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| Topic | You are now a flight attendant. |
| deupd_u 12/30/18 1:26:50 PM #3 | I let everybody know, and feel superior to everyone, even though I failed out of my first semester of college. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | ITT: "cool" thing you can buy at a gun show |
| deupd_u 12/30/18 12:33:29 PM #7 | Why do they always have those huge, 8ft long belts? What are those for? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | A friend once sent me to the grocery to buy grenadine |
| deupd_u 12/30/18 11:40:12 AM #2 | This "friend" had a vagina, didn't they? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you have sex with a married woman? |
| deupd_u 12/30/18 7:12:57 AM #20 | I don't want a man to watch my thrusting, Hank Hill butt. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Let's see how many anti-vax people are on this board. |
| deupd_u 12/29/18 6:47:06 PM #14 | "anti-vax" is 2018's version of 2007 writhing atheism. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What vehicle have you driven the most miles in? |
| deupd_u 12/29/18 5:55:35 PM #10 | I had a Ford Explorer Sport Trac with 240k. Only problem I ever had was the window motor broke. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Wrestler seriously after doing move |
| deupd_u 12/29/18 4:52:16 PM #5 | What was the other guy doing? He just got on the ground in sympathy --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's crazy how people will write off an entire religion because 'the gays tho' |
| deupd_u 12/28/18 8:33:27 PM #62 | Conflict posted... Deupd_u saying something dumb as hell? Must be a day ending in y https://www.stopbullying.gov/ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Think of how old and worn out all of today's hot women will be by the time you |
| deupd_u 12/28/18 6:24:04 PM #1 | could possibly be successful enough to have sex with them. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What's so great about getting drunk? |
| deupd_u 12/28/18 6:19:43 PM #5 | The existential terror goes away, along with all the artificial societal rules. I can make out with women who are actually good looking when alc is involved. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | C/D: everything is harder for you than other people |
| deupd_u 12/28/18 6:12:42 PM #8 | |
| Topic | The parking lot at Aldi is always free from carts |
| deupd_u 12/27/18 6:47:10 PM #22 | Goddamn homeless people always harass me, offering to take my cart back for me so they can get my quarter. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I CAN BUY AT ALDI FOR A QUARTER? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Post ITT and you'll be blessed with a blonde gf who's a real bitch to everyone |
| deupd_u 12/27/18 6:31:56 PM #2 | deupd_u posted... Except you! And she's cuuuuuuuute --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | C/D: everything is harder for you than other people |
| deupd_u 12/27/18 4:14:19 PM #1 | Hmmm? - Results (10 votes)
C
30% (3 votes)
3
D
70% (7 votes)
7
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| Topic | Post ITT and you'll be blessed with a blonde gf who's a real bitch to everyone |
| deupd_u 12/27/18 2:34:45 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby. |
| deupd_u 12/27/18 5:54:47 AM #29 | The implication that I'll ever have a job good enough to afford my own apartment-LOL --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Imagine being a normie and having a social group of roughly 20 people who all |
| deupd_u 12/27/18 5:52:09 AM #1 | Have casual sex with each other whenever they're bored. What a strange way of life. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Caution got warned :0 |
| deupd_u 12/27/18 5:48:35 AM #41 | DarkChozoGhost posted... laughing at...racist jokes Wow, what an unforgivable sin. Laughing at jokes, SMGDH --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Utah First In The Nation To Lower Its DUI Limit To .05 Percent |
| deupd_u 12/26/18 6:48:19 PM #84 | DUI is for some reason the 1 socially acceptable way for the government to be a godless bottom-feeder and fuck people as hard as possible over traffic violations. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Last VisitDecember 26th, 2018 |
| deupd_u 12/25/18 8:39:58 PM #1 | |
| Topic | "Why are you happy that the economy is going to shit?" |
| deupd_u 12/25/18 3:15:12 PM #4 | Genocet_10-325 posted... The answer is, Republican policies always lead to economic downturn sooner or later. k --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | The hot girl and sentimental dad dilemma. |
| deupd_u 12/25/18 1:49:50 PM #6 | UnfairRepresent posted... you bump into the hottest woman you have ever seen Posts Asian girl with busted face --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Christmas freaking SUCKS |
| deupd_u 12/25/18 1:38:04 PM #10 | Drumiester posted... You sound like a sad nobody yourself. I post on GameFACKS --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Christmas freaking SUCKS |
| deupd_u 12/25/18 12:42:56 PM #1 | -BORING -Everything is closed -Have to see dickface family members -Have to see entourage of inconsequential NOBODIES brought by dickface family and pretend to be happy to see them -Everyone yells at you if you eat anything all day before dinner -Everyone is going to ask me how my Christmas was, tomorrow -I have to listen to everyone tell me their "wacky" antics at THEIR Christmas, tomorrow I'd rather be at work --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's crazy how people will write off an entire religion because 'the gays tho' |
