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TopicWhat do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ser_Jaker
02/17/18 8:43:47 PM
#32
Ash is a Jew?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the C word not as taboo in the U.K. as it is in America?
Ser_Jaker
02/17/18 10:03:29 AM
#8
TheGrindery posted...
The Aussies love it.


Yeah it's used as a word of praise here.

When you get called a "sickc***".... it's the highest praise you can get.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the C word not as taboo in the U.K. as it is in America?
Ser_Jaker
02/17/18 9:51:50 AM
#3
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/c18djgl.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&strip=all
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThis no deeding thing is driving me insane.
Ser_Jaker
02/16/18 11:12:53 PM
#11
After like a few days you get over the urge
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicare guillotine choke practical in street fights?
Ser_Jaker
02/16/18 4:47:36 AM
#6
Yeah it's pretty hard to lock in correctly if someone is really going aggro and fighting back. And it's easy to defend against if you know how to.

Rear naked choke is far more effective
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicTop tier boss battle music
Ser_Jaker
02/16/18 4:04:09 AM
#22

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicGoing to give Silent Hill Origins a run through.
Ser_Jaker
02/16/18 2:35:00 AM
#1
I haven't played it yet. But it gets shit on alot from what I hear.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI'm a painter
Ser_Jaker
02/15/18 10:25:38 PM
#7
El Mexicano Texano posted...
Me too. Do you paint stucco and siding? What about interior?


Both. We paint just about everything.

Where abouts do you live? Is it easy to find work as a painter where you live?

I want to travel and work and I'm not sure if painting is a lucrative business elsewhere in the world.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI'm a painter
Ser_Jaker
02/15/18 10:20:06 PM
#5
Kombucha posted...
what's the weirdest encounter you've had with a resident at a job?


None because I've only just started my job.

But my Dad was once had a client whose Mum was dying from cancer. So the client waited for her house to be finished painted before seeing her Mum in hospital except Dad didn't finish the house in time and her Mum died.

So that client blamed my Dad for not getting her last chance to see her Mum. And she completely had a mental rage fit at him and I think even brandished a set of garden scissors.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI'm a painter
Ser_Jaker
02/15/18 10:18:01 PM
#4
JustMyOpinion posted...
How much would you charge me to paint my 1300 sf house and 900 sf basement? Assume whatever is an average cost for paint.


No idea sorry. I work with my Dad and he does all the quoting and pricing. But we did a house that was a bit bigger and we charged $5000 for the whole outside

That's in Australia.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI'm a painter
Ser_Jaker
02/15/18 10:15:08 PM
#1
Ask me anything.

Not the lame ass artistic painter. A manly painter who paints houses
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicpost a song and I'll rate it
Ser_Jaker
02/15/18 10:10:44 PM
#25

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhat is your Halloween album?
Ser_Jaker
02/15/18 4:32:14 PM
#3

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHally Porter!
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 4:04:34 PM
#3
Mistere Man posted...
Was that meant to be funny?


Yes it's the chinese version and it's very funny
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicthe only bad major music genre overall is country
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 6:21:02 AM
#18

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicyeah nah yeah
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 5:44:59 AM
#3
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-l2lTavRzbzU/Vo-manG6coI/AAAAAAAAMag/H6tzKYwPE4I/s0/2016-01-08_23-07-04.png
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicyeah nah yeah
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 5:27:39 AM
#1
mate
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHally Porter!
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 5:15:47 AM
#1
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThis town is full of monsters!
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 2:20:32 AM
#6
I want a cup that overflows.... with love..
Although... It's not enough to fill my heart
I want a barrel full of love... although
I know... It's not enough to fill my heart
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThis town is full of monsters!
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 1:23:57 AM
#1
How can you sit there and eat pizza?!
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicthe only bad major music genre overall is country
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 1:03:14 AM
#8
Black Metal is great
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the Resident Evil REmake the only serious one in the series?
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 12:38:57 AM
#14
I mean the overall plot (monsters created from a virus and an evil science company) is still cheesy.

But the sinister and dark atmosphere, music, more grounded in reality characters etc. The other RE games were pretty much B grade horror but REmake has a more serious vibe.

I can't explain it.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the Resident Evil REmake the only serious one in the series?
Ser_Jaker
02/14/18 12:28:47 AM
#8
The characters in Revelations (especially 1) were a bunch of garbage anime characters. Those characters sucked.

In REmake they act like normal people and have the abilities of normal people.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs there anything more disappointing than the modern story in Assassin's Creed?
Ser_Jaker
02/13/18 2:36:57 AM
#30
Originally Ass Creed III was meant to be completely set in modern day and you'd play as Desmond (who learns to be an Assassin because of the whole bleeding effect)

Ass Creed III would have been the last game in the series.

Of course Ubi$oft didn't this because they wanted to milk the series for as long as possible which is why the original director left and we got a fuck load of Ass Creed games.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topic7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1
Ser_Jaker
02/12/18 11:03:43 PM
#7
An objectively bad opinion on Resident Evil
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicKnow what I fucken hate?
Ser_Jaker
02/12/18 6:58:41 AM
#1
Feeling tired as shit so you decide it's time for bed and get a good night's sleep.

