Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-68: Beginning of the end

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I am a bit confused at how david is above me again? I thought I took 1st from him and we both have won since so...

Edit: Oh I didn't know points were determined by votals. Is that spelled out anywhere? I'm curious as to what the actual formula is now.
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David's win was by 5 or more points therefore he earned 7 points as opposed to the standard 5.
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As for the points, it is listed in the document and I mentioned it the the preview promo.
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Understood, thank you
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david - you're a hell of a fighter. But your name starts with a lowercase letter! And for that reason, I'm starting every sentence with a lowercase letter in the rest of this speech.

you may have beaten me fair and square when we fought a couple months ago, but I am the greatest champion of all time! one thing you should know about great champions is that they never stay down for long! so you need to get ready, because I'm ready to brawl till the sun falls, and your ass will be looking as red as Satan's dick when I'm through with it!
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75948110

For the last time ever (or not if there's like another one-off before we close or something), It's Eruption!

Bound For Whiskey Final Day Edition
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Past transformation...dark intensity...unseen upheaval...

Oh, this is no good at all...This is no good at all. The past crimes led to ever changing streams, constantly moving from one path to the next, never sure, never secure, never showing faith in oneself. Yet it changed into a quiet, almost sturdy foundation. The sins of past failures building in an experience of hate, sorrow, regret, yet quiet strength.

But alas, falling from great heights, the seeds are sown for the foundations of the Kingdom to crash to the ground. I have done so much. I have sacrificed so much to prove to UCA that the Kingdom was right. Stifled failed in his attempts before. Yet, with a more secure partner, would that be enough? Have Eaed and XIII managed to put their dark, selfish desires behind them?

He will not be pleased with me. I must find a way to fight against Fate. UCA has forced upon us trial after trial. The champions beat us down, the challengers sapped our strength, but I have to believe. Believe the facts. This championship is part of my legacy. This crown was given to me by them. They would not wish me to lose it so easily. I won't lose my grip so easily.

Two men will succeed in challenging the Kingdom that stands above all men. I did not suffer so much indignity in my youth, gain all this strength, just to be browbeaten by avaricious fools or a false empire lost in time.

In my dreams, I stab and I scream. I won't be dead without leaving my own bed. So few days. I have to plan. Plan what force, fury, and damnation awaits whomever prevails. They won't defeat me. Fate is a liar. Fortune, chaotic as it is, will not resign me to fail. Not when I snap my opponents necks. If I am meant to fall, I'll take them down with me.
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Time to go out with a bang by stopping the advance of an old rival.
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*stabs purge monster with a rusty knife*
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THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM RESULTS:

XIII/Eaed - 7
Shad/Stifled - 6

Tom - 9
Emerald - 5

David - 7
Solio - 7

Eddv - 7
Losted - 9

Stifled - 7
XIII - 7

DP/Maniac/Nee - 9
Apollo/Strife/Zsig - 6

Chris - 9
Nick - 6
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*Extends hand to David*

You have my respect.
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Another commanding victory over ZeroSignal, a sign of things to come when we go head-to-head, one-on-one, at Bound for Whiskey, when I will walk away with the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. I will not let my desires be denied. I am ready. I am so very ready.
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I am going to start the stats here soon but to get the PPV up sooner here is what I need.

@davidponte finished in first place with 55 points!

While Solio and Stifled both tied, TheLostEd defeated eddv and took sole possesion of fourth place and qualifies for the tournament portion of the BFW series.

david, you now have the choice between the other three men of the final four: emeraldegg, Tom Bombadil or StifledSilence. The sooner you get your pic in the sooner we can get the PPV up!

But congratulations to the final four of the LAST BFW Series:
davidpointe
@Emeraldegg
@Tom_Bombadil
@TheLostEd

Thank you for your participation to Solioxrz362, StifledSilence, eaedwards6400, XIII_Rocks, Whiskey_Nick, and eddv.
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I have laid low my eternal rival, Whiskey Nick. I have been put in brutal match after brutal match, unending challenges. I don't even get a proper return bout for my MM title that I never lost 1 versus 1. I competed against the best of the best night after night, working a grueling schedule and every single night my opponent and I stole the damn show with excellent matches that had people hanging onto the edge of their seats. DP and Zero may have gotten the best of me - barely - to keep me out of the title picture for now but you need Sir Chris at that PPV to help put asses in the seets. I'll take any spot on the card, I'm reading to stomp a fucking mudhole into whatever poor bastard you set in front of me.
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I will find you a spot on the card.
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Thank you very much Eaed. I would have very much liked to go undefeated in my first and only BFW, but it's still an honor to be able to be a part of this special event in such a fashion.

