Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-68: Beginning of the end

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UCAnniversary Results for 9/25/17

ZSig 8 - and STILL Undisputed B8UCA Heavyweight Champion of the World!
Tom 7

Tom brought everything he had, but ZSig hit the better shot when all was said and done.
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Emerald/eaed 5
Strife/Apollo 10 - and NEW B8UCA Tag Team Champions!

The Kingdom proved that seeing the future did nothing to help Time Egg from our wrath.
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XIII 10 - and STILL B8UCA Lightweight Champion!
Solio 4

XIII wanted to make sure Solio understood that greatness is reserved for on.
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Sir Chris is the NEW B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION!

The Cult of Chris returned in full force. He managed to take down the greatest MM Champion in UCA history.
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Stifled is the NEW B8UCA Master of Taybles!

Stifled has a habit of taking opportunities and running with them. First the LW Open Challenge, now the Lockbox Chase pays dividends.
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CPU 5
david 8

Dressing as an eagle didn't stop David from finishing his beef with CPU in the driver's seat.
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NPC Alumni Battle Royal result still pending

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Aha. I see what you all voted for. I get it.

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You all are voting for XIII to continue representing LWs, and you all want me to move on to the HW picture! Why, of course! I agree! I am the greatest champion of all time after all. I shouldn't be held down by some LW belt! UCAnniversary truly has become the show where I beat XIII over and over and over again.

Thank you all for voting for me. I promise that I will continue to put on great performances in the UCA, and as we close these doors, I will continue to be the greatest champion of all time.

See you all on Ruin.
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I am the greatest champion of all time and the greatest UCAer of all time. Solio thought he could step to me and dispute that...but now I have defeated Solio after the userbase opted to vote for my truth over his lies!

Now I look forward to my next challenger for this most prestigious championship!
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But coming soon should be the Bound For Whiskey series and I also want to be considered for that!

I sign!
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Luchador Potter wins "npc" battle royal
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Last month, the Kingdom talked trash about hanging on to the Undisputed Championship. This month, they talked more trash about claiming the title back for themselves. Last night at the final UCAnniversary, the second chapter was the same as the first, Zero Signal is still your Undisputed Champion!

Tom Bombadil put up a good fight like I expected him to; our fight reminded me of all the brawls that the OGs had back in 2009, but nothing has changed over the years. When my body was used with the mind and soul of the Broken Raven, I was still the better man, and 24 hours ago, nothing has changed. You can call yourselves The Kingdom all you want until the doors close forever at Epopmania X, but you're still missing the throne, and the throne will always belong to Zero Signal.
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Now that I hold this mayhem title you will see just what type of havoc I can get up to.
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Zero...

The Kingdom...and more importantly, the King is atop the tag team mountaintop. I am pleased, the UCA's greatest hopes are holding gold again, as the Gods have deemed the correct order of things to be.

But your outburst...

Zero, you are an impressive Undisputed Champion, no doubt. To defeat two elite Kingdom warriors, hand-picked by myself and the divine rulers above to rule over the UCA alongside me...that is no fluke, and your lengthy UCA resume further backs up your credentials.

But, in your best interest...do not provoke The Eternal King of the Board. Strife and Tom are champion-caliber, Kingdom-caliber...but I am Forever-caliber.

Now, I'd like to focus on running this show in the tag team division with my trusted confidant and resident monster Strife, so we can bring back the royal shine the titles lost while other, peasant shoulders carried them.

....but The King and The Kingdom are always watching. Freedom of Promo Speech is a right we vow to protect here in the Kingdom....but Freedom from Promo Consequences...that I can't guarantee you, champ.

#FTK

Long Will We Reign
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I was hesitant of the idea at first, but as my match wore on, I felt something inside of me. Could it have been the power of the Soaring Eagle calling out to me? Or maybe the Chinese I ate the night before? Who knows.

