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| Topic | The left has officially jumped the shark |
| Master_Bass 07/13/18 11:33:42 AM #12 | I've never seen this mentioned or not but did he use government resources or his own phone to send these texts? If he did use a government phone, he's a complete idiot. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | I'm blue if I was green I would die is NOT the lyrics. It's blue da ba dee da ba |
| Master_Bass 07/13/18 11:30:29 AM #9 | Darkninja42 posted... I've never heard of anyone mishearing the real lyrics. I guess I can see how you heard that though. In my experience everyone knew the real lyrics, but jokes like the OP were frequently used. It's funny to me TC made this topic since I just thought of this the other day. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | The President: "You don't hear the word 'England' as much as you should'' |
| Master_Bass 07/13/18 11:27:32 AM #22 | Brexit is just the beginning of Scotxit, Northern Irelxit, and Walxist. England will rise again! MEGA! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | c/d: you're white and live in a conservative, overwhelmingly majority white area |
| Master_Bass 07/13/18 10:17:13 AM #19 | DarthGravid posted... C. Redneck confederate flag waver Trump supporters everywhere. This fits me perfectly, sadly. I really don't understand the Confederate flags since I live in the North, lol. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | $235,000 dollars now or go back in time and fix your mistakes? |
| Master_Bass 07/13/18 9:58:07 AM #42 | The money would be more helpful. I'm fortunate enough to have not made any major mistakes and the money would help a lot. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Dumb fuck Trumpanzee charged with hate crime against lady in puerto rico shirt |
| Master_Bass 07/13/18 9:25:29 AM #4 | The guy is a complete idiot that doesn't even know Puerto Ricans are US citizens. The cop that refused to help the woman also resigned. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | How do I watch Dragon Ball Super again? |
| Master_Bass 07/13/18 8:36:41 AM #18 | "Don't shoot, he's not Black!" --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Cardi B named her kid Kulture Kiari Cephus. |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 8:28:47 PM #14 | prince_leo posted... idk why people get so uptight over nonstandard names Often times they just sound stupid, and you're putting your kid at a disadvantage since other kids might make fun of them, it might disadvantage you in a corporate environment, etc. The only silver lining is since more people are getting named more unique names people might get desensitized to it and lessen the impact it can have. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | A guy on r/NEET is bored of anime/video games, paces around his house aimlessly |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 6:49:04 PM #6 | I'm so happy to get my daily NEET news. This is vital stuff here. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Woman dies cucking her husband |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 3:29:06 PM #9 | I need to get more sleep. I thought mechanic lover meant she was using a sex robot or something for a second. >_> --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Is '10x' supposed to be an abbreviation for 'Thanks'? My coworker keeps using it |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 3:04:44 PM #22 | He's just wishing you prosperity. He wants your money to grow 10 times in value. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Is Gir a furry? |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 3:03:31 PM #6 | Or just his career? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Pension fund managers have cost Americans more than $600b in the past decade |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 3:00:49 PM #9 | clearaflagrantj posted... Personally I blame the individual though. My job offers a SIMPLE IRA through Fidelity, money set aside for retirement sits in a money market account and it's your responsibility to invest it. I talked to my coworker about it and he didn't realize this, his money has been sitting in the account earning nothing. He missed 15 years of investment growth. In this case its a public worker pension fund, though. You don't get to pick what your pension is invested in. You're right that a lot of people don't properly invest their 401K, though. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | The only alcohol you can drink ever again is Coors Light |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 2:07:39 PM #29 | LightHawKnight posted... I don't drink, so whatever. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Do you like Panda Express? |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 2:02:53 PM #40 | Vol2tex posted... The only one I've ever seen in a food court was at the South Street Seaport, but that was destroyed in Hurricane Sandy. Every other one I've seen is a standalone location. It's the opposite for me. I have never seen a standalone one it's always in a mall. I never actually ordered anything from there, but when some was shared with me I found it ok. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Woman who beat old Hispanic man with brick declared not racist |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 1:56:09 PM #7 | Fam_Fam posted... it was based on nationality, not race. Was he actually Mexican, though? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Is there anything more magical and wonderful than consensual sex? |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 1:52:52 PM #8 | Questionmarktarius posted... Tappor posted...No. I love the intimate moments I have with Mr. Righty Can your hand consent if it's numb? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Let's see how the government's crackdown on sex work has turned out |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 1:51:33 PM #7 | REMercsChamp posted... who cares Oh yes, who cares about the safety of women and men forced into prostitution? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | How many PS Vitas do you own? |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 1:44:53 PM #4 | Oh, I voted 2, but it's actually 3 counting the TV one. I have the launch OLED one with 3G, and a blue new model one for my Japanese account. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | 1000 dollars or 1000 tacos |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 12:35:05 PM #4 | The money, no question. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | One of my cats apparently died overnight. |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 12:32:19 PM #10 | I'm sorry to hear your cat died. I know how rough that can be. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | What are you doing to make yourself healthier? |
