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TopicThe average toilet flush uses 2 gallons of water
ultimate reaver
02/17/22 9:15:58 PM
#7
u must be thirsty

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TopicWhat's up with people calling Machete "Mapchete" lately?
ultimate reaver
02/17/22 6:47:30 PM
#18
lol

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TopicJust unwittingly used a sulfide shampoo for dandruff control
ultimate reaver
02/17/22 7:02:52 AM
#6
selsun blue smells so bad

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TopicGoldberg vs. Steve Austin (in 2022) set for WrestleMania
ultimate reaver
02/16/22 4:22:43 PM
#4
sounds like wwe, yeah

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Topicreminder chrono cross is a pale shadow of a game compared to chrono trigger
ultimate reaver
02/16/22 2:34:13 PM
#97
TMOG posted...
So in your opinion, "good writing" is shoehorning a character into the game for literally no reason other than to establish that they're not a different character who is not demonstrated in the game itself to BE that character and was only briefly considered as such during the early stages of development?

you are coming dangerously close to realizing that a lot of criticism leveled at chrono cross' plot is that people want to see all their 16 bit best friends from chrono trigger in another game (where nothing bad ever happens to them because anything less than a perfect happy ending is "shitting all over it")


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Topicreminder chrono cross is a pale shadow of a game compared to chrono trigger
ultimate reaver
02/16/22 6:22:03 AM
#14
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/7/AABOcFAAC7pf.jpg

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TopicDo you think that Rolex or Omega makes better watches?
ultimate reaver
02/16/22 2:45:43 AM
#6
Buy a sundial and go outside

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TopicThe new Star Wars trilogy is such a terrible set of movies
ultimate reaver
02/15/22 7:24:55 PM
#19
watch other movies then

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TopicImagine if Evil Teams worked like this in pokemon
ultimate reaver
02/15/22 6:28:38 PM
#2
woah.. imagine if mario smoked weed

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TopicThey don't make superhero movies like this anymore
ultimate reaver
02/15/22 6:27:29 PM
#19
Punished_Blinx posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nnOcgElmMc

Literally stalks a woman to get her name. Then grabs her and gets into a weird fight.

Romance.

i saw this movie for the first time last week and the two things thhat stood out to me were the hilariously bad soundtrack that has elektra hitting a speed bag while wake me up inside plays, and that scene. it came off as mega creepy and i cant imagine it feeling different even in its time

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TopicIs the Razzies dumb?
ultimate reaver
02/15/22 5:00:51 PM
#5
they probably served a purpose at some point but they've been getting increasingly irrelevant and cringier for years

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TopicUkraine president says he's been told Russia will attack Wednesday
ultimate reaver
02/15/22 8:27:53 AM
#80
I am worried for the ukraine

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TopicFact: Beans do NOT belong in chili
ultimate reaver
02/14/22 9:08:46 PM
#71
this has always confused me because people act so deranged about it online, and meanwhile i know multiple people from texas who have no idea its even a stigma.

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TopicTabletop enthusiasts, let me know if this is a good deal (LOTR LCG)
ultimate reaver
02/14/22 9:05:22 PM
#9
No, it's not

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TopicWhen the source material is all white characters, who's more annoying?
ultimate reaver
02/14/22 2:03:12 PM
#30
both are really annoying and the argument is almost invariably pointless, but the people complaining about the presence of diversity are always way more obnoxious and stupid

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TopicWhat are some of your favorite podcasts?
ultimate reaver
02/14/22 1:48:08 PM
#6
dont really like (most) celeb podcasts so these might not resonate with you

podcast about list- three guys make jokes and generally talk about weird/funny shit. very conversational. for the last half of the podcast they usually pull up a weird list found on the internet and read it and the comments on it

we hate movies- A bad movie podcast. men watch funny movie make joke ha ha. There are a million of these but i generally find these guys to have better production value and jokes than the majority of them

Blowback- A political podcast that looks at the events leading up to, during, and in the waning years of the Iraq War. It's got a pretty wry sense of humor but is also very straightforward and often depressing. The second season focuses on the history of the Cuban revolution and America's bungling around with relations to the country, but I haven't listened to it yet so I can't vouch for it.

