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Topic	'B-but deupd_u! You can't just leave me! We're in love! What about the kids?'
deupd_u 07/19/20 4:02:58 PM #5	Most important topic of 2020 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	'B-but deupd_u! You can't just leave me! We're in love! What about the kids?'
deupd_u 07/19/20 7:18:01 AM #4	NeonOctopus posted... Did she have nice titties tho I don't fuck members of the itty bitty titty committee. deupd_u only takes perfection, and it's still never enough --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Is Crysis actually a good game?
deupd_u 07/18/20 1:24:14 PM #15	I only played 2 and 3 because I'm an Xboxer. I found them super generic. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	'B-but deupd_u! You can't just leave me! We're in love! What about the kids?'
deupd_u 07/18/20 11:59:36 AM #2	--- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	It was the best of times....it was the blurst of times!?
deupd_u 07/18/20 10:17:32 AM #12	I have to hate this because this was originally posted on Reddit by the guy who made it, saying something like "this is how I use my music degree!" which struck me as cringe AF --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	'B-but deupd_u! You can't just leave me! We're in love! What about the kids?'
deupd_u 07/18/20 9:55:43 AM #1	Sorry, toots. I only have 1 love, and her name is GameFAQs. Then I rode my motorcycle off into the sunset while my wife and childrens' tearful sobbing echoed through the valley, before being drowned out by the radio playing "Born to be Wild" ~~It ain't easy deuping like the deupster.~~ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Half a J and some Irish coffee on a Saturday morning.
deupd_u 07/18/20 9:46:25 AM #3	Get off drugs. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	How do teachers plan to catch cheating students during an online test?
deupd_u 07/18/20 9:31:24 AM #3	They make students use LockDown browser. They can still use their phones. Not like you can google all test questions, though. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Here I am, trying to cut down on sugar, and Walmart selling Ice cream $0.75/pint
deupd_u 07/18/20 9:26:12 AM #1	I don't even really like ice cream, and I bought 3! Screw you Walmart, and your incredible savings! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Zoomers doing blow, eating tons of ass, and getting corona lmao
deupd_u 07/18/20 9:24:33 AM #9	Jagr_68 posted... Holden's a fucking lucky man, not gonna deny that. Holden is obviously lying --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	CalypsoDoom has blocked deupd_u
deupd_u 07/16/20 5:06:56 PM #12	I know of 6 deupd blockers. They're not even getting the real gamfaqs.gamespot.com experience! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Minimum wage workers cannot afford luxury mansions in any U.S. state
deupd_u 07/16/20 5:02:58 PM #1	Will you admit capitalism failed us??? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Trump family regularly used the N-WORD and anti-Semitic slurs.
deupd_u 07/16/20 5:01:42 PM #44	Imagine believing hearsay from a quick buck shovelware book. SMDH --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I wanted to make a word search. How is this one?
deupd_u 07/16/20 7:32:00 AM #3	Aaaaaand b7 on the first line --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Imagine walking and holding hands at Disney World with her
deupd_u 07/16/20 7:27:29 AM #3	Am I supposed to be able to tell if she's good looking? Because I CAN'T --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	ITT: post your rig specs
deupd_u 07/16/20 6:50:56 AM #2	Some laptop I bought on Black Friday sale at Best Buy --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	damn will smith is a cuck
deupd_u 07/16/20 6:14:03 AM #21	Imagine thinking celebrities have monogamous relationships. They're all dick slingers --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Do CEgals find dis attractive?
deupd_u 07/15/20 9:03:04 PM #6	Damn_Underscore posted... lol at him pulling his pants down in da beginning not a lot inside der --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	CalypsoDoom has blocked deupd_u
deupd_u 07/15/20 8:52:58 PM #10	PatrickMahomes posted... i swear on my life and account that i will never block you Thank u fren AlisLandale posted... This topic is cringe pls do something with your life I have done something with my life: I've been posting on GameFax for 14 years [LFAQs-redacted-quote] The last line in Dostoyevsky's Notes From the Underground is ~~The notes of this paradoxalist do not end here, however. He could not refrain from going on with them, but it seems to us that we may stop here.~~ I love this line. It means even if no one is watching, the insanity doesn't stop. Till his dying breath, audience or exiled, deupd_u will never yield! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	CalypsoDoom has blocked deupd_u
deupd_u 07/15/20 8:45:07 PM #1	Still waiting for SBAllen to start charging people to block me. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Life's too short to watch anime
deupd_u 07/15/20 8:30:23 PM #1	Don't ever do it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	are you a garden type of guy?
deupd_u 07/15/20 8:24:34 PM #4	Yeah, an Olive Garden one. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Ivanka Trump: If It's Goya, it has to be good.
