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Steve best character.
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https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/12/16293664/nes-classic-coming-back-more-snes-stock

Get rekt scalpers.

Oh, and they're gonna keep making SNES Classics into 2018.
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Three minutes is an eternity in gangbang time.

That's enough time to fill at least three more holes.

Also I saw some pictures of someone at a drive-in showing of It walking around the cars in a clown costume holding red balloons.

What a great man.
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Funny, I'm pretty much in the same boat as you. Bought this during the last steam sale, never played Minecraft but really enjoy Telltale games. Just finished this yesterday. I really enjoyed it. The story is fairly lighthearted as you can imagine but still has a few unexpected twists and turns.

Of what I've played:

TftB > TWD S1 > TWAU > Batman > Strong Bad > Minecraft > GotG (so far) > TWD S3 > TWD S2

Edit: Also you don't need to know anything about Youtubers, one of the episodes feature some but I didn't know that at the time, they're just characters. I'm sure there's some in-jokes I missed about them but nothing vital that I could tell.
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Those people are dumb so who cares what they think.
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"How do we get them to buy all our old games again..."
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Other: FTL
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Bought the $1 tier, never played a dating game before, even though I still own that Pigeon one.
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I'm trash and this game is exactly what i needed.

I want to buy this purely based on the comments.
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Stranger Things is so good, I envy you.
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Yeah, Thimbleweed Park was made with Ron Gilbert, creator of the SCUMM engine. So if that's a turn-off... well, no getting around that.

I will say I think it's a good game so once it starts popping up in bundles or in a dirt cheap steam sale, it's worth checking out despite that.
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Super Mario World
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Did you try out Thimbleweed Park?
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In the comics, Dr. Doom captures Kilgrave and sticks him in a machine that will let Doom harness his powers to use for his own purposes. Kilgrave makes some comment that the power is his, that Doom doesn't deserve it, blah blah. Doom demands his technicians and lackeys to leave the room. Doom takes off his mask, which was blocking Kilgrave's powers from working on him.

Kilgrave commands Doom to free him. To kill himself. To do anything.

Doom does nothing. His will is stronger than Kilgrave's powers.

I imagine Ron Swanson would be the same.
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That was a really good game.

That sequel was sad.
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When I worked at a comic book store, I met an artist that came into the shop. This was 15-20 years ago, it's been awhile. She was really good, drew monsters and stuff like that mostly. I only met her a couple times, but she was super nice. The last time I saw her, she came into the shop with some exciting news. She just got hired as an artist at Valve. I can't remember if Half-Life 2 had come out yet or was about to come out, but it was around that time. Valve was riding high.

Sometimes I wonder if she is still there. Drawing Steam UI's and trading cards. It's a depressing thought.
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Oh man this is now my most anticipated game ever and I've never seen DBZ or play fighting games much.

Two posts in this is already incredible.

Edit: Hold L2 hahahahaha sorry I had to laugh about that again.
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Good lord this is horrible.

And they got rid of the Random Roles interviews.
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As long as I enjoy it I don't care whether a game is indie or not for that sort of thing. If a game is five minutes long but it hits you harder and you get more enjoyment out of it than some 40+ hour triple a game, nothing wrong with that.
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Shredded wheat is pretty bad.
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You could tell me 'New game from Swery called "_________" has you _________' and I would probably believe you.

New game from Swery called "14 Dunks" has you playing an otter knitting scarves for a Jamaican ska band in communist Russia.
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Come on, man.
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It was a mistake to make a good Sonic game.
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Ranticoot posted...

CD

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Tales from the Borderlands is up there for me.
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As a longtime comic book reader that entire controversy never stopped making me laugh.
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Just to add, you can sit wherever you want. Drivers are more likely to talk if you are up front. Most won't open the door for you, I wouldn't expect that.
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I guess we are the coolest people on B8, icon
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This is probably a good time to mention through various bundles that I've got 2 keys for it if anyone wants a copy.
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Fuck yeah man, thank you for this. Still a phenomenal game.
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Oh fuck you.

Not you TC, just... God dammit this is so dumb.
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Beautiful movie.

Is that werewolf spinoff still going down?
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Was going to say K Flay but that was the first response, yay
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Sounds like a Total Recall Kuato situation.
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Never saw this before, that's pretty cool.

I was briefly sad to see the Browns leave Cleveland but then again can I really blame them.
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Hearing them describing old things to Abby never gets old, strangely enough.
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Consider it...
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Saturn
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where's the poll
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Every time I hear about this movie I think, "Oh is the game out already?"
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Sure, usually a dollar or two.
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Yes, a friend of mine owes me like $50 for buying him groceries and giving him rides to see his son at the hospital.

