Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

Drop the class ASAP
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'd say get the most expensive one you can find.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Just cover it up with newspaper.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

And every year feels shorter. You might as well already check into a nursing home to beat the crowd.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I think it's a type of dolphin.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

KlRBEH posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I got angry because it felt like I was on hold for customer service.

You should keep listening past the 30 second mark lol

I did.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Hit em both with a rake for jumping up on the couch.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I got angry because it felt like I was on hold for customer service.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah they start to get all friggity fucked on you. It's the way of things. Time to just start packing her things and leave them on the porch for her by the time she gets back.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Quitter. They're going to have to drag me outta here kicking and screaming before I retire.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Well pretty soon there's only going to be 18 registered voters there. With all the shootings everyone else is going to be dead or a felon.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Help me god damnit!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Da_Doge_Catcher posted...

I got my eye on her. Got my net ready.

Fuck the net, you need to get yourself a rake!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Got a metal rod drilled through my leg in the hospital once. It was fun, I was awake to watch it happen.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

*grabs rake*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I wonder how old is too old to listen to rap/hip hop. I just know i'm gonna drive by some 80 year old guy one day rattling down the street listening to snoop diggity dogg.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'm kinda outta the loop as far as whats worth a fuck nowadays. I've had a Yamaha home theater system for the past 6 or 7 years that' starting to crap out on me.

Keep in mind, I want something LOUD and I want the bass to cause your bowels to release.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Intercepted!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It's not because they care, I promise.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'm in an airplane.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Post song and i'll tell you.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It's always best to donate all your money to me. Makes you feel good inside.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I don't want to enlighten you because i'm care free so I don't give a shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It doesn't take Rocket Appliances to work an ATM machine. Either way it's just water under the fridge.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I would say New Hampshire but they have prisons so they kinda fucked up there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CableZL posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Century Link is a s*** hole of a company.

Agreed. I have so many memories of horrible handling of outages from them. Like... There was a customer who was down and they needed to dispatch. They scheduled the dispatch for October of 2017 instead of October of 2016. I called repeatedly to verify that someone was going to be coming out on time the next day and was told everything was fine. It wasn't until the time they were supposed to be there that someone at CenturyLink realized the dispatch was scheduled for a year out.

Yeah i've never once had an intelligent conversation with anyone at Century Link. I've had to call in A LOT too for work, and when it was the only thing I could get at home.

I think their training consists of "this is a mouse, and this is a keyboard... WELL good luck!".
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CableZL posted...

Just remembered that our VoIP provider inadvertently sent us the circuit information. I just called CenturyLink direclty and got all the info I needed.

Now I don't have to stay up all night.

Century Link is a shit hole of a company.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I can't say too much without getting modded, so i'm just going to kick a hole in the next posters wall.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ArchiePeck posted...

REMercsChamp posted...

I don't get it - aren't you guys tired?

Sometimes, but I also have this remarkable thing called discipline.

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You know what I think? I think TC is playing a sick twisted game with us. I think TC is a desk lamp.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Hispanic.

Oh and I just remember if that was you from that little dance video you did, I would say Hispanic.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

FF_Redux posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Remakes never work out. Friendly reminder.

1. It's not a remake.
2. It's an adaption of the book.
3. Miniseries is a joke adaption.

Adaptation my ass. Don't try to church it up... Here's the original people need.


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Questionmarktarius posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

So Scottish people are really british?

Actually, yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain

And people from Northern Ireland aren't from Ireland? They're from the UK? This is so fucked up, i'm undoing what I learned here today.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Remakes never work out. Friendly reminder.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Parappa09 posted...

england = country. you are english if you are born here

britain is formed of three countries: england, scotland and wales. you are 'british' if you're born in any of those countries

UK is formed of four countries: england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. the UK is a sovereign nation, e.g. our passports say that we are from the UK regardless of individual country of birth. so UK supersedes all of the above

So Scottish people are really british?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You're welcome? The only thing I would have thanked you for is if that big chick on the left would have shattered that stool and started crying.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

If I knew what you were talking about I would slap the shit out of you.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Shotgunnova posted...

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Mods, size him

He's 1.5 hobbits tall.

It only looks that way because you have one shoe on.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MasterGakke posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What was in it?

Vodka, tracksuits, and crazy driver dashcam videos.

I'll take 8.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What was in it?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

My last 4 minutes working in customer service was some lady asking to speak to my soup. So I went in the back and heated up a bowl of chicken noodle. She wasn't ok with it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Never been myself otherwise it would be a priority.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I hope so.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I hope a random homeless person circled it for 10 minutes and took a liquidity shit in the already gooey center so as not to be noticed until first bite. Then others gather around it to taste for themselves and your whole living room turns into a puke factory. That's what I hope.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

He is so dumbass sometimes reckon he is I do.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Questionmarktarius posted...

Bat178 posted...

It's a drill. They didn't actually fire missiles at North Korea.

US-SK drills have been a thing since roughly 1953. This is nothing new.

Reminds of of the weekly articles that get posted on MSM where "Russian jet buzzes US airspace". Anyone with a brain knows it's been going on for years
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Lonestar2000 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

um how big is your throbbing hard drive?

Total space of all drives is about 30TB.

You have at least 99 problems but storage isn't one of them.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'm ok with all choices.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

SHADOW0106 posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

No.

Not because I think it's a bad idea, but because peace and harmony are boring.

There is still @Johnny_Nutcase

I won't let anyone hurt The Doge unless it's me doin the hurtin. That's the best I can do for ya.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson