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TopicWow, Giant Bomb's GOTY podcast looks like it sucks this year >_>
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 8:36:11 PM
#32
I'm on day 3 still lol I still hate Jeff and Abby during these things.
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TopicThe Last of Us didn't deserve a 10/10
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 2:57:00 PM
#4
Deserves a 6 or 7 imo. The gameplay just wasnt good.
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TopicJust started Witcher 3, first Witcher game
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 5:36:14 AM
#76
You should be able to do quests about 4 to 5 levels above your level without much issue. And you should have the Swallow potion early on to restore your health.
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TopicWho would win between The Covenant and The Galactic Empire?
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 5:33:53 AM
#3
The Covenant actually land shots pretty consistently.
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TopicYour 2019 Game of the Year
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 12:28:53 AM
#23
Death Stranding or Fire Emblem
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TopicToday could be the LAST DAY duckbear EVER posts an ARTICLE on GAMEFAQS!!
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 12:25:31 AM
#27
I dont get why people dont like his topics. Sometimes they're legit hilarious.
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TopicWhat's the last game you'll play this decade?
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 12:05:28 AM
#39
Witcher 3 or Death Stranding. Probably Witcher 3 though cuz my girlfriend is using the PS4.
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TopicAnderson Cooper said cock on CN's NYE thing completely drunk
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 12:04:29 AM
#67
9 PM here
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TopicMan age hit Sarah Chalke like a ton of bricks
Smashingpmkns
01/01/20 12:00:39 AM
#6
She's aged pretty decently for a white woman tbh
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TopicFirst landlords, now suburbs. What else should I hate, as a good liberal?
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 6:50:48 PM
#27
I4NRulez posted...
XXmiznatorXX posted...
You need to eat bugs.

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1211688422181679105?s=21

I remember reading an article about how this could be the direction of human consumption.

but its not that far fetched. A lot of cultures eat bugs


I had chapulines (crickets) and escamol (ant eggs) in Mexico and they were bomb tbh
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TopicFinally saw the new Star Wars. Way to ruin 40 years of a series lol
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 6:28:04 PM
#35
It's good for a pew pew popcorn action flick but the characters were all done really terribly imo. Not really a new concept for the franchise though.
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TopicWhat video games could be made into a good flim?
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 2:24:39 PM
#3
MGS3
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TopicYoung Maylay (voice of CJ from GTA SA) voices unflattering opinion of Rockstar
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 2:18:46 PM
#11
Yes let's take the company, who's proven to be pretty shitty to their voice talent and their other employees, side over the person they fucked over because we like their games.
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TopicAntiques Roadshow expert drinks 180-year-old urine, rusty nails and a human hair
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 2:08:57 PM
#1
After mistaking liquid for port

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/antiques-roadshow-urine-nails-hair-port-fiona-bruce-andy-mcconnell-a9264136.html

An Antiques Roadshow expert, Andy McConnell, accidentally drank 180-year-old urine, rusty nails and a human hair during an appearance on the show.
The glass specialist had mistaken the mystery liquid for 1840s port or red wine when he drank from the bottle in a 2016 episode of the BBC series

Inserting a syringe in the bottles cork, McConnell tasted some of the very brown liquid and remarked: I think its port port or red wine... or its full of rusty old nails and thats rust.

Host Fiona Bruce has now revealed, in the latest episode of Antiques Roadshow, that the bottle was filled with urine and a single human hair.

Inside were these brass pins, all of these dating from the late 1840s, and the liquid urine, a tiny pit of alcohol and one human hair, explained Bruce.

And a mysterious little creature called an ostracod, which is like a little cockle. So [this] was not a bottle of port or wine, but a witches bottle.
So buried in the threshold of the house as a talisman against witchcraft, against curses, against misfortune coming into the home.
McConnell replied: Yummy. Such good news.



