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SmartMuffin posted...

Yeah if I could actually get to the stage where I'm taking my clothes off that would be nice. Not really too worried about her opinions after that!

Set the bar a little higher dude, at least try to get to the stage where she's taking her clothes off too
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Do you really want Braun to show up every week to do nothing and never go anywhere? Because teaming up with Bray sounds a lot like that tbh
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CE is not exactly known for respecting people's privacy.
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Jakyl25 posted...

Am I to understand that this week on Cena and Roman's Shooting Range they had them spouting out and out unbelievable lies like Roman is a better wrestler and Cena doesn't sell tickets?

You can't sell it as a shoot if no one believes the things you're saying!

This is the problem with this whole fake shoot angle they're doing - how exactly does Reigns get anywhere if you're acknowledging the reality, which is that at absolute best he's a guy that could be Cena but hasn't done it yet?
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Does DrProfessor imply that you are well educated in the field of being a professor, or that you are a well educated person whose name happens to be "Professor"
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Jakyl25 posted...

Or maybe WWE could position the rings vertically

Cruiserweights gotta go to the top ring

I want to see the usual "guy gets thrown under the rope so he's not eliminated and returns at the end" spot from a guy in that top ring
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JONALEON1 posted...

Panthera posted...

I don't think it makes sense to have a gimmick that is so clearly better to watch from home than live

Didn't stop them from bringing back the Punjabi Prison match

...yeah I don't have an answer for that one
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I left before we found out a lot of people on CE don't realize their internet connection has more reliable sources of pictures of women than asking you
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what is rbh

Royal Being Honest?
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I think three battle royals at once is harder to follow than one by a non-trivial amount for a live crowd
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This topic got a lot weirder since I left, and it was pretty weird to begin with
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That doesn't stop it from being hard to follow for the live crowd though, and I don't think it makes sense to have a gimmick that is so clearly better to watch from home than live. Might be bad for attendance and also a beach ball inviter.
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I tell her I often take a quick walk 61% of the way up Mt Everest to visit my grandma and have some of her cookies. They taste really good. We can share cookies you know. Hey there girl? Just a quick walk up to Grandma Jenkins place. She has a pretty sweet home theater and multiple video game systems. Good cookies.
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3khc posted...

Panthera posted...

3khc posted...

It's almost obligatory to flex knowledge about the gangbang scene like no one else knows about it.

Panthera posted...

I'm assuming Stephen King's creepy pedophile fetish scene didn't make it into the movie

See?

If I assumed other people didn't know about it I would have actually described it so people knew what I was talking about

I bring it up because it's kind of one of the most infamous scenes in the book (for good reason) and I like to make fun of how fucked up it is

But it makes you look cooler if you act like it aint a big deal.

You're really weird if you think someone making fun of a dumb thing everyone makes fun of is an attempt to look cool.

MikeArmstrong posted...

Why the fuck do people even ask if that scene is in or want it in to be more accurate to the book?

The scene will never show up in any IT film, and for good reason.

It's obviously not a genuine question, it's making fun of the story for containing such a dumb scene
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3khc posted...

It's almost obligatory to flex knowledge about the gangbang scene like no one else knows about it.

Panthera posted...

I'm assuming Stephen King's creepy pedophile fetish scene didn't make it into the movie

See?

If I assumed other people didn't know about it I would have actually described it so people knew what I was talking about

I bring it up because it's kind of one of the most infamous scenes in the book (for good reason) and I like to make fun of how fucked up it is
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I'm assuming Stephen King's creepy pedophile fetish scene didn't make it into the movie
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StealThisSheen posted...

Panthera posted...

Reigns taking someone's anger at the hurricane as a chance to attack them for not sharing his religious beliefs is possibly the worst "Reigns acts like a moron in interviews/on social media" moment yet. What a fucking shithead.

I do gotta say that I don't think you actually read the tweet he was replying to if that's how you took it.

I did

It's not hard to not throw a shit fit just because someone said something mildly offensive (mildly because these things are commonly referred to as "acts of god" - it's directly attributed to god in people's minds to begin with) during a clearly stressful time.
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FF_Redux posted...

Link HT posted...

FF_Redux posted...

I guess our mouths widens from ALL THAT DICK

nah it's the more feminine jawline that gets identified

Bullshit, I like my men looking manly and loads so

That's like saying that since I like women I must look like a woman
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HashtagSEP posted...

So when did it become a thing that wrestlers just wave off bad writing and their own short-comings with "It doesn't matter if fans cheer or boo as long as they're doing something?"

I guess at some point just yelling that everyone who doesn't like them is a mark got old so they needed to come up with something new. Pro wrestling culture seems to cultivate arrogance and the refusal to acknowledge that you're not perfect as the ideal qualities for a person to have.
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Jakyl25 posted...

https://twitter.com/wweromanreigns/status/906978310776868865

FAITHLESS FOOL!

I hope he uses that one on Cena tonight

Reigns taking someone's anger at the hurricane as a chance to attack them for not sharing his religious beliefs is possibly the worst "Reigns acts like a moron in interviews/on social media" moment yet. What a fucking shithead.
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LeonhartFour posted...

man imagine Shymalan directing Mass Effect 3

The Reapers were actually a sentient virus infecting the galaxy, which is really a computer program created by Jenkins to ensure that he lives on even in death.
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It takes a special team to get blown out by Jacksonville.
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No, any intelligent, sophisticated and cultured man has far better things to do with their time than waste it on something as vulgar and meaningless as sexual interaction.
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Xenoblade Chronicles

Uh...I'm not sure I can come up with a more absurd twist that what the ending already had
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Your typing does not give you the right to mock me for having poop come out of my nose. It's not my fault I was born with anal face syndrome. Don't be insensitive.
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philsov posted...

untruth is godawful, but if the village elder won't give you the kid who can inject his speech into a frog from a remote distance and then MAKE IT EXPLODE then you burn that place to ash and take that kid with you, dammit.

This

Also let's be fair, if you need to assassinate someone that spends a lot of time standing on ground that is much higher or much lower than everything around it, they're actually fairly good. It's an esoteric niche but hey, might come in handy some day.
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12
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Yes, he was stacking the deck against you as much as he could

Although it wasn't to be biased against you, it was to make it fair. Blue is such an incompetent imbecile that he really needs the help or he won't stand a chance.
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Zodd3224 posted...

Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.

You what you do when you can't get laid and take matters into your own hand?

That.
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That girl's name?

Albert Einstein.
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Knight
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Why didn't the scientists of millions of years ago just domesticate them and keep them around until today? Were prehistoric scientists really incompetent?
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ScareChan posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

I like the idea that last night was Big Show's retirement match because it perfectly inverts how he debuted in WWE

Putting over the next giant seems like a good way to go about it too. I kind of hope shoe sticks around but I can understand nor wanting him around either

Without Show or Kane around, who will give us our constant arbitrary heel/face turns?
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Jakyl25 posted...

Panthera posted...

This is why I like it, really. Reigns "wins" the segment but when you think about it you realize he was being kind of a jackass.

This is all WWE top faces forever

I feel like every single one of these topics has the "WWE faces are historically always assholes" conversation at some point or another
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ScareChan posted...

Actually to me it just made roman seem more like a dick because he came out after he said Cena spent 20 minutes fighting and then challenged him to a fight while he himself was fresh.

This is why I like it, really. Reigns "wins" the segment but when you think about it you realize he was being kind of a jackass.

I love that we've reached a point where the smark hero is John Cena. Vince must be so happy his guy finally has 100% crowd support!
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Jakyl25 posted...

Peace___Frog posted...

I hope it was too, but to be frank i don't think the intentions matter much in the grand scheme of things

I meant it like, I hope the missile breaking into pieces over the ocean is not how North Korea wanted it to go. Like I hope their missiles are that shitty.

As opposed to it being some sort of intentional tri-missile intended to break apart to enter the water to awaken Godzilla or something.

It's entirely possible North Korean leadership doesn't know that Godzilla wasn't a documentary, I suppose
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While you can argue the impact of the actual policies, and obviously some of the 19th century Presidents can "win" by default there due to the existence of slavery and such, Trump is almost certainly the most grossly incompetent at actually carrying out the job.
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There's something seriously weird with you thinking early 30s is too old when you're almost 30 yourself.
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The Flash gets his powers from the Speed Force

The Speed Force is basically a magic power that can be defined primarily as "does whatever allows for speed-based powers to work", with a secondary definition of "does a lot of other random stuff too when the writers want it to"
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The latter

More self-validation than sunk cost really. If you adopt an extreme position that a lot of people dislike you for, you feel inclined to constantly "prove" how valid it is. Or maybe people just want to make sure their buddies don't turn against them for mellowing out too much.
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Peace___Frog posted...

I know how much we hate anecdotal junk here, but I found it interesting that a white girl i went to hs with who now lives outside of Houston, and was fervently pro trump all throughout the campaign and mostly silent the last few months except for the sporadic meme, has been vocally bashing trump with regards to how he's preparing for Harvey.

I think it's pretty much par for the course that everyone likes their politician of choice until they themselves are negatively affected by their policies, at which point that politician is clearly awful
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I did once just for novelty, but in general I'm not going to kill the one genuinely interesting character in a world full of bland non-entities.

ChromaticAngel posted...

Seriously, I wish I could kill the blades but they're essential. where is the option for "bitch I'm the fucking dragonborn you do what I say"

At least they spend a healthy amount of time near a cliff. Sure they survive it but a nice fus roh dah to send them off the mountain is cathartic anyway.
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azuarc posted...

I expected this to be more one-sided.

Has Caity gotten Lotz more votes than you anticipated?
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Paratroopa1 posted...

I still want to make very clear that the handling of the Iraq war is worse than anything Trump has done to date

but it's adorable to think back on the idea that GWB was ever a laughingstock of a president

we really didn't know

It's scary to think how bad the next President could be without getting much backlash simply because they're still better than Trump
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Camerupt
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Welcome to life, where being an asshole to people who have no ability to help you is the best way to get good service because companies have realized that not catering to assholes is bad for business.
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I don't care; if a girl I'm dating isn't a weird recluse that never sees people other than me, which would be really strange, she's going to be in the position to hypothetically cheat on me just like I'm in the position to cheat on her. I'd rather not stress out about it too much, and if I see a reason to be suspicious, it would be a lot more complicated than a binary have they fucked before or not question.
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I just don't think "I haven't had any moment since that one where I sucked and distracted everyone from the Rock" has much bite to it in a promo
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Strife2 posted...

Between all the boos and Miz tearing into them, you'd think Vince would have some idea. Then again, Miz DID get his moments back in 2010-2011. That was the only problem with an otherwise scathing promo. If he'd tweaked it, saying, "I have had a career year, but you two still overshadow me, and I'm fucking sick of it," that would have solidified the statement.

That moment doesn't exactly make him look good though <_<
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This Reigns/Cena thing immediately has me wondering if Vince realizes the crowd can just boo both of them.
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