Lannister

You'll notice a very small number of "character's" listed (the only ones I knew of when I started this) but the majority of these are pretty solid. You'll notice a very small number of "character's" listed (the only ones I knew of when I started)


I think my favorite part is Littlefinger and Petyr Baelish as separate entries, 27 seeds apart
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WazzupGenius00
05/27/19 8:37:51 PM
#57:


[This is not auto generated] If I remember right, the folks who made this have an even more advanced version that they refuse to release because they are afraid of the ways it could be used
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Johnbobb
05/27/19 8:38:49 PM
#58:


There once was a man from Peru

who was the first human with

a body as thick as a man's

body, and was more than

one thousand years old

and one of the most respected men in the land

in all of El

America.

He could fly in the sky

and knew every corner

and he was respected for that.

"Hey, what's she doing?"

I was on my way back to Mexico

with the team. I had spent days listening up to what the locals were calling the "mestizos" with no results. I asked one of the teachers at the school, who knew me, and told her that he had met her in America and that when he met her, he said he had never known anyone with such a beautiful body as her. "Yeah. It's just incredible."

"Is your body like mine?" I asked, knowing my girl was from the Pacific Northwest.

She shook her head "no, no, you're more beautiful than I was when I was nine

at a local park. You're much more beautiful than my sister or my brother."

Then the girl looked down at her stomach. Her hand shot up and her shoulder and her leg spread.

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Snake5555555555
05/27/19 8:41:55 PM
#59:


We were both young when I first saw you

And we would stay up all night thinking

If you had a baby girl, we loved you

That was only a dream of one moment

The second I saw you my heart ached

I thought I had lost you

But you never really got left alone

Just as it never happened

I remember you smiling so long before

We had a great time dancing together

But your heart had more heart than you know

Your love was too much for me

And I couldn't love you right then

I remember you in that beautiful blue skirt

And the smile from before and the way

We held hands like always. So long, long ago.
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INCEPTlON
05/27/19 9:01:57 PM
#60:


I dont get what this is
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Underleveled
05/27/19 9:19:52 PM
#61:


Wanna know how I got these scars? I made a deal!"

"I'm sorry, but you mustn't talk about this with anyone! You've never been in a fight with anyone, so why should they hear about my scars?"

Yuri shook her head in despair.

They weren't just random scars; they were scars born from the battles they had recently fought through.

Then that's a pity

That was when the man walked forward as she walked towards him, the dark haired girl making a pitiful face in the middle of it.

While he stood over there while looking towards Yuri, a strange feeling that had been slowly creeping into his blood permeated his body. With his back turned, the man took a deep breath and held himself stiffly. As he looked down as though he was going to faint he smiled at the girl, but before he could say more, he felt himself being pulled up to him.

Ooh. This is so great~

She looked back at the man, who was hugging her with his left hand.

Her face was still covered in tears and her mouth was wide open. However, her expression quickly turned sad.

Ah you're a little late, but I have something I wanna talk about with you. I want you to understand


Yuri :(
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WazzupGenius00
05/28/19 1:25:10 AM
#62:


GameFAQs
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

GameFAQs is a website that hosts FAQs and walkthroughs for video games.
Each page is categorized under video game categories, and you can find all answers on that page. The site was started in 2006 as a means to answer a couple of questions of players asking for the best games of 2002. The site also offers information on the various different kinds of video games. In 2012 the site expanded its coverage into a new section entitled "Videogames. Some are better than some and some are better than none." For more information about the site see GameFAQs.com.

History [ edit ]

The site was started by Paul Fischbeck, a programmer who wrote about video game systems for an AtariAge article. The site's name was inspired by the fact that "games" often start with titles that use the term "Gamedev", which is a play on "games", as in "Gamedev", or "developer", as well as "wiki", as in the word wikipedia. Fischbeck later created the other part of the name "games forums".

The term "Videogames" is frequently given to an article or website that does not include video games in its coverage of a video game. When discussing video games on GameFAQs, one can use terms such

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Lopen
05/28/19 2:05:57 AM
#63:


I am laughing way too hard at Donkey Kong Bundy. That post was amazing.
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_SecretSquirrel
05/28/19 2:30:17 AM
#64:


Well, let me tell you something, brother! Let's put these boys on to one another's throats to see if they will stand up together for freedom of speech. They know each other better than anyone here. They are not afraid to speak their minds! And I don't want any of them to be afraid of the police after all."

"I say it's time!"

