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TopicCongress passes TikTok ban bill
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 7:46:44 PM
#229
https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1783277462148784290

Lol

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TopicWould you buy a Robotic Flame Throwing Dog?
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 7:00:40 PM
#2
$9420 is pretty cheap tbh

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TopicNetflix is making a mech movie starring Jennifer Lopez
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 6:51:37 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/Jokpt_LJpbw

Looks incredibly bad

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TopicAndrew Tate Accuses Men of Being Gay for Having Sex with Women for Pleasure
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 2:40:03 PM
#5
"The average man over the age of 40 is gay" lol

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TopicCongress passes TikTok ban bill
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 2:36:38 PM
#179
nekrodev posted...
Do you really think that younger generations are going to support the Republican party, who wants to further damage pretty much every aspect of their lives/futures over TikTok?
They very well could just not vote.

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TopicGot Diablo 4 for 20 bucks. Any tips before I start?
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 1:51:39 PM
#2
DemonBuffet posted...
but for 20 I figure we cant go wrong lol
You figured wrong lol

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TopicAnne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 1:24:25 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1783142125770592533

Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete

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TopicApple's $3,500 Apple Vision Pro is selling poorly
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 1:20:00 PM
#14
Prismsblade posted...
Who was the target demographic for this device
Youtubers probably

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TopicCongress passes TikTok ban bill
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 1:18:45 PM
#122
divot1338 posted...
your elected representatives who are significantly more informed than you
Ahh yes, elected representatives are known to be very knowledgeable about tech.

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TopicCongress passes TikTok ban bill
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 1:12:30 PM
#115
Pretty much for every bad thing you can find on TikTok you can find something 1000x worse on Twitter.

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Topici saw Phish four times at Sphere in Vegas
Smashingpmkns
04/24/24 10:36:27 AM
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Damn how much were tickets?

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Topicdo you buy into the "Rat, Frog Face" theory?
Smashingpmkns
04/23/24 12:48:49 PM
#9
There's a Korean dating show I watch and they use rat, frog, dinosaur, dog as face descriptors. All of them are compliments too. If a mf said I had a rat face irl I'd be like "wut "

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TopicTrump gets convicted....then what?
Smashingpmkns
04/22/24 3:39:46 PM
#8
Probably don't have to worry about this all that much cuz nothing will happen to him.

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TopicDeadpool & Wolverine trailer is out
Smashingpmkns
04/22/24 11:57:54 AM
#39
Wolverine looks dumb af in that costume without a mask.

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TopicBest line of dialog from a video game?
Smashingpmkns
04/22/24 11:46:52 AM
#2
Can pretty much make an argument for most of the dialogue in any MGS game. I'd go with the MGS4 intro tho. That shit slaps.

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TopicWhen is Youtube gonna crack down on the see through clothes haul channels?
Smashingpmkns
04/22/24 11:31:45 AM
#100
This shit is way tamer than the Girls Gone Wild ads I would see after 10 pm when I was a kid lol

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TopicWarhammer 40K makes first female custodians causing elements to call woke
Smashingpmkns
04/21/24 8:03:18 PM
#145
I don't know anything about Warhammer but I'm glad women are able to finally get paid for cleaning in that universe now

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TopicCivil War was pretty meh *vague spoilers*
Smashingpmkns
04/21/24 5:50:45 PM
#4
The more I think about it the less I like it tbh. It was a good watch as a sort of spectacle type deal but there were some pretty bad choices in the screenplay. Also, Kirsten Dunst dying by the diving trope was so lazy

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Topicvideo game-y video games with non terrible writing
Smashingpmkns
04/21/24 3:11:23 PM
#16
Katana Zero

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TopicAndy Dick rides scooter drunk and slashes his face
Smashingpmkns
04/20/24 11:08:30 PM
#9
He's lucky he didn't lose an eye on that thing

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TopicDrake's new diss track has AI verses from Tupac and Snoop Dogg
Smashingpmkns
04/20/24 10:59:14 AM
#6
[Verse 1: 2Pac (AI)]
Kendrick, we need ya, the West Coast savior
Engraving your name in some hip-hop history
If you deal with this viciously
You seem a little nervous about all the publicity
Fuck this Canadian lightskin, Dot
We need a no-debated West Coast victory, man
Call him a bitch for me
Talk about him liking young girls, that's a gift from me
Heard it on the Budden Podcast, it's gotta be true

Even the AI in his own song questioning this shit lmao

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TopicThey're working on a new show in The Office universe
Smashingpmkns
04/20/24 10:49:19 AM
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I feel like there's a ton of stuff they can, and they have, done with the Office style of show that they really don't need to make another Office series. But whatever, hope its good. I like both of those actors a lot.

