Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-68: Beginning of the end

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75840283 btw
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Ruin Results for 10/4/17

eaed/XIII/eddv 4
LostEd/david/Solio 6

Close one, but the Lost One, Soaring Eagle, and Greatest Champion got the vote that counted.
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Tom threw Stifled through a tayble!

Wigs made sure Stifled didn't get away with his MoT title scot free.
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DP 5
Boko/GTM/Maniac 5
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ZSig/Chris 5
Apollo/Strife 5
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Wigs/Stevie 5
Steiner/Greengravy 5

Seeing is believing...
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emerald 7
Nee 3

Emerald has recently taken UCA by storm. Nee may be the Fan Favorite, but Emerald may end up just as popular when all is said and done.
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Luster/Machete 2
Chronic/Shad 7

Chronic wanted a title. Wins like this help. This match also avoided adding to that clusterfuck of ties.
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BFW Bonus Match Poll Winners: Mario Kart and Grizzly Bear Cage Deathmatch

You want bonus points? You'll have to avoid blue shells and bears to get them.
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Justice prevails once again!

The Soaring Eagle is just getting started.
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Will the series begin on Combat?!

And will eddv and I get a tag title shot?!
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You're LW champ already and can't decide on which ed you're challenging with >_>
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Tom Bombadil posted...

You're LW champ already and can't decide on which ed you're challenging with >_>

TOM it is cute really that he would rather team with the puppet brothers and not me but hey maybe it is he pullin the stings?

But hey they can fool around with tag titles ive got more important things to worry about like becoming the Undisputed Champion by winning Bound For Whiskey!
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Not my fault you teamed me with eddv, thus making it easier to confuse the two similarly-named users!

Eaed wants those tag titles back and so do I!
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But I was the one that teamed you with eddv because I was previously engaged. :(
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But damn it all those are my titles!!
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I want all of the titles! I am going to win some big matches before we're done here!!
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Was that match for the MOT title or did Tom and I just have an unfortunate accident at Ikea?
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That was for the MoT. Sorry, Stifled!
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Hmm. Easy come, easy go. Time to win BFW then!
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eaedwards6400 posted...

I want all of the titles! I am going to win some big matches before we're done here!!

How does one espouse such greed? You have proven more than enough, far more than many who fought hard, yet withered away due to UCA's harsh environment. Many of those in BFW do so for "one shot at glory." You want to "win some big matches" again...why?

The reason I did not enter said tournament was simple: I gained enough. The experience, the allure, and (almost) achieved victory. I stood with Eddv until the final hours, done so by sheer force, rather than blind ambition. The same held true for everything I achieved this year. I asked for NOTHING. I demanded NOTHING! Everything I get is through patience, intuition, and luck. The Kingdom have championships and can wait for our chosen prey. You make heavy claims, yet are not any closer than 20-30 other men vying for the same opportunity. How foolish you will look if someone beats you to the punch and we challenge THEM instead.

Cling to dreams of "going out on top," when Fate and luck are so unkind? I would grieve for people like you, if seeing your faces didn't make me wretch. Desires kill people, and yours will catch up to you one day. One would think a person who lives outside of time would know better.
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It is simple you debbie downer! In the days nearing our company's end I truly wish to push myself to my limits! These challenges we have now will never come again! We can brawl and battle it out over and over until there is nothing left. At E-PopMaia X, this all ends. We have to move on with our lives and the beast inside of you must go to sleep. That is the tide of life!

When the UCA ends, my fighting will end, and most importantly, so will the Time Travel. I have come a long way from my first days of the UCA of coming to save this company. I fought to become champion, take on the administration and corruption, fought against family, friends, time cops, authority figures, and even myself! I have owned every title and finally was awarded a spot in the UCA Hall of Fame.

Now, I am in charge of the show, I am no longer taking on the authority but trying to be the fair leveled authority until it is time to let this all go after E-PopMania X. I want to push myself to the limit until there is nothing left to push. I want to go the distance!

So that Strife, you sad sack, is why I want everything because I can still can.
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And for those that missed RUIN here are our 10 BFW participants!

Current Bound For Whiskey Participants
1. XIII_Rocks
2. eaedwards6400
3. Tom Bombadil
4. Emeraldegg
5. davidponte
6. StifledSilence
7. TheLostEd
8. Solioxrz362
9. Eddv
10. Whiskey_Nick
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I am honored to be competing amongst such a decorated group
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hey it's combat
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75847640
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Let's make 10 new titles so we can all go out on top.
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UCA TITLE SHEET
ZSig In a week, can pass David for 16th in all-time singles championship days (237 v. 239)

XIII 3rd in all-time LW Championship Days (120); in a week, can tie Boko for 2nd (120 v. 127)

Sir Chris 32nd in all-time MM Championship Days (10); in a week, can pass FFD, BEAR, Shad, and Nee, to tie Reg for 27th in all-time MM Championship Days (11, 14, 15, 15, 17); 24th in all-time singles championship days (162); 23rd in all-time overall championship days (269)

Strife In a week, can pass Chris for 25th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (105 v. 107); 33rd in all-time overall championship days (204); in a week, can pass FFD for 32nd (204 v. 208)
Apollo In a week, can pass Chris for 26th in all-time Tag Team Championship Days (102 v. 107)

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eaedwards6400 posted on Tombat...

