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| Topic | Why do you want to be here? |
| deupd_u 08/20/17 6:54:50 PM #4 | I have no place else to go. CE is the most social interaction I get. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I feel the need for speed! |
| deupd_u 08/20/17 5:48:15 PM #1 | My crippling amphetamine addiction is tearing my family apart. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I have to do a 'Video Assessment' for a job I'm applying for. Help me out |
| deupd_u 08/20/17 3:33:16 PM #4 | TheDarkCircle posted... wtf I cannot possibly imagine what confusion you're experiencing. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I have to do a 'Video Assessment' for a job I'm applying for. Help me out |
| deupd_u 08/20/17 3:26:48 PM #2 | Please Respond. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | For anyone thinking of majoring in Finance: Don't. |
| deupd_u 08/20/17 2:57:02 PM #11 | RebelElite791 posted... What if they want to work in the financial sector? Choco posted... this is way too specific for your advice to be taken seriously What I mean to say is, if you want to work in financial services, a Physics degree (ie, studying higher level math used in financial models) would be much more beneficial. I've been watching video courses from Yale and Stanford they posted to YouTube, and they're still teaching things like the definition of an "asset" in Master's level classes. Jesus. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I have to do a 'Video Assessment' for a job I'm applying for. Help me out |
| deupd_u 08/20/17 2:50:53 PM #1 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AlphaSights I have to record a video of myself answering given questions. I never know how to answer, "Why do you want to work here?" https://www.glassdoor.com/Interview/AlphaSights-Interview-Questions-E465088.htm --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | For anyone thinking of majoring in Finance: Don't. |
| deupd_u 08/20/17 2:15:50 PM #1 | Study Physics instead. I'm almost done with my Finance degree, and there's been exactly 1 class I've taken that taught me any useful information I didn't already know, and it covered fairly basic calculus applied to securities. This was a serious mistake. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Applied to a job that turns out to be in San Francisco, they want to follow up. |
| deupd_u 08/19/17 8:10:51 AM #1 | God damn it. Of course the only people to entertain me are in a shit hole 3,000 miles away. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | When was the last time you had a sad?? |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 7:09:01 PM #3 | >Implying there's been a time I wasn't sad --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I've told you guys repeatedly to stop using this emoji: ( ._.) |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 6:56:40 PM #14 | I am against emoticons/emojis, yet I do support things that express sorrow. I am conflicted. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | HoLy FUCK..Rate this super fucking duper hot/cute Asian girl with nice ass boobs |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 6:55:02 PM #4 | I mean, you're not going to have sex with her; there's really no point. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | The perfect woman, but... |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 6:52:09 PM #2 | >"woman" >"Do you accept?" Probably. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Trump is the fucking best |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 2:33:32 PM #1 | Imagine candy-ass Obama firing someone --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | C/D: You love being quoted on here. |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 8:46:00 AM #5 | I like when I make an elaborate message and someone "quotes" it by editing it like, deupd_u posted... I'm a big dummy and my opinions are stinky doo doo --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | C/D: When you're about to prematurely climax. |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 7:24:08 AM #2 | D. When I'm about to prematurely climax https://youtu.be/vr79HA2V27M?t=26s --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What's it like waking up next to a cute white chick? |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 7:17:51 AM #3 | https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2014/05/d2e3bb5a3f6e9d6269a5d05a18987dcd.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | When was the last time you made love? |
| deupd_u 08/18/17 7:15:52 AM #11 | Aeons preceding creation did I last plunge into the depths. I have spent the interim searching for the darkness once more, but alas, I have found only fatties. Seriously, it's like "water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Conor McGregor is not even married to the mother of his child |
| deupd_u 08/17/17 3:47:34 PM #5 | Remember when Mayweather was on Ridiculousness, and he brought some random ho from the strip club with him to be on television? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: E |
| deupd_u 08/17/17 3:38:42 PM #16 | Wait, Big Samus? Seriously? Dude's dead. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: E |
| deupd_u 08/17/17 3:37:32 PM #15 | ssj3vegeta posted... Dragon pick won da letter D with 9 votes Motherfuckers forgot about deupd --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | 7 minute IQ test. |
| deupd_u 08/17/17 6:46:46 AM #21 | Verdekal posted... Multiply by 5/3, then by 2 and add 60 is supposedly your IQ.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: D |
| deupd_u 08/16/17 9:31:31 PM #79 | MOTHERFUCKERS ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT DEUPD --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: D |
| deupd_u 08/16/17 6:27:51 PM #78 | Nowadays, everybody wanna talk Like they got somethin' to say But nothin' comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish And motherfuckers act like they forgot about deupd --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Oh_Boy Tomi Lahren, say it ain't so |
