Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-68: Beginning of the end

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You're sorely mistaken if you think justice has already prevailed. The Soaring Eagle has just begun, and I will not stop until each and every person in the BFW series pays for their crimes against humanity!

Who will face their punishment next?
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davidponte posted...

You're sorely mistaken if you think justice has already prevailed. The Soaring Eagle has just begun, and I will not stop until each and every person in the BFW series pays for their crimes against humanity!

Who will face their punishment next?

Tom, I will face David next! Though, I don't feel as if I have committed any crimes I feel that I will stop at nothing to become better in these upcoming weeks! I want to impress to fans and fight my hardess! Come Soaring Eagle, you have been challenged!
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Damnit! I want that Undisputed Championship! I want it all!

Need to start performing better!
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Dammit I forgot to count. I will definitely get the next one guys, sorry.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

davidponte posted...

You're sorely mistaken if you think justice has already prevailed. The Soaring Eagle has just begun, and I will not stop until each and every person in the BFW series pays for their crimes against humanity!

Who will face their punishment next?

I want to impress to fans and fight my hardess!

Crimes of spelling and grammar! The Soaring Eagle is coming for you!
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Not your fault, emerald! I had nothing to do at work this morning lol
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My eyes are still blurry from dialation from an eye exam. However, I can make out the score from the Poll Partners match. I laughed and I laughed, and I laughed.

*turns and hits door frame*

Ow.
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*Recovers from dilation, picks up a hammer, and breaks the door in pieces*
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UCA TITLE SHEET
ZSig 16th in all-time singles championships days (243)

XIII After tomorrow, will pass Boko for 2nd in all-time LW Championship days (126 v. 127)

Chris After tomorrow, will pass Reg for 27th in all-time MM Championship days (16 v. 17); in a week, can tie Haguile for 23rd in all-time singles championship days (168 v. 175)

Strife 25th in all-time Tag Team Championship days (111); 32nd in all-time overall championship days (210)
Apollo 26th in all-time Tag Team Championship days (108)

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Not only did I beat TheLostTVShow, which as we agree was bad, but I won by 3. And I didn't even need to vote for myself.

The greatest champion of all time. It's not just a moniker. It's the truth.
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75871874

bound for TOMBAT
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My stage of Hell with DpOblivion will take place inside a steel cage
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dun dun dun
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CLOSE MATCHES GALORE RESULTS:

Eaed - 4
David - 4

TAYBLES
Tom
Stifled - 1 (via post #17)

Emerald - 7
Nick - 2

Strife/Apollo - 5
Chronic - 4

Solio - 5
Eddv - 4

Luster - 7
Machete - 2

LostEd - 6
XIII - 2
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There are worst people to tie with! I may be closer to back than I thought.
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Bad start to the series for me.

I need to get in the gym and step it up!
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Justice has yet to lose!

However it did not prevail today. This isn't over.
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The answer I was searching for came to me after Chronic's defeat. You see, the Kingdom is a family with the crest of swords. Vigilant, perceptive, and powerful. However, we are not infallible. Stifled took control of war yet again, mere days before joining his partner in a fight against us. Will he take what we hold dear yet again?

One card warned of history. When I challenged those of wealth and power, I spoke ill of their "chemistry," only to be brought down by exuberance. They proved that all it takes is one opportunity to lay claim. One ventured in spite of odds so great and pain so cruel. Another card warned of my hubris and desire. In my attempt to live up to His vision, I didn't see what everyone else could: Fate does not favor those who speak ill of chance. I wanted so much to believe that power and fame led to riches. Not so...but I have learned that lesson many times over.

The final omen showed me that to find victory, I have to sever ties with these "Poll Partners." I know very little of Chronic. He has said nothing, done nothing, and will continue to play the fool, letting Stifled do much work as its public face. But I will not falter. An unseen foe will mean nothing if Stifled cannot stand. What makes him think he can not only take a beating with weapons, and then will himself yet again? It is possible against ONE foe, as he did with DP. But try to withstand a monster and a god? I see you as someone to eat, mind and soul. He...will dispose of you as leftover garbage in my wake.

Those unseen will remain in the dark, because Apollo and I will destroy Stifled before he has any hope of finding salvation. That is what he will deserve for tempting Fate by having two matches in one night.