Congratulations to Alex Soaring Eagle, davidponte for winning the Bound for Whiskey Kickoff Battle Royale!!

That being said, welcome everyone to the Final Bound for Whiskey Series. And to kick things off right on RUIN, I am going to have all 10 participants of the Bound for Whiskey Series facing off by opening the series with a traditional OPEN FIGHT NIGHT!!

That means that the 10 members entered in the Bound for Whiskey series will have the opportunity to call out another member of the series to face off in the match! Call outs are due by Monday!

@davidponte
@Eddv
@Emeraldegg
@Solioxrz362
@StifledSilence
@TheLostEd
@Tom_Bombadil
@Whiskey_Nick
@XIII_rocks

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eaedwards6400 posted on Tombat...

Special announcement number 2, the CamPAIN Poll for RUIN will be the stipulation for the Undisputed Title. Therefore, there will be a contract signing for the match between @ZeroSignal620 and @DPObliVion as the renew their long rivalry! So if you boys got something to say be prepared for RUIN!

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I'll take a nice rematch with Tom after that unfortunate mishap at Ikea.
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I am CALLING out @XIII_rocks

Lets open this shit with a 5 star classic that will be....

ILLUSTRIOUS
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The only thing that the Soaring Eagle hates more than a thieving criminal is a lying thieving criminal!

Fear not, UCA, because the Soaring Eagle is on the case to snuff out all those that do not belong, and that starts squarely with the 9 people on the other side of the law who I've been pitted against!

Now there will be a time and place for the Soaring Eagle to expose the not-so-secret secrets of each of the two-bit fools that I've already begun the takedown of, but let's start with one of the latest entrants, Eddv.

Your time is up, Eddv! You claim to have acquired the services of a body double over the past few months, but the Soaring Eagle has conducted his own investigations and has found no evidence of this!

Now, you've called out david, my alter-ego, but it is the Soaring Eagle who calls you out!

It is my duty to bring justice to the UCA, and on RUIN, I will do just that, as you will be the first of many villains who I put down...for justice!
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Whiskey_Nick posted...

I am CALLING out @XIII_rocks

Lets open this shit with a 5 star classic that will be....

ILLUSTRIOUS

YES HOLY SHIT LET'S DO IT
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davidponte posted...

The only thing that the Soaring Eagle hates more than a thieving criminal is a lying thieving criminal!

Fear not, UCA, because the Soaring Eagle is on the case to snuff out all those that do not belong, and that starts squarely with the 9 people on the other side of the law who I've been pitted against!

Now there will be a time and place for the Soaring Eagle to expose the not-so-secret secrets of each of the two-bit fools that I've already begun the takedown of, but let's start with one of the latest entrants, Eddv.

Your time is up, Eddv! You claim to have acquired the services of a body double over the past few months, but the Soaring Eagle has conducted his own investigations and has found no evidence of this!

Now, you've called out david, my alter-ego, but it is the Soaring Eagle who calls you out!

It is my duty to bring justice to the UCA, and on RUIN, I will do just that, as you will be the first of many villains who I put down...for justice!

Im sorry i dont speak eagle.

But dont worry ill break your beak and sit on your chest.
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Jokes on you, that's my fetish.
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davidponte posted...

Jokes on you, that's my fetish.

Only when women are involved.
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I would like to fight this "Lost" guy

Lost wasn't a very good TV show anyways
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That means my buddy emerald and I will face off again!
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TIME TO CALL SOMEONE OUT RESULTS:

Zsig/Chris - 6
DP/Maniac - 3

Steiner/gravy - 3
Boko/wigs - 6

Shad - 5
Chronic - 4

XIII - 4
Strife/Apollo/Nee - 6

Stevie - 2
Luster - 7

David wins the BFWBR!
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Stifled and Chronic are Tag Team #1 Contenders
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woo
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I read my fortune this morning.

It assured me that the path UCA was on, whilst ending, did not have to lead to my own demise. I live in fear that my actions have stained me so that only sacrificing myself at the final day, or standing firm among the dead were my only options. Yet He spoke to me, stating as long as the Kingdom wields power, UCA will forge memories of glory, and that we three would survive.

He claimed the same would hold true for you all, if you wished for it. The Kingdom has given UCA everything: rules, order, and safety. I was misguided in thinking we were harboring destitute, chaotic anarchy. At least, that's what I believed I wanted UCA's dying days to be. But many of you hold true to traditions: those in power should stay as such. Very few can say they have achieved as much continued success as we have this year. Such a hard thing to do, with sharks hoping to drag us under.

But some of you still despise us Kings. You want the sun to shine on you and ONLY you? Disgusting. You do not accept just how much Apollo, Tom, and I have done to keep UCA from rotting out from inside. Yet you wish that responsibility amongst yourselves? You know nothing. You voted in Stifled, a man uncomfortable with implements of war, and Chronic, a man looking to profit off of your own demise, to suit HIS needs.

Tell me, how you would feel if Chronic found renewed success at your expense?

