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TopicWhat kind of METAL are you listening to today?
Ser_Jaker
07/29/20 2:58:48 AM
#103
Been listening to this real scary sounding suicidal shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiMT23QqXM

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicQueensland, Australia is building a wall along its border to keep people out
Ser_Jaker
07/26/20 12:42:20 AM
#25
Pinotage posted...
What the fuck are you guys doing in Victoria?

Full stage 3 lockdown with mandatory masks. No visitors allowed at home.
Though some of rules are bullshit. Apparently you're allowed to see a romantic partner but I can't even have one friend over even if I live alone?

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicQueensland, Australia is building a wall along its border to keep people out
Ser_Jaker
07/26/20 12:29:02 AM
#21
MrMallard posted...
Queensland is the American South of Australia, after all.

Seriously though, this is fine. When Victoria had a coronavirus flare-up, a bunch of people crossed over into NSW before they closed down the borders and reinstituted lockdown procedures. At least one of those fucks was infected with coronavirus himself, and it created another outbreak here in NSW.

I don't blame Queensland for putting up a barricade to prevent people from crossing state lines illegally, considering the circumstances that we're living in. And hey, even though QLD is typically characterised as a bunch of crazy conservatives (what other state would give Pauline Hanson and Fraser Anning a platform?), this barricade isn't because "southern Australians are sending their worst, they're sending rapists and thieves" - it's because dumb fucks keep breaking lockdown procedures and infecting other people with coronavirus, and no-one wants another flare-up.

This.
However I think the rest of the country will inevitably go through a second wave. It's possibly happening in NSW, QLD have recorded that people who were meant to be quarantining were out and about.
It's just that Victoria is doing a shitload more testing. Not to mention the security guard fuck up didn't help and potentially sparked the whole thing.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThink about the last game you played...
Ser_Jaker
07/16/20 5:37:07 AM
#1
Could you survive the events and how far do you realistically think you'd make it.

Dark Souls

I'd be able to kill the passive hollows and defs get killed at the Asylum Demon. I'd go hollow :(

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicwhat will happen when millions of americans got evicted next month?
Ser_Jaker
07/16/20 4:55:17 AM
#6
Im so glad I don't live in America

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topic$10 or live and work for free in Florida for a year
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 3:43:10 AM
#21
How's the bar/party scene in Florida?

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicLady deadlifts her truck.
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 3:01:59 AM
#7
Imagine if she overpowered you in a wrestling match and put you in a headlock and forced you to smell her boobs and armpits,

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 2:55:20 AM
#21
A Bees Knees



2oz/60ml Gin
3/4oz22.5ml/ Honey Syrup
3/4oz/22.5ml Lemon Juice
Shake and Strain into coupe
No garnish

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicRIDDLE: If you share me, your friends will thank you, if you keep me
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 2:39:14 AM
#9
Yeah I'm going with alcohol

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 2:14:11 AM
#20
20th century....

Created by bartender C.A Tuck to commemorate the Twentieth Century Limited train which ran between New York and Chicago from 1902 to 1967. Early 1900s cocktail.

1.5oz/45ml Gin
3/4oz/22.5ml Lillet Blanc
1/2oz/15ml Creme de Cacao
3/4oz/22.5ml Lemon Juice
Shake and double strain.
Garnish with lemon twist

Tip: Lillet Blanc supposedly changed the recipe around mid 1900s. Use Cocchi Americano for a more accurate representation of the original specs of the cocktail. I only had lillet blanc on hand.


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: replies that instantly win any argument
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 2:01:57 AM
#3
"That's just your opinion"

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicUniversally hated video game characters that you like.
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 1:57:47 AM
#24
WaterLink posted...
I'm playing CVX for the first time and yeah Steve has been pretty grating from the things I've seen. I kinda wanted to punch him through my screen lol. But I did just get to the part where he killed his zombie dad and told a bit of his backstory which was pretty sad and I sympathize with him.

I Honestly think Steve is one of the more developed and well written characters of the RE series. It's just he had a really obnoxious voice actor.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow is REmake's Hard mode?
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 1:50:53 AM
#26
Jabodie posted...
Classic. Dog has a one hit kill move i keep getting hit by. Internet tells me to hit him in the air lol

Got it.

