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TopicITT: Things British people say
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 11:36:10 PM
#1
"Steady on"
"That's bang out of order"
"You 'avin a laugh?"

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TopicCE i did it. i made my own korean rice wine at home and im WASTED
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 11:26:44 PM
#19
Maaaaayte what do you reckon of this Whiskey Sour I made the other night.

<img src="//:0"><img src="//:0">https://i.imgur.com/cCymkzH.jpg


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TopicVB Longneck ya farken dog....
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 11:06:30 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

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TopicIn the mood for a beer and I have 3 options
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 10:58:01 PM
#11
I wasn't a fan of Paulaner's Hefeweizen at all. Had a weak, light, thin flavour and the alcohol really kicked through.

Weihenstephaner, Maisels, Schofferhofer, Schnieder Weisse generally do the best Wheat Beers. Though I haven't tried many because German Wheat Beer is rare in Australia.


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCheat day where I get some garbage fast food: McDonald's or Burger King?
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 6:25:49 PM
#15
I think Burger King (we call it Hungry Jacks) is better food overall but Maccas is far better intoxication/drunk food.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicStarting Game of Thrones. For real this time.
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 6:23:38 PM
#25
The last 2 seasons are that atrocious that it takes an enormous shit all over the first 4 seasons. Even 5 and 6 which had moments of greatness suffered from some bad stuff.
The worst part is... the only thing that is abysmal is the writing. The setpieces, acting, soundwork for the most part is fantastic. But 2 hack writers phoned in it so they could hurry up and do Star Wars which they apparently never even got to do anyway. GoT would have been so much better going for 10 seasons and hiring new writers after season 4.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicMore people need to watch the Big Lez/Mike Nolan show
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 6:38:22 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW79tNmMt8w

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
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TopicI hate how expensive booze is in Australia.
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 6:06:28 AM
#4
SoundNetwork posted...
are you sure its decent if its $20 in america

Actually $20 is an over exaggeration. My favourite tequila is Siete Leguas that I believe is roughly $48 in America. It's $130 here if you can even find it.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI hate how expensive booze is in Australia.
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 6:00:37 AM
#1
I hate having to pay $100+ for a decent Tequila that I could get for like $20 in US or Mexico.

People say "yeah but it discourages binge drinking"...

if that's the case how come you can buy a 4 liter bag of goon for like $5? That's what all the kids are going to drink if they want to get absolutely shitfaced

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicJust finished The Order 1886
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 5:55:49 AM
#5
I remember the gunplay and weapons actually really good and satisfying. And the setting up badass. Unfortunately it ended up being far too short and I remember the story didn't end up being that good either. If it was a better designed 18 hour story like Uncharted and had some actual replay like unlockables and some online it could've been awesome.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow the FUCK do I get into craft beer?????
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 3:35:24 AM
#41
Reis posted...
isn't wheat light tho?

to clarify, I abhor light liquor so I don't see why it would change for beers

I find Wheat quite full, cloudy and heavy.
There are dark wheat beers too. Usually under Doppelbocks

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow the FUCK do I get into craft beer?????
Ser_Jaker
06/07/20 2:23:53 AM
#32
Try Bavarian Wheat Beer

Very soft, full mouthfeel and flavourful. Notes of Banana, cloves, grass in general while some may be more malty.
Try Weihenstephaner HefeWeizen which is the gold standard for me. Also good is Maisels, Schofferhofer, Augustiner, Schneider weisse

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicpost video game music
Ser_Jaker
06/06/20 1:42:19 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRDCzxQ3z5E

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicDid you consider yourself a fan of roger ebert?
Ser_Jaker
06/04/20 10:16:32 PM
#2
The guy unfairly trashed horror movies so he can git stuffed

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHome owner yells at Australian Prime Minister to get off his lawn. He complies
Ser_Jaker
06/04/20 9:24:32 AM
#16
What an absolute sickc***

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhat kind of liquor CE be sippin' on?
Ser_Jaker
06/04/20 1:05:29 AM
#12
Tequila > Whiskey > Gin > Rum > Brandy >>>>>>>>>>> Vodka

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI think I may have Bathophobia
Ser_Jaker
06/03/20 12:09:50 PM
#16
I remember when I was a kid we were deep sea fishing. At one point during that trip I went to the back of the boat and stuck my head in the water and wondered if I could see the bottom.

And it's just an empty blue abyss staring back with faint reflection of the light from the sun. So awesome.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhite people of CE, how are you doing right now?
Ser_Jaker
06/03/20 10:27:25 AM
#12
Sitting at home taking it easy. Been RAGE 2 which unfortunately kinda sucks but at least the gunplay and weapons are cool.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIf you're watching Game of Thrones for the 1st time DO NOT google characters
Ser_Jaker
06/03/20 10:19:05 AM
#4
Damn I wouldn't even recommend people start watching GoT these days.

S7-8 were that atrociously bad that is negated pretty much most character arcs, mistakes, progression, sacrifices etc etc.

