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TopicJust started watching Berserk. when does it really pick up?
philsov
09/15/17 6:22:16 PM
#23
It really picks up in the 2nd to last and last episodes, sadly.
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TopicWould you date a gothic person?
philsov
09/15/17 6:00:01 PM
#6
I don't find facial piercing attractive and I don't want a partner with a meek personality.
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TopicDid someone seriously think Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich is racist.
philsov
09/15/17 3:13:31 PM
#2

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TopicWorking abroad I've seen far too many fat people.
philsov
09/15/17 11:25:28 AM
#24
Working domestically, I've also seen too many fat people.

I'm giving a walkthrough of this area. Sorry if you need to sit down every 30 seconds, but I'm not waiting for your fat ass and good lord, do not lean on this equipment.
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TopicI like my women like I like my chemistry homework
philsov
09/15/17 11:20:31 AM
#7
dusty and forgotten
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TopicHow many men have seen your penis?
philsov
09/14/17 12:45:30 PM
#28
probably half a thousand? About 90% of which are in non-sex scenarios like locker rooms and group showers.
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TopicDriving pet peeves
philsov
09/14/17 10:31:01 AM
#12
- people who drive slow in the left hand lane and refuse to yield

- assholes who merge before the merge point

- people who "park" in non-parking areas (rightmost lane in a city street, e.g.) and just have their hazards on. No, you waste of skin, if you're lost or picking someone up go into the parking lot <20 feet away and get out of the flow of traffic.
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TopicIs there any good way for a picky eater to supplement their diet?
philsov
09/13/17 2:37:18 PM
#28
supplement their diet with what, exactly? Where's the deficiency?
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TopicHow can you lose fat without counties calories?
philsov
09/13/17 1:15:05 PM
#35
If calories aren't being counted, at least standardize intake so it's just not a variable. It doesn't matter if it's always 1500 or always 2000, just so long as daily intake doesn't fluctuate between 1200 and 2300 a day then whatever baseline calories are can be met with increased physical activity and not subsequent "I just worked out really hard, I can now eat even more!"

But otherwise, yeah. You'll need to hold the reins and hope she doesn't self sabotage by gorging on ice cream the second your back is turned.
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TopicIf an orgy video leaked involving every single member of the house and senate...
philsov
09/12/17 5:06:50 PM
#4
only if the involved members said, under oath, they weren't there. Because perjury is grounds for removal from office. But sex is not.

The ensuing scandal from the pearl-grasping constituents might call for them to step or something, but if this involves every single member it's also a bipartisan affair so....
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TopicA person with little to no body fat won't float in water
philsov
09/12/17 2:32:43 PM
#9
The trick is to take in a lot of air and then never ever breathe it out.
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TopicWould you try doing this?
philsov
09/12/17 2:26:36 PM
#2
dude. sick.
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TopicI thought it takes 1-2 days for food to travel through your body to poop
philsov
09/12/17 2:02:00 PM
#10
Letron_James posted...
sometimes i shit 30 minutes after i eat


Yes, because you're stuffing the front of the line. It's like squeezing a tube of toothpaste from the bottom. What you're pooping out isn't what you just ate.

~

Coffee, for example, takes about 4-6 hours for my piss to reek of coffee grounds.
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TopicEver used a communal shower before?
philsov
09/12/17 1:08:50 PM
#8
In high school, on the cross country team, the shower room was a single rectangle with a total of 8 shower heads (3 on either side wall, 2 on the wall adjacent to the opening). Because it was a bunch of regulars all the time there were plenty of conversations and no one gave a fuck. Most of the guys showered with their backs to the wall so everyone could see everyone else's junk, but it also meant we could talk to each other. It was always the awkward freshmen that faced the wall...

thelovefist posted...
Sometimes people on the team would pee on each other.


My personal favorite was to stroke the shampoo bottle like it was a penis and then spray shampoo all over the lower classmen. Usually while verbally citing one of their mother's names. "Oh, Mrs. Henderson...."

~

Post high school has been occasional opportunities like dorms or summer camps or something. Will still carry on conversations if I'm showering with someone I already know. Probably squicks the majority of people who are stonefaced and staring at the wall with metaphorical horse blinders.