Playing classic controls like a man. That's what I like to see. :0

I did knife only trophy on hard mode. Can't remember if you can use defense item's for the trophy. If not you have to run in circles and take advantage of the autoaim. The dog will only one hit Ko you if you are low on health. Spam the buttons to break free.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 1:47:38 AM
#18

Speaking of the 20th Century... here it is!!!

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow is REmake's Hard mode?
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 1:34:55 AM
#24
Jabodie posted...
first road block in the knife run is killing that damn dog with the imitation key

Are you playing classic controls or new controls?

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 1:33:04 AM
#17
SoundNetwork posted...
I haven't a gin cocktail ivd liked butt only had gun tunic and negroni

There's so many Gin cocktails to try. Like a Corpse Reviver 2, Ramos Gin Fizz, Bramble, 20th Century.... etc etc.

I suspect most people who hate gin only drunk bottom shelf shit and got sick and hungover : (

Gin is great, especially for cocktails.

I also love a Negroni but unfortunately I have no sweet vermouth.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 1:31:13 AM
#16
SoundNetwork posted...
Also does vermouth go bad even in the fridge? I have a 6 month old bottle in there
I will definitely last longer in the fridge but it will go off eventually. You can tell if the vermouth goes sour/off by smelling of tasting. Sometimes it lastes longer than 3 months but it just depends. Maybe yours is fine.
Maybe try buying a fresh bottle of vermouth and comparing. That's how I got to compare and learn the difference.

Vermouth is afterall just wine essentially. And wine goes off. Except vermouth is fortified so it lasts longer.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 1:15:06 AM
#12

Southside

2oz/60ml Gin
3/4oz/22.5ml Lime Juice
3/4oz/22.5ml Simple Syrup
5-6 Mint Leaves
Shake and double strain into a coupe
Garnish with mint

This is one of those drinks that will turn any gin hater into a gin lover. Just tell them its vodka and they'll love it! Essentially a gin sour with the of mint leaves. It's fragrant, uplifting and the mint packs a punch and gives the drink a very refreshing vibe.

Tip: Slap the mint before adding it to the shaker! This releases the flavour and aromas.


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI have escaped from the bowels of Purgatory to give a message...fuck Trump
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 12:54:20 AM
#29
unfuck trump

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicUniversally hated video game characters that you like.
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 12:47:44 AM
#1
For me I like Steve Burnside from Code Veronica despite the entire RE fanbase claiming him as one of the worst characters of all time.

Maybe Ashley from Mass Effect as well.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 12:44:50 AM
#11
masticatingman posted...
I've done legit martinis before like you're supposed to make them. Personally a cocktail like that is just way too boozy for my taste. Although I could appreciate that it had a striking taste that was appealing if sharp.

I'll throw this video in the mix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdnj2i56Lb8

Great channel.
I'll also recommend other youtube channels about cocktails along with How to Drink.

The Educated Barfly (my favourite)
Steve the Bartender
How to Drink
Vlad Slickbartender

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 12:31:51 AM
#9
Ser_Jaker posted...

Any guess which cocktail this is?

The Aviation.

One of the hidden classics throughout the cocktail world. Originally created by a bartender named Hugo Ensslin from Hotel Wallick, New York sometime in the early 1900s. It was first published in his book named Recipes for Mix Drinks from 1916. Unfortunately Creme de Violette, which gives the drink the iconic purple/blue colour along with a slight medicinal quality stopped being produced sometime during the mid twentieth century and the drink fell out of popularity, That is why some recipes for the Aviation will omit the Creme de Violette. Fortunately many distillers over the years have re-produced Creme de Violette so we can experience the fantastic Aviation Cocktail.

The great thing about this cocktail is it tastes nothing like the colour would suggest. The foremost flaovur on the mouth is a deep rich cherry flavour with a slight medicinal quality that works well with the botanicals of the gin. Lemon juice gives it the acidity to balance out the cocktail.

2oz/60ml Gin
1/2oz/15ml Maraschino Liqueur
1/3oz/11.5ml Creme de Violette
3/4oz/22.5ml Lemon Juice
Shake and strain into a coupe glass
Garnish with either a lemon twist or Maraschino Cherry

Tip: Aviation is actually known as a "bartender's handshake" meaning if you ask for this a bar the bartender will pick you out as someone who knows their shit about cocktails and potentially works in the industry although lately I've seen it popping on cocktail menus locally. Depending on what creme violette you use will dictate the colour. I use the Bitter Truth which gives it a sky blue colour, whereas others will give it a purple hue or even reddish

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/15/20 12:15:49 AM
#8

Any guess which cocktail this is?

