Lurker > gamer167

Black don't crack.

White crumbles like a saltine cracker.

A fresh lemon slice in a glass of water tastes great.

Water with any type of fruit/lemon flavoring tastes awful though.

So it goes mother fucking Nigeria then the United States.... Really CNN? REALLY?

I thought Asgardians were just an alien race?

Have you taken her to the Oracle yet to confirm?

I was wondering how bad the abuse was, then I read that last paragraph....

Wow dude was a piece of shit. He basically straight up tortured her.

Hard part top knot undercut

Or Leon Kennedy haircut

Yeah but they country sucks

Now I can leave the Marine Corps and become a SPACE Marine

I fucks with The Return of Jafar

*injects meth*

*Que Popeye theme*

welcum ta erf

Because its basic instincts.

Pump and dump
Hit and quit
Shoot and scoot
Blow your load and hit the road
Breed then proceed

Sports shouldn't be separated by gender anyways. Let the women get crushed.

Damn you BEEEEEEZOOOOOS!!!

Steph Curry wit da shot boi

Why cant democrats get IDs?

For better or for worse?

BountyAssassin posted...

so copy paste?

Yep

I didn't feel the need to plan my weekend around 5 small gummybears. But if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
It began with a noticeable change in the viscosity of my saliva. Within minutes of consumption, my mouth had filled with a thick foamy slime. Though I was in a cool climate controlled room a salty sweat broke out, and I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I was struck rigid with pain. The sweat was now running into my eyes, but the room had turned ice cold and my hands began to spasm.
I felt an insidious burning flooding my escape hatch. I gasped. Hot yellow poison began spraying from my rear, changing in pitch and echo as the stream of diarrhea whipped around the toilet bowl, creating a nightmarish Doppler effect that can only be appreciated in hindsight.
My legs fell asleep sitting on the toilet. I couldn't have stood up if I wanted to.
Wiping was a no-go. Toilet paper simply became a vile paper mache'. My hands were quickly soiled. A full blown shower was needed, and all of my towels had to be burned.
So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!

Probably had a Glock.

Not a huge fan of the trigger safety for concealed carry for reasons like this.

Agumon

Misogynistic trash

If youre offended by people using the c-word youre probably a moron.

And if you think the context of the word has any parallels to the n-word youre without a doubt a moron.

Killing JFK and blaming Oswald.

Football as in like Soccer right?

If so isnt 7-0 like a decimation?

Hey there Mexico how about instead of placing tariffs you try.. oh I dont know..... TAKING CARE OF YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE SO THEY DONT WANT TO LEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?

DINOSAUR, DINOSAUR ancient enemy of man

You will pay - for your destructive tendencies

MOM!

Good shit.

For your destructive tendencies.

If its inside the vault I wouldnt mind a Bioshock esque ripoff if done well.

LOL!

Show fell off whatever season they hit Alexandria.

Shoulda been over a long time ago those greedy fucks.

When Hulk get pieced up in beginning of a movie like he just some regular n****, I knew Thanos bout that action. Thanos smacked hulk so hard he turned back into Bruce. You know how hard you gotta smack a n**** for him stop being mad? The hulk at that. This man smacked the Hulk calm. Comboed his ass up so bad that the n**** refused to get mad again. Straight pacified his ass. He aint want no type of smoke after them hands touched him. You know how real of a n**** you gotta be to put fear in Hulks heart? Them punches had that n**** like dont call my phone Bruce. Put his ass on do not disturb.

Your country fucking sucks and is a corrupt piece of shit, you have every right to come to mine for a better life.

Just do it the legal way through the established process.

Problem ceases to exist.

Then youll get used to 3 days off and next youll be saying it isnt enough and that you need 4 days off.

Pull up on them damn bootstraps and go to work.

Neanderthal thug, remove this trash from society.

People who deadlift/squat less than 8 plates.

Sweet, sweat tears

I dont like sparkling water because when it hits my mouth my brain tells me it should taste like Sprite but it dont

Go free them

FluttershyPony posted...

Lordgold666 posted...

Pathetic

They served so your bitchass can post garbage on the internet anonymously

yeah, they saved our freedums from being taken away by a bunch of hicks living in sandcaves!!!

Sweet racism bro

I am so hard right now.

By what metric are the rankings calculated?

A lot of those are actually pretty good advice

Fuck your overcast rainy bullshit

It's the best place to live until everyone from CA migrates north and the prices get jacked up there too.

Ur a gurl rite?

Someone needs to get fucking fired.