I think the main issue is that most guys don't want to be perceived as gay. It's urinal etiquette all over again. Guy A (who's straight) isn't going to be looking at Guy B's (who's also straight) junk, nor B for A for the same reason. But, one of the reasons why someone would park themselves immediately next to the other is to catch a glance. Hence, the buffer (in addition to matters like splash minimization and otherwise getting inside of a person's 'bubble')
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TopicI prefer video games without voice acting.
philsov
09/11/17 5:55:26 PM
#6
general sound/tones like out of Starfox, Undertale, or Katamari Damancy are the best, imo.
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TopicHave white people ever been repressed or enslaved or anything of that sort?
philsov
09/11/17 5:49:28 PM
#44
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

Which... really just puts more merit into "white people are the devil" argument, tbh.
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Topic$1000 but your penis makes a *boing* noise when you take your pants off
philsov
09/11/17 5:42:45 PM
#11
I would never take a shower at the gym again.

Dressing rooms would become annoying very quickly
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TopicJust watched a gay porno where the plot was...
philsov
09/11/17 5:16:03 PM
#47
CountessRolab posted...
Go to any gay porn site--there isnt a "turning straight people gay" fetish section.


But there is a substantial selection on merely "straight guy" porn, usually involving the SG either receiving oral or topping.

It's not quite fetish territory, and in absolutely none of those clips (afaik, there probably is one out there or something) does the SG repeatedly going "no." Way more often than not, it's just a label to set up the fantasy for the porn (ie, the dude's not actually straight).

It's literally no worse than "step sister returns from college" straight porn.

~

Back on topic, I think my favorite "plotline" was where a dude got injured with his leg or arm in a cast, so a friend came by to help him bathe which eventually led to sex. Only, what a twist! The cast was just a fake, the dude's fine, and now that he's actually okay he unleashes his final form and they have even raunchier sex. Which I liked on the conceptual level because it was a device for sex transition halfway through the scene, more than, say general setup plotline like "neighborhood boy is fundraising door to door and is instantly seduced by a daddy in a bathrobe"
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TopicWhat is the worst thing you've done. (List Age)
philsov
09/11/17 4:25:50 PM
#3
The worst thing you've done is getting caught three times while driving drunk instead of actually driving drunk for what I can assume is significantly more than three?
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TopicOver 400,000 refreshes!!!
philsov
09/11/17 4:22:36 PM
#6
co-op cookie clicker
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TopicWait for the new "it" is only half the original movie?
philsov
09/11/17 4:01:21 PM
#7
supposedly it was all one book, with two storylines set in different times, told in parallel. Same for the first movie.

This movie was just the "kid" storyline.
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TopicBad games with good music
philsov
09/11/17 3:50:58 PM
#3
Sonic.

Yeah, I said it.
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TopicOh lord this girl on my FB is going through a self-love phase.
philsov
09/11/17 3:33:45 PM
#12
I think a honeymoon phase is worse.

Friend of mine in houston recently snagged a beau in dallas. At least twice a day, they're tagging each other in sappy, text-filled jpegs about love and relationships and shit.

holy balls. Ever heard of messenger?
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TopicPost your favourite acronyms.
philsov
09/11/17 3:10:54 PM
#3
NIMBY
DILLIGAF
QED
YNDTP
PEMN

caps
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TopicIs discussion of the unholy trinity still banworthy?
philsov
09/11/17 2:29:33 PM
#9
LinksLiege posted...
there's way nastier stuff out there. x_x


Twas a simpler time when the trinity was established.

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TopicWould you rather live in a big city or small rural town.
philsov
09/11/17 2:23:48 PM
#23
City.

Recently went to New Braunfels, TX to check out the water park and the locals. Pretty much all the restaurants and shops closed at like... 9, and there wasn't a bar within walking distance. Blech.
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TopicMy sister just "came out" on facebook
philsov
09/11/17 2:17:05 PM
#24
literal_garbage posted...
What a world we live in


Yes, coming out was much easier the Before Time, where you'd need to tell everyone, individually, via telegram or by riding a horse up to their house. Now she can inform everyone simultaneously in a broadcast manner.

Technology is awesome :D
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TopicIs it the boyfriend/husband's job to pay the entire rent/mortgage himself?
philsov
09/11/17 12:45:27 PM
#8
BiweeklyAaron posted...
Both partners should contribute to the household, it's up to them to decide what form that takes and what's fair.


