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| Topic | I don't talk. |
| deupd_u 02/20/18 7:58:03 PM #3 | I used to be awkward unintentionally, now I'm awkward on purpose to amuse myself by making others uncomfortable. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Just 23 cents a day can help save... |
| deupd_u 02/20/18 7:55:50 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Is it really necessary for porn video titles to refer to the women as bitches? |
| deupd_u 02/20/18 4:14:01 PM #18 | I like how some are like, "My girlfriend-blah blah" How sad is that dude? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | CYOA: You have a stick |
| deupd_u 02/20/18 11:09:36 AM #2 | I would call my senator to demand congress ban such assault style sticks --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Those school shooting victims are going in on Republicans |
| deupd_u 02/20/18 10:46:32 AM #2 | I don't care about the political opinions of children. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How much do you need to get paid to wear suit to work every day? |
| deupd_u 02/20/18 10:01:06 AM #3 | This topic is bad, and you should feel bad for it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Gun poll for liberals only |
| deupd_u 02/19/18 11:46:03 AM #8 | ForestLogic posted... I'm a moderate. Can I still vote? Please don't --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Do you believe the trump presidency has had any effect on increasing the number |
| deupd_u 02/19/18 11:43:58 AM #3 | KazGT6 posted... I have read and heard many people say that they believe that it has had this effect. Do these people happen to resemble uniquely shaped ice crystals falling from the sky? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Gun poll for liberals only |
| deupd_u 02/19/18 11:26:10 AM #1 | |
| Topic | "It's not a gun problem, it's a people problem." Why not both? |
| deupd_u 02/19/18 8:55:53 AM #4 | Congress should make it mandatory that all people kill themselves-BUT NOT WITH GUNS-and that would fix everything, but the 'publucans are to stupid to agree to sensible gun control. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Piece of shit President Zuma of South Africa resigns |
| deupd_u 02/19/18 7:26:20 AM #12 | As if any fucking one of you know a God damned thing about South African politics. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Trump supporter dating sites. |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 6:31:39 PM #2 | I literally might actually join these --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Florida high school student speech brought me to tears |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 5:52:47 PM #58 | @6:05 "He wouldn't have harmed that many students with a knife" https://www.cnn.com/2016/07/25/world/japan-knife-attack-deaths/index.html *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Is it a meme to pretend Kendrick Lamar is lyrically clever? |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 2:47:36 PM #1 | Or are peeps just dum --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | you guys ever notice that gun proponents are usually stupid? |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 7:54:21 AM #2 | This topic has the least thought put into it of any topics to have existed. You should be ashamed of yourself. I suggest you find a human female to have sex with. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Are girls shocked when they learn and see male genitalia for the first time? |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 7:32:42 AM #5 | I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor acting like she's never seen a magnum before -Jordon Terrell --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 7:04:15 AM #5 | Through the fire and the flames, we did it all for the nookie --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | black science man is going full ham |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 6:50:08 AM #59 | You know what does stop bullets from killing school children? Passive aggressive Tweets from glorified high school teachers. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | We should replace all instances of the word 'drunk' with 'crunk' |
| deupd_u 02/18/18 6:43:15 AM #1 | The entire family was killed when their car was struck by a crunk driver. The man would abuse his wife and frighten his children whenever he got crunk. I'm sorry. I love you. I didn't mean to sleep with her! I-I was crunk, a-a-and...no! Baby, don't leave! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Can we forget about the things I said when I was crunk? |
| deupd_u 02/17/18 6:53:23 PM #1 | I didn't mean to get so crunk. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Since when did CE get so many conservatives? Jesus. This place is rough now |
| deupd_u 02/17/18 4:15:55 PM #2 | https://youtu.be/NP7SfpcsVhE?t=9s --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do some dudes claim they don't deed/watch porn when they clearly do? |
| deupd_u 02/17/18 7:51:16 AM #2 | Because they want it to seem like they get so much V, they don't need it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How much do I need to make before I can get a girl who's presentably attractive? |
| deupd_u 02/17/18 7:49:14 AM #1 | $45k/year? I'm looking for my first job out of college, so I need to know this. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | youre a highschool student and you have a weird quiet loner classmate |
| deupd_u 02/16/18 8:38:16 PM #2 | I would demand Congress ban high schools --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What's the big issue with mandatory background checks, firearm safety class,etc? |
