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mortimerjames
09/10/17 2:02:53 AM
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He said he made man out of sand, shop he was clearly taking about atoms and electrons and quarks.

Wow and people think it's just a fairy tale or something.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/10/17 2:03:28 AM
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God didn't tell me SHIT!
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DocileOrangeCup
09/10/17 2:03:49 AM
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mortimerjames
09/10/17 2:05:45 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
God didn't tell me SHIT!

Read the Bible
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SkittyOnWailord
09/10/17 2:07:08 AM
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God is omnipresent. That means he's always everywhere. Why is God in my pants?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/10/17 2:07:09 AM
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This one time when I was asleep god carved penises and vaginas into my face with I think probably a knife and later I was all "wtf r u serious not again"
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DreadedWave
09/10/17 2:14:22 AM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
Why is God in my pants?

"You know why" - God
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OctilIery
09/10/17 2:16:24 AM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
God is omnipresent. That means he's always everywhere. Why is God in my pants?

He's lamenting over his failure.
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