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TopicThe second half of Dark Souls really does plummet in quality.
Ser_Jaker
07/07/20 5:09:02 PM
#1
I used to love the second half (after obtaining the lordvessel) just as much as the first half. I generally love the aesthetic of Demon Ruins/Izalith, New Londo Ruins, Duke's Archieve etc....

But you can tell it's like they designed the first half first intricately... and the second half feels lazily slapped on top. Having a bullshit orange forcefield to block you off from areas is cheap and it should have been better intertwined with previous areas.

I actually do want a Dark Souls remake.

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TopicCheck out this White Russian I just made.
Ser_Jaker
07/05/20 1:18:02 AM
#14
EnragedSlith posted...
A+ presentation

simple and clean, and more interesting to drink with the distinct textures. If I was still bartending, Id probably put this on the menu in the colder seasons

Cheers!

To me presentation is so important in a cocktail. I can't stand when people just dump a drink into a glass and don't account for the correct stirring, shaking, consistancy, correct dilution etc etc.
I think the standards for drinks are definitely getting better though.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCheck out this White Russian I just made.
Ser_Jaker
07/05/20 1:10:38 AM
#12
Also I don't know if you guys in America can get it... But the best coffee liqueur I've ever had is Mr Black.
https://mrblack.co/us/products/coffee-liqueur/

This shit will change your life if you're used to drinking Kahlua which is overly sweet. This makes the perfect Black/White Russian, Espresso Cocktails etc.


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCheck out this White Russian I just made.
Ser_Jaker
07/05/20 12:55:11 AM
#9
Irony posted...
Not a White Russian but ok

Vodka, Coffee Liqueur, Cream/Milk is a White Russian. That's what this is except I've whipped the cream so it layers on top rather than sink into the drink.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCheck out this White Russian I just made.
Ser_Jaker
07/05/20 12:50:14 AM
#3
PatrickMahomes posted...
Your first sip is going to be just creamer because there's no way you stir that without spilling

White Russians are so FUCKING good

The idea with this presentation is you sip the cocktail through the cream. The first sips are definitely creamier and slowly eases you into the cocktail/booze.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAre foot fetishists all submissive?
Ser_Jaker
07/05/20 12:48:19 AM
#1
Because it seems most people who like feet love being tied up and dominated by being forced to worship feet etc

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCheck out this White Russian I just made.
Ser_Jaker
07/05/20 12:44:36 AM
#1
Masterpiece

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TopicSorcery or faith build in Dark Souls 1?
Ser_Jaker
07/04/20 7:15:28 AM
#1
What's more fun?


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TopicThey don't make video game commercials like they used to sadly.
Ser_Jaker
07/04/20 6:59:33 AM
#37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gJi1ZJc_4

essential viewing

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TopicIyo: Does the BLM movement help end or only perpetuates racism?
Ser_Jaker
07/04/20 12:32:35 AM
#48
The problem I have with peoples idea of fighting racism (not necessarily just a BLM thing) is it's usually just more violence.
When a racist person gets punched in the face for being racist it feels good and nice and like justice however it's not actually solving racism. If anything it makes it worse.


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TopicIs the j-word allowed?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 1:42:33 AM
#7
Jew?

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TopicHow can people hate Tequila?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:53:30 AM
#16
BlazinBlue88 posted...
1800 Silver is my go to tequila. Drink it all the time. I've also read a few articles saying tequila is the healthiest liquor.

Never had 1800 Silver but I like the 1800 Anejo. 1800 is affordable here so I might give it a go next time.

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TopicHow can people hate Tequila?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:48:48 AM
#13
NOM posted...
What's a good cheap tequila to get at the liquor store?

El Espolon is a good cheap budget tequila that's real. I'm in Australia so all booze is expensive... but other brands to look for is Siete Leguas, Fortaleza, Calle 23, Don Fulano, Don Julio.

