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| Topic | Man, I could sure go for some sex about now |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 8:53:30 PM #1 | Where would I find one? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | You wake up one morning as Taylor Swift |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 8:30:18 PM #16 | Measure if my was is equal to/greater than a handful --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Paul Ryan actually called yesterday's actions what they are: terrorism. |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 9:09:04 AM #16 | This reminds me of the time I said the N-word to a girl in a completely pointless way (like as a substitute for "dude" or "bruh"), and she freaked the fuck out. When I told her it didn't even mean anything, she said "it must be so great being you, where words don't mean anything" and spent 45 minutes telling me how she never wants to talk to me. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Paul Ryan actually called yesterday's actions what they are: terrorism. |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 9:01:38 AM #12 | Doom_Art posted... I think we broke deupd by saying nazis are bad and maybe just maybe Trump and co have enabled them >Trump "enabled" Nazis >MOM'S SPAGHETTI --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Paul Ryan actually called yesterday's actions what they are: terrorism. |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 8:59:16 AM #10 | EmeralDragon23 posted... Ah, you're an ostrich. Got it. Guys. Holy shit, you guys. I AM THE MESSIAH. I AM THE TRUTH. I AM BETTER THAN YOU FOR MAKING THIS STATEMENT. WATER IS ALSO WET, AND FIRE HOT. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Paul Ryan actually called yesterday's actions what they are: terrorism. |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 8:55:01 AM #6 | EmeralDragon23 posted... deupd_u posted...Jesus Christ, shut up. Don't you have some avocados to sustainably farm? Because you're crying like a little baby and polluting gameeffaykyoos with your thoughtless, banal noise. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Paul Ryan actually called yesterday's actions what they are: terrorism. |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 8:50:08 AM #2 | Jesus Christ, shut up. Don't you have some avocados to sustainably farm? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What are the best condoms to use? |
| deupd_u 08/13/17 6:46:44 AM #2 | |
| Topic | But they say , we black people are overrracting |
| deupd_u 08/12/17 4:09:11 PM #5 | But WHO WAS PHONE???? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | imagine being a fat chick |
| deupd_u 08/12/17 4:04:47 PM #6 | Boo boo, now she only has her pick of 40% of men to easily have sex with instead of 90% --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Cara Delevingne wants to play James Bond |
| deupd_u 08/12/17 4:00:48 PM #4 | James Bond weighs 80lbs --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Rate my dinner for tonight. |
| deupd_u 08/12/17 7:50:39 AM #2 | bruh, dats a piiza --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | If you could get rid of 5 states which ones would you pick? |
| deupd_u 08/11/17 9:21:47 PM #3 | California, New York, Illinois, Oregon, and just Seattle. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What's the worst echo chamber community you've come across on the internet? |
| deupd_u 08/11/17 1:48:55 PM #4 | Reddit. It's the worst site online, tbh. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Always. I know. You'll be. A ho. |
| deupd_u 08/11/17 10:14:11 AM #2 | REMEMBER THE TIME THAT I SPILLED THE CUP of apple juice. In the ho. Please tell mom this is not her fo. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Always. I know. You'll be. A ho. |
| deupd_u 08/11/17 10:08:31 AM #1 | Say it ain't, ho. I will not, ho. Turn the lights off. Carry me, ho. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would you tell your parents how you lost your virginity? |
| deupd_u 08/11/17 9:15:05 AM #3 | Why would I do that? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | CE rate this girl.. |
| deupd_u 08/11/17 8:40:21 AM #6 | How is she supposed to rub me off and put a finger in my butt? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I screwed Alyson Hannigan |
| deupd_u 08/10/17 5:34:41 PM #6 | TheVipaGTS posted... What is this 1999? She's on Penn & Tellers Fool Us, and she's still supes cute in a milfy way. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Last time you've been on a date? |
| deupd_u 08/10/17 3:22:00 PM #11 | 2 months ago. I posted on CE about how it was a girl from Tinder who turned out to be a a monster who was fat, cross-eyed, had zits you could zest a lemon on, and had a bum leg with a limp. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do people constantly need music to punctuate their lives? |
| deupd_u 08/10/17 2:51:32 PM #3 | What a fucking stupid reasoning. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Rooster Teeth's show Day 5 sucks and is super pretentious, but Barb's titties |
| deupd_u 08/10/17 12:11:29 PM #1 |  (I guess topic titles censor the "ies" now, too.) --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What's the difference between your spirit and your soul? |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 10:00:27 PM #3 | |
