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Smackems posted...

I finally beat Shadow of the Tomb Raider. This game seemed to drag on and on and on

This one sucked in my opinion. The game truly turned to shit at Paititi. Boring location, boring side quests, dumb outfit you were forced to wear and it was the biggest area and just dragged on.
I miss the old tomb.raider games. It was all about dangerous and precise platforming and labyrinthian level design and oppressive, creepy isolated atmosphere that felt so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Southside boiz

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Just...
60ml Gin
30ml Fresh Lime
20ml Sugar Syrup
6 Mint Leaves

Shaken

Too hard. There's no weekday starting with 'C'

https://youtu.be/iVx0156d3u0

Shinnoks face will never not be funny.

Non tank controls are absolutely horrid in a game with fixed camera

I usually give up after 2 hours.

Although I've played wild arms for like 25 hours and almost come to the end but I've stopped giving a shit.

It's so boring fighting the same way for 500th battle

Was playing house of the dead at my local bar arcade yesterday and it's fucking awesome.

You'd think with all this VR technology they'd make a comeback. I want a new virtua cop and house of the dead 5

This shit seriously makes me want to punch a hole through the screen.

Imagine being in the arcades back in 1993 or whatever. You'd have to spend like $10+ just to beat it. It's basically theft. How did midway get away with this?

Fighting Vergil as Nero in DMC5 chapter 20

Fucken dog shit. Mileena can jump spam air Sais in a millisecond even though it takes 3 seconds to charge, they can throw you when you're on the ground, they block perfectly to every special which makes special moves useless, they can perfectly counter your uppercut with split second precision.

Who programmed this trash? I swear MK1 and MK3 weren't this bad

....doesn't she possess the powers to actually kill people?

That some bullshit. Also without the heels they'd be borderline the same height

It's honestly bad for gamers to be honest and I see it getting way worse. Sony are have apparently acquired more studios and Microsoft have enough cash to buy whatever they want.
Why not use all the ca$h to Heaps of new awesome franchises or resurrect loved dead franchises instead of buying everything to keep it off the competition.

It's just shit. I'll probably just transition to PCs at this rate.

I always found the REmake title calling the creepiest sounding

I've ruined the lives of so many.... I can't be expected to remember them all.

If you are not the murderer... then who is?

By defeating you Sub Zero, I Have avenged the death of my family and clan. Now my soul can finally rest

Mortal kombat is one is one of those fighting games where I prefer playing single player.
There's something satisfying about learning how to trick the AI in the old games and the music and story were all edgy, bleak, dark and cool as shit.

Black metal

But seriously MK4 is kinda underrated. The balance probably sucks but it's face paced, music slaps, endings are all 10/10, fatalities are all cool, story is actually pretty solid, Quan Chi, Fujin, Tanya, Shinnok, Reiko are all fucking awesome

Goin' somewhere Jarek?

https://youtu.be/-92GJirNQ3w

I am not a god of my word Reptile! All deals are OFF!!

https://youtu.be/hvNq4jpfOko

It just gets you absolutely pumped and ready for kombat

I had severe hairloss at age 22 and it sucks.
Mine was so bad that treatment (minoxidil and finasteride) didnt do shit.
26 now and while I still havent lost it all completely, it's severe and I'm forced to shave it otherwise i look like 46 years old.
It sucks. And you can'tdo anything unless you spend thousands on hair transplants which might now even work.
But the good thing is I have a good shaped head and good built body for being bald.
Most bald guys seem to have a perfect shaped head. Anyone noticed that?

Thought I was what? Dead? Like my partner you just tossed off the cliff?

Sonya! This is Major Briggs, come in. Sonya this is Jax. Are you there? Son-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re4GlbXaCro

The black dragon died with Kano.
You're the last one Jarek.

Shinnok is dead. The good guys won.

It's one of the blandest game I have played. Lasted like 2 hours and got really bored.

Thinking of building a pc. But I don't want to spend like $1000+AUD for a GPU to run the latest games.

Mezcal/Agave/Tequila is the most complex booze to me.

So many varieties of agave, the growing conditions, terroir, cooking methods of the agave, distillation process all completely change the flavour profile.

Such a fascinating spirit. Not to mention some of those wild agaves take like 12 years to grow and harvest. It extracts all the flavour from the ground and through cultivation.
Not to mention I love how spiritual and cultural it is to Mexicans. I really can't wait to go to Oaxaca and explore the mezcal regions.

And it also tastes fucking delicious.

For all your favourite black metal tunes

One of my favourites

https://youtu.be/qnb64HJUxuc

Its just so cold, melancholic and grim sounding.

It's also very similar to Enter the Eternal Fire by Bathory

Naysaspace posted...

Self-studied history of Norwegian Black Metal taught me more and was way more fun than anything i learned in school

The Norwegian Black metal scene was honestly fascinating in how utterly ridiculous it was lol. I wish there was a movie that did it justice (not that lords of chaos crap)

Yeah but In the Nightside Eclipse is probably a top ten album of all time.

So is De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, the first four Burzum albums and Dissection.

Turns out fucked up black metal people in the dark were actually really good musicians.

That deep nasally Canadian accent

RE6 is one of the worst action games I've played. It's really fucking bad. The entire game is a mess and thankfully they ditched that style of RE.

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Beginning the arvo with a remember the maine cocktail

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Beautiful little cocktail number

Very simple

60ml Rye Whiskey
22.5ml Sweet Vermouth
7.5ml Cherry Heering
2 Dashes of Angostura Bitters
Absinthe

Stir ingredients in a mixing glass ice until the drink hits sufficient temperature and dilution.
Strain into an absinthe rinsed glass and garnish with a lemon peel.

Nice little manhatten vibes going on here

Also does this song make an appearance in Scream 5?

https://youtu.be/DdRgmUGHv3Q

Apparently it does but I can't remember it playing anywhere in the movie

I would say 1 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 3

I like this one

https://youtu.be/rMS4ESFlfDk

Most snow themes in games I feel fall into the trap of just sounding like festive/Christmas music.

But sometimes you get hit with a mad banger like this one

https://youtu.be/RyHvUNSJ48M

It's funky, sounds 'cool' and has a solid atmosphere.

So far all these Guardian Statues have been destroyed and I'm up to the part with Monkey in the Sand Caves or whatever it's called

I don't think I even have 5 favourite games let alone 10. In no particular order

Crash Bandicoot 2
Resident Evil (2002 Gamecube)
Bloodborne

The only games I care about are Crash and Spryo.
Hopefully if any games from Activision would be multiplat it'd be two platformers that would better sell on PS and Nintendo platforms
CoD is definitely staying exclusive.

So far I've just done the Guardian Temple north of Milana or whatever it's called.

The game is bit too easy. I feel like I'm just one shotting every enemy.

Story is quite boring I'm not gonna lie.

Tequila, coke and lime (A.K.A a Batanga) is actually the best mixed drink