It will not be easy, but our swords shall cut through vanity and keep UCA's Kingdom strong, and its laws intact. The people will side with us, and the rest will be beaten into submission.
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The Raven 2 wants a steel cage, huh? I want a Hellevator.
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davidponte posted...

Justice has yet to lose!

However it did not prevail today. This isn't over.

No justice was needed you over compensated and almost lost yourself the match!!
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The Soaring Eagle always compensates the exact amount he means to!
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Two victories. Keep 'em coming.
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I beat the Big man the greatest performer in the UCA by a huge margin!
Their will be more huge wins to come
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*Hits purge monster with a force chokeslam*
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Here is the card for the CamPAIN Trail: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75880716

Shout out to our guys who typically do results because this PPV is going to be a CamPAIN in the ass to count.
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oh god
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Since I'm handling title stuff, here's counts for those matches. It may lighten the load on Emerald, Eaed, or whoever the fuck wants to tackle those other matches. I don't envy you people.

ZSig d. DP 2-0 (4-3, 18-16) and is STILL B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World

Both were close matches, but late votes sealed the deal for ZSig to keep his title reign alive.
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Apollo/Strife - 7 - and STILL B8UCA Tag Team Champions
Stifled/Chronic - 5

I am happy to see UCA erred on the side of law and tradition, just as my fortune predicted.
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XIII - 7 - and STILL B8UCA LW Champion
Nee - 6

Despite an errant vote by Eaed (at least that's what appeared to happen), XIII did enough to fight back against the Fan Favorite. 1000 cumulative days as champion is still a hard bargain, but he might pull it off.

Chris - $1.15 - and STILL B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion
Emerald - $1.05
Maniac - $0.55

Note: Emerald was double booked in two multi-hour matches. I did the best I could in this situation to keep track, basing it on the slot in the vote form.

Chris had a lead for some time. But he played a really dangerous game. He attempted to knock Emerald out entirely, only for the streak to stop at 4. He is lucky he got a late vote to get some slight breathing room.
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Depending on schoolwork (and my lack of sleep), I may work on the title sheet. No titles changed hands, so that saves time.
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UCA Title Sheet
ZSig 10th in all-time Undisputed Championship Days (43); by the end of next week, can pass Kora for 9th (43 v. 51); 16th in all-time singles championship days (248); by the end of next week, can pass Zazi, Nee, and Wigs for 13th (248 v. 253, 256, and 258); 17th in all-time overall championship days (390); by the end of next week, can pass Dante for 16th (390 v. 398)

XIII 2nd in all-time LW Championship Days (131); 5th in all-time singles championship days (423); 1st in all-time overall championship days (919)

Chris 27th in all-time MM Championship Days (21); by the end of next week, can pass Stevie, Strife, and Scare for 24th (21 v. 25, 27, and 29); 24th in all-time singles championship days (173); by the end of next week, can pass Haguile and Gravy for 22nd (173 v. 175 and 178); 23rd in all-time overall championship days (280)

Strife 25th in all-time tag team championship days (116); by the end of next week, can pass DP, KommunistKoala, and Drakeryn for 22nd (116 v. 122, 122, and 127); 32nd in all-time overall championship days (215); by the end of next week, can pass mcflubbin and JC for 30th (215 v. 220 and 221)
Apollo 26th in all-time tag team championship days (113) by the end of next week, can pass DP and Kommunist Koala for 24th (116 v. 122); 22nd in all-time overall championship days (300)

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Thank you for those results, Strife. You are correct, while I accidentally didn't vote in the XIII vs Nee match I didn't put my vote on XIII until after XIII said something.

Therefore, XIII will defend his title against TheKnightOfNee again on RUIN while XIII's Future Rocks partner will be banned from ringside!

Also, emerald is owed another MM shot in the near future. I feel he may have done better without the double booking.
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No he would have done worse because I counted 4 emerald votes but one of thrm must have been for his other match.
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Hence the note on the results.

Any "single" vote for emerald was usually counted for the BFW match (which I ignored), while anything using the 4 person vote form was for MM. I intentionally focused on any vote in the 3rd spot of the form, since that was the MM match listing. Right above the BFW match, just to make it more fun. Early on, there was never anything more than 1-2 vote streaks (though Chris had a couple 3s). This led to a more "Chris -> Maniac -> Emerald" vote spread. On the rare occasion it wasn't, it was either Emerald voting for himself in both matches, or your late game vote for him. I still found your move risky, since either Emerald was gaining ground, going to beat you or tie if he didn't outright get eliminated. Eaed saved him by voting for you.