Always buy a bottle that says "100% de Agave".
If it just says "Made from Agave" it's probably not a quality tequila.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow can people hate Tequila?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:46:40 AM
#12
Blue_Dream87 posted...
It just gets me a different kind of drunk that lends itself to... Unhealthy behavior

Could be the environment + cheap tequila. Shooting say gin or whiskey will get you just as drunk as tequila. You also could be drinking bad tequila (51% agave with the rest being additives and other shit)

Asking for a shot of tequila at a bar normally gets you shit tequila

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TopicHow can people hate Tequila?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:43:59 AM
#9
Probably a diffuser tequila.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow can people hate Tequila?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:42:34 AM
#6
R1masher posted...
Who drinks for taste... rich pretentious buttholes thats who

I'm poor and I drink for taste

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow can people hate Tequila?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:38:47 AM
#1
It's literally the most flavorful delicious booze these is.

I'm sipping a Don Fulano reposado now. Never drink tequila with lime or salt because it just hides the nice flavour.

Also I've heard Tequila is actually the healthiest booze there is but I'm not positive about that.

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TopicHave the protests and riots calmed down?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:36:08 AM
#1
I'm in Australia and we barely hear anything about it anymore.
Has the situation in America somewhat died?

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhy do so many people despise Angry Joe?
Ser_Jaker
07/03/20 12:23:45 AM
#1
I understand if people don't like the content he produces but the way people act it's almost as if he killed their dog.

Everytime there's an Angry Joe topic the usual responses are something along the lines of "Angry Joe is a fat piece of fucking shit"

Like what did this man actually do?

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWould moving to Mexico be a good idea?
Ser_Jaker
06/30/20 3:12:19 AM
#6
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
wat
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teotihuacan

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWould moving to Mexico be a good idea?
Ser_Jaker
06/30/20 2:49:07 AM
#1
Assuming all the covid blows over.

Beaches, cheap booze, aztec stuff, tequila, women...

What more could you ask for?

The only issue is i don't know if they'd even give me a permit to work. I'd be into teaching english and maybe bartending at a cocktail joint.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThe idea of a woman that can absolutely kick my ass and dominate me is hot
Ser_Jaker
06/27/20 3:05:13 AM
#1
C
Confirm

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSo is jogging 30 minutes at a speed of 4.0 on the treadmill good?
Ser_Jaker
06/27/20 2:52:26 AM
#25
Is the speed/number whatever thing on a treadmill universal?
I used to only be able to do 4 minutes of 10.0 and then 2 minutes of 13.0

I can't run for shit. I'm a short distance sprinter. Not a long distance jogger.

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Topicscariest moments in gaming
Ser_Jaker
06/27/20 2:50:02 AM
#5
It was probably just because I was a kid and it was my first horror game experience.
But the first zombie scene in the resident evil REmake horrified me back in 2003 when I saw my uncle playing it.
I think it was the black background, the cracked pale white skin of the zombie and it just looked spooky.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicOld Fashioned cocktail
Ser_Jaker
06/26/20 3:45:06 AM
#1


Masterpiece

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicShould people be able to swap passports to move countries?
Ser_Jaker
06/26/20 3:14:40 AM
#1
Say if hated where I live (Australia) and wanted to move to America. I could swap my residency/citizenship/passort with the American and we could switch countries.
But make some limit or some shit so you can't just take the piss and move countries every 2 months.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhat would be the worst fate imaginable?
Ser_Jaker
06/26/20 3:10:13 AM
#1
Thinking about the episode in Black Mirror where the dude is forced to live out billions of years in purgatory with some obnoxious song playing in the background. Sounds horrible.

Becoming immortal with no way to die and the earth being destroyed and just drifting in space for eons unable to breath.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhich pet would you rather have: dog or cat?
Ser_Jaker
06/24/20 6:14:30 PM
#34
Cats because they require barely any attention. You can leave them along and they'll sort themselves out. As long as they have water, food and litter tray.

Dogs require way too much attention in my eyes. They're cool but they always need to go out for walks, they stink.

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TopicI only like the synthesis ending for mass effext
Ser_Jaker
06/24/20 6:01:23 PM
#49
I remember being mad being I picked Synthesis because I had no idea it was a multiple choice thing. I just went for the portal in the middle of the room. I wanted the destroy ending.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicbugsnax
Ser_Jaker
06/24/20 5:51:25 PM
#5
Bugsnax looks fucking sick and I will fight any one who says otherwise.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicDo you reckon "real" VR will be a thing in our lifetime?
Ser_Jaker
06/24/20 11:58:50 AM
#1
I'm talking about some Black Mirror type thing where you but a device on your head that transfers your mind into a virtual reality world where you can feel anything.