"I say it's our chance to show the world. What I am saying is that we are not doing this for show! We don't hate any of our friends. Who are you to tell me that they are not patriotic Americans? I don't hate them! I just want everyone else to know."

"Then don't tell them you're gay."

"What, do you have a problem with their free speech?"

"If you aren't proud of what you don't believe in just let them know they can do what they think is right."

"The more people like this the more freedom we shall enjoy."

"You know what's even crazier? The cops on duty tomorrow. I mean, it's an easy target for a bunch of 'homophobes.' You know, they probably don't recognize us. This way we get to do our thing all night long."

He was silent for a few moments. Then he got up and

(Yes, this "Hulk Hogan promo" just ends mid sentence.)
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turbopuns3
05/28/19 3:14:58 AM
#65:


It's a little known fact that the true cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs was not an asteroid, but actually precipitation. There's a story about a duck flying in front of a boulder, flying through the sky, and the boulders suddenly became wet. That story went like this: the duck, while flying, struck a boulder so hard that the boulder just started flying around. It was at that moment that the rain stopped. But that wasn't the only problem, because the meteorologist later discovered, it wasn't raining at that time. The whole thing was a giant fraud on people that didn't understand that the water was all over the place at the meteorological station.
That water did end up at one particular pond and on a particular hill.
That pond is called "Dinsey's Rock", and it looked like this:


Yes it stops right there
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HeroicSpiderPig
05/28/19 1:57:34 PM
#66:


The assassination of JFK was carried out by Lee Harvey Oswald through a set of documents which are known to all as "the Zapruder film". They were published on April 14, 1963, which the press labeled as "the largest secret ever recorded".

According to conspiracy theorists on both sides, the CIA and the assassination was instigated in order to remove JFK from power. Although most of these theories have been proved to be false, the theories are often used by conspiracy theorists in order to cast doubt on the official story.

The JFK Assassination

The JFK Assassination was started by the CIA in 1960. It seems that the CIA did not have full proof that Oswald was in Dallas on April 13, 1963. However, they did have information that Oswald was in Texas on April 9, 1963. According to conspiracy theorists, the CIA was trying to take out "the big fish", George de Mohrenschildt, the CIA agent who had betrayed JFK for the KGB on May 3, 1963 - shortly before the assassination (as reported in conspiracy papers of that era). The CIA wanted de Mohrenschildt arrested for "exposing CIA plots" to eliminate JFK if he tried to intervene with his brother Robert.

According to the theory, de Mohrenschildt told Oswald about the plans to remove JFK from power on April 23, 1963. He also allegedly told Oswald he

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ZeldaTPLink
05/28/19 2:21:09 PM
#67:


Is AI dangerous?

That does seem to be a general concern. The problem is that AI can be used to create robots that are dangerous. It can't be used to build self-replicating machines that might not even be dangerousthey're safe.

I think of AI as a weapon or tool, and the problem is that that weapon or tool is not only being used to killit's being used by others to kill themselves. In this way, the danger is not limited to AI itself, I think, but the idea that machine intelligence can be used to do bad things by using it too often. This is not a new way of thinking about AI, which is why it seemed so frightening in the early dayswe talked about a time when the military was looking for machines that could think and act in ways that might prevent wars, for example. And we saw these technologies being used to build weapons, which were used in an even way, to create new things.

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It's really scary to see something like "Halloween Robot" come to life. What's your reaction?

I think the real scary factor might come from the fact that, in this current context, our fear of AI is not the use of the technology, but instead of the use of the technology, even though we'd like to think that the use of AI
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swordz9
05/28/19 2:33:30 PM
#68:


Is Shadow the Hedgehog cool?

Shadow the Hedgehog is a 3D action game with 3D cutscenes. It is based on the original series by Hideo Kojima. It came out in 2008, but we still are playing it today. It came out with some really cool effects in the shadows. You must explore and explore to unlock your abilities but I am just telling you how good Shadow 2 is.

Shadow 2 looks very good

It looks excellent in comparison to previous versions of F-Zero GX. All the characters were new and looked awesome. The only bad part, is that there are some bugs in some scenes.

Do you think this version of Shadow will be more enjoyable to play on the PC platform? Can it make an appearance on console?
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Johnbobb
05/28/19 2:43:10 PM
#69:


Hideo Kojima's Shadow the Hedgehog please
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FBike1
05/28/19 2:47:56 PM
#70:


According to all known laws of aviation (no exceptions) the flight of a private aircraft from the nearest city centre to the airport of departure is restricted to 48 hours.

