Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 419: Global Force Total Nonstop Impact Wrestling

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So Kacy Catanzaro from American Ninja Warrior is joining WWE. She is already a very popular female athlete and basically perfect for Steph's Women's Revolution hype.

Is there any chance they actually give her enough time to train and become a good wrestler before bringing her to the main roster and pushing her? Cause I feel like there isn't.

I really don't look forward to Kacy with 3-4 months of wrestling training/experience being pushed to the title over everyone. I fully expert her to come out as Bayley's new friend at some point and immediately be pushed in front of Bayley as the contender.
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So yesteryear fantasy booking then, if Nash doesnt beat Goldberg then how long does the streak live and who do you have end it?
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ScareChan posted...

So yesteryear fantasy booking then, if Nash doesnt beat Goldberg then how long does the streak live and who do you have end it?

BRRROCK

LESSNARR
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WWE's latest fan survey asks how much you want each of this list of things to be on the Network

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKMfeODUQAAiFOX?format=jpg&name=large


Please do not do "WWE's version of Game of Thrones."
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Man Vince really still wants that Shane/Stephanie incest angle doesn't he?
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Jakyl25 posted...

WWE's latest fan survey asks how much you want each of this list of things to be on the Network

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKMfeODUQAAiFOX?format=jpg&name=large


Please do not do "WWE's version of Game of Thrones."

WWE Game of Thrones sounds amazing so...

Anyway, Ring of Honor caught my attention as bizarre until I saw TNA. WTF?
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They usually toss those in these surveys. NJPW is in there too.

They just want to see if there's SO much interest in those companies that they might be worth buying.
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So basically that's your best chance of ever getting the Broken Universe

Demand TNA on the Network in such numbers that it makes sense for them to buy the company, with the creative licenses coming along for the ride.
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They can't even write wrestling dramas right. They can't be expected to write a Game of Thrones style drama. Lol
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Well, Vince actually watches Game of Thrones, so maybe it would be somewhat faithful! We already have a Kingslayer, just gotta cast 50 other parts now.
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Going by those, it feels like they really could casually buy out all the top non-wwe promotions overnight.

The world is at vince's mercy woops
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Anyone have an idea of how much every promotion costs? We should do the math and see if WWE can swing that.
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Jakyl25 posted...

They usually toss those in these surveys. NJPW is in there too.

They just want to see if there's SO much interest in those companies that they might be worth buying.

See, the smart thing to do would be to buy all the good foreign promotions, but leave TNA intact just so you have a really shitty competitor that makes you look even better
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

They can't even write wrestling dramas right. They can't be expected to write a Game of Thrones style drama. Lol

It wouldn't have to be good. In fact, I wouldn't want it to be.
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I mean, if it's just from the creators of "Southpaw" and "Fashion Peaks", that's fine. Give them a bit of a budget and let them run.
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And they employ somebody who was able to craft a more intriguing brother vs brother drama with Bret/Owen than Jamie/Tyrion has been.
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$70m for NJPW

Who says no? WWE or NJPW
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New Japan says no for sure.
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New Japan doesn't say no.

New Japan laughs and immediately hangs up the phone.
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Aaron Hernandez had the most advanced CTE ever found in someone his age

I think we're in for a very traumatic next few decades
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I feel Football is probably generally worse than all but the most stupid garbage wrestling on the concussion end, as even with the protective gear you're taking a lot worse "bumps" and I feel like wrestling's worst in the US has probably settled in that regard.

Guess we'll see though. I mean if you're a football fan yeah probably gonna be traumatic either way-- kinda think the worst of wrestling is behind us though.
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WWE wrestlers in particular bump a LOT though
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Corbin was right. Earned that heat for the truth.
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At some point, these companies need to let their performs know that they are participating at their own risk and they are paid that heavily to account for those risks. Like with Oil rig workers.

I played football for a very long time and if you don't know those risks going in then there is another problem.
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Were you aware of the risk that you could develop dementia by your late 20s?
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The GFW Amped shows taped in 2015 but which never found a TV deal are being aired monthly as cheap PPVs.

BUT they have new commentary presenting it as modern

Which forces them to flat out lie in situations like this...
https://twitter.com/maffewgregg/status/910946069567148032
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https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/911062285967224832

wait what

I never knew this
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I think they actually talked about that on a WWE special at some point.
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It's awesome because they botch and it's like, harder to call than Bret/Luger was where they actually tried to land at the same time
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https://twitter.com/CryingJordan/status/910671099041583105

memes literally a jeopardy category
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eaedwards6400 posted...

At some point, these companies need to let their performs know that they are participating at their own risk and they are paid that heavily to account for those risks. Like with Oil rig workers.

I played football for a very long time and if you don't know those risks going in then there is another problem.

You also STARTED playing when you were like 9 and had no way of knowing the risks.

Even when I quit it was over injuries to my knees not potential head trauma
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looking at that list of wwe network features, do casual fans/subscribers (if such a thing exists) get that poll? I want the casuals to all choose gorilla cam, hoping there'd be a real gorilla
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With creative giving jinder the ok to go full racist on nakamura

Wonder what the less subtle writers on raw will write for asuka's opponents.
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"You only have fans because they make body pillows that look like you that fat neckbeards can jerk off into."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kx6-NzLpf0
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Asuka is fucked.

She's full nerd asian that has a past of dancing in schoolgirl outfits, Dunn and Vince appear to still hate east asians in general. She's thicker than Mickie James who got the full fat shaming treatment and her english is in that zone where any opponent can be condescending with main roster writing.
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That said, she has a certain Paul Levesque backing her, and I think after he watched his pride and joy little baby Finny flop on RAW, he's going to protect her with every D and every X he can muster.
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Triple H's blessing means nothing, hello Cruiserweights.

He didn't really go to bat for AJ, Joe and Braun and those guys have been pretty much the best acts this year.

His only real success has been Kevin Owens. He's also too busy trying to court Ronda to care about the old cool toy.
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http://68.media.tumblr.com/6da6f9634ccbc6fe9473537cab032a25/tumblr_owjz10xOB61u1ljrzo1_500.gif

How can you not love Rusev?
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voltch posted...

e didn't really go to bat for AJ, Joe and Braun and those guys have been pretty much the best acts this

I don't know how you can say that three of the top guys aren't successful.
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He's not. He's saying they were the most successful on the roster in spite of not really having Triple H's full shilling power behind them.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

voltch posted...

e didn't really go to bat for AJ, Joe and Braun and those guys have been pretty much the best acts this

I don't know how you can say that three of the top guys aren't successful.

Hes saying that they dont owe their success to Triple H.
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Those 3 guys aren't triple h guys

They got successful thanks to Jericho, heyman and Vince.

The triple h sponsored projects like balor and bayley, the fuck have they done?
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So... it's irrelevant then? Some people do owe success to Trips, some don't.
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Congratulations you read the first sentence of his post.
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So who does Nakamura owe for beating Cena and Orton one month apart? CFO$? His personal violinist?
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SmartMuffin posted...

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/911062285967224832

wait what

I never knew this

That's partially why Vince tore both his quads on the way out there. He had been sitting in gorilla for the whole night and got up and rushed out in a huff
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Lopen posted...

Congratulations you read the first sentence of his post.

Congratulations on being a dick for no reason. My response was to Ed, not Voltch. But good job on your flawed assumption.
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No need to congratulate me I'm pretty much a pro at it at this point.
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Also I was referring to the first sentence in voltch's original post, which is what started this conversation to begin with.
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