I'd like to think, though, that I was chosen to wear this suit for a reason. Maybe I'm destined to be the Soaring Eagle, to be the hero the UCA deserves at it's current point.

Maybe I need to start acting like the Eagle, being the Eagle. Of course, I wasn't around when the Soaring Eagle first flew, and therefore know absolutely nothing about it, but that seems like an unnecessary, not important detail.

Yeah, that's right. This is my calling right now. This is who I need to be. The Soaring Eagle of the UCA.

Beware evildoers! For the Soaring Eagle is here, and he's ready to suplex you, for justice!
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XIII_rocks posted...

I am the greatest champion of all time and the greatest UCAer of all time. Solio thought he could step to me and dispute that...but now I have defeated Solio after the userbase opted to vote for my truth over his lies!

Now I look forward to my next challenger for this most prestigious championship!

Oh no, XIII, you must be mistaken! You are not the greatest champion of all time! I am the greatest champion of all time! Why else would the UCA have voted for you to stay in the LW division and for me to move on to the HW division? You simply don't make any sense!

I guess this is just another one of your tricks, huh? Next thing I know, you'll be telling us all how you tricked us into believing you are the greatest champion of all time. But you don't have anyone fooled! Everyone knows that I am the greatest champion of all time!
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Well damn. It was a good run emerald!
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75817859

WHO IS RUIN? TOM IS RUIN! HOW CAN THIS BE
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Eaed!

You did great work with emerald but let's not forget your true team, your original team...Future Rocks!

Let's team again and help you get revenge!

Emerald
ZSig/david
LostEd
Stifled
Tom
Wigs
Luster
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XIII_rocks posted...

Eaed!

You did great work with emerald but let's not forget your true team, your original team...Future Rocks!

Let's team again and help you get revenge!

Emerald
ZSig/david
LostEd
Stifled
Tom
Wigs
Luster

Let's do this! However, your vote should probably go on Ruin!
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lower case title results:

DP - 7
Emerald - 5

Strife/Apollo - 3
Zsig/david - 8

LostEd - 11
JEd - 1

Chris - 4
Stifled - 7

Tom - 7
Solio - 5

Wigs - 8
Stevie - 4

Luster - 8
Metal Sonic - 4
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I'm sorry emerald buddy you put up a good fight!
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Lol considering I went down 7-0 at one point I'm happy to have made it that close >.>
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So we're right back to DP vs. ZSig.

Clearly the two top contenders in the division at this moment
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XIII_rocks posted...

So we're right back to DP vs. ZSig.

Clearly the two top contenders in the division at this moment

At least ones not involved with the tag team titles..
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Exactly!
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So last night on Ruin, the UCA hat trick was complete as I, Zero Signal, walked into the ring and whipped the asses of the other members of the Kingdom just days after doing the same to Tom Bombadil, forever closing the book with the statement that the throne still belongs to Zero Signal... The End.

But when one story is finished, another one begins, or in this case, it resurfaces. Next month, The CamPAIN Trail is upon us, and the headliner is yours truly, Zero Signal, the Undisputed Champion vs......... DpOblivion.

Dp and I go back, we go waaaaaaaay back into the archives of UCA history. It was his efforts that convinced me to return in 2012 as a member of the new Team ExTha, and though me and him came up short in a tag title match at EpopMania IV, sometimes it's about the journey instead of the destination.

Next thing we know, it's Dp vs. Zero Signal in an Iron Man match, Dp vs. Zero Signal vs. four other scalawags in an Elimination Chamber match, Dp vs. Zero Signal in a boot polish drinking match, Dp vs. Zero Signal in a second Iron Man match, Dp vs. Zero in a cage match, and finally, MOST importantly, our main event earlier this year at Epopmania IX. Sure, I was The Broken Raven during that time, but the body of Zero Signal was still alive and well for that match, as Dp and I kicked each other's asses all over God's green earth!