I can't even go back watching the first seasons because I just know how shit it gets. Maybe I would season 1 - 4 and then read the books.

Also I got spoiled for browsing the wiki. Never browse the wiki. I got spoiled by the biggest event that way.
However....

https://towerofthehand.com/

Is fantastic for first time readers/viewers because you can select which season/book you've watched/read up to and it won't spoil anything from future books. Good for getting additional lore and knowing which character is what.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicGonna start REmake on XBone soon. Classic or modern controls?
Ser_Jaker
06/03/20 10:12:17 AM
#8
And the new controls ruin immersion if you're into that thing.
There's no animations for the new control scheme so you're character is usually zipping and spinning all over the place that looks stupid and unnatural.
REmake is a masterpiece in atmosphere and the tank controls have that weighty, fluid feel.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicGonna start REmake on XBone soon. Classic or modern controls?
Ser_Jaker
06/03/20 10:07:34 AM
#2
Tank controls because that's how the game is designed. Modern controls make the game easy and just breaks the enemies. That zombie in the corridor is no longer a threat because you can use run up to it and spin the other direction in insane speed and the zombie lunges and misses and has like a 3 second recovery so you can run past it.

However on the other hand the new controls suck also because the camera is constantly changing so you have to always have to be changing where to hold on the analog stick and it's just a mess.

Tank controls really aren't hard to use.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: I rate and (short) review your album recommendation
Ser_Jaker
06/02/20 9:45:52 PM
#16
it's an EP but....

Sodom - In the Sign of Evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plk2bK1-FLc

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicamerican protest general topic
Ser_Jaker
05/30/20 1:47:04 AM
#4
Not that I'm defending USA cops but flashing sirens generally means "get the fuck out of the way" and they needed to be somewhere quick.


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow do you pronounce interested?
Ser_Jaker
05/29/20 10:02:14 AM
#8
in-tres-ted

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThere's a special place reserved in hell...
Ser_Jaker
05/29/20 9:23:21 AM
#15
Can't believe people thought I was being serious.
You have to serve it neat in a good glass that allows you to assess and examine the whiskey.
Also be gentle with the whiskey when examining it. Don't sniff it like cocaine. Just a nice solumn inhale to become well acquinted with the whiskey. Really become one with the aromas and depth. Remember.... your taste just confirms what your nose has already told you.
Then take a swig. Swish that whiskey in your mouth for a solid 5+ seconds. Welcome the whiskey's embrace as its warmth floods your soul and mind.
Swallow and slowly release and take a nice slow deep breath.
Ice cubes lowers the temperature way too much, too much dilution because most bartenders use low quality ice which add more dilution. And it overall kills the flavour.
Add a few drops of water when it's necessary to dilute to bring out more flavour.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThere's a special place reserved in hell...
Ser_Jaker
05/29/20 5:26:15 AM
#7
Forgettable posted...
Yep. Whiskey should always be mixed with coke.
Actually it should be sprite

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThere's a special place reserved in hell...
Ser_Jaker
05/29/20 5:04:31 AM
#4
thebatz posted...
you're just a lightweight.
Look you're probably not wrong

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThere's a special place reserved in hell...
Ser_Jaker
05/29/20 4:59:10 AM
#1
For people who ruin good whiskey by serving it "on the rocks"

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow come I got banned for posting "unmarked spoilers"....
Ser_Jaker
05/29/20 12:25:58 AM
#1
In a topic that I specifically put "SPOILERS" in the topic title?

What bullshit was that? There was no spoilers in the topic title. Only in the thread.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the only outrage from tLoU2..... *spoilers*
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 6:56:29 PM
#11
Doom_Art posted...
this just proves how out of step I am with most gamers

I have no idea how someone could read this and think anything other than "holy shit that's so fucking cool"

I agree it sounds cool too.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the only outrage from tLoU2..... *spoilers*
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 6:49:17 PM
#5
DeadBankerDream posted...
Whats wrong with "showing how transgender someone is"?

I mean forcing it in peoples face. I don't really care if someone is trans even though i dont agree with it personally.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs the only outrage from tLoU2..... *spoilers*
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 6:46:08 PM
#1
That a girl kills Joel? Because that's kind of dumb.

If the whole narrative was "white men = bad" and shoving how transgender someone is i could get how it would be cringy. But people just seem mad that joel dies

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicManlet vs Lanklet
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 6:42:08 PM
#4
Depends how tall and how short.

I think I'd rather be 5'8 than 6'10 or something.

But I'd rather be 6'8 than 5'0 or something

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI can't believe how much retro games have skyrocketed in price.
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 5:07:00 PM
#4
LordFarquad1312 posted...
It's almost as if there's less avaliable as time goes on and people become more aware of what they're worth!

Are they though? Didn't they sell like millions of copies of games like Mario and Zelda? There' always going to be people selling these games to get rid of them. Now with near perfect emulation and mini consoles coming out it's seems somewhat unreasonable for prices to be seriously gouged.

