Lurker > ultimate reaver

yes, france

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

yeah, pretty hilarious game

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

desu

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

when i first started looking for jobs online there were a bunch of them on indeed and i signed up for one. they sent me an email and said they'd call me and while i was looking over the email layout of how their shit worked my brain made the connection and i felt really embarrassed that i'd even gotten that far

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

witcher is nothing like game of thrones and i think the reason people think it is is because they made the really dumb descision of having the first episode mainly revolving around a royal family dramatically dying and two armies fighting each other

witcher is more like an episodic fantasy story and the subsequent season(s) are going to be a lot more akin to lord of the rings than anything. it becomes a big world trekking adventure to the evil empire's headquarters

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

i find cut dicks way more desirable than uncut. the guys ive been with were the same when i asked

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

have you not noticed how fast people jump between things they're pissed off about nowadays? i dunno why you thought a bunch of people suddenly pretending like they had always cared about china and were secretly experts on it their entire lives would last

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

if i participate in capitalism, i am going to be fleeced. every day i am a patron of corporations that want absolutely nothing but to market to me and empty my wallet because i have to be. i am not going to rage for months on end about a single one of them who isnt even providing me with vital service of any kind any more than im still going to be angry like i was in 2007 about steam basically being DRM and paying indie developers jack shit to the point where it was almost pointless to release games on their platform


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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

shockthemonkey posted...

Just put on the costume and not blackface

Paragon21XX posted...

Wear the clothes, not the face.

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

crying about egs at this point is pretty pathetic. the outrage train has rolled on by

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

ugly

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

You clearly aren't engaging with me in good faith here.

it might be because youre being completely insufferable

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

I think its a lot closer than a lot of people like to say. It is indeed better though

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

I hope they bring back Lucas for stuff so he can stink up the place all over again. It would be way funnier than all the boring bitching about the current generic Star Wars films

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

the more I think about blood borne the more I realize its one of the best games ever. Nothing has lived up to its hype since it

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Who ya killing

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

No shit

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

donald trumps face on boromir at the end of fellowship getting hit by arrows labeled things like touched the magical arab orb and left his umbrella outside the plane and it ends with Hillary dumping her colostomy bag on his head and cutting to black as Eric screams

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Istredd didnt and he can throw fireballs at people. So I doubt it

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

there are a handful of informative reviews sometimes but largely its useless

if you want to see the most thoughtless and pointless reviews for things ever check your local fast food places. Its all people throwing a fit because the drive through messed something up or an employee didnt smile or something, all described in the tone of someone testifying about war crimes

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

early sign of super aids

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

oh, word?

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Wokebebe posted...

that we should open our borders, hearts, and wallets to the diverse 3rd world! Its the core of my open borders activism :)

playing pretend on the dead web 1.0 forum for the entertainment of a gaggle of 35 year old janitors

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

precious

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

polss terry

teyry pls don;t stantd in feront of flagg :(

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

who cares?

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

gamers like to whine about everything because it makes their hobby feel like it has more substance or complexity

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

literally happened to me yesterday. rip

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

the entire point of everything involving those characters which they explain to you multiple times is that Kafei is in hiding because he was cursed by skull kid and turned into a child, and he cant face anju

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Witcher 2 is noticeably worse than 1

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

This is some great entertainment. Mods are losing their shit over one person on some other site.

this is boring and sad and so is finding it funny

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

I would gladly trade god all the dogs cops have shot and give him the dog shooting cops in exchange

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Do whatever you want

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Its a lot better than 1, which was one of the most disappointing games ever

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Why are you shooting zombies to death in a straight away area that you will never have to return to? Most zombies will stagger away or even fully fall down after 2-3 bullets to the head so you can safely pass, and you can just run by most of them anyway

RE4 really made people forget how to play RE games and not try to kill everything

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

no1curr

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

as much as i like bret, probably bret. he and andre could easily be omitted. shawn is right at the border

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

theres plenty of reasons that you shouldnt go for biden but this is the one for idiots that tweet memes back and forth on facebook which they take way too seriously

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

i really like a lot of the things the game did. Older max is a cool idea, the change of setting makes the bad guys you interact with more fresh and interesting and the setpieces you go through neat. The story is very good, and the gunplay is probably the most satisfying cover-to-cover shootout gameplay which does make it a lot different from the last two but still fun

Unfortunately everything that tears the game apart is on a technical level. The loading times are insane, probably the worst of any game ive ever played. Cutscenes are near-unskippable because the game -also- loads during those so generally you have to watch the vast majority of any cutscene over again if you died or you're replaying a section. Both of these things absolutely kill the replayablity of the game stone dead. I also remember getting roughly halfway through the game at one point and then just randomly losing my progress up to the second level. To this day I have no idea what caused it and I was playing it on the 360, but I had to do everything from scratch pretty much

Wii_Shaker posted... The visual style is different but not the gameplay. It's still a 3rd person twin stick shooter. Bullet time is still a staple of gameplay.

Max being bald and old has nothing to do with how the game plays. He still narrates in a monotone voice in a noir style.

It's absolutely different, because to balance the cover system Max dies multiple times faster in MP3 than he does in the previous two games. In MP1 and 2 you spent most of your time moving around in slow mo dodging bullets and blowing dudes away right in their face. If you try to play 3 the same way you're almost definitely going to die so you spend a lot of time behind cover trading fire with people.

I still like it, the gunplay is absolutely fantastic. But it's definitely not the same

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

bedbug

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Guide posted...

Haha, tell us.

Can we just save everyone time and say hes going to compare tepid centrist neoliberalism with Castro? Because hes going to compare tepid centrist neoliberalism with Castro and it wont actually be funny, just boring

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

The Changling in Shudder. Amazing haunted house movie

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Pokmon shield

water

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Wii_Shaker posted...

Yeah but they were hallucinations from the drug.

i believe you. it was a really boring movie so i stopped paying attention at some point and by the end i had no idea what was going on

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

in max payne 1 theres a brainwashing murder drug called valkyr and in the movie if i remember correctly there are literally winged valkyries that attack max

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Abiz_ posted...

Yeah, but I lived in the boonies of NY too and there was local pizza places around. I thought that local Pizza and chinese places were just the norm for a lot of places.

They're not

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth

Abiz_ posted...

As a NY'er wtf are you guys going to food chains for? Local pizza places are the only correct options.

you live in a pizza-places-are-everywhere-bubble. outside if it, chain places are the only convenient option for a lot of places

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I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth