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Squall28
09/08/17 2:55:51 PM
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I got nervous and ran away.

:^)
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 3:00:46 PM
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You did the right thing
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Mernardi
09/08/17 3:01:24 PM
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Good move. She probably wanted to suck your dick and girls are known to have cooties.
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TheDarkCircle
09/08/17 3:02:00 PM
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Fuck ya TC, WINNING
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Mernardi
09/08/17 3:02:46 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
Fuck ya TC, WINNING

*audienCE breaks into excited cheering*
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Master_Bass
09/08/17 3:02:56 PM
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As others have said, good call. She was probably probing you for information, so she could call the police on you.
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Panthera
09/08/17 3:07:40 PM
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That girl's name?

Albert Einstein.
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bobtuse
09/08/17 3:38:29 PM
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Time to deed, my friend.
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darkphoenix181
09/08/17 3:40:48 PM
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she was gonna steal your seed and plant it inside her to grow babies

ick!
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 3:41:06 PM
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Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.
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Offworlder1
09/08/17 3:41:25 PM
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You made an interesting choice topic creator, not sure many would have choosen the same.
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 3:43:54 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
You made an interesting choice topic creator, not sure many would have choosen the same.


He chose safety over the unknown. Good way to stay alive tbh
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Offworlder1
09/08/17 4:08:27 PM
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@Zodd3224

Oh yes, safe from a girl who might have been receptive of him checking her out which is why she talked to him. It's such a good thing she did not give him her number or go on a date with him.

Hell she might even have had sex with him, what a terrible thing that would be.
(This is sarcasm slow people)
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Panthera
09/08/17 4:10:01 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.


You what you do when you can't get laid and take matters into your own hand?

That.
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ManLink4321
09/08/17 4:14:24 PM
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she wanted you and you ran away?

nice.=/
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SSJGrimReaper
09/08/17 4:15:27 PM
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You left out the part when I did a Jean Claude Van Damme leg sweep on you as you ran away like a small toddler
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Mernardi
09/08/17 4:16:21 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
You left out the part when I did a Jean Claude Van Damme leg sweep on you as you ran away like a small toddler

This is true - I was the girl
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voldothegr8
09/08/17 4:17:46 PM
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Good call TC, she was bound to be riddled with venereal diseases.
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 4:34:49 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224

Oh yes, safe from a girl who might have been receptive of him checking her out which is why she talked to him. It's such a good thing she did not give him her number or go on a date with him.

Hell she might even have had sex with him, what a terrible thing that would be.
(This is sarcasm slow people)


Or she might have swallowed him whole with her vagina.

Can never be too careful these days.
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 4:35:28 PM
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Panthera posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.


You what you do when you can't get laid and take matters into your own hand?

That.


Why not just call it spanking the one eyed Willy? Much simpler.
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TheDarkCircle
09/08/17 5:20:00 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Panthera posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.


You what you do when you can't get laid and take matters into your own hand?

That.


Why not just call it spanking the one eyed Willy? Much simpler.


Why don't we just call it "kneeling before Zodd" ?

hhaha jk I know you're not that Zod, you're a good guy, GREAT guy
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/08/17 5:23:05 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.


It's a stupid annoying meme word for masturbating.
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TheDarkCircle
09/08/17 5:23:28 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.


It's a stupid annoying meme word for masturbating.


Proof?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/08/17 5:23:44 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224

Oh yes, safe from a girl who might have been receptive of him checking her out which is why she talked to him. It's such a good thing she did not give him her number or go on a date with him.

Hell she might even have had sex with him, what a terrible thing that would be.
(This is sarcasm slow people)


Or she might have swallowed him whole with her vagina.

Can never be too careful these days.


That only happens on TV
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 5:31:25 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Panthera posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Someone plz tell me what deeding is. No trolling answers plz or I put you on ignore and report/deport you.


You what you do when you can't get laid and take matters into your own hand?

That.


Why not just call it spanking the one eyed Willy? Much simpler.


Why don't we just call it "kneeling before Zodd" ?

hhaha jk I know you're not that Zod, you're a good guy, GREAT guy


Stop it! :-((((
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 5:32:00 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224

Oh yes, safe from a girl who might have been receptive of him checking her out which is why she talked to him. It's such a good thing she did not give him her number or go on a date with him.

Hell she might even have had sex with him, what a terrible thing that would be.
(This is sarcasm slow people)


Or she might have swallowed him whole with her vagina.

Can never be too careful these days.


That only happens on TV


Almost happened to me once. Fortunatley I have the reflexes of a cat
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