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TopicMariska Hargitay helps lost child find mom after being mistaken for cop
Smashingpmkns
04/20/24 3:13:37 AM
#18
I truly cannot believe that was considered horny posting lol well now I know the limit

I'm not even going to dispute it. Don't even know what to say lmao

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TopicMariska Hargitay helps lost child find mom after being mistaken for cop
Smashingpmkns
04/20/24 12:42:40 AM
#12
StealThisSheen posted...
Mod cops, arrest this man for horny posting.
I can think of someone else who I'd rather have arrest me tbh

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TopicDrake's new diss track has AI verses from Tupac and Snoop Dogg
Smashingpmkns
04/20/24 12:33:31 AM
#5
Kinda funny how Snoop Dogg is still alive and Drake couldn't get him.

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TopicDrake's new diss track has AI verses from Tupac and Snoop Dogg
Smashingpmkns
04/20/24 12:15:38 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/1cqpKvVx2t0

Who needs a ghostwriter when chatgpt is free

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TopicWhy aren't there survival action games?
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 10:23:36 PM
#31
Death Stranding is pretty much this

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TopicPenn pig rapes and beats 13 month old child
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 6:57:39 PM
#12
This sack of shit is just walking free rn

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TopicHades 2 and Stellar Blade seem like very horny games
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 6:33:47 PM
#22
Voidgolem posted...
'cos a bunch of angry idiots ran in to declare one as "the doom of woke media". I don't care enough to go looking far enough back to see if there was an originating "(seemingly) Naked Lady bad!" argument to draw them all in, but they're there now.
Yeah seems like this is it. Its weird to see how this is reflecting on the games themselves tho. Mostly Stellar Blade.

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TopicHades 2 and Stellar Blade seem like very horny games
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 6:23:00 PM
#15
KajeI posted...
Without looking it up I'm going to assume it's Aphrodite you're referring to.

Look at some statues my man.
I don't have a problem with either games stuff tbh but Stellar Blade's character is based off a real human model. I just think the contrast between the two in terms of online discourse seems odd.

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TopicHades 2 and Stellar Blade seem like very horny games
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 6:17:32 PM
#11
Voidgolem posted...
Hades 2 is tasteful.
Ehhh it's really not. At least this one character isn't. It's not a bad design, it's great art for sure but it's definitely indulgent lol

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TopicHades 2 and Stellar Blade seem like very horny games
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 6:14:04 PM
#5
MaxEffingBemis posted...
First Im hearing of Hades 2 being horny but also Ive not paid one lick of attention to it yet
There's a character in Hades 2 that's completely naked with her private areas covered with her long hair. I'd post a screen of it but, y'know.

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TopicHades 2 and Stellar Blade seem like very horny games
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 6:11:42 PM
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But only Stellar Blade seems to be getting negative coverage over the horniness. Admittedly I'm very out of the loop here and I'm just going off random comments and headlines I've been seeing. What's the deal here? Is it because the Stellar Blade bros are making it into some kinda boys club type shit or something

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TopicPost your memorable X-Men games ITT
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 5:05:05 PM
#13
X-Men Next Dimension was a pretty fun fighting game imo

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TopicPOLL: Rebel Moon
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 5:02:02 PM
#13
Part two has like an 11% rn. There's no way Netflix is gonna let Snyder continue making these lol

Nvm 14%

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TopicMan orders from Starbucks drive thru while riding motorcycle
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 4:52:47 PM
#11
How tf is he going to drink that shit

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Topic"Teasing [FortuneCookie] is one of the few positives of the workday."
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 4:49:12 PM
#10
FortuneCookie posted...
French and Latina
Dawg I'd be howling like that Tex Avery wolf

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TopicPOLL: Rebel Moon
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 2:55:49 PM
#10
My dad hated it and he likes every movie he decides to watch so I just assume it was pretty bad.

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TopicWhat's wrong with Magic: The Gathering?
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 2:42:58 PM
#3
It's fun if you're just playing with friends and don't give a shit about whatever the meta is. Cards are pretty pricey nowadays tho.

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TopicIf it was possible to use laser hair removal on an infant boy's facial hair...
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 2:01:19 PM
#8
The anti-circumcision movement is so weird. There's really no other movement like it where they're probably objectively right but the fact that they're all a bunch of extreme weirdos makes them wrong.

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Topicsaw on IGN about how James in SH2R was redesigned & how people prefer it
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 1:54:07 PM
#6
Great Value Leon Kennedy

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TopicSwifties flooding my feed
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 1:26:30 PM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Dangled some keys

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TopicNew Taylor Swift album coming out this Friday, are you excited?
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 1:23:54 PM
#35
TheGoldenEel posted...
should have included what she rhymes that with lmao
Bet she can't even name 5 Aristotle songs smh

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TopicNew Taylor Swift album coming out this Friday, are you excited?
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 1:15:11 PM
#33
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0958471a.jpg
You are 34 years old lady

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TopicTomorrow is the MOST obnoxious day of the year.
Smashingpmkns
04/19/24 12:05:01 PM
#7
Kaldrenthebold posted...
I'm going to an Easter party with children.
Easter was like 3 weeks ago.

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