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TopicTrump: President and Mrs. Obama built/has a ten foot Wall around their compound
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 3:51:43 PM
#22
Would a wall even be finished by the end of his presidency in 2020?
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TopicWhat is there to do in downtown Vegas other than Fremont?
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 3:04:07 PM
#7
Theres a bunch of bars downtown but it depends on what atmosphere you want. I recommend Dinos too if you're into karaoke. Container Park is cool, Atomic Bar has good cocktails but a pretty large beer list, Bunkhouse has cheap drinks. There will most likely be free shows on Fremont too but those are usually pretty lame.
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TopicWhat is there to do in downtown Vegas other than Fremont?
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 2:27:09 PM
#5
TheGoldenEel posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
It's going to be busy as fuck. What kind of bars do you like? Check out Oddfellows, the Griffin, Beauty Bar, and maybe Goldspike.

Chill craft beer bars


Most of the good craft beer bars are in the suburbs unfortunately. If you are driving I recommend checking out Aces and Ales. There's one in north west Las Vegas and it's worth the 15-20 minute drive (sans traffic which is going to be shit).
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TopicWhat is there to do in downtown Vegas other than Fremont?
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 2:22:58 PM
#2
It's going to be busy as fuck. What kind of bars do you like? Check out Oddfellows, the Griffin, Beauty Bar, and maybe Goldspike.
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TopicLouis CK set leaks
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 2:14:03 PM
#52
pinky0926 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
I saw Dave Chappelle and John Mayer last night. Chappelle did a school shooting joke and it landed. I guess it's all in the way its delivered.


And whoever has the social capital, I guess.

Like remember when you were an awkward kid and hanging out with kids in high school, and you made a joke and no one laughed, and then the super cool guy literally repeats what you said and everyone laughs like its the funniest thing they ever heard?

Pretty sure most people can relate to that at some point in their life.


Guess that's true too. I read what CK said though and it really didnt seem too funny. I'll watch the video when I'm off though. Also, I feel like Chappelle can make a joke on any topic hilarious so I guess it's a little unfair to compare.


I could pull out of a hat so many instances of comedians saying much, much worse things. Anthony Jeselnik mocks school schootings every time there is one. Frankie Boyle makes necrophilia jokes about celebrities that died of cancer. Both of these guys are popular and doing well.

I'm critical of what Louis CK did but I think it's really fucking low for people to point to jokes like this as if to say "see, he's just the worst didn't I tell you".


I think he's definitely getting excessive residual hate due to his prior actions. But the joke from what I've read just didnt seem funny. People like Jeselnik and Tosh land offensive jokes. This just seemed like an old man yelling at his TV. It doesn't even read like a joke. That being said, it shouldn't be used against him in terms of his character, but maybe he just isnt funny anymore.
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TopicLouis CK set leaks
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 1:59:26 PM
#47
pinky0926 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
I saw Dave Chappelle and John Mayer last night. Chappelle did a school shooting joke and it landed. I guess it's all in the way its delivered.


And whoever has the social capital, I guess.

Like remember when you were an awkward kid and hanging out with kids in high school, and you made a joke and no one laughed, and then the super cool guy literally repeats what you said and everyone laughs like its the funniest thing they ever heard?

Pretty sure most people can relate to that at some point in their life.


Guess that's true too. I read what CK said though and it really didnt seem too funny. I'll watch the video when I'm off though. Also, I feel like Chappelle can make a joke on any topic hilarious so I guess it's a little unfair to compare.
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TopicLouis CK set leaks
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 1:47:56 PM
#43
I saw Dave Chappelle and John Mayer last night. Chappelle did a school shooting joke and it landed. I guess it's all in the way its delivered.
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TopicReminder that Floyd Mayweather Jr. will be fighting tomorrow morning in Japan.
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 11:28:41 AM
#16
Guy got rocked lol
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TopicTaco Bell's $1 Grande Burritos
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 11:02:00 AM
#16
50Blessings posted...
VipaGTS posted...
the BEST Taco Bell dollar menu item is the Mini Shredded Chicken Quesadilla. SO FUCKIN GOOD.


If you're going dollar menu this for sure.