All the work I have done both in front of and behind the scenes will not be wasted. My actions are deplorable, but I defy any of you to claim everything I've done wasn't in UCA's best interest. I have withstood my evils with Him at my side, the same man you should hold dear as reigning Tag Team Champion. The Kingdom welcomes you all to join the cause of order: those who have been right will remain right. Whether by your vote or our fists, you will soon understand. This Kingdom is Eternal.
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Solio hey guy i remember you saying the greatest champion of all time but i do not remember it. I remember you having one of the biggest failures in the UCA but im not going to open that can of worms *winks* but i do agree the tv show lost wasnt good
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Sorry solio that was just in character i know you had alot on your plate
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Biggest failures in the UCA? Oh, "Los Ted", I ran this place during the Golden Era of the UCA! I raised the votals when I was in charge! I restored glory to the Undisputed Championship after XIII made a joke of it! I am the reason this place lasted as long as it did! I shudder to think of how long ago the UCA would have died had it not been for my Undisputed Championship reign and the Solio administration that followed.

So let's not talk about any can of worms, let's talk about the can of whoop-ass that I'm gonna open up on you! Cause it's gonna be brutal, and it's gonna be hard to watch. I'm going to beat your ass so hard that you won't be able to sit down for the next year!
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I really dont remember it that way. You can say anything and try to be concincing enough maybe someone will actually believe you.
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Well, that's a shame. Sultan would've remembered, because he was there.
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Uncomfortable, Strife?

You dedicated buckets of diarrhea of the mouth to try to discredit a hastily thrown together team via a poll, and you call me uncomfortable?

You're afraid of what's coming. And you should be.

Here's how this is going to go, Strife. The greatest tag team wrestler of UCA's history has done more difficult things than beat you. I've held the Tag Titles for over 100 days with Emperor Shad. I've won the belts with an inactive participant. I've won the belts with a sloth. I've even won the belts with arguably my worst enemy in the company. So what I'm going to do next is march down to that ring, have The Kingdom's crumbling make Nero's downfall seem like a mild summer day, and win the belts with my new poll partner, Chronic. And then you can tell me who feels uncomfortable with war afterwards.
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RUIN: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75861522
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Woo!

Feels good to be back. Shaking off the ring rust. Getting ready to be the final MM champion.

Then the title will truly and forever be...mine.
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Says the man who took the title I GAVE him (via vote at UCAnniversary), slipped on packing peanuts, fell through a tayble, and lost it to Tom within a week. I know how fickle taybles can be, but you made a mockery of all my work over the summer. I am conflicted. Part of me wants Tom to retain for the sake of solidarity. But some part of me wants you to redeem yourself.

But what do I know? Would you ask for endless misery upon yourself? Eaed threw wave after wave in my path, until no tayble could find me. Can you do the same?

I don't want your bad luck ever again. Both Fate and fortune smiled upon me, and I survived Happy Death Day to find solace in other things. You may not make it through the first night. Not unless you can shoulder the burden of hurting people to save your own skin.
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Btw, just saw the UCA wiki. That is awesome and I will definitely do a page for me. Though it will take some time to try and remember all my major storylines over the years. I feel like I am going to forget so much.
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Woo! Yay Maniac!
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That reminds me to update my own page. I don't think I have since coming back last year.
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Hey now. Packing peanuts are slippery as fuck. And they make that crunchy noise when you step on them as well. So much going on with those! But don't confuse the Ikea Mishap of 2017 with actual skill in the ring, Strife. There won't be any taybles in our match. Just The Kingdom and the Poll Partners. And those Tag Titles. I think you know I'm willing to hurt people to win gold. I've done it time and time again. The Kingdom will be no different from all the others.
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Maniac64 posted...

Btw, just saw the UCA wiki. That is awesome and I will definitely do a page for me. Though it will take some time to try and remember all my major storylines over the years. I feel like I am going to forget so much.

Use the ppv results sheet to hell for anything after 2011 - that's what I did anyway

I should update that before this closes
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Super Duper Ruin Results
Nee/Maniac 9
Stifled/Chronic 3
It appears the individuals are better prepared for their title matches than the team is. Can Stifled and Chronic turn it around before Monday?

Tom 6
Stifled - 6
Aaaaaand just like that were tied..

Nick 7
XIII 6
These legendary tag partners wished to put on a legendary match and it looks like they came close! Nick makes a good return to the ring as he beats out LW champion!

David 10
Eddv 3
Well, they arent all close ones

Solio 8
TheLostEd 5
TheLostEd needs to get the rust off because he just lost to the greatest champion of all time.

Emeraldegg - 7
Eaed 6
Might as well make it a TRIFECTA (meaning all three eds lost). ... that being said I apologize for trying to pull the fast one on you, emerald, I really wanted that tie!

The winner of the poll is THREE STAGES OF HELL the GMS. Each contender will pick one of the three matches and the GMs will pick the third. Good luck, @ZeroSignal620 and @DPObliVion

For those looking to keep track, here is the BFW sheet!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SlCrGsfhUTTrlCB9m5HiUPRksacr7jHqhIb9MG8JLa8/edit?usp=sharing
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