I want dat whiskey.
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The Soaring Eagle has risen, and he has taken the ever-elusive #1 spot in the BFW series!

Now, my job is not done just yet, as there is still justice to be brought.

All 3 of my remaining opponents fought me tooth and nail in the leadup to this penultimate battle, but I must choose only 1 to lock up with in the semi-finals.

Now, conventional wisdom would have me pick who I believe to be the weakest of the bunch, to ensure myself a spot in the grand final.

The Soaring Eagle, however, is not conventional.

@Emeraldegg and I have unfinished business. Let's not delay it any longer. If I cannot defeat him now, then I wouldn't have defeated him later on.

A victory here in the semi-finals against the man who provided the toughest challenge to me is exactly what I need to win it all.

Justice will prevail!
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Solioxrz362 posted...

*Extends hand to David*

You have my respect.

The Soaring Eagle respects any man who stays on the right side of the law!
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A bold move, Soaring Eagle. I admire your honorable personality, misguided as it may be sometimes.

However, this time I would like to wrestle you not as a villian, but as an equal. It's time you stop looking down on me as some lowly thug. You have already admitted my strength yourself, have you not? And I can appreciate taking a risk that could make or break you. I did the same thing myself against Chris once before. Let's not fight as good vs evil this time. Instead, let us compete as the 2 strongest challengers in this tournament, who are after the same thing and are willing to cast aside anyone in their path to achieve it.
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HOLD THE PRESS!
When posting the overall stats I have concluded that there was a scoring mistake.

TheLostEd's score going into Eruption 3 was incorrect. LostEd was mistakenly given a win over eaed after Ruin 3. However, his win over eddv still ties him with StifledSilence and Solioxrz362. Therefore, we will have a BFW Pre-Show match between the three and the winner will be going to Bound for Whiskey.

David, if you decide to change your mind on your opponent please let me know.

@davidponte- 4 wins (2 big wins), 1 losses, 4 ties - 55 points - Bonus Battle Royal Win (10), Bonus Match win (9)
@Emeraldegg - 8 wins (3 big wins), 1 losses, 0 ties - 51 points - Half Bonus Match win (5)
@Tom_Bombadil - 5 wins (1 big win), 1 losses, 3 ties - 36 points
@TheLostEd - 4 wins (1 big win), 3 losses, 2 ties - 28 points
@StifledSilence - 4 wins (1 big win), 3 losses, 2 ties - 28 points
@Solioxrz362 - 4 wins (1 big win), 3 losses, 2 ties - 28 points
@eaedwards6400 - 4 wins, 4 losses, 1 tie - 23 points
@XIII_rocks - 1 win, 5 losses, 2 ties - 14 points
@Whiskey_Nick - 1 win, 7 losses, 1 tie - 12 points - Half Bonus Match win
@Eddv - 1 win, 8 losses - 5 points

Therefor, as promised, here is our 12 hour preshow match:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75952860

Good luck LostEd, Solio, and Stifled!
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A man must sometimes do what it takes to win, and The Soaring Eagle sees that, even if it does involve lying about being an egg.

An equal you will be. It is as equals that we, together, will bring justice for all!

You've got yourself a fight, Emerald. It's time we showed the rest of the UCA who the real top talent is.
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I have updated the All-Time Bound For Whiskey sheet. While I, eaedwards6400, leads in total matches and points. It is my tag team partner, emeraldegg who is now tied with TheKnightOfNee for the most points per match with 5.11 points per match.
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I scratched and clawed my way into the finals of the bound for whiskey. I will fight for something fresh something new. Im not just a gimmick, im not your average joe, and im not an old man trying to revive his carreer for the umpteenth time!

I am a man on a mission im a man who will make the UCA MEAN SOMETHING AT THE END OF DAYS!
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Results from the PreShow
TheLostEd - 4
StifledSilence - 2
Solioxrz362 - 3

And now... Bound For Whiskey:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75954221
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*stuffs purge monster's throat with deck of tarot cards and then lights them on fire*

Stupid fortune had to be right.
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Bound for Whiskey Day 1
david - 7
emerald - 4

Tom - 5
TheLostEd - 4

It will be david vs Tom for the Bound for Whiskey finals!

Zerosignal620 and DPObliVion's Undisputed title match went to a No-Contest. There will be a rematch on Ruin.

Stife2/Apollo_Phoenix - 5
eaedwards6400/XIII_Rocks - 6
Winners and NEW Champions, Fu-ture Rocks

Solio - 1
Stifled - 2
Chris - 8
Chris will face the winner of Maniac and emerald on Ruin!

