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| Topic | Boogie1488 has hit rock bottom yet again. |
| deupd_u 07/23/18 7:13:08 AM #35 | I never understood why people feel the need to surround themselves with so much garbage, especially "nerdy" types. Look at all that shit behind him. Grown ass man with Star Wars posters and a Pokemon plushie collection --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Starfire is supposed to be a tall beauty |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 8:23:28 PM #40 | Solar_Crimson posted... deupd_u posted...smoke_break posted...The actor is pretty UUUMMMMMMMMMMMM --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Starfire is supposed to be a tall beauty |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 8:10:27 PM #35 | smoke_break posted... The actor is pretty  UMMMMM --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | How's the Bushmaster brand? |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 5:54:08 PM #2 | They'll both do what you need them to do, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference, but I would recommend the S&W. The Smith held up in a melt down test just as well as a $2000 premium model. Long video for reference, you don't have to watch it.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm giving away $1,000 |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 5:44:05 PM #3 | |
| Topic | What does it mean if the girl pays for the date |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 4:21:51 PM #4 | Usually a power play, and she's unsure of you. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Check your PMs. |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 1:52:55 PM #12 | You gave me $20k by mistake --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Paid 4 bucks for 2 giant boxes of baseball cards |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 12:55:35 PM #4 | My brother once found a box of 550 baseball cards on the side of the road; he was so excited. I went through all of them and found 9 or 10 that were listed (not selling, but listed) on eBay for $5 each, the rest were all worthless. I told him this, and he was so delusional, he said "Let's put the whole lot up for a grand!" I did not do that. My dad threw them away after my brother left them when he moved out. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guess how many jobs I've been rejected for. |
| deupd_u 07/22/18 11:22:46 AM #13 | I will point out I am referring to post college jobs, not retail or anything. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guess how many jobs I've been rejected for. |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 1:03:09 PM #5 | frozenshock posted... 487 Nope Pancake posted... all of them This is sadly accurate. I only have a handful of what I would consider active applications MuayThai85 posted... Out of every job I've ever interviewed for, only one didn't offer me a job. Funnily enough, it was a Blockbuster like 12 years ago. I didn't get the job because I said "shit" during the interview... Freaking boomer --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guess how many jobs I've been rejected for. |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 12:58:44 PM #1 | "Rejected" includes both explicitly rejected, and any application older than 3 weeks (a system which has never been proven wrong, thus far). Winner gets --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What happened to crud pickle? |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 12:27:20 PM #5 | "She" was Sunhawk's alt. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Linkin Park is in the mood for McDonald's |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 11:14:37 AM #1 | In this Taco Bell Nothing good, nothing satisfies I have no regret From my urge, for burgers and fries Also thirsty, so I'll take a Num-ber ooooooooone I'll hate myself But that sesame-seed buuuuuuun Inflate myself So I need that Number one Put to rest what I thought was meat While I clean this plate My bare hands, some fell on the street So I'll let this Sprite, wash away that Num-ber ooooooooone Can't face myself The fat monster I've become I taste myself And now I'm that Number One I'm now that Number One My heart distends But the pleasure overcomes The meal now ends All I give for Number One Num-ber ooooooooone Deface myself But that sesame-seed buuuuuuun Erase myself Trade life for Number One --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why is Social Security running out? |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 9:00:10 AM #3 | It pays out over $1000/month. Most people pay way less than $12K/year into it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | McDon's pushes that $2 Bacon McDouble on the $1/$2/$3, but the regular McDouble |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 8:37:34 AM #10 | |
| Topic | Korean girls winking |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 7:10:08 AM #9 | I want to stick the tip of my dick on their eyeball and have them blink on it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | lmao, egyptian television hosts on homosexuality |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 7:08:02 AM #7 | Kurumiee posted... steal cars Do they even have Subarus in Egypt? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | McDon's pushes that $2 Bacon McDouble on the $1/$2/$3, but the regular McDouble |