As you arrive at the airport for your journey you have up to 24 hours notice of your departure. Once you arrive there you need a personal agreement with the airport authorities to provide the required information to your airline. You must be notified by your carrier, in writing, in writing within 48 hours of your departure that your flight has been cancelled or restricted (unless your flight had already gone as planned).

It is common for planes with restricted baggage or baggage that cannot be carried onto one of the aircraft seats to stay at the airport for three months before being transferred to a new airport from another airport or city. During this period the pilot (usually a captain of one of the smaller aircraft operators) must take reasonable care of himself and ensure that all passengers on board can be accommodated properly.

If a private company offers flights that require specific baggage (for example, luggage for medical or research purposes), then it is important that aircraft operators have a minimum of 90 days to find the aircraft with required luggage and have it ready to depart (the 'flight plan requirement'). Failure to comply can result in a penalty of 400 and 1 year in prison.

On departure from the airport

The pilot has about four
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Raetsel_Lapin
05/28/19 2:57:15 PM
#71:


"Fry cracked corn and I don't care, Leela cracked corn, I still don't care, Bender cracked corn and he is a murderer. Bender, that's a very bad idea, and Leela, that's what science is. Don't you remember how we made 'The Robot?' I made it by accident."

Bender: That does make sense Fry, since you've got two robots who killed people, you know who you are.

Fry: Bender's the one who murdered some people.

Bender: No no no no, that's just science.

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swordz9
05/28/19 3:23:33 PM
#72:


Can Goku beat Superman?

A, no.

Q, can Goku beat Wonder Woman?

A, no.

Q, can Goku beat Supergirl?

A, no.

Q, can Goku beat Wonderwoman?!?!?!?!

A, no.

Q, can Superman kill the Anti-Man?

A, no.

Q, could Goku defeat Supergirl?

A, no.

Q, can Superman kill Wonder Woman?

A, NO!

And now Supergirl is a robot.

A, Supergirl gets out of his tank tank to take a picture?!?

A, it's not a picture. It IS an A-OK video of Superman's reaction to Supergirl being a robot.

A, it DOES NOTHING AT ALL. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE?

A, you made it sound like Supergirl was an A-OK thing.

Flamel's body exploded.

A, Supergirl is a bomb-thrower? What's that? A? IT WAS ME. YOU DUMBASS!

A, what would happen if Goku were to hit Supergirl with a rocket launcher?

A, what if Frieza, Trunks, Son Goku, Black M
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turbopuns3
05/28/19 3:44:48 PM
#73:


Texas FEMINIST Fights with her MOM cause she can't find a JOB!! Is She Hot????

#Feministe #Femmeparty #IWantToBeThePresident #Feminism #NotMe #Shameless #NotAllFemale #HillaryClinton #NeverHillary #NotMyPresident #NotAllFemaleWomen #WhyNotAllWomen #SheHasAllTheSkills #IWannaBeThePresident #IWannaBePresidentOfTheUnitedStates #America #HailToOurWomen #YesSheCan #HillaryClinton #Shoplifter #SheWokeUp #TheFeministaSoldiers #SheHasStrongEnoughSupport #StopCallingMe #Hillary #HillaryWokeup #HillaryIsTheMostLovesickQueen #YesSheCan #SheWokeOnHerOwn #HillaryWokeup #Howaboutthis #Hillary #SheWokeOnHerOwn #SheWokeInHerPiano #Shhh #Shhh #Shh #Shh #SheWokeInHerPiano #Shh #Shhhh ! #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #ImWithHer #SheHasStrong EnoughSupport
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Underleveled
05/28/19 4:29:01 PM
#74:


Ohana means family; family means the children. So, when I was given this task and decided to go to school in the country I had never seen. I'm not sure if my teacher thought of me as an interesting person or would have judged me for making such a decision because they can't recognize someone like me in their class. She thought I was a delinquent who had to spend more on her own education in order to obtain that diploma.

At this time, my friends still couldn't find me, who also happens to be the one who got stuck in all this. So, my teachers gave me a nickname: "Hajamana Hana" or "My Sister's Friend". I started to use that nickname because although I am a person who has no siblings and no friends, I have good friends. Some of them are family; some are friends of my friends; and others are just friends with my family. All my friends are so close to me, and I could actually get to know all my friends, and my classmates could tell us from time to time when they went somewhere to. I really can't think of the other three groups; I'd rather live in the past and forget about them.