The chicken enchilada grande burrito is basically the mini shredded chicken quesadilla but in burrito form. Way better value imo.
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Topicsex night club shut down in germany due to meningitis.
Smashingpmkns
12/31/18 10:36:40 AM
#5
GasMonkey posted...
why cant we have these clubs in america


We do in Las Vegas but those places are fucking gross.
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TopicAll bodies are cremated in Japan
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 8:33:35 PM
#5
Probably to avoid a zombie apocalypse.
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TopicIf millennials ruin porn, that would be the last straw for me
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 8:16:08 PM
#5
Millenials are the ones keeping porn alive tbh
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TopicI can't even have fun playing Smash online
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 6:39:34 PM
#11
Tilts that are tied to the right stick are tricky. You're doing it wrong honestly. The stick needs to be "reset to 0" in order for the tilt to register. You're better off releasing the stick altogether and then inputting the tilt again.

I had the same issue at first. The game reads the tilt stick as direction plus attack, not just directional attack, if that makes any sense.

Also, if you're losing against people who are constantly dodging then you are doing something wrong lol dodging has been nerfed hard.
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TopicThe crowd cheering might be my favorite part of Smash Bros
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 4:31:10 PM
#3
Roy's our boy
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TopicPS1 Classic dropped to $60 already
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 4:28:32 PM
#9
Modding it seems fun but might as well get a Pi set up.
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TopicSonic, Star Fox, and Animal Crossing are why so many young folks are furries.
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 4:17:32 PM
#2
What about Thunder Cats
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TopicHas anyone here made a video game before?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 3:48:34 PM
#9
I'm messing around with GMS 1.4 right now. That's why I made the topic actually lol it's pretty fun. GML seems pretty straight forward and simple.
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TopicHave tattoos lost their edge? Or is it not about edge anymore?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 3:29:43 PM
#17
Tattoo's edginess died the first time a 40 year old white woman got the words "Live, Laugh, Love" tattooed in cursive on their shoulder.
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Topic10th post gets $10 code for PSN XBL or Nintendo.
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 3:22:51 PM
#13
10th posts
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Topic10th post gets $10 code for PSN XBL or Nintendo.
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 3:22:08 PM
#3
10th post
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TopicFBI says Trump may be involved in human trafficking
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 3:18:59 PM
#19
Vyrulisse posted...
I'll believe it when something actually sticks to him. All these revelations and "happenings" amount to nothing. Just getting tiresome... stop talking about what you might have and make moves on what you do have.


There have been over 30 indictments in the Mueller investigation. That's hardly nothing.
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TopicWas Into the Spider-Verse a perfect movie?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 3:10:13 PM
#10
Peni Parker was awesome though
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TopicHas anyone here made a video game before?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 2:52:14 PM
#3
I would think there'd he quite a few people who've made little projects here. Even just as a hobby.
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TopicReporter finds Gavin McInnes has nazi tattoos, Proudboys threaten his family
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 2:48:55 PM
#40
Milkman5 posted...
I'm not a conservative



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TopicHas anyone here made a video game before?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 2:45:32 PM
#1
Or dabbled or anything? What was your experience like? What type of game? Etc.
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TopicReporter finds Gavin McInnes has nazi tattoos, Proudboys threaten his family
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 2:44:26 PM
#34
Vic Berger is fucking hilarious. His Super Deluxe videos are top notch.
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TopicPunisher season 2 villain will be alt-right Christian fundamentalist
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 2:41:34 PM
#60
I hope the Punisher crucifies all of them tbh
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TopicIf PS5 has PS4 BC with enhanced BC, will this make you more likely to get one?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 2:22:46 PM
#13
If PS5 isn't bc (there's a good possibility that it wont be) then that will be the first step in them losing next gen.
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TopicOcasio-Cortez is the worst thing that could have happened to the Democrats.
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 2:12:16 PM
#21
The right is so scared of this woman lol
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TopicThe Switch is living off ports right now
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 12:03:35 PM
#32
pinky0926 posted...
Baby_Shark posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Let's be honest here

Nintendo are doing everything they can to distract from the fact that the Switch is about as powerful as a last generation console. In some respects less powerful. That's why they're releasing all these AAA ports from last gen because it seems impressive, when really the Switch is so much better suited to side scrolling platform games.

That's another point too. Handheld gaming on a screen slightly bigger than your average smartphone just doesn't really lend itself to in depth 3D games that well. Thats why there are so many sidescrollers.


The switch handled DOOM and The newest wolfenstein game (albeit poorly) and will have the next MK.

The ps3 had trouble handling mk3 and it got cancelled.

The switch is weak but its no sub-ps3 system come one


Correct me if I'm wrong but every switch port has been massively nerfed to make it playable.

Doom textures on Switch are scaled down incredibly and the framerate sticks at 30fps. Pretty sure the switch struggles with framerate across all of its games, which is why the dark souls port was delayed.

Hell there's a section in breath of the wild where you get like 10FPS just looking around.