| deupd_u 07/21/18 7:01:21 AM #8 | Linkin Park is in the mood for McDonald's In this Taco Bell Nothing blood, nothing satisfies I have no regret From my urge, for burgers and fries Also thirsty, so I'll take a Num-ber ooooooooone I'll hate myself But that sesame-seed buuuuuuun Inflate myself So I need that Number one Put to rest what I thought was meat While I clean this plate My bare hands, some fell on the street So I'll let this Sprite, wash away that Num-ber ooooooooone Can't face myself The fat monster I've become I taste myself And now I'm that Number One I'm now that Number One My heart distends But the pleasure overcomes The meal now ends ends All I give for Number One Num-ber ooooooooone Deface myself But that sesame-seed buuuuuuun Erase myself Trade life for number one --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | George Bush's (41) heart doctor killed in bicycle drive/ride by shooting |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 9:47:59 PM #3 | |
| Topic | The only thing worse than a sigless user... |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 9:25:08 PM #16 | You guys don't seriously use any of the features added after 2007, right? You wouldn't be that CASUAL, would you? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | McDon's pushes that $2 Bacon McDouble on the $1/$2/$3, but the regular McDouble |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 8:49:35 PM #6 | Tappor posted... wtf is a mcdonalds I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT, YOU CLEARLY KNOW Damn_Underscore posted... it's still McDonalds food tho Peak of humanity Fam_Fam posted... i dont get the problem...? They try to pretend like it's not even there, but it thur littlebro07 posted... Remember when the double cheeseburger, with two slices of cheese, was a dollar And I'm now remembering when Dunkin Donuts were $.59, now they're $.99 smdh --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Millennials Are the Worst Generation of Cooks in the Kitchen |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 8:41:39 PM #3 | Damn_Underscore posted... about 40 percent of millennials can't even recognize a butter knife. I mean, a true butter knife is pretty old school. We've rebranded the standard table knife as a butter knife. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Does she looks like a prostitute to you? |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 8:36:19 PM #12 | Turbam posted... look like AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | McDon's pushes that $2 Bacon McDouble on the $1/$2/$3, but the regular McDouble |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 8:29:24 PM #1 | Is still $1.39 Leave the duping to the pros, ya God damn clown. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What are your thoughts on Joe Rogan? |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 4:26:10 PM #5 | I don't like his stoner garbage, and he caves into feminists like Iliza Shlesinger and Whitney Cummings (who I actually like, except every time Cummings was on the show, it was almost word-for-word the same) --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Socially liberal fiscally conservative |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 4:06:55 PM #3 | Yeah, free college for everyone is fiscally conservative, if we raise the top tax bracket to 95% above 100k And gay marriage, something that doesn't affect anyone's life in any meaningful way, is the most importante thing en el mundo. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Deadmau5 literally put 2 minutes of dead air at the end of his new single |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 3:58:13 PM #1 |  Don't even listen, just go to 8:30 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you open bananas from the top or bottom? |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 8:07:29 AM #6 | AlisLandale posted... Met a girl who opens her bananas from the bottom. She said she does it because that's how monkeys do, and they're the "banana eating pros". I bet she takes cold showers and puts her jeans in the freezer instead of washing them. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Shark Tank |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 8:05:49 AM #1 | Kevin: "I don't care about your money printing business-how do I make MONEY?" Robert: "This dog food company reminds me of Croatia...and how...*starts to cry*" Damond: "Why would anybody pay fi' hunned dollas for this? I know a dude in the hood who would suck your cock every day for the rest of your life for fi' hunned dollas." Barbara: "The business is fantastic, but I don't like your stupid face. I'm outie 5,000" Mark: "Tell me about your numbers" Lori:  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I quit, CE. |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 7:42:23 AM #6 | Ha! I always knew you'd give up! Now I get to take Stacey to prom! Stacey: Umm...Excuse me? *record scratch* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Staffing company wants me to come to their office to take a proctored IQ test |
