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So are we rooting for a giant meteor or a massive earthquake?

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on one team we have a dad that sexually abused his son on camera forcing his son to kiss him while he was getting a massage

on the other we have a wife and child beater and a coach that neglected his fatherly duties and ended up making his son a piece of shit

hard choice

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The Penn State superbowl memes are the funniest thing to come out of this week. Love how sad that school is

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I cannot live in a world where Brady has more rings than Jordan so ya go my chiefs

here's my predix

Mahomes
31/35
5 TDs
467 yards

Brady
35/67
4 TDs
1 pick 6 and 1 fumble recovered for TD
530 yards

Chiefs win 52-38

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Rooting for the Chiefs, because it'd be kind of funny if the first team to make a Super Bowl in their home stadium lost.

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GranzonEx posted...

here's my predix

If you actually feel confident in that, get to betting. The over/under for individual and total odds is so far under that you can make a killing

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GranzonEx posted...

here's my predix

Mahomes
31/35
5 TDs
467 yards

Brady
35/67
4 TDs
1 pick 6 and 1 fumble recovered for TD
530 yards

Chiefs win 52-38

Lmfao in what world is tom brady throwing 67 pass attempts

GranzonEx posted...

on one team we have a dad that sexually abused his son on camera forcing his son to kiss him while he was getting a massage

on the other we have a wife and child beater and a coach that neglected his fatherly duties and ended up making his son a piece of shit

hard choice

To derail the topic just a bit, is there something I missed with his son's drunk driving that paints Reid in this kind of light that he was neglectful (in terms of actual confirmed news) or is that just an assumption? Cause if it's just assumption, I would posit that it's not always a parent's fault if their kid turns out crappy. Eventually those kids become adults and have the freedom to make their own choices.
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GameStonk posted...

Lmfao in what world is tom brady throwing 67 pass attempts

Yeah my last post was in the hopes he would believe it and lose a ton of money. 67 pass attempts is pretty much a 100% pass to run ratio lol

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I kind of have to root for the Chiefs. My sister lives in Kansas City and her and her husband are huge Chiefs fans.

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Aecioo posted...

If you actually feel confident in that, get to betting. The over/under for individual and total odds is so far under that you can make a killing

not too confident but it's my general feel for how Brady performs when against good teams, and Mahomes is pretty much unstoppable given most of the Buc's secondary is injured

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Chiefs 35
Bucs 21

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prayers for tyreek hill to run into the bucs sideline right as a meteor hits and rest of the chiefs win

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Should Mahomes prevail give him the Nobel Peace Prize alongside the Super Bowl MVP trophy, it's not fair that he should bear the burden of saving this league and this nation, but it is the hand he was dealt.

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Eagles expected to trade Carson Wentz within the next week

I'm guessing Indy is the most likely destination

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LeonhartFour posted...

Eagles expected to trade Carson Wentz within the next week

I'm guessing Indy is the most likely destination

Lotta talk regarding Chicago too

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chicago would be hilarious

unless he becomes good again then it would not be as hilarious

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Apparently Eagles are asking for a Stafford like package. Do not want Wentz at that price. Have too many other issues to deal with. Though if it convinces Robinson to sign long term then...maybe.

The Eagles are the team that might have to give away a pick to trade Wentz. His contract is the problem, just like Goff.

I feel like Reich would want him because Wentz was most successful when he was OC at Philly. Reuniting him with Foles would be hilarious though.

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Emeraldegg posted...

To derail the topic just a bit, is there something I missed with his son's drunk driving that paints Reid in this kind of light that he was neglectful (in terms of actual confirmed news) or is that just an assumption? Cause if it's just assumption, I would posit that it's not always a parent's fault if their kid turns out crappy. Eventually those kids become adults and have the freedom to make their own choices.

This son and another have spent time in prison. That other son later died of drug overdose. Sure it could be just unlucky, but it's unusual for multiple kids from a stable family to have these kinds of problems in adulthood.

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Rooting for Tom Brady but I think the Chiefs win

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I think the better oline dline wr core rb core and lb core wins.