I'm also surprised to know that the school president wasn't involved in these things. As an elementary school student, he was the only one with knowledge

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HeroicSpiderPig
05/28/19 4:42:22 PM
#75:


Awards and Nominations received by Sonic the Hedgehog (film) (2020):

The movie and its spin off games, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (1982), Sonic Generations (1985), Sonic Adventure 2: Battle for Cybertron (1999), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Dark Brotherhood (2008), Sonic the Hedgehog Trilogy (2008 and 2013), Sonic Adventure: Time Force (2008), Sonic Heroes (2014), Sonic Generations 2: Sonic Forces (2015) and Sonic Spin-off series: Master Reboot (2016).

Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie

(2007)

Best Animated Feature,

Original Screenplay and

Soundtrack (2007)

Sonic Spin-off: Master Reboot (2014)

(2014) Best Achievement in the

Biological

Science (2014)

Best Animated

Franchise,

Original Screenplay and

Soundtrack (2013)

(2013) Best Achievement in the

Biological

Science (2013)

(2013) Best Animated

Franchise,

Original Screenplay and

Soundtrack (2011)

(2011)

The sequel, Sonic the Hedgehog: The Dark Brotherhood, premiered just a few weeks before Christmas 2011, to rave reviews, and won an Oscar for Best Animated Feature. Sonic

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LOLIAmAnAlt
05/28/19 4:46:59 PM
#76:


Are computers men or women? There is one significant difference at least for me, and millions of men between computer nerds and computer women.

I do not have a male identity to fall back on. I identify as an old woman. My gender is that of an old, dead woman.
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Forceful_Dragon
05/28/19 5:02:26 PM
#77:


2 + 2 = 11

2X4=12

6X5=13

8X7=14

10X8=15

12X9=16

16X0=17

16X1=18

16X2=19

21X3=20

31X4=21

51X5=22

70X10=23

80X1=24

90X2=25

100X3=26

130X4=27

140X5=28

1.8W5=$100x4+2*2+3*3+5x5

1.8W8=$100x4+2*2+3*3+5x5+1

1.8W10=$100x4+2*2+3*3+5x5+2

1.9W5.16=$2*2+3*3+5x5+3

1.9W8.12=$2*2+3*3+5x5+3+1

5W0=$2*2+3*3+5x5+5

5W5=$2*2+3*3+5x5


None of the equations were correct, not even on accident.
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Underleveled
05/28/19 5:06:03 PM
#78:


When recalling "Super Mario Bros.: The Movie," Roger Ebert said, "Mario has a few problems. In my opinion...there was no Mario. There was Mario II, and then there was Super Mario Bros., but to me, it looks as if Mario has to be the lead character."

Ebert also stated, "There's a scene in the movie where I was in a meeting and someone said, 'When are you going to be able to play that game?' And I asked, 'When are you going to be able to play that game?' So I sat down and had to go and listen to the guy."

Even with Ebert, who has been critical of the character, many fans continue to recognize his influence. A video for the song, "Don't Know Why," was released last year that featured Mario-style graphics for the song "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door," as well as images from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, in which Mario is a man.

Mario has been featured multiple times in Disney's animated shows. In the first episode of "Frozen," we watched as Kristoff (voiced by Anna), who is playing the role of Elsa, played by Idina Menzel, and went through a song on Rapunzel (voiced by Anna, Elsa, and Olaf), where she sang "

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Underleveled
05/28/19 5:07:36 PM
#79:


List of Pixar films in alphabetical order:

The Big Chill

Brave (1981)

Cars 2

Cars 3

Cloverfield

Cars 4

Cloverfield

Chronicle of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Dumbo

Disney's The Lion King

Frozen

Gran Torino

Get Well Soon

Good Will Hunting

Hook

Jackie

Joe and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Lion

Lincoln

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Peter Pan

Phineas and Ferb (2011)

Prince Bijou (1977)

Rocko's Modern Life

Shrek

The Little Mermaid

Trolls

Toy Story

Winnie The Pooh

You've Got Mail

Zootopia

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Lopen
05/28/19 5:09:16 PM
#80:


For B on Villains/Monsters, I put Boo Berry from the cereal. Everyone voted no because they felt the implication was evil and Boo Berry is friendly.

B on Monsters: You may vote yes on each option, but you'll have to choose one to be eligible to vote on the next option. Voting yes on every option will count when determining which option is used at the end of the election.

If it's the first option when I get down to it, I'm voting yes. If it's the second option, I'm voting no. If it's the third option, I don't know about this, but I'm voting no on both options. If it's the fourth option, then yes, please do vote on it so you can do something else on Thursday.

I was very close to voting yes on Boo Berry, but I was leaning toward yes on it.