But when you lie down and shut your eyes.... You're body just decides to not be tired anymore
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThis is a youtuber that's about cleaning
Ser_Jaker
02/12/18 5:15:55 AM
#3
deedin
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the Resident Evil REmake the only serious one in the series?
Ser_Jaker
02/12/18 5:13:18 AM
#1
All the other games are just a little stupid, corny and over the top. But REmake cuts all the cheese out and provides scares and some really grim and dark atmosphere. They cut all the anime bullshit out too. No characters doing ridiculous stunts like Claire outrunning machine gun fire in Code Veronica.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicKnow when your nose is blocked....
Ser_Jaker
02/12/18 5:05:16 AM
#5
I just stick a tissue up my nose these days. Less hassle
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicKnow when your nose is blocked....
Ser_Jaker
02/12/18 4:57:31 AM
#1
and then you suddenly sneeze and clears your nasal passages?

Absolute euphoric feeling.

Made worse when your nose blocks back up after about 5 seconds. Seriously why do noses do this?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicRecommend me a Chuck Norris film.
Ser_Jaker
02/12/18 3:30:39 AM
#1
I'm in the mood for cheesy 80's action.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicDo you ever get a soundtrack from a game or something stuck in your head....
Ser_Jaker
02/11/18 9:10:59 AM
#1
And when you listen to it on youtube you realize it sounded alot better in your head?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicUsing a PS4 controller on PC games....
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 8:06:57 PM
#1
Is it ever possible to mod the button prompts to read the playstation buttons rather than the xbox buttons?

I've always had this issue with the games I play and it seems like it'd be a quick and simple mod.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhat time signature is this? [Music]
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 8:01:03 PM
#3
I've played guitar almost my whole life but I never could understand time signatures. Even simple 4/4 I can't tell.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhat Capcom franchise should I play next?
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 7:58:03 PM
#1
I'm only really familiar with Resident Evil and I've played bits and pieces of Devil May Cry, Mega Man and Street Fighter.

I feel like I need to get into Mega Man to not be an uncultured scrub
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicC/D: Resident Evil 6 is a very enjoyable game if you don't expect a horror game.
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 7:49:34 PM
#36
Because where whether you like Last of Us or not. It was a very well designed and executed game. The melee, action, shooting, exploring all worked perfectly and fit the tone and world they were trying to build. Plus the characters, story, music was all fantastic.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicC/D: Resident Evil 6 is a very enjoyable game if you don't expect a horror game.
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 7:46:47 PM
#33
It's poorly designed, controls are slippery, pacing is very poorly designed, the gunplay seems to have no feedback when shooting enemies, vehicles sections are poorly designed, QTEs are poorly designed and then skill system, story, music, characters etc.... are all pretty bad.

Admittedly some of the mechanics when thrown in the mercenaries mode is fun but the campaigns as a whole are just not fun. There's so many baffling design choices. Like why does the stealth suck and why is it shoe horned in? Why does the game rip the control from you all the time and have you still take damage? How do you take damage through walls in Chris chapter 3?

It's just bad. Compare it to any good 3rd person action game and RE6 doesn't hold a candle in the slightest.

There's a reason RE7 goes back to basics.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow come nobody likes Resident Evil Revelations 2?
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 1:07:28 PM
#17
It's boring
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I sloppily play video game songs on guitar recorded with a potato
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 6:55:04 AM
#4
Dr_Agon posted...
Are we supposed to guess the game or something?


I suppose you can
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I sloppily play video game songs on guitar recorded with a potato
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 6:31:33 AM
#2
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kc4Av4zRtB
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I sloppily play video game songs on guitar recorded with a potato
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 6:22:47 AM
#1
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0x4WuENvBzq
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicwhat's the final boss of fetishes
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 5:13:05 AM
#2
scat is the worst
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicJizzing in your pants..
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 5:12:09 AM
#1
And then walking around in public without cleaning up

Is there really a smell?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAre martini's meant to taste like shit?
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 4:52:45 AM
#10
so then how do you make it?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAre martini's meant to taste like shit?
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 4:46:04 AM
#8
I just put 75ml of Gin and 15ml of Vermouth Wine and mixed it with a little lime seasoning.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAre martini's meant to taste like shit?
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 4:44:34 AM
#5
Two_Dee posted...
Maybe you fucked it up


I probably did if it tastes this bad
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAre martini's meant to taste like shit?
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 4:44:14 AM
#4
nevershine posted...
Was it shaken or stirred?


Stirred
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAre martini's meant to taste like shit?
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 4:43:15 AM
#1
I made one out of curiosity because I've never tried one and I want to be a bar tender one day but it tastes a bit like bitter ass.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: Music in video games that are simply just too spooky
Ser_Jaker
02/09/18 2:36:42 AM
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
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