I think it will happen at some point but beyond our life time. But then again games have developed so far in 40 years. Another 40 years who knows what gaming will be like.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThe TLoU2 meltdowns are excellent.
Ser_Jaker
06/19/20 10:59:02 AM
#3
I'm glad I got spoiled otherwise I would've probably bought it on day one and fallen victim to Drunkmann

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicEspn hating on feet fetishists
Ser_Jaker
06/19/20 10:34:39 AM
#20
The fetish itself is the most vanilla thing of all time. However people who do post stories of sneaking into some girls room to sniff her shoes/socks.... begging people for feet pics are all fucked. It's no different to harrassing girls for ass pics.

I don't regular foot fetishists should be lumped in with creeps.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicYou're about to go into a 7-11 to do some shopping when you see THIS:
Ser_Jaker
06/17/20 10:44:27 AM
#2
literally my fetish

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI keep having this Dark Souls experience
Ser_Jaker
06/17/20 4:36:57 AM
#3
Also don't go to the catacombs straight away. Go up the stairs to the Undead Burg. That's the actual first area of the game. The rest are for later on or grabbing items early if you're a pro.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI keep having this Dark Souls experience
Ser_Jaker
06/17/20 4:35:41 AM
#2
You really do have to "git gud"


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI wonder what the PS5 launch games will be.
Ser_Jaker
06/17/20 4:34:52 AM
#1
I'm guessing Spider-Man Miles Morales, Oddworld, *Sports Game*, Ass in Creed Vikings will be launch titles but I hope there's another event coming up specifying all that.

So far it seems like a lackluster launch.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicMy Playstation 3 is getting delivered tomorrow.
Ser_Jaker
06/17/20 4:29:35 AM
#8
All of those games are pretty solid ay.

I'm tempting to get Mum to send down my old PS3 with all the 40 or so games I had for it.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicRemove all letters found in 'Black Lives Matter' from your username.
Ser_Jaker
06/16/20 11:38:50 PM
#65
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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicJudas Priest
Ser_Jaker
06/16/20 1:35:38 AM
#16
Used to love them but nowadays they don't do it too much for me outside a few tunes here and there.
I much prefer Mercyful Fate

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicPlaying Spider Man PS4 (Insomniac) for the first time
Ser_Jaker
06/15/20 11:18:49 PM
#1
Playing on the hardest difficulty and I'm getting my ass kicked because I'm trying to play it like Batman Arkham I think.

Any tips for which upgrades are the best? I'm just having fun slinging around finding the collectible backpacks. The traversal/freerun/parkour is some of the best I've experienced in a game.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSoft shell tacos vs hard shell tacos
Ser_Jaker
06/14/20 8:13:21 PM
#9
Soft because I'm a pussy

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TopicITT: Things Australian people say
Ser_Jaker
06/14/20 3:49:26 AM
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKCmyGg3vnM

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: Things Australian people say
Ser_Jaker
06/14/20 3:48:09 AM
#3
"Bundies and Coke"
"Winnie Blues"

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: Things Australian people say
Ser_Jaker
06/14/20 3:44:31 AM
#1
And I'll know if they're authentic or not.

"She'll be right mate"
"Coldies" (Slang for cold beers)
"Shitc***"
"yeah, nah nah"

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicwhy is fast food so much better in america than australia
Ser_Jaker
06/14/20 12:03:18 AM
#3
The maccas in America was dog shit. I think Australia does Maccas, Hungry Jacks and KFC so much better than America.

However the other fast food chains are way better in America. Like Five Guys. Five Guys is the gold standard for takeaway food. But Taco Bell sucks.

They opened a Taco Bell here in Melbourne and it's the worst Mexican I've ever had.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHusband of Arizona Karen blames mental illness
Ser_Jaker
06/13/20 11:52:01 PM
#7
I would love to live in Mexico. Cheap top shelf tequila, tacos, beaches, aztec shit. What could be wrong with that?

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCE's putting me in a bad mood again...
Ser_Jaker
06/13/20 11:50:04 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

Imagine taking CE seriously.

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