DpOblivion was the better man that evening, but the biggest difference between then and now is, I'm no longer The Broken Raven. I am once again in both mind and body Zero Signal, a man who has been on an unbelievable tear since being revived at Summer Spectacular. I beat The Broken Raven so hard that he returned into the subconscious where he belonged. I beat The Sultan so hard that he transformed into some kind of business man. I accomplished the Grand Slam by winning the MELEE Mayhem title, only to take an even bigger risk by dropping it so I could topple the entire Kingdom on my way to becoming a six-time heavyweight champion.

The only message I can give to you Dp is this: bring your A-game to the CamPAIN Trail, because I, Zero Signal, will definitely have mine waiting. People will look at our UCA history together the same way they look at Ric Flair vs. Dusty Rhodes, Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin vs. The Rock, and Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning!

At the CamPAIN Trail, everyone else will be wrestling in this ring. DpOblivion... the stratosphere will be reserved only for you and me.
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I am bound on a mission, one that has born so much fruit. One that countless people attempt to derail. A King allowed me to play His music and forgive my sins. Sins that are nearly over after a long night in wait. What would those who see into the future know about fighting for others? The same people who failed mere moments ago scheme with others seconds later. How would their former brothers feel, being left behind?

I was given new life, shown success, had it ripped away. My inclination is to wallow in misery. To bring everyone down to my level. Yet He continued to show faith. Even after I failed Him so miserably months ago, look how we rejoice now. To think all my sins would go away in such short order. My selfish goals, and now my subservient ones both met within a short month's time. Once again, what would any of you know, fighting for no one who believes in you?

So little time remains, but the Kingdom continues to stand above reproach and filthy barbarous people, the pillar atop we hold UCA firm against coming disaster. After all, we have played the song for the loyal for over a year, and will continue to do so when the final morning comes.
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The Soaring Eagle is disappointed that you left out the part where we together brought justice to the Kingdom.

What kind of example of heroism are you setting for the rest of the UCA!
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UCA Title Sheet
ZSig - No new milestones reached

XIII - In a week, can pass Scare for 3rd in all-time LW Championship days (113 v. 117)

DP - Ended title reign 1st in all-time MM Championship days (254) and singles championship days (709); 2nd in all-time overall championship days (831)
Chris - 84th MM Title Reign in UCA History (1st with belt/6th singles title reign/8th overall title reign); currently tied with ctes for 35th in all-time MM Championship days (3); in a week, can pas ZSig, JONA, and Chronic for 32nd (5, 7, 8); tied with Ytter for 26th in all-time singles championship days (155); in a week, can pass Chronic and JC for 24th (157, 159); currently 25th in all-time overall championship days (262); in a week, can pass Semi and David for 23rd (264, 267)

Eaed - Ended reign at 18th in all-time Tag Team Championship days (149) and 11th in all-time overall championship days (482)
Emerald - Ended reign tied with Scare, dragon22391, and Twilight the Fox at 44th in all-time Tag Team Championship days (42) and 46th in all-time overall championship days (127)

Strife - 104th Tag Team Title Reign in UCA History (4th with belt and 2nd with Apollo/11th overall title reign); currently 26th in all-time Tag Team Championship days (98) and 34th in all-time overall championship days (197); in a week, can pass SBP for 34th (202)
Apollo - 104th Tag Team Title Reign in UCA History (4th with belt and 2nd with Strife/11th overall title reign); currently 27th in all-time Tag Team Championship days (95) and 22nd in all-time overall championship days (282)


If you're wondering, I did not copy/paste the Kingdom entries. It's an odd coincidence they lined up so well.
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davidponte posted...

The Soaring Eagle is disappointed that you left out the part where we together brought justice to the Kingdom.

What kind of example of heroism are you setting for the rest of the UCA!

The Soaring Eagle's patriotism and presence speaks for itself! When I see it flying above the ring and around the arena, I know it doesn't need me to speak for it!

