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| Topic | Somebody once told me that I was a Jabroni |
| deupd_u 09/13/17 8:06:42 AM #1 | I ain't the dankest poon in the bed --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Girls who pose almost nude but not quite nude |
| deupd_u 09/13/17 8:00:05 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Girls have it easy. They can have no ass or tits and still be hot. |
| deupd_u 09/13/17 7:59:44 AM #4 | I don't want to have sex with Justin Bieber --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Girls are hot when they make that face trying to hide a shocked laugh |
| deupd_u 09/13/17 7:51:36 AM #8 | HellsingOrg posted... Like if someone says something really far out there inappropriate but funny. And the girl is kinda uptight and proper like won't even curse but her facial reaction is shock but you notice a smirk like she is trying hard not to laugh even though she is shocked. It's the only reason to get up in the morning, that you have an opportunity to make that happen. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | C/D: Discord is the greatest invention in the past 30 years |
| deupd_u 09/13/17 7:46:52 AM #1 | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/GameCube-GBA-Link-Cable.jpg/1200px-GameCube-GBA-Link-Cable.jpg Dis cord, you guys. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Hurricane just cut out the power |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 8:09:48 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I can't decide which knife I want to buy for EDC |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 1:15:53 PM #1 | https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/714ymgpb3DL._SL1500_.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71oteXkTFQL._SL1500_.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/6101O6TWjtL._SL1500_.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41aVvddtu3L.jpg Decisions, decisions...I could also get the last gold one without the Trump thing --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | My neighbor's hurricane protection is nailing a tablecloth to the window |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 12:26:02 PM #3 | bluezero posted... 2 air conditioners? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EC0DjJMrLUA/maxresdefault.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | My neighbor's hurricane protection is nailing a tablecloth to the window |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 12:15:42 PM #1 | |
| Topic | The Wikipedia page for Microwaves has a sound file of what they sound like |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 11:05:59 AM #1 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven Por que? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I had a really trivial, but very weird interaction with a girl in college once |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 9:50:56 AM #11 | Fam_Fam posted... deupd_u posted...Fam_Fam posted...she probably realized you were staring at her every day without talking (you were), and wanted to give you a bit of interaction out of pity Serious projecting --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I had a really trivial, but very weird interaction with a girl in college once |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 7:48:07 AM #9 | Fam_Fam posted... she probably realized you were staring at her every day without talking (you were), and wanted to give you a bit of interaction out of pity I never stared, nor did I ever imply that I did. I also sat 3 rows behind her. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I had a really trivial, but very weird interaction with a girl in college once |
| deupd_u 09/10/17 7:33:49 AM #6 | Kaname_Madoka posted... your name is deupd_u? Yes. It's short for Deupdlysses Reginald U. TheDarkCircle posted... nah you were just the mouth breather in class and she knew it. I'm actually super cute, and I do all my breathing through my statuesque nose. Fenrimis posted... You better find her instagram and like her 3 most recent pictures asap I would, but I honestly don't remember her name. This was 4 years ago. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Do you know somone in the path of hurrican irma? |
| deupd_u 09/09/17 6:46:20 PM #6 | I am. I'll provide a CE-Vlog if it's interesting enough. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | cute white girl gets bullied by worldstar teens |
| deupd_u 09/09/17 6:36:32 PM #6 | That's a pretty lackadaisical use of "bullied" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | do you regret your major? |
| deupd_u 09/09/17 4:03:13 PM #27 | Yes. Turns out they don't actually teach dick in the Finance major. I'm almost done and they're still assuming I don't know what financial statements are, in my senior level classes. I wanted to get into equity research/analysis, but it turns out companies want Physics majors for that, because it's the same math. I just pray I can actually learn something useful on the job once I'm done. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | do you have any irl friends who are from a different country than yours? |
| deupd_u 09/09/17 11:04:38 AM #5 | do you have any irl friends No. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I had a really trivial, but very weird interaction with a girl in college once |
| deupd_u 09/08/17 1:17:03 PM #1 | When I was in community college, I had a class where if you did well enough on all the other tests, you didn't have to take the final (which means you also could skip the last 3 or 4 classes leading up to it). It was a very easy class, so most people didn't have to take it. There was this girl in the class: very beautiful, sat in the front, was the person engaging with the professor every day. I never talked to her, never said a single word to her (important note). The class day after our last test we had to take, she was talking to professor just double checking if she was good to go. She was thrilled she could leave. I stayed in class, just because I didn't have anything better to do. She said "Bye, professor!" as she left, and she walked out the door. About 5 seconds after the door closed behind her, it opens again, and she pops her head back into the room and says, "Bye, deupd_u!" Her even knowing my name was weird, but she specifically turned around and came back to say goodbye to me, and no one else. None of the people she talked to everyday in class, just me. I've convinced myself this means she thought I was cute, but idk. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Just when I was planning to buy some ammo, the stupid hurricane panic comes |
| deupd_u 09/08/17 11:58:57 AM #7 | DragonGirlYuki posted... Why do you need the ammo? Because carrying ball ammo (non-hollow point) is like, https://media.giphy.com/media/HIy1lh3SIBgaY/200.gif Error1355 posted... I said PEW PEW https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cq2a3oXUIAAkcSJ.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Just when I was planning to buy some ammo, the stupid hurricane panic comes |