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs it gay that a straight guy wants to try out the D?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 11:53:53 PM
#3
Definitely gay.


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 11:45:05 PM
#7
Smashingpmkns posted...
I like my martinis like I like my women. Dirty af.

Looks good tho.

That's the other great thing about a Martini is how diverse it is :)

Asking someone how they want a martini is like 20 questions.
Vodka? Gin? Shaken? Stirred? Wet? Dirty? Dry? On Ice? Olive? Lemon?


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 11:43:03 PM
#6
Irony posted...
That doesn't look like a martini glass
It's a nick and nora glass.
I find martini glasses not functional since they tend to spill everywhere due to its odd design.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 11:39:56 PM
#1

Starting off with a Martini. Nothing screams more "classic" and "vintage" then the iconic white clear liquid in a martini glass with an olive (although i opt for a lemon twist served in a nick and nora glass.
It's savoury, flavourful, dry and crisp. The botanicals of the gin compared to fortified wine (vermouth) is a match made in heaven and it inspired many more more types of cocktails throughout the years. Most cocktails are arguably a spin off of a martini.
Drinking a martini feels almost like a meal

2.5oz/75ml Gin
3/4oz/22.5ml Dry Vermouth
Stir over ice to for chill and dilution and strain into a cocktail glass.
Garnish with either lemon twist or olive.

Tip: Use fresh Vermouth because Vermouth tends to go off after 3 months. Store it in the fridge rather than the pantry. Off vermouth tastes sour, murky and loses its brightness and ruins any drink it's in.
Also feel free to experiment with bitters. I use a mixture of 3 different orange bitters. Angostura, Mr Fee and Reagans


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCoronavirus 21: Relapse
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 10:55:31 AM
#365
There are talks about Victoria (Australia) going into stage 4 lockdown after a surge in cases lately.
Don't know how that would affect mental health.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWould you watch a fictional TV show about flat earth?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 10:53:11 AM
#1
And the plot would be something along the lines of people find out the earth it actually flat and they try to venture out to find the edge of the earth and all sorts of shenanigans happen.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicBrandon Sanderson Has Finished the Final Draft of Rhythm of War(Stormlight 4)
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 10:09:50 AM
#6
I like the world's Brandon Sanderson creates but I feel that his main protagonists are always hateable. They're usually young teen girls who are fuckwits. Like in Mistborn and Skyward.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicBro....
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 9:39:42 AM
#1
Which is your favourite word out of these?




I'm a bruz man myself

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: Rate the above poster's VGM & post your own!
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 9:37:31 AM
#25
Gafemage posted...
Up

6/10

It's nice and soothing and well written piece of music for sure but it just does nothing for me. I've also never played any Suikoden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXKMNClIn5w

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAfter Sonic, what are some characters with blue skin?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 9:21:09 AM
#9
James Cameron's Avatar: The Videogame.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWho's keen for Crash Bandicoot 4?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 9:18:55 AM
#7
Godnorgosh posted...
That's a pretty worthy commitment. Some of the platinums are pretty tough to get (though I was surprised by how many platinums I was able to get in Crash 1 during my first attempt). I've found the easier ones tend to be where there's a lower skill ceiling, like the boulder levels or hog-riding levels where your running speed is constant.

Some of the platinum times are inconsistant in Crash 1 I think.

Levels like Sunset Vista are really easy to platinum because the time is really lenient. I think I got platinum with like 10 seconds to spare after screwing up a bunch but N.Sanity Beach is one of the tougher levels because the time is stupidly strict and you have to be flawless to get under the time by miliseconds..

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWho's keen for Crash Bandicoot 4?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 9:12:04 AM
#3
Godnorgosh posted...
Me!

I've been replaying the N. Sane Trilogy because hype.

Ay!

I'm planning on doing a run before Crash 4 and getting all platinum relics through all 3 games.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWho's keen for Crash Bandicoot 4?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 9:09:14 AM
#1
Gonna be GotY

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow is REmake's Hard mode?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 3:42:15 AM
#19
Yeah I'd honestly just recommend playing the OG RE3 if you have access to a ps3 or obtain it through other means. It's a far better introduction to RE3 than the remake.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow is REmake's Hard mode?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 3:14:26 AM
#11
I always thought REmake even on hard is one of the easier RE games. The new controls make it even easier

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI've been a Domino's pizza guy for the last 2 years
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 2:31:05 AM
#11
How do they make that delicious cheesy crust?