| Topic | I'll take really bad ideas for $1000, Alex. |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 4:10:05 PM #5 | Scumbag Walmart: *Stops carrying ARs for being scary, still has Mini-14s* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I graduate college in December, I'm considering putting this on my mortarboard |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 3:53:09 PM #2 | I may ironically leave the memegenerator mark --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 2:10:14 PM #5 | joeun_saram posted... Palindromes are fun No, they aren't. Grow up and have sex with women. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Resident trump supporters... what does he have to do in order for you to drop |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 2:03:37 PM #5 | What a stupid question. Anyway, Trump really hasn't "done" a whole lot yet. It's really concerning how people can't learn a person's behavior and infer meaning from that person's ideas, past their use of particular language. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Did you know 164,000 Americans live in Guam? |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 9:12:00 AM #2 | I already know this, because I'm not 8 years old. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | If Trump wants to coast to a second term and gain more popularity |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 9:09:17 AM #2 | Stop talking about impeachment, it makes you sound extremely ignorant. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I graduate college in December, I'm considering putting this on my mortarboard |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 8:52:14 AM #1 |  I want to support my homeland of Kekistan. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | SMH Kim has all the food and babes he could ever want and still wants war |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 8:03:43 AM #2 | But it's Asian food and Asian babes --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I really hate Michael Moore... |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 7:55:31 AM #5 | I like how he's incredibly black and white anti-gun, but spent the $1,000 for a lifetime NRA membership (which he'll mention with no substance constantly, literally just pulling out his card saying "LIFETIME MEMBER OF THE NRA") so he can pretend his opinion is more nuanced. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Where do you shave? |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 7:39:04 AM #2 | In the bathroom. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What does "..." mean in English grammar? |
| deupd_u 08/09/17 7:19:58 AM #10 | Think of it in terms of your slick animus. When senpai lunges at you for a surprise embrace, you're like "..." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I never thought of the US constitution that way until someone mentioned it. |
| deupd_u 08/08/17 7:09:34 PM #8 | I mean, the idea that we can only do certain things because the government allows us to is pretty fucked. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Shrek the Third (Video game) question |
| deupd_u 08/08/17 7:08:09 PM #4 | I actually played the 360 version (Achievements, easy 1000/1000). Taking a few glances at some videos of the PS2 version on YouTube, it looks the same. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Can we please stop pretending Grand Theft Auto is "all in good fun" |
| deupd_u 08/08/17 8:23:19 AM #7 | scar the 1 posted... First HOLY SHIT. I'm a girl, and I want you inside of me so bad now! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | CE is honestly one of the most puritanical message board I've ever posted on. |
| deupd_u 08/08/17 7:48:59 AM #258 | pinky0926 posted... So many here are a bunch of prudes that hate trends, hate women, hate culture, hate interesting things in general unless they're artsy videogames. https://youtu.be/rYvYjWgPh-k?t=14s --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | how do you pronounce financing |
| deupd_u 08/07/17 3:34:08 PM #10 | gmanthebest posted... Funkydog posted...How are you even pronouncing it in the first one? He wrote it badly. The first one is supposed to be like Fin(like a fish)-ance I'm studying Finance, and ALL my professors say "fin-ance," so I started saying it like that as an inside joke. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I listened to Strawberry Fields Forever for the first time today. Opinion inside |
| deupd_u 08/07/17 3:30:13 PM #3 | |
| Topic | People on probation are forced to surrender their firearms to the police |
| deupd_u 08/07/17 6:35:24 AM #1 | No matter the charge, it could be as simple as a DUI. You can lose your constitutional rights over a traffic violation in this country. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | The chelsea boot I want is sold out :( |
| deupd_u 08/06/17 7:26:42 AM #7 | Chelsea boots are /fa/ level cringe garbage, you try hard --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Name a band that never stopped being cool |
| deupd_u 08/06/17 7:17:53 AM #12 | DoomtheGrav posted... Iron Maiden lol, okay DAD. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Martin Shkreli convicted of securities fraud |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 8:45:01 PM #34 | https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/04/pharma-bro-martin-shkreli-convicted-in-federal-fraud-case.html Brafman said that because the jury found that any loss suffered by Retrophin was either low, or non-existent, as the defense claims, the sentence recommended for Shkreli will be light. If you actually read into it, it sounds like he kind of got screwed on a technicality. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | ITT: Post a word no one else has posted |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 8:33:34 PM #3 | |
| Topic | If your life sucks, would you complain about it? |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 8:30:34 PM #2 | It does, and I don't. It doesn't really matter. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Chain restaurants that aren't shit. |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 6:30:02 PM #9 | |
| Topic | Girls and "vibes" |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 6:28:13 PM #7 | "Sarcasm" https://imgur.com/a/v9zrD --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Who will be the first female president then? |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 5:46:29 PM #20 | |
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