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mnkboy907 05/31/19 5:32:46 PM #97: | Snape kills Voldemort. The two friends who were there, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Severus, are nowhere to be seen." Snape kills his wife in a furious fit of anger.] [He enters the office and sees Hermione.] [To Harry and Ron.] Ron, I am the only one for whom this is not a concern. I am not going to see Hermione. Please, get up. She must be waiting for you. I would prefer not to worry you about this right now. I mean, it's Hermione's fault, but that's a given. [Harry points at Neville, who is still shaking from the ordeal.] Neville, you're in big trouble, Ron. You're getting very close to being castrated. How many other men could you possibly see in that room? [He points at Ron.] Ron, I don't know if anybody would even consider talking to you about that. No one knows what's going on. You've never been seen with Hermione before in all your life. Your body needs repair. There's no way you're a real guy. And there's no use being polite. There is no way that even a second of your physicality would suffice. You can't possibly be a real guy! I'd hate to think of you as a true guy. [Ron looks at Harry, and Ron tells Harry he can't say anything anymore.] Ron, if I should get really angry, maybe a hug would be in order. [He smiles.] I'll try to wtf harry is so mean --- Change is weird. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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