The answer to the questions "Which side is you on?" and "Why did you vote no on Boo Berry?" were both about why they did it, and why they are voting yes.

The answer for all five people was to vote yes because this was their first time voting for it, they would be in more dire straits if they voted no, they'd be more anxious about it not going anywhere, and it would give them a chance to see what

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_SecretSquirrel
05/28/19 5:12:35 PM
#81:


We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

END

(Yes, all it amended to the preamble of the Constitution was "END.")
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Underleveled
05/28/19 5:17:12 PM
#82:


How do I shot web?

The most reliable technique to shoot web is a DSLR. For instance this week i have been shooting web but i'm not using DSLR for this. My main camera is a Nikon D810 which has great video performance and is very compact. If you prefer using a smartphone you can simply use the smartphone software like Adobe's camera apps. But since my camera is compact i use a different app called MOTOJAX for editing pictures.

For our purpose we are going to use the free version of Adobe Camera app and the version of MOTOJAX for editing photos (3.9-4.4.x).

To shoot using the MOTOJAX you have 3 options:

Open the app in the browser

Download web

Import images to your phone

Camera Settings to use the iPhone app on MOTOJAX

If you are shooting video on camera you should make sure that the video is recorded in the native iOS video player of your phone like Adobe Camera Camera Roll, iMovie etc. If you are using Android or a custom camera app like Samsung Camera you should download the app in those apps directly rather than importing it to Camera Roll and then using this app to edit pictures.

On my phone i can open the app in any of the following ways:

Launch the web browser directly


At long last, we have our answer.
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Underleveled
05/28/19 5:21:46 PM
#83:


Long ago in a distant land, a great warrior named Arlo came to this part of Asia. He believed that his journey through the heavens was a way of saving his own lifea journey for which he was prepared to endure much suffering. But Arlo's journey wasn't his only choice... It was the choice of all who live to come alive with Arlo the warrior. His journey to Heaven was a long one, winding through vast deserts, mountains, and deserts of the sea.

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My own personal taste, in no particular order.

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Xuxon
05/28/19 5:25:04 PM
#84:


At the finale, the rightful heir to the Iron Throne is confronted by Tyrion Lannister who is actually the illegitimate child of Daenerys Targaryen and Bran Stark in a fit of prophetic anger as he sees a prophecy of his sister's death, and demands for the crown that Arya had promised him.

Tyrion demands the Crown of the Seven, which he receives from Bran. However, when he reveals he will not give it to the Ironborn, Sansa Stark comes together with her allies to put a stop to his madness. The rest of the Starks, including Arya and Sansa, are left behind inside Winterfell.

In one of the final scenes, Cersei Lannister calls off her plan to kill the Targaryens after she gives the dagger to Jaime Lannister. Tyrion tells her that this is for the good of all and promises to give it back to her before leaving. He explains that she only wants to make a killing and so will be given a new dagger.

"The Night's Watch can now return to living the lives they once defended and to begin the hard work of rebuilding their shattered kingdom. I ask both the Lannisters and the Targaryens to be careful with this dagger. The dagger I used, a deadly blade called a dragonflame, had lost its power and had become tainted and twisted. If
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Underleveled
05/28/19 6:01:05 PM
#85:


List of bestselling Wii U games:

Animal Crossing:

Animal Crossing: New Leaf

Animal Crossing: City Folk

Animal Crossing: New Leaf: New Leaf

Animal Crossing: New Leaf: Wild World

Animal Crossing: New Leaf: City Folk

Animal Crossing: New Leaf: City Folk: New Leaf

Animal Crossing: Wild World

Animal Crossing: Wild World: Wild World

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Majora's Mask

Smash Bros.: Melee

Smash Bros.: Melee: Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

Smash Bros.: Melee: Super Smash Bros. for Wii U: Wii U (Nintendo Direct 2017)

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Ultimate Adventures

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Ocarina of Time 3D (Nintendo Direct 2017)

Super Smash Bros.: Melee: Brawl Ultimate Edition (Nintendo Direct 2017)

Hyrule Warriors' Super Smash Bros. for Wii U demo (Nintendo Press Release 2017)

Kirby & The Amazing Mirror Deluxe Edition

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Nintendo eShop)

Skylanders SuperChargers

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LOLIAmAnAlt
05/28/19 6:03:54 PM
#86:


I am not sure if I can post the next one I did....the computer took it in a direction where I may get modded lol
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Underleveled
05/28/19 6:05:25 PM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
I am not sure if I can post the next one I did....the computer took it in a direction where I may get modded lol

Yeah some of mine have been... out there. I tried "All your base are" twice and both times it started ranting about Muslim fundamentalism.
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Tom Bombadil
05/28/19 6:10:02 PM
#88:


Do you scream when you pee?