But I don't really care because it was for groceries and seeing his son.
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I like All-Star only because it shines a slight bit of light on Mystery Men which is a great movie.
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Yeah that's Lyft Line.

https://www.lyft.com/line

It's their carpool-like service, makes it cheaper for people but is worse for drivers (I believe the passengers are paying a set fee, so when you have to divert to pick up someone else, you're not getting paid for that). There use to be a way to opt out of Lyft Line, but they don't allow that anymore.

Also when taking Lyft Line rides be careful of people trying to take more than one person. It's designed for no more than 2 passengers per pickup but some people don't realize that and try to use it like a regular Lyft ride. You can decline and cancel the ride if something like that happens, it's your decision.

Here's more on Lyft Line: https://thehub.lyft.com/blog/lyftlineanswers
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Do you mean Lyft Line rides?
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Fuck everything.
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I had read a few comics before, but Spider-man and his Amazing Friends is what sparked my interest. Then at the grocery store I saw a She-Hulk comic with Spider-Man on it, and my fate was sealed.

Edit: Also I remember finding a booklet-sized reprint of Amazing Spider-Man #1 in kindergarden that I either stole or read it until it died. Seeing Spider-Man interact with other characters like the Fantastic Four and She-Hulk really piqued my interest, made me want to know who these characters were.
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Anagram posted...

On another note, I can't figure out how to change my driver profile pic. I go into Edit Profile and click the pic, but nothing happens.

You have to send the pic you want used to Lyft, so they can stick the green background behind it. Plus they want to control the pics, don't want people throwing up weird stuff that passengers will see. If it's not good enough they'll tell you to take another.
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Here, I'll give you guys some stories since I've been doing it awhile.

-Go to pick up a girl at a bar, but it's really for her guy friend who is completely shitfaced and pissed that they won't let him drive his truck home. It's just me and him, so I start driving him to the dropoff. Once he calmed down he wasn't so bad, drunks can be funny. But then the back window came down and he said, "Sorry bro, shit my pants." Thankfully nothing was in the car itself. Best part, I was taking him to a block party. Hopefully he lived somewhere there.

-Guys and girls will hit on you if you work late enough and you're not completely disgusting. They're usually headed home alone, you're the last person they're going to see, they're drunk, it's not rocket science. I'm straight, so if a dude hits on me, I just let him know and it's all good. Except the one time. I give him credit for not beating around the bush and saying, "You look like you could really use your dick sucked." As best I could, I told him that wasn't necessary. It was the middle of the ride, so I had a good five minutes of the most awkward silence of my life. There's no conversation to be had once the blowjob has been denied. I still gave him five stars though, he was a nice guy, he just took a swing and struck out. He was pretty big though, if he really wanted to suck my dick he probably could have.

-No, I've never slept with/gotten road head from any female passengers either. They're always far too drunk and I'm far too sober not to feel like shit if I did.

-The only time I had to kick someone out was when two people were trying to fuck in the back seat. I don't care if you make out, but once bodily fluids come into play, shit's done. The guy yelled out "Fine, I'm too drunk to get it up anyways" as he was leaving, making everything extra special.

-Addendum to that: a few weeks later I had a younger couple, and the guy said my back seat was very comfortable. I told him thanks, and as a joke, mentioned not to get too frisky back there with his girl because I've kicked people out before. He goes on to explain that no, he and his fiance are virgins and waiting for marriage. That's cool, not my thing, but you do you. Only after that comes the weird questions from him. Have you had sex? Did you like it? Do you think we should have sex? And then the best question, being "What does it feel like?" I really didn't know what to tell him. I realized long after what the best response was. "Have you ever masturbated? It's like that, but better."

-The worst ride I ever had started at a sketchy ass motel out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. The guy opens the door and wastes no time with his first words: "Do you have any cocaine?" Awesome. I tell him no, he's disappointed, but still hops in and we head out. It's a long drive, about 25 minutes. Five minutes in comes the bombshell. "Are you jewish?" No, I'm not. "Oh good, because I hate Jewish people." And then comes a solid twenty minutes of hearing just how much this guy hated Jewish people (re: a lot), how they were the problem with the world, how they don't teach you the truth about the holocaust and Hitler in american schools and that he had some websites that I should check out if I want to discover the truth. I forget what country he said he was from, somewhere near the Red Sea I think, I was too preoccupied thinking this is how my life is going to end, being stabbed in the back by a crazy racist for not hating Jewish people. The whole time I'm giving the "Sure, uh-huh, oh wow, that's interesting" type answers, just praying that's good enough for him. Finally we pull up to his stop, and he tells me what an awesome guy I am, giving me an extra $20 as a tip. Thank you crazy racist, I will definitely take your money, but I'm still telling Lyft about your crazy ass.
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