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| Topic | April 2nd, 2006 deupd_u never would've believed he wouldn't spend NYE 2020 w/ CE |
| deupd_u 12/31/19 5:29:42 PM #2 | Most important topic of 2020 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | April 2nd, 2006 deupd_u never would've believed he wouldn't spend NYE 2020 w/ CE |
| deupd_u 12/31/19 3:10:52 PM #1 | And instead going out with a hottie to get crunk dizzy and smash. I was a freaking loser, and now I'm making it, like a normal person. I never would have made it in my life without you, boys. Stay thirsty, my friends. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Alexa Bliss is such a snack |
| deupd_u 12/30/19 1:50:23 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Why isn't miming to lyrics during a live performance illegal? |
| deupd_u 12/30/19 1:47:45 PM #4 | They literally want you to do it --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Let me tell you something... |
| deupd_u 12/30/19 12:24:54 PM #2 | But only with a condom. Every time! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Here is an image of what l look like in 2019 |
| deupd_u 12/30/19 10:31:05 AM #4 | You gotta invest in some better quality polos, they won't collar flip like that. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is mine craft Steve black? |
| deupd_u 12/29/19 5:34:00 PM #2 | |
| Topic | I asked a black girl out... |
| deupd_u 12/26/19 6:08:21 PM #6 | Prestoff posted... But is she hot?How would you describe her donk? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | AOC waiting for you to tell her "Merry Christmas" |
| deupd_u 12/25/19 8:55:55 AM #1 | https://i.imgur.com/BmB6m9o.jpg She's waiting. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | man trash day is tomorrow at my moms |
| deupd_u 12/25/19 6:40:08 AM #3 | Dark_SilverX posted... RIP man trash shot up to 97 momsLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOOLOLOOOOLOLOOLLLLOOLLOOLO --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm taking my gf to meet my dad for christmas. I've never introduced a woman my |
| deupd_u 12/25/19 6:19:44 AM #1 | family before, I usually keep my worlds separate. We're fighting right now because she was drunk texting me gibberish last night. She's mad at me about it, somehow. I'm sure she'll be over it by today. I hope it goes okay. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | December 23rd is the day that really makes me feel like an adult |
| deupd_u 12/23/19 12:45:55 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Imagine not having Instagram |
| deupd_u 12/23/19 6:22:40 AM #14 | I go out to bars and actually have sex with women. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I think this is the 1st time ever I've had 0 active messages. Having a gf SUCKS |
| deupd_u 12/21/19 4:41:11 PM #1 | I just want to shitpost and JO, but my GF wants to play with my wiener all the time! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Wtf there are some pretty damn skimpy lingerie review vids on youtube |
| deupd_u 12/18/19 6:08:40 AM #4 | Breast feeding vids - YUMMY --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Will Greta Thurnburg go to college? |
| deupd_u 12/12/19 2:41:00 PM #2 | She's from Scandinavia, everything is free there --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My 9 year old nephew has started puberty early. |
| deupd_u 12/11/19 5:57:06 AM #10 | Imagine beating off so hard, you actually break a sweat. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | looking up old gfs, and they're all a bunch of losers |
| deupd_u 12/10/19 7:30:06 PM #7 | And they're all across the country now, for some reason. I can't even give them pity wiener! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | looking up old gfs, and they're all a bunch of losers |
| deupd_u 12/10/19 7:24:08 PM #1 | All college educated, but working as waitresses. SMDH. If they're good enough for my wiener, they're good enough for real jobs/lives. SAD! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you date a chick with a flat ass? Be honest. |
| deupd_u 12/10/19 3:40:57 PM #10 | Not even joking: a flat ass doesn't even look flat when it's bouncing on you. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm turning 37 and still a virgin |
| deupd_u 12/10/19 8:11:45 AM #15 | |
| Topic | porn is now banned from 4chan's /b/ board |
| deupd_u 12/10/19 4:37:42 AM #10 | Zikten posted... I saw a lot of fucked up shit on /b/ and I made a decision some years back to just cut it out of my life. I haven't returned in like 5 years or somethingLol --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Every day, I strive to do nothing. |
| deupd_u 12/04/19 6:01:03 PM #3 | Posting on GameFax is the most honorable act a man can commit. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Whenever i use <_< >_> in facebook convos. |
| deupd_u 12/03/19 7:12:25 PM #3 | CosmicShadows posted... I tell them it's a CE thing <_> --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Apparently my coworker thinks trans people are just gay people who won't... |
| deupd_u 12/02/19 3:05:32 PM #2 | Why do you care at all about this? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Kamala Harris' campaign accused of treating staff poorly |
| deupd_u 12/02/19 5:54:01 AM #9 | Why is she drunk all the time? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Making $7.50 an hour on postmates. |
| deupd_u 12/01/19 6:50:03 PM #3 | |
| Topic | I'm actually thinking about getting Tinder on my phone. Wtf. |