Lmao
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TopicIs January a three-paycheck month for you?
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 1:23:10 AM
#19
Yeee and I get a bonus+raise soon too.
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TopicBiden is going to win and everything is going to fall apart
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 1:19:25 AM
#2
Politics posted...
penis

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TopicI was having a wild ass dream and woke up and my ear feels weird
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 1:13:40 AM
#3
Yeah either spider or earwig
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TopicI'd honestly give my left nut (the smaller one) for a new Rogue Squadron game.
Smashingpmkns
12/31/19 1:09:26 AM
#3
Sorry you're gonna have to give up the big one if you really want it
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TopicThe most watched stuff on Netflix this year
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 11:41:55 PM
#9
6 Underground looks really shitty
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TopicGeralt is a cheap Witcher and a horrible haggler tbh
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 9:45:16 PM
#5
boxington posted...
maybe he doesn't care that much.

like, if he really wanted, he could hypnotize people to pay him better.


He goes on and on about not doing jobs if he's not getting paid though.
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TopicThe most glaring plot hole from TROS (in my opinion; SPOILERS)
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 9:41:12 PM
#7
Wetterdew posted...
They straight up dump him into the title crawl acting like he never died...as if nobody would have any questions.

His death before seemed pretty definitive, so if they are willing to just control-z that then I don't see what stops them from undoing this death as well...


You'd understand if you played Fortnite
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TopicGeralt is a cheap Witcher and a horrible haggler tbh
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 9:34:26 PM
#1
Dude kills wraiths, ghouls, golems, etc for like 8 crowns. Sells an item for 20 crowns that's resold by the merchant for like 200. Should have went to business school instead of witcher school smh.
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TopicBloomberg pledges to turn the White House into an open office
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 8:48:10 PM
#4
Oh cool an office with no personal privacy where the boss is breathing down your neck the whole time. Sounds great.
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TopicHow much stock do you put in Yelp reviews usually?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 8:42:13 PM
#12
Yelp is bullshit. The business owners get fucked. You have to pay to release positive reviews that the site deems fishy. It's 100% a rip off and small business get fucked over because of it.
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TopicKelly Marie Tran was barely in Rise of Skywalker. Co-writer blames CGI
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 8:39:09 PM
#15
I read he blamed Rose's lack of screen time on Carrie Fisher dying too. Guy kinda sounds like a fucking moron.
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TopicMustard on burgers
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 8:36:49 PM
#13
Mustard and maybe a hot sauce are the only condiments I put on a burger. Five Guys with the hot sauce and mustard is bomb. Mustard fried burgers from In n Out are pretty legit too.
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TopicNot crazy about a big twist in Rise of Skywalker, I'm eager for more. *spoilers*
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 7:01:16 PM
#33
Shablagoo posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Yeah but imagine if he didn't. Also kinda wonder where tf Vader was when Palp was laying dong and having a kid. I wonder if he ever met the kid.

I think you guys are assuming that he had his children while Emperor. There are only 53 years between Revenge of the Sith and The Force Awakens. Reys how old when we first meet her, like 20 at least right?


I did the math in my head the day RoS released but dude definitely had his kid while emperor. He kinda had to.
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TopicJoe Biden: I'd consider a Republican VP
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 6:29:25 PM
#16
Dude needs to drop out
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TopicNot crazy about a big twist in Rise of Skywalker, I'm eager for more. *spoilers*
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 6:19:25 PM
#22
Doom_Art posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Imagine Palpy fucking some poor lady.
Tbh I always assumed he could use a glamour with the force

We know in canon he would alter his appearance in media broadcasts and some public appearances.


Yeah but imagine if he didn't. Also kinda wonder where tf Vader was when Palp was laying dong and having a kid. I wonder if he ever met the kid.
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TopicNot crazy about a big twist in Rise of Skywalker, I'm eager for more. *spoilers*
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 6:15:04 PM
#16
Imagine Palpy fucking some poor lady.
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TopicDid you like this reveal in The Last Jedi? SPOILERS
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 6:11:34 PM
#15
Everyone is related to someone important in a previous Star Wars movie cuz the force or something.
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TopicAnyone seen Uncut Gems yet?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 5:13:16 PM
#26
It was pretty good. The cast was great and Julia Fox in lingerie GOD DAMN.
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TopicStarting The Witcher 3. Advice?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 3:55:32 PM
#13
I just started a new run and plan on actually beating it now. If you're in White Orchard still don't forget to do everything. Purchase all the Gwent cards if that's your thing. Get the decoy card from the bar owner in the first town before you move on because it may disappear.
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TopicShould I buy Death Stranding for $25 from redbox?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 3:46:25 PM
#5
$25 is a steal if you can find it at a redbox. Game is great. I'm not even halfway done and I have 40 hour in lol
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Topic"family friendly" = no gay people
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 3:27:23 PM
#21
G rated sitcom gay couples are in right now. Maybe they'll hold hands, maybe they'll awkwardly peck.
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Topicfucking cringe REDDIT making HENRY CAVILL the next KEANU REEVES
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 3:22:22 PM
#25
SpaghettiCookie posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
He's a pretty mediocre actor but he seems like a decent dude.
Watching Witcher he is actually really good. You can see his struggle in his face of feeling emotion but wanting to pretend he doesnt early on