I can only get so excited if you're not breathing hard. I never get excited about a poop.

How much does it get you to poop?

I'll throw you an ultimatum, one day you are a bit more sensitive, I will throw you an ultimatum and I'd never go and be peeing at home. So I go, 'I don't want to be peeing at home. What do you want me to do?' And it's the most exciting thing, a lot of people think I think it's a bad idea. But in fact, if you watch me pee, it's totally normal to pee in a lot of people's homes. Maybe not at home, but somewhere that I'm totally comfortable with. That makes me pretty upset. I really think most people would tell someone to go out, to go pee at their bedpost, to go to the toilet.

People ask me all these time, so I thought I'd answer it. Now, if you don't like poop, stop looking. It's a very normal condition; and you don't have to tell people to stop looking.

Is there anything else we can do that you know that we don't know about other people's poop?

The most important thing to realize is that people pee around

I was in college, I did like the idea of a lot of it, and I liked that it was fun that you could take the character of Sam and build him up, to kind of take that journey. So, you know, those sort of things are something that I could go back to in a couple of years. But when I saw it, it sounded like such fun and I just thought, "Wow, that's just fun. That's a fun thing to do.""It's cool that it was the first time they went over it and talked to [the character], actually. I think they know what we like for a character. I think most people are going to be totally up for it, because it seems like they know who they're taking Sam to! There's not a lot of dialogue for sure, we haven't talked about it, but there's a lot of Sam's backstory, it's the same story that Sam has been told since his childhood. Some other times he's told a different story. So it'll be a great way to let the audience get to know the characters and the world of The Flash.""Exactly. It's so great. I'm hoping it's a good year. I was so excited when they did the [first] trailer, I thought, I'm gonna be like, "Oh my God, are there any other years? Oh
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LOLIAmAnAlt
05/28/19 6:48:35 PM
#89:


Butter the floozies by removing the "s" and placing them on the flourescent background. Once the flourescent background is on the background, make a mark on the background where a circle would usually be. You can then fill in the circle like so. Next, in the same color, make a line like this if desired
In some countries, you can use the flouncier font. Just use a light blue background and red flourescent background.
So that's it! My flourescent background in the image below is for those of you reading this who want a more plain look for the flourescent background. You could also use any other color you'd like on the flourescent or even use yellow (or red) and black (or purple) as a contrasting background when creating your poster. (My color choices are based on what you have on hand. It isn't really all that important, but you want the background to just be as bold and as flourescent-ish as possible. So don't worry about it too much. It doesn't really matter what color you choose as long as it has "flourescent green" anywhere in it if you choose yellow or red).
So far I have used about 4 different poster themes so you have my full tips as how to customize a poster design for your blog's theme
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IfGodCouldDie
05/28/19 6:53:01 PM
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Masterbation is key to your growth - if you are just beginning to become a full fledged monk, this may never have happened. I feel this is a very important concept to understand if you are a beginner. A monk who is beginning to have confidence can see that the monks are doing the perfect meditation, yet they are failing to grow as much as they would like. If he can see that, he must see how the monks are doing everything wrong, and he must change the training and methods that he is doing, as well. I feel that this is critical, because if we are ever to change, we must teach this to the students of Chan. This kind of insight is a crucial part of growth. If you aren't having that kind of growth in our practice, we are not teaching it to our lay students, either. So to help us grow in this very important area, you'll want to keep a daily journal (or "chao" () paper at your temple with the words, "Chao", "Majjoo", etc.) It is a very important part of that process. Even if you are not using one of those journals, you'll want to keep it with one of your meditative activities. Don't forget to keep a note of what meditation you are having. I always keep a journal that shows my experience of my meditation. It
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LOLIAmAnAlt
05/28/19 8:37:42 PM
#91:


Sign up for Amazon

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For more great deals, sign up for Amazon's new newsletter, and don't forget to subscribe for the latest best offers!
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Waluigi1
05/28/19 9:29:12 PM
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Once upon a time, there existed a magical cat. It was a cute-looking cat, and she had three cubs. The only problem was, she died very quickly! It was very sudden, so we went to a secluded place. It takes a long time for the cat to die, and we were trying to look for a cat to adopt as the only one we found. We saw some cats that would adopt any cat, but they would all die unexpectedly. Luckily, we could do the adoption as soon as we found the cat. I saw another very cute cat, with her cubs still inside her, which we decided to adopt. So, you see, I am an otaku. I love cats, and I love talking to cats on my own. But, my cat friend, who was very cute before becoming a cat, has become very scary over time! After I decided to adopt her, that cute cat became very scary. She was like "Why don't you let me out?" She kept looking at me and scratching me, and she said "What the hell!" She went outside, and she came back with some other cats who didn't like her and were trying to grab her fur. That's when we decided to adopt her.