This.

I'm the one with the salary and desire for things that drive up the rent like a large kitchen and additional rooms.

He's the one who's still in college doing part time work and otherwise living off loans/grants, and if given the option would be content living in a shoebox.

So the lion's share falls monetarily to me. Not because of stupid gender roles (also, we're two dudes), but because of circumstance and preferences. In exchange he does more domestic duties like laundry and house cleaning, although recently the chap's been slacking on 'em.
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TopicThere should be a temporary ban on Caffeine
philsov
09/11/17 12:43:46 PM
#70
Oh, god, that would be terrible.

Going from 400 mg caffeine a day to 0 mg gave me the single worst headache of my life. I don't wish that upon 90% of the population.

Weening off caffeine takes like... two or three days.
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TopicI'm 6'2 and 238 lbs...yet I feel kind of athletic still. Is that fat?
philsov
09/10/17 11:39:31 PM
#8
so you're fat and you've got a decent cardiovascular system. The two aren't mutually exclusive, and you'll be a better runner if you shed some of that fat and got new/better eating habits.
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TopicTalking about climate change now is insensitive to Floridiains
philsov
09/08/17 6:01:16 PM
#3
And talking about it before is a a conversation they don't want to have, and talking about it afterwards means we should be focused on rebuilding.

Maybe people just don't like talking about it.
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TopicIs talking to girls the Dark Souls of social interaction?
philsov
09/08/17 5:45:42 PM
#8
nah. In dark souls, death is relatively meaningless. You get back on your metaphorical horse and try again. It's not like the mobs move away from you, or talk to each other about your weaknesses after your repeated failings against them.

Just don't be a sad sack like Seigmeyer and you'll be fine.

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Topicwhen you send a naughty text to bae but all you get it "k night"
philsov
09/08/17 5:39:55 PM
#4
When you send what you think is a naughty text, but it's drenched in seven layers of innuendo and bae isn't psychic

._.
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TopicHealthy eaters of CE, what do you make at lunchtime when you have no leftovers?
philsov
09/08/17 3:48:37 PM
#3
At work with no access to my fridge or something? Hit up Jack in the box, tbh. Get something like a chicken fajita pita and small fries.

At home? Uh... either I've got leftovers (I make meals in 4+ portion sizes) or I'm making a meal with 4+ portions sizes. Or something like a sammich with some cottage cheese and fruit on the side.
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TopicPic less profile: "Hey. Got more pics?"
philsov
09/08/17 2:18:29 PM
#14
BalanceLost posted...
I got a pic but a guy without one asked me for more pics in his first message without showing what he looks like first.


Talk about bad form. Gotta pay to play, yo.
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TopicSomething I never understood about the Final Fantasy Tactics plot
philsov
09/08/17 1:10:36 AM
#9
untruth is godawful, but if the village elder won't give you the kid who can inject his speech into a frog from a remote distance and then MAKE IT EXPLODE then you burn that place to ash and take that kid with you, dammit.


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TopicRepubs probably thinks AVALANCHE is an evil group
philsov
09/07/17 4:21:42 PM
#32
Isn't "aeris" the conservative position, since it relies on traditional values instead of revisionist bullshit?
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TopicRepubs probably thinks AVALANCHE is an evil group
philsov
09/07/17 3:37:07 PM
#4
repubs also stomp on flowers. "Orders for thee, but not for me"

https://lparchive.org/Final-Fantasy-VII/Update%2005/74-E05_069.jpg
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TopicI've been reading up on the "Men Going Their Own Way" movement and I
philsov
09/07/17 3:33:44 PM
#42
Lordsai posted...
So when men try to be independent and don't need no woman it's sad but when women do it it's empowering....gotcha.


When men try it because women suck it's sad. When men try it because they realize they suck and need to improve themselves, it's empowering.

MGTOW umbrellas both of these people, but the ones that complain about women are the ones that draw more ire, and aptly so.
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TopicI've been reading up on the "Men Going Their Own Way" movement and I
philsov
09/07/17 2:53:30 PM
#32
Puglia77 posted...
It'll always be yes until a girl takes me out on a date. It's been 22 years and still no one


Are you 22 years old? Because expecting dates since the moment you were born is kinda silly, but it does help the martyr narrative you're weaving for yourself.