Chris made it a point to vote for himself almost exclusively until that late switch, while LostEd had an abstain vote tucked away near the end. That's about the best I can do to justify how I counted the match result from start to finish.
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or below the BFW match listing excuse me (stupid GameFAQs edit limit)
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Nevertheless, with the complicated scoring issues it only makes sense to have another match.
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All I know is The Soaring Eagle is a Mario Kart champion.

I failed in my attempt to curb the insanity of my road raging opponents in my first match on wheels, but I pledged to never give up my pursuit of justice, and with my added experience, and extreme determination, I was able to fulfill my promise and stop my opponents dead in their tracks!

This is now twice where I've rounded up a group of criminals in one fell sweep, and I will continue to do it throughout this series!

The Bound for Whiskey series never sleeps, and neither does justice, and I will do whatever it takes to bring justice and to be crowned champion!
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It certainly was impressive racing, Soaring Eagle. You drove that Kart like I drove the ratings as King.

The greatest champion of all time congratulates you.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Nevertheless, with the complicated scoring issues it only makes sense to have another match.

I say the Mayhem Title should be subject to more Mayhem than this. He didn't get the job done, I want a fresh opponent or I want him to earn another chance. Chaos is the name of the game in my division, Eaed. I refuse to accept a challenger who gets a match just because he came close. This isn't horse shoes, back of the line.
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The Mayhem requires you to defend the title often! It is the most-defended title in the company for a reason!

Alright eaed, I'll defend against Nee tomorrow night...but let's start working together. Someone needs to take those tag titles and I'm itching for one more reign with my favourite gold.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

eaedwards6400 posted...

Nevertheless, with the complicated scoring issues it only makes sense to have another match.

I say the Mayhem Title should be subject to more Mayhem than this. He didn't get the job done, I want a fresh opponent or I want him to earn another chance. Chaos is the name of the game in my division, Eaed. I refuse to accept a challenger who gets a match just because he came close. This isn't horse shoes, back of the line.

I don't think you were back yet when it happened Chris, but I have held the Mayhem title myself, for a time. I've proven before that I can get it done.

Or do you see how close the score was WITH me being double booked, and are afraid that I'll be able to take you down in a head to head?
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I'll defend it early and often - every night - but a stale opponent is boring. Isn't it funny that you balk at the champion simply requesting you earn every shot?

Also I gave you roughly 25% of your points Emerald, double booking and thus confusing voting is the only reason you even came close. Stop trying to live off the welfare of management and earn it.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

eaedwards6400 posted...

Nevertheless, with the complicated scoring issues it only makes sense to have another match.

I say the Mayhem Title should be subject to more Mayhem than this. He didn't get the job done, I want a fresh opponent or I want him to earn another chance. Chaos is the name of the game in my division, Eaed. I refuse to accept a challenger who gets a match just because he came close. This isn't horse shoes, back of the line.

Chaos is in the name of the division for the competitors! Not for those of the administration. If the rules are not able to be clearly followed then it only makes sense that the bought be repeated with better standards! Nonetheless, my partner is correct, The Melee Mayhem title is the most defended title in the UCA's history. Be ready to take on any and all comers!

XIII_rocks posted...

The Mayhem requires you to defend the title often! It is the most-defended title in the company for a reason!

Alright eaed, I'll defend against Nee tomorrow night...but let's start working together. Someone needs to take those tag titles and I'm itching for one more reign with my favourite gold.

And I am more than prepared to be on the same page, the title match will ensure that you are the true champion! Some could argue my vote is worth disqualification and we don't want that!
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could argue that it should be clearer about the voting methods when the voting methods count quite a bit.

Very well, I will fight Emerald... on one condition.

If Emerald loses, he can never vie for the Melee Mayhem title again

I think that's more than fair.
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I will counter with that Emerald can no longer fight for the Melee Mayhem title while Sir. Chris is champion.