What in the fuck... lmao.
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WazzupGenius00
05/29/19 1:07:33 AM
#93:


I used Mers ninja turtle incest line and ended up getting a highly sexually explicit poem that I cant even safely post

oh ya go my friend ! )

The two of you continue on your way, and you hear a small voice calling after you from a corner of the wall next to the main passageway. "You're going to get there," says it. "The tunnel's not safe." "I'm sure it is," replied Janna, but now she wasn't so sure.

After walking for a while, you eventually find a tiny hole in a wall. Janna climbs back behind the wall, but she falls out of the wall before she can reach you. You crawl slowly, feeling your legs give out on you. Her hand goes to your chest, and it twitches as she squeezes. She's very tired. You can almost feel her heart racing. "My name is Yuna. The tunnel might not be safe right now."

Suddenly you hear a loud crash from somewhere down the path of the tunnel. "Where the hell did all of these zombies come from?" you say, still not quite sure, although you had to assume it was Janna.

As you start to panic, the voice that you recognized immediately stops crying. You can hear a voice again, but it's no less frantic, and in it you can hear the voice of Zidane, the boy who saved your ass in the previous round.

"It's
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Xuxon
05/29/19 2:35:04 AM
#94:


This contest has lost all credibility. These are desperate times and people don't trust themselves to do what they say is necessary. It was never a real prize, it was just a game, an exercise in power.

Some of the responses I've received include:

There's plenty of room for a good fight, for no-win situations;

It's not an argument between two sides. It's a game with a winner, and a loser.

People will pick someone (or a group of people) that they want to keep, they just won't like;

In this age of technology, it doesn't matter what people say and who you agree with;

It's not really any contest. You're just trying to win, as in real fights;

It just gives you an idea that you're "in the game," as if being a fighter isn't an option for the general public;

If I was to put my arm around you there's nothing I wouldn't do for you;

It can't be true that you can't win, since the winner wins. If it's real, it's really nothing to do with you. If nothing in any game is real to you people will simply continue to see it as if it were. You simply want to "take my money".

I've heard
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Waluigi1
05/31/19 4:22:32 AM
#95:


The knock knock banana one had me fucking rolling holy fuck.
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IfGodCouldDie
05/31/19 5:19:32 PM
#96:


Strider102 posted...
John Wick walks into an animal shelter when he discovers he just saved the animals from having their throats slit and they want to see him. He quickly makes an effort to help the animals and explains why he saved them and what has come of the humans.

The next episode shows weirder animals than those seen in the first episode before:

What's the deal with that fish, anyway? Oh yeah, it looks just like the one from an episode earlier where an escaped prison warden used his magic to transform himself into a giant lion and hunt down and capture a bunch of birds. Oh well, it was one of these episodes when he made up this story about his love for lions; he really did go all Dr. Whale on the birds. (I wonder if he's still up to his old trick of having birds swoop down and snatch them out of their nests?) The lion didn't come out with any help from the warden, but that's because he knew just what to expect and it just ended up being a pretty sweet episode, thanks in part to some great production values, but in most cases because you don't need more of him.

Now don't get me wrong, these animals will do things because they have something to share with their rescuers, like what they saw on The X-Files episode, "The Search" which is, you guessed it

Stolen from the similar topic on CE.
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mnkboy907
05/31/19 5:32:46 PM
#97:


Snape kills Voldemort. The two friends who were there, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Severus, are nowhere to be seen."

"So, what then is that a sign from God?" Ron wondered.

"Well the only place we're sure is the one Dumbledore gave us was on Mt. Olympus."

"What?!" the boy screamed. "My god, where would he have given us an idea for what to do? Let Voldemort be dead?"

"Ron!" Severus called out from his hiding place in the castle. "Do you want to see what is going on here?"

While it took Harry a few moments to grasp a pattern to the chaos and confusion going on with the two friends, his godfather and his cousin finally arrived.

Ron looked over to see Ron's godfather and aunt standing over the body of Voldemort and staring at him with utter disgust.

