Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-68: Beginning of the end

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I counted 11 votes for me in my match. Gotta get dat big 7 points!
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I'm also counting 7 for nick. Sorry!
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Chris vs Maniac. Where have I seen this before?!
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*Boots purge monster into a burning ring of fire*
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Yall remember rapper Solio? I do good times good times
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This morning, I, Zero Signal, woke up to discover that instead of wrestling Sir Chris at Bound for Whiskey, I'm instead wrestling DpOblivion once again. The resilient former world champion who refuses to stay down, the guy who refuses to quit, the man who is pulling a Matt Hardy late into the UCA's run because he will. not. die.

However, these are the battles that I signed up for in my return to action 2 years ago. Normally, I hate giving away spoilers, but sometimes they're pretty obvious, and deep down, Dp knows how Bound for Whiskey is going to end.

Dp is going to walk into my ring and constantly hit my fist with his head and hit my boot with his ass, as I defeat him for the fourth straight time; because while the stratosphere was made for the both of us, he will learn once again that I am forever a few steps above him.

But the spoilers say it all, and the people already have Bound for Whiskey ruined for them, because it will end once again with me walking out of my ring still the Undisputed Champion.
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That's okay, because the real story is going to be my finally climbing the mountain! Keep the belt warm, because you're next after BFW.
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75922414

combatttt
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I'm running out of ideas...oh. I got one.

*Wedges purge monster into car door and slams it shut*
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eaedwards6400 posted...

The Kingdom said I forgot to speak them during Ruin and they are correct! While the people have no been crazy about XIII and I returning as HW singles competitors there is one thing they do favor and that is us as a team. While mistakes have been made recently, XIII and I, will not allow the kingdom and TOM to keep ducking us forever! I, eaed the competitor not the GM, demand that XIII and I quit being ducked by the evil empire, I mean the Kingdom, and get our rematch against them for the UCA TAG TEAM TITLES. Why? I'll tell you why because our business is NOT finished BECAUSE the

Fu-ture Rocks!
Fu-ture Rocks!
Fu-ture Rocks!

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I apologize for my lack of insight over the past week. So little time to see the world for what it is, and seek answers on how the Kingdom should proceed. However, I have looked into UCA's future, with a question: What is the future of UCA's Tag Team division?

Once I peered into the wand of truth, it spoke to me. UCA's tag division is besieged by stagnation. Is it the fact that so many harbor selfish desires for the greatest prize? So many are clogged up in Bound for Whiskey, they fail to see the benefits I have seen. My time died prematurely. Through Fate's challenge, ZeroSignal took me out in short order. It wounded me so deeply, so tragically, I mourned that death in silence. But that was the price I paid.

If I chose to, I could be where the Soaring Eagle or the Dark Prince of Oblivion now stand: seeking final chances at singles glory. I did not become King by being a fool or a weakling. And yet, I chose wisely. I have gold that speaks to my ability as a trusted King, finally an equal, yet still serving Him. The Poll Partners were not suitable challengers.

So why do I fear no one else coming to challenge us? Are we left to face Eaed and an endless spiral of covetous partners? I find this trite and boring. We defeated you, and yet you keep begging for scraps at our doors. Your partner has his own gold. He has proven he is willing to break away from you, because he doesn't NEED you. Emerald doesn't NEED you. Soon, UCA will no longer NEED you, nor any of us.

I will let The Eternal King decide whether or not to even entertain your desperation. Your future is dying. I am shocked at how little respect you have left for yourself. You are better than this, and our Tag Division deserves more on its last legs.
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IT'S FINALLY THE WEEKEND RESULTS :(

David - 6
Nick - 6

Chris - 6
Maniac - 7

Tom - 7
Eaed - 5

DP - 6
Losted - 4

Emerald - 9
Eddv - 3

Stifled/Shad - 6
Boko/GTM - 5

Solio - 6
XIII - 6
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There's a good singles victory for me on my road back to the top. I'm really starting to feel it all coming together. There's no doubt in my mind that I will be ready to take the title at Bound for Whiskey.
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*suffers a knee injury*
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Sorry about that. I have to treat every match as if it's an Undisputed Heavyweight Title match. No holding back. I must be prepared for Bound for Whiskey. I will win the title.
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I blame the bye week
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Aha! XIII cannot beat me when the people aren't voting to hold him back!