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go my Tom Brady

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DoomTheGyarados posted...

I think the better oline dline wr core rb core and lb core wins.

wow who would've guessed

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I cant see Mahomes losing this, he would have to get injured in the first quarter for KC to lose this.

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LeonhartFour posted...

wow who would've guessed

Hey I made the finals of the pick em league. I may know what I am talking about.

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nah it's fine, I don't really care about your "picking" accuracy, you're just doing the same thing everyone who's trying to talk themselves into the Bucs winning is doing

"KC's O-Line is too beat up, the Bucs are secretly just as talented as the Chiefs!" this is what I've been hearing on my sports podcasts all week

the Chiefs have the top three most talented players in this game and Mahomes is a cheat code that negates all your advantages anyway, it's like playing the Durant era Warriors

the Bucs can win but they basically have to play an A game to do so, while the Chiefs can do what they did in the Super Bowl last year and still win by 10

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Didn't you think the bucs would be out 3 weeks ago tbf

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nah I didn't have them losing to Taylor Heinicke although he did better than I expected

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I counted the bye <.<

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The future goat Justin Herbert wins OROY

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Brady threw 3 picks against the Packers if that was Mahomes and the wife beater that would have been 21 points

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I wanted the Saints to win because that's my wife's team, but I'm also never rooting for Brady to win, although it's not really because of him. I've always low-key liked him. It's more because the media slurps him every time he wins, even when he nearly loses them the game instead of winning it.

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like nobody remembers Brady throwing a pick 6 against the Falcons but the guy is not as reliable as you think in the big moments

he has never scored a touchdown in the first quarter of 9 SBs, you think Mahomes can be shut down for a quarter when the Bucs don't have Belichick?

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xp1337 posted...

Should Mahomes prevail give him the Nobel Peace Prize alongside the Super Bowl MVP trophy, it's not fair that he should bear the burden of saving this league and this nation, but it is the hand he was dealt.

dapped

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Leonhart4 posted...

I feel like Reich would want him because Wentz was most successful when he was OC at Philly. Reuniting him with Foles would be hilarious though.

No, no. CHI sends Foles back to Philly as part of the deal

Then mid-season when Wentz isn't working they beg for Foles back, return some of what they got in the process, and Foles carries the Bears to the promised land of a divisional round loss to the Packers or some shit

Charles Woodson and Calvin Johnson elected to the Hall of Fame

probably the last nice thing that'll happen to the Lions for a while

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ya go my Woodson

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Apparently right now it's looking like the Bears offer is a 1st, Foles, and Cohen for Wentz. I'd...be okay with that.

imagine if the Bears don't offer Foles and keeps him for training camp and he beats out Carson Toiletpaper for the starting job

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LeonhartFour posted...

I wanted the Saints to win because that's my wife's team, but I'm also never rooting for Brady to win, although it's not really because of him. I've always low-key liked him. It's more because the media slurps him every time he wins, even when he nearly loses them the game instead of winning it.

Fair enough. I just want David to finally get the credit he deserves as a top 3 linebacker tbh

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Rodgers wins MVP

Peyton Manning headlines the Hall of Fame class of 2021

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You mean Tom Flores (the ad campaign worked huh)

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Unfortunately, Russell Wilson can't say the same.

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38-26, Bucs (for my super bowl square to win)

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Alright so I've flip flopped for the entirety of these two weeks deciding which of the literal two worst options in the entire league to win the super bowl I'd prefer, and assuming we don't get the giant meteor, I slightly favour the Chiefs in a "this will make me slightly less annoyed and also give me a chance to shit on my Brady loving former Pats fan traitor friend" way.

What I'm saying in all this is that this is now a lock for the Bucs because I've cheered for their opponent for the last 19+ weeks and have mostly been wrong.

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your friend will be enjoying football for a few more years as a Brady fan, and then switch to a Mahomes fan

you're just getting started on the Mahomes bandwagon before he does, because don't expect the Pats to get into the playoffs or even get past the divisional round as long as Belichick is the GM

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h.e.r.?

edit: this was an arrested development reference

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Wow two punts already

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