Steive - ELIMINATED
Steiner - 1
WiggumFan267 - 2
Greengravy - 2
Boko - ELIMINATED
LusterSoldier - ELIMINATED FIRST
Eddv - 3
GTM - 3
ShaduIn - ELIMINATED
ImTheMacheteGuy - ELIMNATED
Chronic1000 - ELIMNATED
This battle royal will continue on day 2! Luster was eliminated first and therefore is the new jester!

Day two will be posted soon.
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If its not to late i challenge emerald for day 2!
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This is it, the final show is almost here.

When I heard it was going to be the end I knew I had to be there. I thought about what I wanted to do in it. Do I go for the top belt one last time? Take on one of my long time friends/rivals like Eddy, XIII, or Tom one final time? Or finally do a storyline with Strife, I go who seems like a natural opponent but whose path I just never seemed to cross. Maybe I go back to one of the opponents who were part of my favorite storylines like Kora, Apollo, or Solio. After all, I am one of the most decorated and successful people to ever be part of UCA, I could go for anything.

But the thought of my favorite story lines made my choice all too obvious. Those three feuds which I loved so much all had one common element. Mayhem. Crazy stipulations. The Melee Mayhem title. So many of the best parts of my career revolve around those things. Its the reason I always have identified so strongly with it. Why I have often called it my title. It was clear that needed to be my final target.

If someone was going to walk out the closing doors of UCA carrying the Melee Mayhem title it had to be me. The Avatar of Chaos. The man with more MM reigns than any other.

I would end the UCA with the belt that means more to me than any other, the belt I care about more than anyone else in this company. Even its creator.

I will walk out of the final UCA PPV with my title. I will be the MM Champion one...final...time.

This will be the final match of my career, and I cannot think of a better way to end it.
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AND HERE IS DAY 2: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75958435#3
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I usually update the title sheet every week, but with Ruin the way it is shaping up, I will wait until after.
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If it wasn't evident already, this super Ruin will take place tomorrow.
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I'll be sure to get results, just at work atm
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Thanks! I was too busy at work today to try and build the card too.
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2 SHOWS IN A ROW I POSTED IN THE RIGHT TOPIC RESULTS:

David - 2
Tom - 8

Chairs (2 votes to chair, x2 until 2 votes to grab back)
Emerald - 9
Maniac - 9

XIII - 5
Nee - 7

Stifled - none
Tom - 1 via XIII per strife, and I am dum

Extha - 3
Nick - 9

EDDV Wins the battle royale
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Tom won the Taybles title via XIII's vote.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75958435/889840450
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Edited. At least I got it in the right topic this time
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1 via XIII per strife, and I am dum

You didn't need to go THAT far, calling yourself "dum"...God knows I am the worst ever vote tabbing guy ever in the history of ever. UCA is better now that someone can actually count votes for crazy matches.
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I dunno I just feel like I've been on a bad run lately. Posted in the actual match topic, then posted in the WRONG topic, then it was fine, now I missed a vote...just hope people aren't getting fed up. I was kind of rushing because I also needed to do results for another thing on the board and I just wanted to play hearthstone lol.
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Emeraldegg posted...

play hearthstone

Well there's your problem.
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Absolutely do not put pressure on yourself. We have other people involved here that you don't need to feel it is always your responsibility. While appreciated, the UCA should not cause your real life stress. We're in this together
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This will not be the end. I am not going to simply give up my shot at the MM title due to a draw.

OOC: yeah you are hardly the first person to make mistakes like that in UCA. Not a big deal.
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Yeah, I can do results if anyone needs a break!
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75962891

what COULD (but probably won't?) be the last UCA Main Topic ever ;_;
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To 500!
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Woo 500
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As of 2 hours ago, not only am I no longer the Undisputed Champion, but I also suffered my first loss since returning 3.5 months ago at Summer Spectacular.

Let the record state that it took Dp not one, not two, not three, but four matches to finally prove he was the better man, but nonetheless last night he was.

That being said, there's still three months left in the UCA, and I, Zero Signal will do what I always do best: walk into this ring, whoop that ass like always, earn my way back to the top, regain my championship, and ride off into the sunset in victory!
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ZeroSignal, my old friend. It is always a pleasure battling you, and once again you earn all my respect when we leave the ring. In all my accomplishments to date, this was probably the toughest battle I've had. It may have taken longer than I would've liked to achieve my goal this time, but I stand here proud of the absolute will and determination I had to get this done and come out on top. I had to battle harder than I ever have before, and I did it. Despite all my efforts, for the first time in my career, I was having doubts that I could get it done. But I did it.

Once again, I am the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
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*shakes Dp's hand for the 500th post*
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