| deupd_u 02/16/18 8:27:08 PM #48 | I'm always bewildered at the liberal fantasy that there exists some sort of imaginary firearm "training" that will make people not want to kill others afterward. I've had "training:" it's literally "don't point the gun at people" and "don't touch the trigger until ready to shoot." That's it. It is a gun; its use is not complicated. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Literally anything some teenager does is Trump's fault |
| deupd_u 02/16/18 6:57:25 AM #1 | Snowflakes, plz --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Remington files for bankruptcy amid declining gun sales |
| deupd_u 02/13/18 8:15:03 PM #11 | No one likes Remington because their quality control is terrible and their guns aren't safe. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why are Rock love songs called a "ballad"? |
| deupd_u 02/13/18 1:15:29 PM #2 | Because they sound as good as a salad of balls. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Got a phone interview for next Tuesday |
| deupd_u 02/13/18 1:14:00 PM #2 | I have a phone interview this afternoon, AND one on Friday. Suck it --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Someone tried to kill Gavin Free and Meg Turney |
| deupd_u 02/13/18 12:34:22 PM #1 | https://kotaku.com/armed-fan-invades-youtube-stars-home-1822943830 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Jordan Peterson tells me I need to create a family and better society through |
| deupd_u 02/13/18 12:19:12 PM #31 | Literally trying to put the philosophical argument of Peterson against the most obnoxious comedian since Andy Dick https://img.fireden.net/vg/image/1429/48/1429483744103.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Rate my plans for Valentine's Day |
| deupd_u 02/13/18 6:57:48 AM #1 | Hitchhike on the side of the road with a sign that says, "Poundtown or bust - Happy Valentine's," probably get picked up by some obese, single mom in her 50s who reeks of cigarettes, go to Poundtown, catch every STD, wake up naked 2 states away. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | i bet u virgin nerds cant even name one girl lmao |
| deupd_u 02/12/18 3:44:38 PM #2 | Becky, with the good hair --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | It's the middle of the night. You wake up, having to go pee. |
| deupd_u 02/12/18 9:29:52 AM #2 | >Not peeing the bed --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Look what MY GIRLFRIEND made for me |
| deupd_u 02/12/18 7:02:23 AM #1 | https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/a8/a3/18a8a3cca5b4eabbeb645ab804c2d0a1--luigi-cake-mario-bros-cake.jpg EDIT: Gosh! 8,000 upboats? I'm honored. I'm glad this cake isn't a lie-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Do you like skin armor? |
| deupd_u 02/12/18 6:47:30 AM #6 | I like skin armor because it's easy to penetrate. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | 'Why don't developers remake this old game I like? Do they hate money?' |
| deupd_u 02/12/18 6:37:24 AM #1 | *Complains about being a virgin* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would you date someone with opposite political views as you? |
| deupd_u 02/11/18 12:28:42 PM #2 | Tomi Lahren is too hot for me, so I have no choice. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Liberals be like, 'when it comes to being DUMB, America has a TRUMP CARD! HAHA' |
| deupd_u 02/11/18 7:10:40 AM #3 | NibeIungsnarf posted... Are you trying to get me to subscribe to the Trump newsletter or some shit? deupd_u is a government shill. Confirmed. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Liberals be like, 'when it comes to being DUMB, America has a TRUMP CARD! HAHA' |
| deupd_u 02/11/18 7:02:35 AM #1 | https://trumpcard.trumphotels.com/ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | The female winner of the sexfactor porn show has a lot of videos now... |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 11:21:56 AM #30 | I'm surprised The Colonel didn't become a CE hero --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Rate: Jessica Chastain |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 11:14:32 AM #10 | I'd stain her chast --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Do you have any coworkers that you hate? |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 11:00:37 AM #9 | >2018 >not adopting the objectively superior NEET lifestyle >I shiggy diggy --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What kind of manlet are you? |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 10:57:10 AM #6 | I'm 6'2" and good looking, but I'm skinny, so fat girls think I'm attainable for them and won't leave me alone --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | 'Introverts' sure are extroverted when they want to tell people how introverted |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 7:47:07 AM #11 | I always forget CE has the reading comprehension skills of a dog. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | lT'S MY MONEY |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 7:32:01 AM #2 | No, it is the people's money.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Just because you can earn money doesn't mean you should have it. |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 7:30:54 AM #2 | |
| Topic | 'Introverts' sure are extroverted when they want to tell people how introverted |
| deupd_u 02/10/18 6:35:29 AM #4 | Lost_All_Senses posted... You probably thought this was clever It's an observation on the use of labels. I am a person, and come to conclusions about the world around me, using the power of my brain. I highly recommend doing so. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
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