Current Events > These stupid fucking reporters are telling us not to go into Irma

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Deadpool_18
09/10/17 6:23:49 PM
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While they're being hit with fucking debris as they dick around in the same hurricane they're telling us not to fuck with. You stupid bastards. You deserve every bit of nature's wrath.
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Patty_Fleur
09/10/17 6:24:52 PM
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What the hell is wrong with you TC? They are just reporting.
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ssj3vegeta2
09/10/17 6:26:06 PM
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ChrisHanson24
09/10/17 6:26:06 PM
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how the hell are the reporters still standing up when trees aren't?
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__aCEr__
09/10/17 6:26:24 PM
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How am I gonna know how bad a storm is if I don't see a person struggling to stand up telling me it's really windy?
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pinky0926
09/10/17 6:28:13 PM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
how the hell are the reporters still standing up when trees aren't?


Drive down the road. Put your hand out the window in a straight "karate chop" pose so that it cuts through the air. Now twist your hand so that your palm is facing towards the direction you're driving.

Trees are like sailboats. They catch all of that wind and the energy has to go somewhere. People are quite aerodynamic.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/10/17 6:28:26 PM
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I want to see reporters rolling down the street like a tumble weed.
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Deadpool_18
09/10/17 6:30:11 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
What the hell is wrong with you TC? They are just reporting.


Dude shut up. Some idiot reporter was telling us not to go windsurfing like one dude on the beach and she was promptly hit with a piece of plywood. Mabe now she'll learn her fucking lesson. Dumbasses.
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Deadpool_18
09/10/17 6:31:31 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
TC showing he's a shitty person for the 354th time lol


You so far worse on a daily basis so I'll take your uneducated opinion with a grain of salt all day.
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SubtletyRefuge
09/10/17 6:46:40 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
TC showing he's a shitty person for the 354th time lol

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SGT_Conti
09/10/17 6:49:04 PM
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I don't know why TC always seems to be so upset all the time
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giantblimpN7
09/10/17 6:50:52 PM
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SGT_Conti posted...
I don't know why TC always seems to be so upset all the time

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Dustin1280
09/10/17 6:51:24 PM
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SGT_Conti posted...
I don't know why TC always seems to be so upset all the time

giantblimpN7 posted...
SGT_Conti posted...
I don't know why TC always seems to be so upset all the time


Maybe he hates life?
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Looked gf
09/10/17 6:52:07 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo
09/10/17 6:52:41 PM
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CNN rules for live hurricane coverage:
Cat 1: Chris Cuomo
Cat 2: Anderson Cooper
Cat 3: Bill Weir
Cat 4: Interns
Cat 5: Send us your video!

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Deadpool_18
09/10/17 7:08:40 PM
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Y'all hush. These fucks are lucky they made it this far in life. Fucking coddlers, you are.
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Vyrulisse
09/10/17 7:09:37 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Y'all hush. These fucks are lucky they made it this far in life. Fucking coddlers, you are.

"If you go into this you will die."
"I'm going to stand in the middle of the street while debris is flying around me and at me."

Reporters are literally Darwin Award eligible.
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PiOverlord
09/10/17 10:15:43 PM
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Do as I say, not as I do.
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RebelElite791
09/10/17 10:17:40 PM
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"Fake news cowardly media won't go into high winds MAGA cucks derp derp derp"




"Stupid media going into high winds hope they die derp derp derp"
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Zikten
09/10/17 10:25:49 PM
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I just wish these dumb storms would stop. the news is obsessed with them. maybe i want to see other things? I live thousands of miles from the storms. not everyone lives in texas and florida
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RebelElite791
09/10/17 10:30:30 PM
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Zikten posted...
I just wish these dumb storms would stop. the news is obsessed with them. maybe i want to see other things? I live thousands of miles from the storms. not everyone lives in texas and florida

So watch local news instead of national news you fucking child.
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haloiscoolisbak
09/10/17 10:31:36 PM
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It's because journalists have this weird opinion of themself. They think they're Heroes for what they do
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Vyrulisse
09/10/17 11:44:01 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
"Fake news cowardly media won't go into high winds MAGA cucks derp derp derp"




"Stupid media going into high winds hope they die derp derp derp"

Fucking lul. Calm down fella.
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Deadpool_18
09/10/17 11:45:33 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Y'all hush. These fucks are lucky they made it this far in life. Fucking coddlers, you are.