| deupd_u 08/16/17 5:33:23 PM #47 | Oh_Boy_ posted... https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/895998371126816769 Literally listening to anything that "PUA" loser has to sayy Also, is there any evidence that is actually someone she's involved with? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What makes extra virgin olive oil "extra" virgin? |
| deupd_u 08/16/17 4:04:47 PM #8 | It watches anime --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What's the best place in university to find asian girls? |
| deupd_u 08/16/17 7:33:00 AM #8 | I mean, most universities have racial segregation student organizations. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Who were the "victims" of the Charlottesville protest? |
| deupd_u 08/16/17 7:31:05 AM #10 | Me, because all my internet is polluted with SJW seriously looking for praise by posting anti-nazi sentiments. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | When we don't challenge hateful narratives, they become entrenched. |
| deupd_u 08/15/17 6:57:34 PM #38 | Wah wah historical revisionism because I'm better than everyone else who ever live before me wah wah --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Seth Meyers is spot on about Trump's delayed response to domestic terrorism |
| deupd_u 08/15/17 1:02:42 PM #3 | Unless he says it doesn't matter, no. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Anyone else here slept with a MILF or Cougar? |
| deupd_u 08/15/17 9:01:56 AM #27 | I had a 42 y/o into me when I was 18, but I thought I was just imagining it, at the time. I could've lost my V to her, and it would have been awesome. I regret every decision I've ever made. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Can't believe I saw the flag of a country where people have no rights |
| deupd_u 08/15/17 8:30:23 AM #1 | http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/04/John-Birch-Society-American-Flag-hero-E.jpeg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | *clocks in on CE* |
| deupd_u 08/15/17 8:29:06 AM #2 | *Cracks knuckles, starts shit posting* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | some guy in penn station just yelled "ey, I'm walkin' here" |
| deupd_u 08/15/17 8:23:26 AM #2 | Children, pls... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Has anyone ever noticed that females don't really crave protein? |
| deupd_u 08/15/17 7:39:58 AM #2 | Because they take enough meat already --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How come girls don't like dick pics? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 6:23:14 PM #3 | Women are more sexually oriented towards words. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of freedom and opportunity |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 6:05:23 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Which question is philosophically deeper? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 6:03:19 PM #1 | --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | this is what life is like for betas |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 5:47:13 PM #5 | Life is volatile for betas. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | BREAKING: Donald Trump taps side of staircase |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 5:45:59 PM #8 | LOL and people will still defend Trumpf after this xD --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Literally every topic I make |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 9:48:17 AM #1 | deupd_u: "Hello, Person A." Person A: "Hi, deupd_u." Person B: "OH SHIT, GET REKT DOOPD" Person C: "o shit, someone call the fire department, we've got sum 3rd degree burns here" Person A: "lol I always knew you were a loser, deupd." And then I'm supposed to feel bad about this, for some reason. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 9:29:21 AM #39 | pinky0926 posted... You can't actually be for real, deupd True Story.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 8:54:46 AM #30 | EmeralDragon23 posted... TC had a meltdown on my topic because I called the white supremacists in VA White Supremacists That's a pretty injudicious definition of "meltdown" you have.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 8:36:06 AM #24 | pinky0926 posted... Or maybe you're not quite appreciating the subtext in my comment: Never shopped at old navy bro because I never would shop at old navy, bro This is some next level irony, and I don't think anyone is here is smart enough to appreciate it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 8:24:02 AM #21 | pinky0926 posted... deupd_u posted...Stop demagoguing when you look like Old Navy had its way with you, You have the reading comprehension of the average high school student, too. Geez. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 8:13:00 AM #14 | pinky0926 posted... deupd_u posted...You should, you'd love it. It's your exact non-style. Stop demagoguing when you look like Old Navy had its way with you, --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 8:05:42 AM #12 | pinky0926 posted... Dude, I've never once lurked on /fa/. You should, you'd love it. It's your exact non-style. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 7:50:22 AM #8 | pinky0926 posted... Who hurt you TC. Was it me? You're remarkably banal, and your general life insight is as interesting and nuanced as the average high school student. You also think any shirt with buttons is #HighFashion; people like you are why I don't go to /fa/ anymore. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is pinky0926 the worst, most basic poster on CE? |
| deupd_u 08/14/17 7:20:28 AM #1 | --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Man, I could sure go for some sex about now |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 9:30:03 PM #2 | Please respond --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
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