No one expected what is basically a tablet to run games at 60 FPS with Xbox One graphics. Most console games this gen cant even manage a consistent 30 FPS, let alone 60 FPS, without buying the X or the Pro.

I think you're really overstating how "bad" these games look. And Dark Souls has had bad framerate issues across the board lol
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TopicThe Switch is living off ports right now
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 11:36:19 AM
#11
pinky0926 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
BotW and Odyssey both look amazing undocked. They're most likely rereleasing AAA Wii U ports because it's easy money and most Switch owners didnt play those games...


Yep, but then look at Skyrim and Dark Souls. Doesn't quite work as well.


That probably has more to do with lazy porting. Look at Doom 2016. that game looks surprisingly great on Switch.
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TopicThe Switch is living off ports right now
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 11:30:10 AM
#7
pinky0926 posted...
Let's be honest here

Nintendo are doing everything they can to distract from the fact that the Switch is about as powerful as a last generation console. In some respects less powerful. That's why they're releasing all these AAA ports from last gen because it seems impressive, when really the Switch is so much better suited to side scrolling platform games.

That's another point too. Handheld gaming on a screen slightly bigger than your average smartphone just doesn't really lend itself to in depth 3D games that well. Thats why there are so many sidescrollers.


BotW and Odyssey both look amazing undocked. They're most likely rereleasing AAA Wii U ports because it's easy money and most Switch owners didnt play those games...
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TopicThe Switch is living off ports right now
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 11:22:37 AM
#3
Ports of good games that nobody played because the Wii U was fucking trash.
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TopicWanting to get a switch, what are some must have accessories?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 4:59:56 AM
#3
Screen protector, pro controller, hard case.
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TopicBeen a while since I've been here, what'd I miss?
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 4:36:58 AM
#4
Rick Moranis came back
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TopicJon Bones Jones is the best UFC fighter of all time
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 1:58:50 AM
#4
Anderson Silva will forever be my favorite tbh.
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TopicATTN: Kineth
Smashingpmkns
12/30/18 1:11:44 AM
#93
Ryetoast posted...
Kerred is the game shop owner iirc.


Thanks!
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TopicMan TPain...
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:49:57 PM
#3
T Pain is a great multi instrumentalist. Super underrated tbh
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TopicATTN: Kineth
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:47:18 PM
#63
catboy0_0 posted...
stop rolling around inside my sack and take it elsewhere pls


Well now I have to find out who owned that board game store. Give us some time.
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TopicATTN: Kineth
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:44:07 PM
#60
Kineth posted...
I don't think I'm the guy he's thinking of.


I thought you were the guy who owned a board game store. Dunno who that was then
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TopicATTN: Kineth
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:36:41 PM
#54
Is Kineth the board game guy because if so I need to tag him as board game guy for future reference. I'm getting into board games.
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TopicWhy do some people hate country music?
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:34:00 PM
#17
Shiba_Inu posted...
Modern country is pretty much identity politics in music form.

Its over produced, feels fake and its overly repetitive: pickup truck this, good old boy that, drinking this, whisky that, rural this, love with good old girl that, cowboy hat and twang.

For the record, hip hop/rap is pretty much the other side of the coin, but at least it doesnt sound like shit and its more diverse, you got the likes of Eminem, the other white dude who did a diss track on Eminem, you got Macklemore, etc. You can go to a hip hop concert and see a bunch of basic white girls having fun. Go to a country concert and see how many black dudes you see there and how many of those make it out unharmed


Country at least still has Hootie.
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TopicCrazy racist white woman threatens to murder black couple over parking spot.
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:30:52 PM
#10
Oregon as a whole is very white. Even Portland, for as progressive as it is, is very overwhelmingly white. When I went to Portland and Seattle I was surprised to see such a small amount of diversity in both places.
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TopicWhy do some people hate country music?
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:24:55 PM
#7
Because modern country music is mostly pop country and it's all the same shit.

That being said Chris Stapleton is okay and probably the only current country star I can listen to. I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to him though.
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TopicAm I the only one watching UFC 232?
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:22:09 PM
#18
Didnt order it and didnt want to go anywhere to watch it. Lost all my links too somehow.
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TopicQuestions for people who liked Star Wars Episode 8
Smashingpmkns
12/29/18 11:14:00 PM
#3
The action and the space scenes are pretty much all I care about in the Star Wars movies and TLJ had a good amount of both.

Not so hot take: the Star Wars series has a shit story altogether. They're fun mindless fantasy movies though. This one was no different and was better than the prequels.
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