Still, interesting vocabulary choice. Are you expecting to be approached, or do you approach and have yet to be accepted?

That_Happened posted...
If you're unattractive, or socially outcast/anxious, or you can't hold a steady job, or you're an immature man-child...maybe you find something else to do with your life other than hoping for a relationship.


Which is exactly what dudes do when they go their own way. I mean, some of them could do work and improve their looks, social skills, education/proficiency, presence of mind, etc while going their own (and ironically become dateable in the process), or literally drop out because 'that's too much effort and what's the point anyways'.
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TopicDo you keep a budget?
philsov
09/07/17 9:43:31 AM
#3
Not actively, no.

I made a budget: accounted for rent/utilities/etc, allotted for savings and outings and stuff. But now it's mostly on autopilot since my spending habits are established and I've got a salaried position.
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TopicNice guy goes on multi-page FB rant, then tags 70+ girls after two days
philsov
09/07/17 9:23:44 AM
#40
Too intelligent, too genuine, too honest, and too loving.


lmao
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TopicWhat's a "McGangBang"?
philsov
09/06/17 2:51:48 PM
#20
hollow_shrine posted...
McGregor is almost certainly a glottal shift from one of those, but that's off topic.


He was making a joke,I think.

that said, my favorite Mc-perjoratives are 'McJob' and 'McMansion', although I hadn't heard of a McApology until just now.
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TopicWhen did race relations start getting worse again?
philsov
09/06/17 2:42:57 PM
#14
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Los_Angeles_riots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_riots_of_2001

Now let's all discuss the similarities between these and modern day America.
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TopicWhat's a "McGangBang"?
philsov
09/06/17 2:37:24 PM
#17
Remember those mcdonald's playground toys? It was a fryguy or something with a seat and a spring at the base.
You could rock back and forth a bunch.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/41cffd8884793a1618bea410abf1edb4/tumblr_nmrmj5ze7A1us5bono1_1280.png

It's getting spitroasted while on one of those.
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TopicDo you think watching football is immoral?
philsov
09/06/17 1:28:51 PM
#16
fenderbender321 posted...
Wrong. It's their body. It's their risk. It's their choice. They want to accept that risk in return for everything that comes with it.


You sufficiently answered the wrong question. I'm not saying it's immoral to play for the NFL.
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TopicDo you think watching football is immoral?
philsov
09/06/17 12:39:51 PM
#10
Yes, supporting and enabling someone to harm/kill themselves or other people for my distraction and amusement is an immoral act.

Legally speaking, if they're doing it that's on them but it's not something one ought to endorse. If you're looking for competitive team play there's lots of team sports with less significant injuries and if you're looking for the ability to throw cash at someone and make 'em dance there's all sorts of strip clubs, movies, theatres, and concerts to attend that don't involve the aspect of harm.
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TopicThere's scientific proof for why pop music has gotten so terrible.
philsov
09/06/17 10:56:43 AM
#71
https://qz.com/1035049/the-mozart-like-complexity-of-carly-rae-jepsens-biggest-hits/

Sloan: The idea that writing “frivolous” music doesn’t take a lot of artistry is misguided. Mozart’s opera buffa “Così fan tutte” has the most ludicrous and silly plot, but man is it complex. It took all of Mozart’s considerable compositional skill. The music being put out by Justin Bieber and Diplo is completely analogous.
We had a producer duo on our show called Grey, who produced the Hailee Steinfeld song “Starving.” They said they spent 60 hours just fine tuning the sound of the snare drum on one of their songs. That gives you an idea of the immense efforts of a song you digest in three minutes and 30 seconds like an amuse-bouche.


But, yeah, the Pop-Drop is a very recent and now wide-spread phenomenon.
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TopicTry to guess my race based on the contents of my fridge.
philsov
09/05/17 4:50:17 PM
#21
EverDownward posted...
philsov posted...
White, because homemade jams

He could just as easily be Slavic, they love homemade jams.


CE: Where Slavic isn't white.
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TopicTry to guess my race based on the contents of my fridge.
philsov
09/05/17 4:43:34 PM
#16
White, because homemade jams
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