But rest assured, David and I whooped that ass on Ruin and the eagle's presence, combined with my military history, turned UCA chants into USA!
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*Throws Blue Shell at purge monster*
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It looks like it'll be Nee that I face at Epopmania for this prestigious LW title.

Let's do it! I wanted Nee at Epopmania this year so I'm ready for this clash of Hall of Famers!
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THIS WAS EXACTLY LIKE MARIO KART RESULTS:

Taybles:
Stifled - 1 (via tom)
Solio -

Maniac - 9
Stevie - 0

Jousting
Strife - 1 (Win via eddv)
Apollo - 0

Gravy - 6
Shad - 3

XIII/Eddv - 7
Boko/GTM - 2

Separate post incoming for Mario Kart madness
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To both keep the suspense and show how we got here, I have here a tally every 10 posts after post #39 (the last accurate count that was done):

Post #39: 3 0 2 2 3
Drivers 1-5 here had quite a battle! Before #39, Driver 4 (that's tom, going from left to right), pressed his A button just at the right time, while everyone else spun out. Huge lead at first, but brought back down.

Post #50: 2 0 3 4 7
You can see by post 50, driver 5 (That's david) rode a golden shroom to race out in front, but would it cost him by making him a big target?

Post #60: 0 -1 4 2 6
David is still out in front, but driver 3 (that's Emerald, me) has made up some ground, while Tom has fallen back due to an unfortunate lightning storm. Feeling under the weather, Tom?

Post #70: 0 -2 5 2 7
Not really much change, Emerald and David are pulling away from the field, but we know how this goes in mario kart. Losing is winning, good sirs!

Post #80: -2 -4 9 0 8
LOSING IS WINNING, GOOD SIRS! Emerald barely gets in front of David, and it increasingly looks like a 2 man race!

Post #90: -4 -6 5 -2 5
Aaaaand here's where things get wonky. Everyone needed a rubber umbrella to protect them from all this lightning.

Post #100: 0 -4 6 -1 6
What's this? Driver 1 has made a surge back on pace! Who is this, you ask? Why, none other than LostEd! Of course, this means driver 2 is Eaed. We're coming down the home stretch, what happens next!?

Post #110: -2 -3 3 -3 1
Non-emerald-and-david drivers still got it tough but they still managed to close the gap on emerald "hit himself with his own green shell" egg, and david "got lost in yoshi valley" ponte! It's the FINAL LAP! Can the 2 frontrunners recover in time!?

Post #120: -2 -3 3 2 1
Holy moly, Tom makes great use of his items and makes a late surge past David to get right on the tail of Emerald! However, Emerald is able to weave back and forth to keep david from drafting him, and a late star (Somehow gotten while in first place? Maybe this copy of the game is bugged) allows him to cross the finish line first!!

Your final placements:
LostEd: -2
Eaed: -3
Emerald: 3
Tom: 2
David: 1
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oh wow did I really post that in the event topic instead of here? Whoops
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Justice has failed today, UCA, but fear not, for the Soaring Eagle will stop at nothing to rid the world of crime and villainy!
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You did a great job though emerald, and congrats on being the one of the number 1 contenders!
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Amazing work Emerald

And amazing work by eddv and I! Bodes well for eaed and I's tilt at the tag titles!
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And you get those...how exactly? I know fairness is hardly your forte, but Eaed is another matter. He's not just going "give" himself things. In this climate of voter upheaval, one would assume there are others vying for opportunities. My suggestion is earn chances first, or focus on your own title.

We're all meeting the same end anyway. Make the show exciting and let other people in on the fun before rigging the shows for your benefit. Unless you think so little of yourselves that Eaed can only benefit with a popular partner like Emerald at his side. That's why he dumped you in the first place after losing your titles back to Apollo. He couldn't beat Tom otherwise. Then, he realized he couldn't beat me, even WITH Emerald there. Why would he go back to an inferior model?