| deupd_u 09/08/17 11:49:03 AM #1 | There's not a single box of 9mm JHPs in at least 20 square miles from me now. And that's the only kind completely gone. I've been carrying ball ammo forever because I'm too cheap to pay for the JHPs, but I was finally going to get some. God damn it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why does he wear the mask? |
| deupd_u 09/07/17 3:26:40 PM #3 | Turbam posted... If I take that off, will you die? It would be extremely... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Did you know hurricanes didn't exist before 'An Inconvenient Truth' came out? |
| deupd_u 09/07/17 7:02:09 AM #1 | It's all George Bush's fault! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why did God create dangerous things like hurricanes and other natural disasters |
| deupd_u 09/06/17 11:15:39 AM #2 | To create sales for Wal-Mart and Home Depot. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How closely do you follow "bros before hoes" |
| deupd_u 09/05/17 6:30:18 PM #4 | I have no bros, nor hoes to be concerned with. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What is about AVGN that makes it work so much better than Nostalgia critic? |
| deupd_u 09/05/17 6:17:57 PM #27 | Chicken posted... Critic is cringe incarnate. Why does he have a gun? That really sums up his ineptitude. It's a literal version of that scene from The Office when Steve Carell is in an improv class, and he keeps having all of his characters pull out guns.  He's just not very intelligent, and consequently, not funny. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Hottest gif you'll see all YEAR |
| deupd_u 09/04/17 8:39:38 PM #7 | chrono625 posted... she had no idea Okay --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I've found myself watching numerous Vine compilations on YouTube |
| deupd_u 09/04/17 8:13:11 PM #1 | I can see why it died. It's 90% song references, strangely. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Lifetime movies are funny |
| deupd_u 09/04/17 7:55:45 AM #15 | I like how they teach women: "Even if there is 0 evidence of your man cheating, just. keep. picking. and you WILL find that he is." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Jesus, Jordan Peterson gets $60,000 per month from Patreon |
| deupd_u 09/03/17 8:34:40 PM #14 | Man, you guys are so slept. Y'all need to get woke. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Jesus, Jordan Peterson gets $60,000 per month from Patreon |
| deupd_u 09/03/17 8:15:27 PM #1 | https://www.patreon.com/jordanbpeterson --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Getting a free refill right before leaving a fast food place- theft? |
| deupd_u 09/02/17 3:43:10 PM #3 | It depends on if they offer free refills or not. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | It's funny how often dentists will try to tell people a tooth needs pulled |
| deupd_u 09/02/17 10:41:16 AM #1 | When it doesn't, at all. And they know that, too. They're seriously willing to needlessly cut off part of a person's body, for what, $300? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | You have to be a next level fedora to seriously be mad churches don't pay taxes |
| deupd_u 09/02/17 8:39:31 AM #1 | I bet they'd want all that tax money to go to NASA, too. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | You're an idiot if you think these actually work |
| deupd_u 09/01/17 6:46:23 PM #7 | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yadbYN_oIXY/maxresdefault.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do girls have always stretch marks? |
| deupd_u 08/31/17 4:37:46 PM #1 | The only dudes who have them are/were obese, but all normal sized girls seem to have them. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I lit a candle to make my apartment smell better, then a stray hair fell into it |
| deupd_u 08/31/17 10:29:17 AM #1 | And now my entire apartment smells like burnt hair. Thanks, Trump. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Ordered another blue rare steak, pic inside |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 9:43:51 PM #4 | ItsYourFault posted... stop taking pictures at restaurants Just eat the food, Jesus. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | WTF is caffeine supposed to do? |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 9:42:38 PM #1 | I used to drink nothing but Coke, and I quit with about 2 years off the stuff. I know it's not as much as coffee, but I've still never felt anything off of it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Who is the Yajirobe of CE? |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 9:33:16 PM #4 | Who is fat and had a sword? Probably a lot. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | 1 Four Loko is the same as an entire bottle of strong wine |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 8:46:41 PM #1 | idk who thought this was a good idea, --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Do you tip services like UberEats, Amazon Prime Now Restaurants, etc? |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 7:26:39 PM #2 | I'm not a nu-male chode, so I've never used them --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would you expect your best friend to give you money if he won the lottery? |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 6:44:40 PM #6 | Implying I have friends --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | The punishment for looting during harvey has been raised to 5-life in prison |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 6:43:33 PM #4 | A_Good_Boy posted... That's excessive. It's a scare tactic to scare innocents into accepting plea bargains for crimes they didn't commit. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What's your favorite of my 10/10 songs from The Weeknd |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 7:57:29 AM #26 | People who aren't basic-ass white girls listen to that dude? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Black and white striped shirt, denim jacket, white pants/shorts |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 7:13:23 AM #3 | It's not a critique of the outfit, it's an observation of the female hive-mind. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Black and white striped shirt, denim jacket, white pants/shorts |
| deupd_u 08/29/17 7:03:24 AM #1 | Is this some sort of gang uniform for girls? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Parking registration is now closed. |
| deupd_u 08/28/17 8:36:06 AM #5 | *School tears out parking lot to build another building* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | *has a pleasant conversation with an interested girl on tinder* |
| deupd_u 08/28/17 7:18:57 AM #45 | I swipe left if they don't have any full body photos. But you still can't anticipate when they use 3 year old photos from when they were 15, and high school has brutalized them into a garbage human. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What have you done to make yourself more like Aaron, today? |
| deupd_u 08/27/17 4:16:39 PM #1 | |
| Topic | This girl is 17. |
| deupd_u 08/27/17 12:30:05 PM #42 | And she's only has sex with 55 year old doctors --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
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