deupd_u 07/15/20 8:07:34 PM #82	I'm not surprised Goya is pro-Trump. They already build a wall between themselves and the other canned beans. They're never in the same isle! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	300 IQ terms to sling out to chicks at parties
deupd_u 07/15/20 7:59:20 PM #1	Dunning Kruger effect Ad hominem Fallacy Moore's law If you can't work these into conversation, try to hard shift into anti-vaxx or flat earthers "Hi, CEman! My name's Stacey! I've seen you around, but we've never met. Do you-" "I'M NOT ANTI-VAXX, SO THAT MAKES ME MORE SEXUALLY SUITED TO YOU THAN, LIKE, A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE" "...Uh, I don't-" "YOU KNOW WHEN DUMB PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE GOOD AT STUFF..." and get into the list. Boom. Free lay from a hottie. deupd_u life pro-tip --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Chrissy Teigen deletes thousands of tweets after being accused of illuminati
deupd_u 07/15/20 7:31:06 AM #3	I don't care about woman who is only known for being married to guy who made 1 song that no one actually liked. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Something I was thinking about modern terrorism recently.
deupd_u 07/14/20 6:48:48 AM #2	Because the Middle East is much closer to Europe than El Estado Unidos --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Arin Hanson unironically sings "In The End," for some reason
deupd_u 07/14/20 6:46:22 AM #8	Gobstoppers12 posted... Imagine being deupd and still finding the nerve to judge other people though. I am the Alpha and Omega. I am the judge of judges, king of kings. I am a 6th dimensional, non-corporeal entity beyond the perception of mortal minds. Your reality is a simple game to me, and I know all the rules. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	What is the craziest stat about you?
deupd_u 07/14/20 6:39:55 AM #10	Craziest CEman? SKINNIEST LEGS --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Have you ever seen a ghost?
deupd_u 07/14/20 6:37:58 AM #2	You have seen deupd_OOOOOooooooOOOOOooooOOOO!!!! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Arin Hanson unironically sings "In The End," for some reason
deupd_u 07/14/20 6:36:47 AM #5	blablablax17 posted... Danny also did Lit- My Own Worst Enemy But Danny has always been cringe singing like he's try not to wake up his parents in the other room. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Arin Hanson unironically sings "In The End," for some reason
deupd_u 07/14/20 6:21:51 AM #1	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWVrgeFCwmY Ummm --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	is smoking (cigarettes) a dealbreaker for you?
deupd_u 07/14/20 6:04:16 AM #11	As long as she smokes the pole. Weed is a dealbreaker. That shit is gross. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	a dog and a baby in a burning building. you can ONLY save one of them.
deupd_u 07/12/20 8:32:33 PM #4	ModLogic posted... you can choose to save neither --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I thought this was a hoax: Patient in their 30s dies after attending COVID party
deupd_u 07/12/20 8:25:24 PM #37	"Just before the patient died, they looked at their nurse and said 'I think I made a mistake, I thought this was a hoax, but it's not,'" Appleby said. Yeah, that did not happen. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Just checked my mailbox, no 2nd stimulus check inside
deupd_u 07/12/20 5:46:36 PM #7	2nd? I'm on my 5th! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Do you wash your mask?
deupd_u 07/12/20 5:00:50 PM #2	When I do the laundry. I'm not worried about it. I only wear it because I don't want employees to yell at me. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Anyone taking daily vitamens?
deupd_u 07/12/20 4:52:21 PM #2	How do you feel better? I never noticed anything. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Arin Hanson's dick size
deupd_u 07/12/20 2:54:17 PM #8	Remember how Arin said for years his wife was the only woman he's ever slept with, then randomly lied and said she wasn't because he was embarrassed, and even Dan was like, "Uh, when did that happen?"? That was sad AF. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Trump goes golfing -- his 86th day trip to the Sterling club.
deupd_u 07/12/20 2:44:37 PM #3	Can we make a bipartisan agreement to stop whining whenever the president golfs? This has always been a non-issue. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I bought these blazers at Target for $15 each #highfashion
deupd_u 07/12/20 2:37:58 PM #2	I might just wear these working from home by myself --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	How can anyone in a modern country be religious in this day and age?
deupd_u 07/12/20 11:29:07 AM #5	PIITB415: pinnacle of human enlightenment. Glad you're here to peel the scales from our eyes. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Over 11, 000 Floridian children have been diagnosed with COVID-19
deupd_u 07/12/20 11:26:06 AM #11	MachineJaipur posted... Forcing schools to open back up should be seen as an act of biological terrorism against children. What an annoying commentary you have. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Imagine telling your kids you met their mom on a dating app.
deupd_u 07/12/20 11:24:53 AM #2	I have no idea how my parents met, and I don't think most people do. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	So Long Gay Bowser
deupd_u 07/12/20 11:24:16 AM #10	F --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Can a full travel ban on states like Texas, Florida, and Arizona work?
deupd_u 07/12/20 11:23:29 AM #5	That is unconstitutional AF --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	'I'm Ali Wong and my gimmick is i'm pregnant in every special!'
deupd_u 07/12/20 11:08:25 AM #10	Stand up is intrinsically cringey and awkward because it doesn't have any boundaries, so the set ups are always terribly forced. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I bought these blazers at Target for $15 each #highfashion
deupd_u 07/12/20 10:57:39 AM #1	F'ing...SLAY. I cleaned my mirror after seeing these pictures, I promise. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
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