I don't enjoy carousels. The spin aimlessly in place. If UCA decides you worthy of facing us, fine. We'll wait for you to prove us wrong at CamPAIN Trail. Until then, wax poetic on what you "want" to do while we actually do it.

*Flashes Tag Team title and leaves*
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You should watch your tongue, Strife. Dragging my name through the mud will not be tolerated!
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*flashes LW title and the fact that I'm literally the greatest of all time and laughs at Strife*

I want the tag titles. But we'll have to see if we can earn a shot!

Although I could just take back over Combat next week and book the match! I could. But I won't
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The usual narrative focus of UCA Rewind will be pre-empted for a rundown of CamPAIN Trail's current matchups.

Confirmed Matchups
Undisputed Championship - ZeroSignal (c) v. Tom Bombadil
Triple Threat for the MM Championship - Sir Chris (c) v. Maniac v. Emerald
LW Championship - XIII (c) v. Nee

To Be Determined
Tag Team Championships
Master of Taybles
Jesterdom

Current Bound For Whiskey Participants
1. XIII_Rocks
2. eaedwards6400
3. Tom Bombadil
4. Emeraldegg
5. davidponte
6. StifledSilence
7. TheLostEd
8. Solioxrz362
9. Eddv
10.

Two weeks until CamPAIN Trail ends. What party lines do UCA favor, and who will they vote to see fight. More news as it happens live. Do stay tuned!
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One more entrant in BFW! Come on!
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*Listens to strifes promo*

*Nods shakes head, nods again*

Well eaed is a puppet but could be worse he could be Tom
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I'm a puppet? You don't even know your own name! I'm the man around here! Some would even say that I'm a Boss! (Dr Football, Miss you!!)

And from a Boss stand point: Ruin is going to be tomorrow!
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I'll join Bound For Whiskey then. I thought I was fighting for the Undisputed Title, but I wasn't sure. Guess not. Oh well, I really didn't deserve it anyway. I need to earn my way back to the top. You know I like to do things the hard way. I'll take on nine others in a grueling tournament to get my shot.
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No DP is supposed to be challenging Not Tom
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Fine then, maybe I won't be in Bound For Whiskey then, who needs to earn shit?
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You can back out of the title shot if you want! I'm more angered at the Kingdom using their power to give Tom another shot! Lol
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I mean, I could let ZeroSignal hold the title a little while longer while I take the scenic route. That sounds more fun.

Of course, we do still need a challenger though....
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Sorry.

I was confusing last PPV with this one coming up. DP fought Emerald last week anyway.

I've been in grad school all day after a weekend away. No chance to catch my mistakes. I'll delete and repost when I get home.

Has nothing to do with storyline.
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Confirmed Matchups
Undisputed Championship - ZeroSignal (c) v. DPOblivion
Triple Threat for the MM Championship - Sir Chris (c) v. Maniac v. Emerald
LW Championship - XIII (c) v. Nee

To Be Determined
Tag Team Championships
Master of Taybles
Jesterdom

Current Bound For Whiskey Participants
1. XIII_Rocks
2. eaedwards6400
3. Tom Bombadil
4. Emeraldegg
5. davidponte
6. StifledSilence
7. TheLostEd
8. Solioxrz362
9. Eddv
10.

Two weeks until CamPAIN Trail ends. What party lines do UCA favor, and who will they vote to see fight. More news as it happens live. Do stay tuned!
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Strife, I was only joking gotta keep my fight up with the Kingdom.
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I figured as much. Still, you know me. I don't take jokes well.
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Bound for whiskey I will show the world that this Edwards is the one going to make my last name mean something in the End Of the UCA! I will win Bound For Whiskey than drink some Whiskey On The Rocks Brand Whiskey to celebrate. Than go on and beacuse the Undisputed Champion no if ands or buts!

And if i get to smack my brothers and their friends in the mouth while im at it that is just a bonus *winks ;)* see you than puppets!
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