| deupd_u 12/24/18 6:41:00 AM #34 | Kineth posted... Man y'all are taking bait from a 13 year old account with 9 posts. I have a job now, My CE-ing has taken devastating a hit. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's crazy how people will write off an entire religion because 'the gays tho' |
| deupd_u 12/24/18 5:48:31 AM #21 | Lord_Shadow posted... deupd_u posted...Lord_Shadow posted...deupd_u posted...Christianity: the most intricate concept to ever grace humanity. That was an appropriate level counter-argument for your "argument." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's crazy how people will write off an entire religion because 'the gays tho' |
| deupd_u 12/24/18 5:03:00 AM #19 | Lord_Shadow posted... deupd_u posted...Christianity: the most intricate concept to ever grace humanity. Rika_Furude posted... deupd_u posted...the most intricate concept  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | *commits a crime* |
| deupd_u 12/23/18 7:17:36 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Trump's Economy: Dow Jones Takes Biggest Dive Since 2008 Financial Crash |
| deupd_u 12/22/18 8:01:28 AM #46 | Genocet_10-325 posted... Good. The American people need to be punished to realize that elections have consequences and you reap what you sow. Imagine actually having this brain --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Sex Island is real O_O |
| deupd_u 12/22/18 6:53:45 AM #2 | You're telling me I can PAY, HOOKERS, for SEX? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you ever get tired of cringe? |
| deupd_u 12/22/18 6:46:41 AM #2 | |
| Topic | What age does losing you virginity at* make you cool for lifem? |
| deupd_u 12/22/18 6:22:36 AM #2 | I mean, the P passes through the V at birth. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's crazy how people will write off an entire religion because 'the gays tho' |
| deupd_u 12/22/18 5:54:20 AM #8 | apolloooo posted... TheKingOf-Kings posted...Aristoph posted...deupd_u posted...Christianity: the most intricate concept to ever grace humanity. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Bumble now allows you to filter people |
| deupd_u 12/21/18 5:58:19 AM #25 | Bumble sucks. In what area are there actually any people on it? I was living in Orlando when I used it, and I was able to literally swipe right on EVERY woman in the entire city. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's crazy how people will write off an entire religion because 'the gays tho' |
| deupd_u 12/21/18 4:53:11 AM #6 | TheKingOf-Kings posted... Aristoph posted...deupd_u posted...Christianity: the most intricate concept to ever grace humanity. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's crazy how people will write off an entire religion because 'the gays tho' |
| deupd_u 12/21/18 4:47:08 AM #1 | Christianity: the most intricate concept to ever grace humanity. "But it don't like gays tho-EVIL REEEEEEEEEEEEE" Not exactly an "enlightened by my intelligence," nuanced opinion. It's just such a thoughtless response. I'm not even anti-gay. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | White |
| deupd_u 12/20/18 8:51:25 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Hmm, look at what is on the front page of Reddit |
| deupd_u 12/19/18 8:29:29 PM #1 | https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/a7ofji/psbattle_a_construction_crew_saving_a_woman_from/ Gee, I seem to recall some GameFacker memeing himself with that back in 2013...Oh, wait-IT WAS ME  TOO SLOW, DINGUS --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | tik tok |
| deupd_u 12/19/18 5:56:40 AM #4 | https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/402/574/13b.gif --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Post ITT and you'll be blessed with a gf who's always positive and supportive |
| deupd_u 12/19/18 5:46:45 AM #1 | She's freaking jazzed when you start an endeavor, and knows you'll be great. She cheers embarrassingly loudly at times, and see calls you "Tiger" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Think about a girl who curved you. |
| deupd_u 12/18/18 6:20:21 PM #2 | She did what to me? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Criss Angel trying to be edgy, looking like Ronald McDonald |
| deupd_u 12/17/18 8:05:50 PM #1 |  He has to know, right? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why is there a 22LR caliber AR15 style rifle? |
| deupd_u 12/15/18 10:39:50 AM #3 | IdiotMachine posted... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | The state of Artie Lang's nose |
| deupd_u 12/15/18 10:37:37 AM #17 | |
| Topic | Kendall Jenner looks so adorable in this pic. |
| deupd_u 12/15/18 8:57:59 AM #2 | That's a terrible photo --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Wow, the NRA found a way to blame teachers for school shootings |
| deupd_u 12/15/18 8:44:03 AM #8 | Thompson posted... Of course, those teachers would never lose their cool and draw a gun on the kids, much less open fire on them. Yes, actually, ya gosh darn psychopath. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | No excuse for anyone to not have an SO. |
| deupd_u 12/15/18 8:25:08 AM #27 | What are the odds Shane has a rich family, and Hannah just so happens to have a lot of guy friends? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's sad how millennial couples take having a pet together so seriously |
| deupd_u 12/15/18 6:56:19 AM #8 | Wetterdew posted... Who cares. It doesn't hurt you. It hurts society. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's sad how millennial couples take having a pet together so seriously |
| deupd_u 12/15/18 6:40:22 AM #1 | They act like it's literally their child/it's important. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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