Qanon Anonymous- Examination of Qanon craziness and, slowly as the movement gets more confused and diluted, other conspiracy theories. A lot of talk about fringe wackiness but the hosts try to give at least some aspects of levity to it generally. They have pretty good access to high quality guests for interviews, and a lot of episodes have really funny skits or writing at the end

The Dollop- Two comedians go over a story from (usually) American history, with one reading the writeup and the other who has little or no clue about the subject reacting to it. Sometimes what they cover is big well known subjects, but a lot of it are obscure tales about crazy people doing crazy things.

Those Good Old Fashion Values- This started as a podcast where a group would watch a season of family guy and then give an overview of it while covering a handful of interesting episodes, but it slowly grew into other stuff as family guy started to drive the hosts insane. They cover other shows now, usually with pretty fun guests, and have a secondary show called Get Cynical that covers early e-celebs and their inevitable self destruction

Not Another Dungeons and Dragons Podcast- Like WHM there are a million of these but NADDPOD is entertaining. It's a mostly-normal dungeons and dragons campaign, but the group playing it are super raunchy and very irreverent. It has a lot of jokes but it's also entertaining to see how into the story they get as it progresses to the point where they can't help but start taking some plot threads seriously.


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TopicDoom Eternal is fun. I like the platforming
ultimate reaver
02/14/22 1:20:23 PM
#18
Spiritlittle posted...
Yep. Too much platforming in Eternal.

Gave me the same feeling as Arkham Knight with way too much Bat Tank.

theres not anywhere near as much as there was bat tank, give me a break. those are like 10+ minute vehicle segments compared to 30 seconds to a minute of platforming now and then between fights in eternal

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TopicFavorite Final Fantasy class/job?
ultimate reaver
02/14/22 1:15:05 PM
#10
dragoon. first character i made in ffxiv went down that path

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TopicDoom Eternal is fun. I like the platforming
ultimate reaver
02/14/22 1:23:54 AM
#11
no its not

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TopicDoom Eternal is fun. I like the platforming
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 11:25:13 PM
#7
the dlc isnt as hard as people make it out to be, at least the first its the only one ive played. its definite tougher than the base game but its mainly by virtue of having longer fights and bigger arenas. if you like the fighting in the base game its definitely worth it

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TopicRumor: Goldeneye 007 Remastered to be revealed within a couple of weeks
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 8:06:38 PM
#8
Kind of sad if they're honestly just doing a slight touchup instead of the remake, considering the remake was basically done.

either way its nice people get to play goldeneye on a controller that doesnt suck without having to emulate finally. if they can do that and fix the framerate it would be perfect

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TopicWhy aren't there more fantasy-themed FPS games?
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 5:34:54 PM
#11
Gwynevere posted...
You should try Amid Evil. It's probably what you're looking for

I've been meaning to play it, Dusk, and Ultrakill


dusk is the best fps new blood has made in my opinion. ultrakill is fun but its a very different sort of game

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TopicWhy aren't there more fantasy-themed FPS games?
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 5:33:32 PM
#8
more to check out:

heretic
hexen 1 and 2
ziggurat
amid evil
dark messiah of might and magic
vermintide 1 and 2


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TopicWhy aren't there more fantasy-themed FPS games?
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 5:30:43 PM
#6
a good one just got rereleased bro

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1678430/PowerSlave_Exhumed/

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TopicDid you ever sneak into an R-rated movie?
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 5:27:19 PM
#2
me and my friends snuck into the silent hill movie when i was in high school

i regretted it tbh

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TopicReally cool callback to Revenge of the Sith in Ep. 4 (Star Wars spoils)
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 2:24:49 PM
#3
obiwan said the thing I remembered and I clapped

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TopicPolyamory is unhealthy.
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 2:23:04 PM
#27
Immense cringe

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TopicSalt and sanctuary is p fun. I can't believe i kinda ignore this game for years
ultimate reaver
02/13/22 1:00:10 AM
#7
salt and sanctuary has such bad art direction that its actually detrimental to playing it. everything is too dark and muddy and makes it way too hard to see traps, pits, paths up and down etc

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TopicMatt Walsh with quite possibly his worst take ever. (CW: Child abuse)
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 10:57:11 PM
#22
god i hate him