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicDo you use a beer pouring tool when you pour your beer?
Ser_Jaker
07/14/20 2:29:03 AM
#16
Nope.

Rinse the glass, pour vigorously at about a 45 degree angle to get the carbonation and head going and adjust the glass at about 3/4 of the way to the top. Perfect pour every time.

But depending on the beer like for a example a guiness and other nitro beers or pilsners you should be doing a multiple pour which is pouring it until the foam/head rises to the top. Stop. Let it settle. Then pour again. Rinse and repeat.

And hefeweizen should be rolled before serving and swirled at the end of the pour to properly mix in the sediment.

Ahhhhh I really want a beer now.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs Bed of Chaos really that bad?
Ser_Jaker
07/13/20 4:30:53 AM
#5
BipBapBam posted...
Deleting everything after Anor Londo aside from the Gwyn fight and the DLC would be an improvement tbh.

Duke's Archive and New Londo Ruins are pretty damn good. I also think the Crystal Caves is fine even though I don't like it too much. I think only Demon Ruins and maybe Tomb of the Giants that are actually bad. Lost Izalith is kind of just empty.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs Bed of Chaos really that bad?
Ser_Jaker
07/13/20 4:26:39 AM
#3
I didn't hate Lost Izalith nearly as much when I did another run yesterday. It's disappointing that's for sure because it's basically unfinished but the aesthetic and visual design is still amazing. It really needed better enemies, better placement of enemies, better item placement etc etc. But it takes like 5 minutes to run through if you just want to skip everything. The only thing noteworthy is Siegmeyer's questline, Kirk and a pyromancy.

I think Demon Ruins is worse. Gimmick boss, reskin boss and shit boss. And placement of enemies is even worse. Gank of Capra demons? Who thought that'd be a good idea?

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow does a roll of toilet paper last someone 58 days?
Ser_Jaker
07/13/20 4:20:31 AM
#1
Me and a friend was having a discussion about toilet paper reuse and conservation and he reckons 1 TP roll lasts about 50 days. 50 DAYS!!

I don't know whether he doesn't wipe properly, if he was joking or if I'm actually just a fucking idiot who hasn't been toilet trained this entire time.

Reminder 1 roll. Not a like 12 pack. 1 single roll. I live in a household of 3 people and we go through like 1 every 2 days. What's going on here?

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicBest NES/SNES Mario?
Ser_Jaker
07/13/20 2:48:50 AM
#35
SOUP-ah Mario Brothers 2 baybeee

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs Bed of Chaos really that bad?
Ser_Jaker
07/13/20 2:46:57 AM
#1
I mean it sucks don't get me wrong here now. But I don't think it's bad enough that it should be deleted from the game and the whoever designed it should suffer in eternal shame.
But it could be worse. The run back is easy. If saves you progress even when you die.
The boss would be no where near as hated if the arms didn't sweep you back. If you just fell over rather than being flung and gravitated towards the nearest pit it'd be good.

I love the boss conceptually. I love that the actual Witch of Izalith is just some bug with 1hp

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicMale Shepard or FemShep
Ser_Jaker
07/12/20 5:33:34 PM
#5
MaleShep because he looks manly

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: Australian YouTubers
Ser_Jaker
07/12/20 10:26:20 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Hkc9VGiXQ&t

Not a youtuber but youtube series

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topic2020 Black Metal
Ser_Jaker
07/12/20 10:21:01 AM
#15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDbYO4iVelo

Old school bm.

Ancient Mantras has that old Darkthrone throne with a Euronymous sounding solo

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicF*** it I just called in sick from work tonight.
Ser_Jaker
07/12/20 9:01:31 AM
#8
Last time I called in sick was about 4 days ago because I had a cough and got tested for covid.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThings only ppl who ever had to work retail would know about
Ser_Jaker
07/12/20 9:00:17 AM
#7
ffmasterjose posted...
"Do you have any more of (item) in the back?"

Me: *even if I know for a fact we dont have anymore* I'll go check

If you just tell them no right away alot of people think you're being lazy.
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My favourite is a modification of this.

"Do you have any of these stock out in the back?"
*Me who knows for a fact we don't have any* "no sorry we've sold out"
"Um can you please check anyway?"

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