It's really the perfect role for him. Semi emotionless character with the occasional light joke. But he hasn't shown to have much range in his career.
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TopicMy backlog grows... help me decide what to play, CE
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 3:14:25 PM
#11
Do something quick like MGR or Spiderman. A lot of the other games you mentioned are gonna be time sinks.
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Topicfucking cringe REDDIT making HENRY CAVILL the next KEANU REEVES
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 2:15:13 PM
#21
He's a pretty mediocre actor but he seems like a decent dude.
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TopicFury Road basically made every subsequent movie CGI chase scene irrelevant
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 2:11:35 PM
#23
Tyranthraxus posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Most of that 'non-existent technology' is actually practical. The stunts (a good chunk of the characters are in front of a green screen) and a lot of the visuals outside of the structures and cars are CGI. That doesn't take away from how great the movie is imo, I personally think it makes it better and refreshing to see CGI done well.
By non existent technology I meant shit they made exclusively for the movie like the huge water pump system from the beginning. We could build something like that if we wanted to but there's no point. A lot of the vehicles and shit were real.


Yeah the vehicles for the most part were real but the people hanging off of them, a lot of the stunts, and a good majority of the environment were CGI. The use of CGI benefited from the movie's environment and look. Fury Road blended practical and CGI effects perfectly.
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TopicNow that The Mandalorian is over many of my friends have cancelled their Disney+
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 1:31:20 PM
#13
Yeah I'm sure most single adults who subscribe just for the Star Wars and Marvel stuff will be on and off but their main market is families that need to put on Frozen for the billionth time to distract their kids.
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TopicOh noo... Terry Crews has joined the dark side :(
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 1:29:11 PM
#26
God damnit Terry. The "Power to the peoples" caption makes it infinitely worse too.
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TopicBitch! That's LOW TIER GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 12:59:17 PM
#3
This shit is usually dumb but "You also break the buffet" was good lmao
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TopicBoogie2988 admits that if he had kids, he would molest them.
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 12:58:03 PM
#8
Wtf
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TopicFury Road basically made every subsequent movie CGI chase scene irrelevant
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 12:52:15 PM
#19
Tyranthraxus posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
The cool thing about CGI is, when done well, no one notices it. For instance, the whole chase sequence that spans Fury Road is filled with CGI.

First of all you only really know it's CGI because it was non-existent technology on a landscape that doesn't exist.

Secondly there's a lot of that Chase scene that actually isn't CGI at all. There's production videos of live shots and it's kind of ridiculous how much of it was actually real.


Most of that 'non-existent technology' is actually practical. The stunts (a good chunk of the characters are in front of a green screen) and a lot of the visuals outside of the structures and cars are CGI. That doesn't take away from how great the movie is imo, I personally think it makes it better and refreshing to see CGI done well.
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TopicFury Road basically made every subsequent movie CGI chase scene irrelevant
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 11:23:58 AM
#11
The cool thing about CGI is, when done well, no one notices it. For instance, the whole chase sequence that spans Fury Road is filled with CGI.
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TopicLets post flaws of a game board.
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 11:03:55 AM
#2
Smash Ultimate - literally everything
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TopicDr. Stone
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 11:01:44 AM
#2
Because the mc's goal is to convert the people into the science world and not kill them.
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TopicHere is an image of what l look like in 2019
Smashingpmkns
12/30/19 10:56:32 AM
#8
You kinda look like a mix of Shea Whigham and Matt Ross
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