| deupd_u 07/20/18 7:32:44 AM #4 | I was originally just going to pass because of the stuff in post 2, but now their site is now borked and I couldn't provide it if I wanted to. I guess I'll go take the test today and see if they'll actually get me an interview before they realize I didn't do it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Staffing company wants me to come to their office to take a proctored IQ test |
| deupd_u 07/19/18 6:02:59 PM #2 | And now they want my SSN, my passport, and they want me to fill out federal tax documents, all as part of the application. What? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Staffing company wants me to come to their office to take a proctored IQ test |
| deupd_u 07/19/18 12:29:25 PM #1 | It's a 14 week, maybe hired on afterward contract, $16.50/hr job I couldn't make this stuff up --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Stay positive. Everything will work out. |
| deupd_u 07/19/18 9:52:55 AM #5 | There's a homeless man passed out drunk in a Wal-Mart parking lot somewhere who was told once, "Everything will be fine. Don't worry about it." You SHOULD worry about it, because that could you you tomorrow if you're not actively keeping it from that. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you delete your post on reddit if it starts getting downvoted? |
| deupd_u 07/19/18 7:51:46 AM #7 | I've only ever tried to post on Reddit a few times when I thought something really needed to be seen by as many people as possible. Then it would get instantly deleted because I didn't have enough points of whatever to be allowed to post. I tried posting an officially produced video of the staff of Orange County Corrections in Orlando literally dancing in front of jail cells ("because dancing is funny! And we can have fun, too! While we put people in jail"), but I guess I have to post a handful of fucking cat pictures and pretend my fake girlfriend baked me some Mario cupcakes first. Awful site, awful mechanics, awful boomer community. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guy kissing another guy |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 9:12:52 PM #4 | If they think that's hot, just wait until they end up in heck --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | 3D printed guns are allowed back online as US government pay for legal fees |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 8:58:19 PM #3 | BWLurker posted... I'm strongly pro Second Amendment, but having undetectable guns be available to anyone at a moment's notice is a bit iffy. Can't these go through airports undetected? Jesus Christ. It's like 1985 when Glocks came out again --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What kind of drunk are you? |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 7:25:27 PM #23 | Makes me drive a lot faster --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | ITT: Previously Unsaid Sentences in Human History |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 6:01:59 PM #3 | Why do you dingalings keep posting Vice garbo? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you still use plastic straws? |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 5:01:34 PM #3 | CwebbMichSac4 posted... maybe you never did. But many food places are getting rid of them now Only in lib heck holes --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Las Vegas police chase bodycam footage - 34 shots fired |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 4:12:52 PM #13 | It's a crime for a civilian to return fire at a moving vehicle --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why Papa John saying the N-word matters |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 8:00:41 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Inside Amazon's sweatshop-like workplaces |
| deupd_u 07/18/18 7:27:23 AM #47 | BREAKING: Softie millennial "news" writers with pink hair find out how warehouses work, are horrified --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Post in this topic anything not about Trump or sexy things |
| deupd_u 07/17/18 8:45:51 PM #1 | I was playing around with Nike's custom shoe thing, and I came up with these; I think they look pretty neat.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Are most incels mentally ill? |
| deupd_u 07/17/18 5:24:57 PM #2 | Some people just get ardently rejected by society, for just being a tiny bit eccentric. I sure am. I'd be an incel if I weren't tall and cute. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Now THIS is how you FLEX in the HOOD |
| deupd_u 07/17/18 4:19:37 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Now THIS is how you FLEX in the HOOD |
| deupd_u 07/17/18 11:39:19 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Michelle Wolfe makes fun of the Daily Show/John Oliver style of comedy |
| deupd_u 07/16/18 8:25:47 PM #11 | It wasn't very funny, but she was exactly right, though. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Gun in hand, body in apartment, cops outside door. |
| deupd_u 07/16/18 8:10:54 PM #6 | |
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