Lurker > deupd_u

marthsheretoo posted...

Let her catch you posing in front of your computer with a knife in front of your chicken legs.

The problem should take care of itself from there.

Not even joking: I told her about that, and she thought it was funny AF

But you know she's a great person and will be good for you? Not liking her also means that even though she is very good looking, you're not sexually attracted.

Asking for a friend...

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I have had sex with more beautiful women than all of CE put together. Let the horror of that seep into your soul. How are you being outwitted and outplayed by such a wretch? The gods frown upon you, my child.

I am fully erect and ready to fuck at the thought of this jacket.

Big C for me. I, a 22 year old lesbian dance theory major, have figured out everything, objectively.

Imagine being enraged that a single conservative leaning station even exists in all of MSM LOOOOOOOL

Probably the existence of mobile games

Well?

Talas posted...

Yeah, that's how flu vaccines work.

Are you comparing COVID to the flu?

BobanMarjanovic posted...

Just get the booster

And a booster-booster. And a booster-booster-booster

They offered him a repayment contract

That's not going to work out well for him, having agreed to the whole thing, but no one would want to mention that.

I am literally DONE-ION RINGS with life

I'm being brave and making a stand

Rathinor posted...

No one wants to take advice from a virgin like TC

I genuinely crush more than anyone on CE, and you need to take a good, hard look at yourselves for that.

It won't get you any wiener touches, if you can believe it

There's going to be a fight scene, rape scene, and escape scene. There's not much else that can happen

Your plans, what you're drinking, how PUMPED you are!

Going to the club tonight. I broke up with my gf, so now I'm looking for a new one, WHOOOO! Drinking Bud Platinum, only because it was on sale. I can't wait to meet some new females!

How about you????

And then AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And then OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Real toe-tapper!

muh mental health

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That's a very odd thing to make up, my dude. You might be thinking of Sunhawk

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Quite dreadful the deupster is somehow exceeding you in life, isn't it? \_( )_/

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I have a job and a girlfriend now. Was 15 years of my daily shitposting not enough for you? Need you more?

The steak cooked all the way to well done

Irony posted...

What does that even mean

Someone isn't bad enough to understand

Have you ever tried DMTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO

OKAY. LOL. You're so fucking MAD. You're probably a Nazi, right? I bet you watch Fox News. I am DONE. TOP KEK. Blocked! Ignored. Adios. TKO historical. Sorry, friendo. Caring about anything is SO 2010. I'm calling the police.

lol

I, too, only took 30 seconds to decide to shoot my dad in the chest. I mean, I know you're my dad, but you killed my wrestling coach? *Bang*

My only real complaint. I'm not one of those "THIS RETROACTIVELY RUINED THE ENTIRE SERIES" whiners. The women were too hot, though. Distracting. When the green haired chick took her top off, I outloud went "HELL YEAH"

This crusty old Aunt Sharon pulled $4k monthly from OF. WTF?

Tanks, v

More like Hilary Dumptruck

You guys aren't thinking very much

Not taught in school =/= "Banned"

RIP Man at home hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I find it more satisfying to literally chef kiss. I'm actually doing it. He's making another man actually chef kiss at his computer screen with how bonkers he's being
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/8/AANViFAACzxS.jpg

Bio1590 posted...

A topic from the guy who literally posts misinformation about Trump, the election, and covid.

The lack of self-awarness in this post. I'm literally doing the chef kiss thing right now.

My girlfriend: "I'm pregnant." That's misinformation.

The judge: "I sentence you to 20 years." That's misinformation.

My boss: "You're fired." That's misinformation.

The mechanic: "You need new tires." That's misinformation.

The waiter: "That sandwich has tomato." That's misinformation.

The psychologist: "You're unstable, deupd_u." That's misinformation.

Don't be brainwashed by the conservatives

Imagine being so hurt by "people" on GameFax

Indeed is really the only site you need. Rarely LinkedIn wll have some Indeed doesn't. My only job seeker pro-tip would be look into local governments. The city, the county. They usually don't post on job boards, so there's much less competition aware of the jobs.

I said "I've been spending most my life living in a gangsta's paradise."

She left without a word. I leave the ladies speechless

Ahem

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3694654/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm

top kek

You guys are behaving way more than I thought

I applied to over 500 jobs, and the only offer I got was to be a temp at $15, 40 miles away

MarveI posted...

You need to cut her loose TC. If I had to call the cops on a chick, you can bet I wouldnt give her a second chance.

That's what I'm thinking, but for being a dick, I'm too forgiving for my own good sometimes. I'm going to the club tonight and seeing if I can crush

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink from across the room
Take your hand from across the room
No need here for the silly room
Make our way from across the room
The club is the sky and I'm on your room
Move in close from across the room
Our bodies touch from across the room
Leave this place go back to room
Our lips first touch from across the room
A whole night what we've got in room
Whisper in my ear from across the room
And I ROOM in my pants

Santa Clause is making, a list

Rathinor posted...

Nah, you got drunk and posted your picture once, claiming you were an alpha.

You're thinking of someone else, my obsessive dude.

Anteaterking posted...

Why did you call the police?

Because she refused to leave?

Shablagoo posted...

LMAO wait arent you the dude who got Donald Trumps name engraved on your pocket knife?

I bought it like that on Amazon for $8

Kiyune posted...

Why were you even with her if you didn't like or care about her much, and also the red flags her behavior gave off

She's sweet (mostly), I wanted to give her a chance