There was nothing they could do. While they could have killed him, given him a horcrux to destroy, offered him a potion and perhaps even left him to his death if he refused to give up, there was absolutely nothing they could do to stop Voldemort from taking control of life and using it in his own sick, twisted, and demented designs.

For the fourth time in that moment, Ron decided that he wasn't going to


Snape kills his wife in a furious fit of anger.] [He enters the office and sees Hermione.] [To Harry and Ron.] Ron, I am the only one for whom this is not a concern. I am not going to see Hermione. Please, get up. She must be waiting for you. I would prefer not to worry you about this right now. I mean, it's Hermione's fault, but that's a given. [Harry points at Neville, who is still shaking from the ordeal.] Neville, you're in big trouble, Ron. You're getting very close to being castrated. How many other men could you possibly see in that room? [He points at Ron.] Ron, I don't know if anybody would even consider talking to you about that. No one knows what's going on. You've never been seen with Hermione before in all your life. Your body needs repair. There's no way you're a real guy. And there's no use being polite. There is no way that even a second of your physicality would suffice. You can't possibly be a real guy! I'd hate to think of you as a true guy. [Ron looks at Harry, and Ron tells Harry he can't say anything anymore.] Ron, if I should get really angry, maybe a hug would be in order. [He smiles.] I'll try to


wtf harry is so mean
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Forceful_Dragon
06/01/19 2:02:19 AM
#98:


Optimus Prime was walking along an empty road in Earth's orbit when he spotted several Imperials. He approached them quickly but was greeted at the sight of several battle droids surrounding him, one of the two on the right. As one of the Imperials asked about a hologram, Optimus Prime was forced to ask why they were there, the other replied that since this was Earth the Rebels couldn't do anything to it, so they should just ignore everything. Optimus Prime then asked them if they had anyone there he could trust since he would be able to know if anyone was there due to the hologram.

Optimus Prime continued on with his questions when several more stormtroopers approached from the ground below where they could be heard arguing a bit. A group of stormtroopers called out their leader Boushh who said they must be trying to kill him since he was wearing an Imperial uniform. Optimus Prime asked if there was anything he could do since the Jedi Master was there and he replied there was something he could do. He attempted to explain to Boushh that the Jedi would need to leave because one of them wanted to destroy the planet. He said they should have left him to die as there was something they didn't understand about him so they couldn't tell what he was really about, however they had to leave and they wanted him to leave too. As the others started walking


Every time I try and lead it in a particular direction it doesn't take.
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Forceful_Dragon
06/01/19 2:06:26 AM
#99:


Okay this one was fantastic:

Mewtwo used psychic. It was super effective! Mewtwo didn't stop in time. With its psychic attack, Mewtwo had defeated the Gym Leader in a matter of three seconds and defeated the Gym Leader three more times in three seconds!
Mewtwo now appeared like a new shiny Pokmon.
After the attack on Pokmon Mansion by the Team Rocket Grunts, Meowth and Psyduck were still in the grass and could not have been used to recover on themselves!
Mewtwo's Psychic attack was just as effective. Its attacks were so effective that the opponent lost their balance and fell down straight away!
Mewtwo's Psychic attack was so effective that no one could remember how close it came to winning!

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turbopuns3
06/01/19 4:27:39 AM
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Forceful_Dragon posted...
Mewtwo's Psychic attack was just as effective. Its attacks were so effective that the opponent lost their balance and fell down straight away!
Mewtwo's Psychic attack was so effective that no one could remember how close it came to winning!


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ZeldaTPLink
06/01/19 7:56:06 AM
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Link always wins. When my kids are watching television, they'll often want more than one color and if you're a color blogger, I'll bet a whole lot of color readers have a preference for a black-and-white television that you either have to use a bit different colors, or that you can't use in your blog or website content at all.

Colorism and Color-blindness: the case of colorblind people vs. colorist color bloggers

You might wonder why colorist color bloggers, or colorblind color bloggers generally, should worry about colorism and color blindness. They should? After all, it's only in the last decade or so that colorist color bloggers, colorist color blind people, and colorist color blind people have begun to be recognized as a recognized, accepted, non-malicious class of people, and not some new, exotic subset of colorists. In fact, there has been, of late, quite a bit of interest among people who care about color, in light of the rise of colorist color bloggers as people with colorblindness a rising interest which, of course, has led to a rise in the number of articles on colorist color blindness.

If there's one thing the colorblind, colorist color bloggers have discovered, it is that, for their people, the colorblind people aren't
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