Additionally, it seems I didn't beat him either... but that's beside the point! Greatest champion of all time! That is all.
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Yay I got points

But I'm more interested in what eaed had to say! Though I do want to taste Undisputed Gold one more time before we shut up shop, it seems unlikely at this point I will be able to win the BFW series.

And there's no title closer to my heart than the tag titles, which I have held 11 times! And it is my intention to take those titles one more time alongside eaed! I want the tag titles! And I want to simultaneously elevate the LW title, and I believe this pursuit helps me with that!
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I did legit hurt my knee at my day Job, but i am fine. I am mad at the fact it caused me a step in my match with DP. It saddens me that i couldnt show the world that I am a master mind in the ring! However, the corperation wants me to rest but i will not rest! Will not take it easy i have a job to do and i will do it bring it on hurt knee or not i will win and i will fight!
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75929544

Eruption woo
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UCA Title Sheet
ZSig 9th longest Undisputed title reign (56 days); in a week, can pass Kora for 2nd most Undisputed Championship days (164 v. 169) and tie XIII and Solio for 7th longest Undisputed Championship reign (56 v. 63x2); will break tie with Kora for 12th in all-time singles championship days (261x2); 16th in all-time overall championship days (404)

XIII No new milestones reached

Emerald 15th in all-time MM Championship days (50); in a week, can pass Zazi, Justin Crossing, and Nick for 12th (50, 54x2, 56); 43rd in all-time singles championship days (93); in a week, can pass Warning Crazy, Strife, and ctess for 40th (93, 95, 99x2); 44th in all-time overall championship days (135); in a week, can pass Stevie for 43rd (135 v. 139)

Strife 22nd in all-time Tag Team Championship days (129); in a week, can pass FFD and SBP for 20th (129, 131, 132); in a week, can pass Scare for 29th in all-time overall championship days (228 v. 229)
Apollo 24th in all-time Tag Team Championship days (126); in a week, can pass Drak, FFD, and SBP for 21st (126, 127, 131, 132)


UCA REWIND

Updated BFW PPV Card

BFW Finals and Semifinals - Qualifiers #1-4
Undisputed Championship - ZSig (c) v. DP
MM Championship - Emerald (c) v. Maniac
LW Championship - XIII (c) v. ???
Tag Team Championships - Apollo/Strife (c) v. Stifled/Shad or Eaed/XIII

If I remember, Maniac won the Battle Royal to earn a #1 Contender's match for MM (then beat Chris). Nee was 2nd, with Luster and Wigs in 3rd. I think one of them earned a LW title opportunity from that, but please confirm that. I had a super busy week at school and internships.
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Strife2 posted...

BFW Finals and Semifinals - Qualifiers #1-4
LW Championship - XIII (c) v. ???

If i do not make the finals or semi finals I challenge 13 for the Lw championship
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RIGHT TOPIC

MY FANTASY TEAM GOT REKT TODAY RESULTS (F everything about that seahawks/texans game):

Tom - 4
David - 6

Emerald - 6
Losted - 4

Stifled - 8
Nick - 3

Eaed - 7
Eddv - 2

Zsig - 5
Maniac - 4

Strife - 8
XIII - 3

Apollo - 7
Chris - 1
Shad - 3
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RUIN is BACK:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75934831
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combat tomorrow wooo
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Results ready to go boss, just waiting on the 24 hr mark.
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You're the man, emerald!
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NOW DAVID IS GREEN...WITH ENVY! RESULTS:

David - 7
Emerald - 9

Nee - 8
Luster - 4
Wigs - 6

Chris - 7
Zsig - 10

Eaed - 10
Losted - 8

Eddv - 6
XIII - 10

Nick - 6
Solio - 11

Strife/Apollo - 9
Stifled/Shad - 8
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You're all criminals!
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That was a well attended Ruin. I will have to remember people like that time slot.
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Yay. First win!