However, the decision is ultimately Emerald's to take. If he feels he would rather earn the spot again and that's how it will be!
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I don't feel I was balking so much as pointing out that I feel I have earned a shot. You may feel I'm stale, that's your prerogative, but that has nothing to do with me having earned a shot or not.

Please do tell, "Sir" chris, what would you have me do to earn it? You're preaching on and on about earning it, accusing me of "living off the welfare of mangement." I wrestle in what I'm told, because that's what good performers do. Would I have liked to focus all my efforts on 1 match? Sure I would. But that's out of my hands, it's not like I asked to be double booked. I didn't go to eaed or tom and say "Hey guys can you give me an easy out so it looks like I tried real hard and got screwed?" No, I did what was asked of me.

You are obviously a legend, and people love to see an old face renewed. I respect that, and I respect all the hard work you've put in the past. But just because I'm much newer to this than you doesn't mean I haven't put in the work to win the lightweight title, or the melee mayhem title, or the tag title. And if you want to accuse me of bringing up past accomplishments to further my current career...what do you think you're doing at this point in time? Do you think you'd be as successful if you didn't have that air of legend around you?

I think not.
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So first off, if I were to fight Chris for the title, and lose, I wouldn't want to fight him again. He will have proven himself superior to me, and it would merely waste his and everyone else's time. Furthermore, given our recent tag history, Eaed, I don't want there to be any inkling of doubt in anyone's mind that you are giving me something that you wouldn't extend to another in the same situation.

Now then, I will not be bashful about this, I want to beat Chris at his own game. If I were to take this title shot now and win, he would still have it in his head that I didn't deserve the shot in the first place. I have tried from day 1 to work my way up the food chain while earning the peoples' respect along the way, and I have always been graceful in my losses, and have used them to improve myself. But if he claims I haven't earned the shot, very well. Name the person who you feel would make a better challenger to your title than I, and I will take them on in single combat, if they are willing. If I fail, then I will no longer challenge you, Chris, for as long as you hold the title. If I win, I trust that would be enough to satisfy your desire for me to "earn it"?
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Emerald, I would have given anyone in this scenario another opportunity. But nonetheless, great speech from emerald. The ball is in your court, Chris.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Emerald, I would have given anyone in this scenario another opportunity. But nonetheless, great speech from emerald. The ball is in your court, Chris.

I know you would have, but I just mean from everyone else's viewpoint. Mainly I didn't want it to be a fallback point for Chris to go to if I did take his challenge and win. If I do beat him, I want there to be 0 excuses for him to use, and the same for me if he beats me.
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See, was that so hard? Wanting to earn it shows what type of man you are. Wanting to go through anyone I set in front of you just to have a chance at this title proves how much this title means not only to you, but all of UCA. There are no free passes, there are no free opportunities. You have to FUCKING FIGHT IF YOU WANT THE RIGHT TO COME AFTER MY GOLD AND RIP IT FROM MY BATTERED AND STONE COLD KNOCKED OUT HANDS.

So you want to know who you have to face? I'll tell you who you have to face.

Me.

For the championship.

Because earning this title isn't about defeating some dumb son of a bitch who isn't in my league, it's about being willing to do it.

I'll see you when I see you.

*slams down mic*
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Now that's more like it.

See you there.
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The Kingdom's reign continues. As was foretold. As is right.

What better way to celebrate another victorious day atop the tag division than with a good ol' royal proclamation, with Bound for Glory implications! Coming at you live from The Throne Room (also affectionately known as "The Launching Pad"), on Ruin!

Forever May We Reign
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SHOUT-OUT TO STRIFE, DAVID, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HELPED COUNT RESULTS, RESULTS:

ZSig - 2
DP - 0

David - 13
Eddv - -4
Solio - 5
Tom - 3
Stifled - 5

Apollo/Strife - 7
Stifled/Chronic - 5

XIII - 7
Nee - 6

Chris - $1.15
Emerald - $1.05
Maniac - $0.55

Stevie - 5
Machete - 7

Ironman taybles
Zazi - 3 (#18, #33, #72)
Sbp - 1 (#107)

TOTAL VOTES:
Nick - 5
Eaed - 8
LostEd - 9
XIII - 5
Emerald - 5

HOWEVER!

TIMES EATEN:
Nick - 0
Eaed - 1
LostEd - 1
XIII - 2
Emerald - 0
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