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TopicTales of Arise was probably one of my biggest disappointments in gaming ever *sp
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 9:46:17 PM
#42
Delirious_Beard posted...
most tales games are bad


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TopicWhy the fuck do the JoJo part 5 subtitles not match what they're saying.
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 7:08:38 PM
#5
did you start on part 5 and skip all the previous parts where they were doing the same thing for every song and band name? shame on you

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TopicTales of Arise was probably one of my biggest disappointments in gaming ever *sp
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 7:07:24 PM
#33
fohstick posted...
Tales was never a good series to begin with


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TopicTales of Arise was probably one of my biggest disappointments in gaming ever *sp
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 5:28:11 PM
#23
loltales

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TopicDo you think video games should be a platform for addressing social injustices?
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 5:20:10 PM
#91
if the person making the game wants to use it to make a statement i dont see why not

FortuneCookie posted...
It's a reference to the positive response the War on Terror received among Republicans.

if he actually said that was specifically a critique of republicans he's really dumb lol. if it's evocative of anything it's the initial push for the invasion when it was a bipartisan issue, i guess

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TopicBased on this chart when did you start hating video games?
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 4:14:05 PM
#9
i love video games

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TopicDom literally *spoilers* his wife in Gears of War 2
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 2:22:02 AM
#11
Tears of War

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TopicITT Controversial wrestling opinions
ultimate reaver
02/12/22 12:16:09 AM
#29
A lot of the best times people remember fondly about wwe are really hard to watch in modern times. The late 90s in particular is an absolutely terrible midcard scene that was getting propelled almost entirely by Rock and Austin always having great programs. WCW was generally putting on better shows all through the 90s up until 99 or so

shane McMahon was always bad and the only thing he was ever good at doing was falling off of things without managing to die

a lot of old dudes that wrestling fans like to repeat stuff from for retro cred like Jim Cornette, Eric bischoff and Bruce Prichard are really bitter and more often than not have been out of touch for a long time


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TopicThe N64 version of Resident Evil 2 was the best one
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 9:54:20 PM
#8
Its a really cool port that trades some optional content for others, but I dunno about the best: worse sound and fmv visual quality too

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TopicFedEx driver shot at while delivering packages.
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 9:49:38 PM
#36
I never saw one of those unmarked vans doing deliveries until late last year when I was getting some books delivered. A random van pulled into my yard and a guy got out and yea I was immediately confused and suspcious until I saw they were carrying a package

what I did not do was jump in a vehicle and start playing grand theft auto multiplayer with the deliver man because I am not a water brained psycho

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TopicITT Actors who have never been in a bad film.
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 9:24:53 PM
#9
mr incredible

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TopicXenoblade 3 PLEASE don't don't be ultra-weeb lame like Xeno 2
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 9:20:23 PM
#51
spikethedevil posted...
Weeb doesnt mean what TC and a few others ITT think it means.

on here its always people who condemn stuff for being super weeby while praising stuff that is just as bad about it in the same breath

xenoblade 1 has some of the most bloodcurdlingly anime writing ive ever seen in my life and people think its super serious because everyone delivers it in funny accents

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TopicGOPers cheering this Trucker protest....yet want to run BLM protesters ?
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 5:45:20 PM
#9
People swap rhetoric about the sanctity of protests back and forth very easily, its pretty weird

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TopicTo this day, the Dream Team of Doom/Quake has still been unmatched
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 5:42:25 PM
#7
Hayame Zero posted...
He also took the team's cat to a kill shelter because it was getting in the way of work. When Romero told him it was a shelter that was going to euthanize it, he just shrugged and said "whatever", and went back to coding

yeah, my main takeaway from masters of doom was that john carmack would probably be in prison or something if he wasnt so good at making stuff


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TopicTo this day, the Dream Team of Doom/Quake has still been unmatched
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 5:34:59 PM
#2
Until carmack got tired of them not working like slaves and one by one maneuvered them out

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TopicWhat is up with the stupid face YouTube thumbnail videos?
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 7:39:02 AM
#2
its been like that for at least like four or five years now, did you just notice?

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TopicQueen VS David Bowie
ultimate reaver
02/11/22 6:29:25 AM
#37
i love queen but bowie has multiple perfect albums

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