It's now the standard just because of sites like ebay. Now stores selling retro stuff go on ebay and see inflated prices and go "well that's what it must be worth" and sells it for that.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI can't believe how much retro games have skyrocketed in price.
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 5:03:11 PM
#1
Some N64 games are like $200 for a CiB. Mario 64, Zelda etc. At least in PAL regions. You used to be able to get this stuff for like $10 back in 2006 or whatever.
Now PS1 games are going up and even gamecube games are expensive now.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHow do these pro chefs fuck up so much on kitchen nightmares?
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 5:01:00 PM
#2
Hell's Kitchen?

Probably stress, nervousness, not working probably as a team and used to lower standards.
Plus I'm quite sure the showrunners specifically pick chefs they know will be shit and whiny because it makes good drama.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicLittle things that you enjoy
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 4:49:40 PM
#3
Taking a shit at work and knowing I'm getting paid for it.
Sometimes I spend 15 mins in there. If you gotta go you gotta go

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIf a girl wears tight yoga pants, she's just asking to be stared at.
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 4:48:15 PM
#14
Of course when I say stare I don't actually mean creepy fixation, it's more like a glance and a "damn son"
That's a compliment. I love getting attention like that. Even from gay guys.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicAtelier Ryza is the thighest selling game in the franchise at 420k
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 4:45:48 PM
#3
I tried Atelier Ayesha and hated it. The dialogue and voice acting were terrible and I just didn't care for all fully grasp the alchemy system thing.


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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicDark Souls I or III?
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 4:35:33 PM
#131
The first half of Dark Souls 1 (up to and including Anor Londo) is a work of art and is beautiful.
Probably the finest piece of design in any video game.
However the game plummets a bit once you get the lordvessel. It becomes just quick travelling back to areas to old areas to go down another linear that you couldn't before.
Izalith, Tomb of the Giants, Crystal Caves really aren't that good in hindsight. I like the Duke's Archive though..

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHum music from a videogame.
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 4:27:21 PM
#2
I didn't think of anything I just entered the topic :(

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIf a girl wears tight yoga pants, she's just asking to be stared at.
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 4:21:39 PM
#1
Yoga pants transform any ass that is like a 4/10 to at least an 8/10

Add points if the yoga pants are shiny or look super soft and spongy... And even additional points if they're colourful and have a design pattern.

Of course I'm going to look at that. Even if it's just for the trippy pattern that some yoga pants have.

It's like if I was jacked and had an 8 pack (which I don't) and was walking around wearing some tight spandex shirt. Of course every chick would look.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicHave you ever quit a job?
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 4:05:00 PM
#18
A few times on the spot when I got pissed off at something.

The good thing about hospitality doing waiter work, bartending or barista is that no employers seem to care about references lol.
They only care if you can engage with customers, make drinks and know your shit.

Wouldn't recommend quitting on the spot though.

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-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicRate and Discuss - Final Fantasy 1 *spoilers*
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 3:58:59 PM
#16
I'd like to play an NES version of that game with spells and stats that actually work. I'm sure it must exist out there somewhere.

Half the original NES game was broken. Half the spells were bugged and didn't do anything and some of the stats were bugged and you had to do some bizarre steps to get the game to register some stat level ups.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhy are teeth the absolute worst place to feel pain?
Ser_Jaker
04/27/20 6:05:02 AM
#12
I remember once chipping a tooth and not getting it repaired anytime soon. Eventually it started to rot and decay and I remember once training in jiu jitsu, someone put a choke on me directly where the sore tooth was...

I felt agonizing spliting pain immediately in that tooth and the next day had to go and get it extracted/fiixed. It's the worst thing I've ever felt.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSuper Ghouls 'n Ghosts is like the Dark Souls of SNES games.
Ser_Jaker
04/26/20 10:41:15 PM
#34
OMG beat the first loop.

Now the second loop. I'm dreading this. Gods help me.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSuper Ghouls 'n Ghosts is like the Dark Souls of SNES games.
Ser_Jaker
04/26/20 10:34:23 PM
#33
That's only for the second loop right for bracelet? I'm still on first loop.

Last level now. Hopefully I got this, this time.

Also knowing how to make Armor appear makes the game so much easier. From what I gather, popping open the first chest in a level gives you a weapon. The 2nd and 3rd will always give you green and then yellow armor if you don't get hit.

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSuper Ghouls 'n Ghosts is like the Dark Souls of SNES games.
Ser_Jaker
04/26/20 10:20:44 PM
#30
Snow level which is the easiest level in the game IMO. Hopefully I got this

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSuper Ghouls 'n Ghosts is like the Dark Souls of SNES games.
Ser_Jaker
04/26/20 9:22:38 PM
#29
Level 1 boiz let's go.

I wish I could stream this game somehow but alas.

I'll keep that jumping tip in mind. From now on single jump only unless it's dodging or jumping obstacles

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