"If you go into this you will die."
"I'm going to stand in the middle of the street while debris is flying around me and at me."

Reporters are literally Darwin Award eligible.


Exactly. They're a bunch of stupid shits that deserve the hell they choose to stand in.

haloiscoolisbak posted...
It's because journalists have this weird opinion of themself. They think they're Heroes for what they do


Wish I could tell them in person that they're just stupid dicks.
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Deadpool_18
09/10/17 11:46:09 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
"Fake news cowardly media won't go into high winds MAGA cucks derp derp derp"




"Stupid media going into high winds hope they die derp derp derp"

Fucking lul. Calm down fella.


It's Rebel. Sometimes he invents scenarios that didn't exist in the first place.
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Action53
09/10/17 11:48:01 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Zikten posted...
I just wish these dumb storms would stop. the news is obsessed with them. maybe i want to see other things? I live thousands of miles from the storms. not everyone lives in texas and florida

So watch local news instead of national news you fucking child.

#getrekt
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RebelElite791
09/11/17 12:14:32 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
"Fake news cowardly media won't go into high winds MAGA cucks derp derp derp"




"Stupid media going into high winds hope they die derp derp derp"

Fucking lul. Calm down fella.


It's Rebel. Sometimes he invents scenarios that didn't exist in the first place.


Hey remember when someone made a joke that you didnt get the other day, and I pointed it out and you flew off the handle about it. Good times
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Deadpool_18
09/11/17 12:15:26 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
"Fake news cowardly media won't go into high winds MAGA cucks derp derp derp"




"Stupid media going into high winds hope they die derp derp derp"

Fucking lul. Calm down fella.


It's Rebel. Sometimes he invents scenarios that didn't exist in the first place.


Hey remember when someone made a joke that you didnt get the other day, and I pointed it out and you flew off the handle about it. Good times


I literally admitted that it went over my head, lol. Change your tampon.
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RebelElite791
09/11/17 12:16:13 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
"Fake news cowardly media won't go into high winds MAGA cucks derp derp derp"




"Stupid media going into high winds hope they die derp derp derp"

Fucking lul. Calm down fella.


It's Rebel. Sometimes he invents scenarios that didn't exist in the first place.


Hey remember when someone made a joke that you didnt get the other day, and I pointed it out and you flew off the handle about it. Good times


I literally admitted that it went over my head, lol. Change your tampon.

After someone else pointed it out. But you have such a rage-boner for me that you took it personally lol
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UnholyMudcrab
09/11/17 12:16:21 AM
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Deadpool_18
09/11/17 12:17:24 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
"Fake news cowardly media won't go into high winds MAGA cucks derp derp derp"




"Stupid media going into high winds hope they die derp derp derp"

Fucking lul. Calm down fella.


It's Rebel. Sometimes he invents scenarios that didn't exist in the first place.


Hey remember when someone made a joke that you didnt get the other day, and I pointed it out and you flew off the handle about it. Good times


I literally admitted that it went over my head, lol. Change your tampon.

After someone else pointed it out. But you have such a rage-boner for me that you took it personally lol


Oh don't flatter yourself. You ran out of steam a while ago.
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Zikten
09/11/17 12:20:55 AM
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I wonder why Rebel is so angry
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RebelElite791
09/11/17 12:22:20 AM
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Zikten posted...
I wonder why Rebel is so angry

I wonder where you got anger from those two sentences.

Shouldnt you be busy defending neoNazis or something
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Deadpool_18
09/11/17 12:23:00 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Zikten posted...
I wonder why Rebel is so angry

I wonder where you got anger from those two sentences.

Shouldnt you be busy defending neoNazis or something


You seem pretty tightly wound. More so than usual.
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Zikten
09/11/17 12:25:33 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
I wonder where you got anger from those two sentences.

people don't usually say fucking child while calm
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