| deupd_u 12/01/19 2:13:37 PM #3 | People who think there is any way to exclusively "hook up" usually don't have much experience with women in the first place. It's just a way to meet people, don't think of it as anything other than that. You should do it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Who's suicide shocked you the most? |
| deupd_u 12/01/19 7:55:55 AM #21 | Scotty_Rogers posted... Chester Bennington. I grew up on Linkin Park. I always thought it was odd how that wasn't a very big news story. Literally the biggest band in the world for 17 years --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My first experience to modern gaming |
| deupd_u 12/01/19 6:09:50 AM #1 | I got an Xbox One for black friday that came with a download code for Gears 4 and 5. I started the downloads at 5:30PM last night. Without thinking, I selected 5 before 4. 12 hours later, 5 is downloaded, and it's 5 gigs into the 100 gig download of 4. At this rate, it won'd be ready until midnight tonight. Digital freaking SUCKS. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Rate my underwear I ordered |
| deupd_u 11/29/19 7:23:29 PM #8 | http://i.imgur.com/I5A4kf8.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It sucks having sex with the same woman |
| deupd_u 11/29/19 7:20:58 PM #21 | No_U_L7 posted... Who the fuck calls it a body count --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It sucks having sex with the same woman |
| deupd_u 11/28/19 2:33:31 PM #1 | If it doesn't add to my body count, what's the point? It's barely enjoyable after the 3rd time --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm sitting in my balcony and 2 girls below walking a dog pointed at me |
| deupd_u 11/28/19 11:14:57 AM #1 | They said something to each other and I couldn't hear what. 3 way imminent? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Facebook and Instagram outage |
| deupd_u 11/28/19 11:10:34 AM #3 | cmiller4642 posted... And nothing of value was lost What about the Insta girls who are very good people totally? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Post here if you're sad today! |
| deupd_u 11/28/19 11:09:46 AM #1 | Holiday got me F'ed UP! Cathart, my dudes. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | People who work the least make the most money, and people who work the most |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 3:53:18 PM #1 | make the least! Unbelievable! How do you even make a billion dollars smoking cigars at a desk anyway?! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What are you guys getting your girlfriends for christmas? |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 1:27:08 PM #8 | Shit, I didn't even think about this. I'll let her give me a BJ maybe? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I think I'm going to get an Xbox One for Black Friday, I never went current gen |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 1:13:01 PM #1 | I don't even know what games there even are on it, I never paid much attention after I fell off. It's coming with Gears 4 and 5 already. I'm DEFINITELY getting Dead Rising 3, and 4 later. Throw out any recs. Older would be better, actually. I plan to buy used on Amazon, so older is cheaper. RDR 2 is still like $30, lame. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Pete Buttigieg is a Lying MF |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 12:54:35 PM #6 | I tried glossing through this, and I have absolutely know idea what its even trying to say. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | It's so unromantic that we literally scheduled a beej |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 12:45:03 PM #1 | Periods are the worst. How am I supposed to get a boner when I know there's a horror movie in her pants? As soon as her mouth opens, all I'm going to think about is the opening notes of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why don't I see people with hickeys anywhere? |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 8:46:02 AM #10 | If you don't look like you were just in a UFC fight, you ain't fuckin', my guys. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why don't I see people with hickeys anywhere? |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 8:22:43 AM #1 | Are they all incels? Or do they just not know how to pound it out properly? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Women |
| deupd_u 11/25/19 6:12:52 PM #6 | |
| Topic | What's it like fornicating with a buff chick? |
| deupd_u 11/25/19 8:55:02 AM #2 | Doggy is like having sex with a grapefruit between 2 cinder blocks. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Women |
| deupd_u 11/25/19 8:47:56 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Ken Bone is respectfully horny |
| deupd_u 11/24/19 7:30:57 PM #9 | Was he talking to Barbara or Mariel? It would be pretty funny if he were telling a lesbian to get a pixie cut. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | "Calling a girl a thot is sexist."- Gamefaqs moderators |
| deupd_u 11/24/19 7:20:44 PM #5 | So what are we supposed to call girls that breath?! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Kit Fisto |
| deupd_u 11/24/19 6:56:11 PM #14 | When you're taking food out of the oven an the heat hits you like  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | This 1950's Hungarian comic character is cute. |
| deupd_u 11/24/19 6:17:43 PM #19 | They really should have made those pants in the robot comic flesh colored. I thought she was presenting the poon in the second panel --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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