Don't forget to update the all time bfw table when it's over btw
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XIII_rocks posted...

Yay. First win!

Don't forget to update the all time bfw table when it's over btw

I don't believe I have access to edit that you may have to give that to me.
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75939558
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eaedwards6400 posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

Yay. First win!

Don't forget to update the all time bfw table when it's over btw

I don't believe I have access to edit that you may have to give that to me.

Gave it to Strife

He can pass it on when he needs
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I'm heading home from school now. Is the all-time BFW list in the Master File? I know eaed had me link this year's to it
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Link is in the file yes

Under annual tournaments/significant events
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Ok.
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Hey
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Anyone mind getting results?
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In just a bit I will
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Thank you.
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Emerald you just posted the results in the survivor topic lol
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Emeraldegg posted...

WHAT'S THIS LIKE, 3 SHOWS IN 3 NIGHTS? RESULTS:

David - 8
Stifled - 3

Emerald - 6
Solio - 5

Strife/Apollo - 5
DP/Maniac - 7

Stifled - 3
Losted - 8

Chris - 9
Nee - 2

Tom - 6
XIII - 6

"Dante" - 5
"RL5" - 7

Eaed - 7
Nick - 4

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I am ready. I am very ready. I will beat ZeroSignal and take back the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
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wtf is wrong with me
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I can't be of help. I'm bogged down with research projects...now I fully understand why people want UCA to go away because of lack of free time. FUCK research projects and grad school and making future money and responsibility and all that grown up shit even though I'm over 30.
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That was a much needed big win.
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FINAL DAY OF BOUND FOR WHISKEY ROUND-ROBIN/ERUPTION HYPE REPORT!

The Standings

The Top 4, going into the BfW semifinals, are CURRENTLY:
--davidponte (52 pts, 100% QUALIFIED)
--emeraldegg (51 pts, 100% QUALIFIED)
--Tom (31 pts, qualifies with draw, victory, or loss with other results going his way)
--TheLostEd (28 pts, qualifies with any victory)

Outside of Top 4, but can qualify with victories + other results going their way on final day:
--Stifled (25 pts)
--Solio (25 pts)

Mathematically eliminated:
--eaed (23 pts, all matches completed)
--Nick (12 pts, all matches completed)
--XIII (11 pts, 1 match left)
--eddv (5 pts, 1 match left)

The Final Day Match-Ups are:
David vs Solio
Eddv vs TheLostEd
emerald vs Tom
Stifled vs XIII

Final Day Storylines To Watch:
--David and emerald, separated by ONE point, compete for 1st place and the chance to pick their semifinal opponent. Can the eagle of justice hold on to his slim lead, or can the upstart Melee Mayhem champion sneak past him again on the last day? Emerald needs ANY result better than David's result. David can guarantee 1st place with a victory by 5 votes or more. Both are going to the semifinals.

--4 men are fighting for 2 spots: TheLostEd, Tom, Stifled, and Solio.

--Tom can clinch his semifinals place with ANY amount of points gained against emerald, who will be looking for the best result possible to pass david. This is a match to look out for.

--TheLostEd can guarantee his place with any type of victory against his brother.

--Solio and Stifled could theoretically qualify with any victory if other results go their way (i.e. TheLostEd loses and the other guy loses), but their safest bet? Aim for a 7 point victory by blowing out their opponents (though this still will depend on other results). Stifled, on paper, looks to have a better shot at this by facing XIII while Solio faces off against current #1 david. But Solio claims to be the greatest champion in UCA history--and he might have to be to pull this one off.

Eruption Soon. Bound For Whiskey + Tag Team Title #1 contendership! HYPE
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The Soaring Eagle is hyped!
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Excellent work. Thank you. I had a couple busy of days and it made it hard to update.
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