| Master_Bass 07/12/18 10:27:31 AM #13 | I lost 75 lbs over the last couple years and have been trying to eat a little healthier. I still don't eat the best, but still better than I used to. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Police want control of Autonomous Cars via Legalized Back Doors |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 4:52:56 PM #19 | Questionmarktarius posted... What sort of criminal would trust a robocar to be a getaway driver? I'll just program my car to be a criminal. Problem solved! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Reminder: Cryogonal is a pokemon that exists |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 4:09:04 PM #19 | HylianFox posted... ZMythos posted...Gen VI: Dedenne --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Trump admin admits it might be detaining and separating citizens |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 4:04:37 PM #4 | TerrifyingRei posted... so my brain went full stupid and i read the title as "trump anime" Trump made anime real, so everything is ok. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Huge mystery sarcophagus unearthed in Egypt, nobody knows what/who is inside. |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 3:38:04 PM #6 | I'm pretty sure that's my misplaced summer home. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | I broke a husband commandment today |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 3:33:51 PM #6 | Doom_Art posted... Patty_Fleur posted...No sex for you for a month Just tell her you're appreciating this incest porn trend. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | A Message From StrikeGently |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 2:47:29 PM #8 | Brother hell yeah! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Does anyone on CE want to chat with you on discord *exclusively* |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 2:39:39 PM #9 | Nope. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Russian mining firm selling asbestos with Trump's face on it |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 2:23:31 PM #8 | Axiom posted... Wtf I didn't even know this shit was still being used Yeah, I was surprised when I heard it wasn't already outright banned too. Everyone always removes it when they find it, so I just figured. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | ITT we post cursed images from the Sonic the Hedgehog Comic |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 2:20:57 PM #7 | SpinKirby posted... These comics made me feel sexually awkward as a kid, but somehow I didn't become a furry? At least you resisted. Good job! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | I just got a work self evaluation form. |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 2:19:48 PM #5 | We're switching to some system where we write evaluations of ourselves too. It's such a stupid idea, and you'd be dumb to say much of anything that's bad about yourself. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Scenario: This dude slaps your girlfriend's ass |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 2:17:10 PM #6 | I was expecting Wesley. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | The stock market has been pretty much...up up (Trump does something dumb) dive |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 1:38:28 PM #27 | My current allocations are: 10% Bonds 25% International stock 75% Domestic stock Currently up about 11% in the past 12 months. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | What would you want to see from a CE-centric GameFAQs RPG? |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 12:48:23 PM #31 | The twist is you're really a Hoth alt that is destroying the board and not saving it like you're led to believe. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Vice just published an article on how to give oral sex to a pre-OP transwoman |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 12:42:25 PM #19 | Insert feminine penis joke here. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Digital or Physical games? |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 12:04:58 PM #7 | I still like collecting physical copies, but digital really are more convenient. I have way more digital games thanks to Steam, but I usually buy physical for consoles unless something is on sale. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | my copy of octopath traveler still hasn't shipped |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 11:58:26 AM #4 | Still plenty of time to ship today. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | ATTN CEgals I am now accepting girlfriend applications |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 11:56:39 AM #20 | Why even apply when YOUHAVENOHOPE of being accepted? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | So is Nintendo killing off the 3DS because of Switch? |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 11:38:10 AM #9 | The 3DS was using outdated tech when it launched and the refresh wasn't much better. It's about time it's replaced with something better. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | 5 TRULY Terrifying Anomalies & Stories From The Skinwalker Ranch... |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 11:36:08 AM #16 | Doom_Art posted... Misread as Skywalker Ranch --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Minions merchandise |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 11:28:04 AM #2 | Boobs! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | When do i summon in fire emblem heroes |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 10:58:31 AM #3 | When you find your waifu. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Is the Witcher 3 complete with DLC worth $20? |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 10:37:44 AM #8 | Asherlee10 posted... eston posted...Yes --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | My Officemate refuses to say "Bless you" when I sneeze |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 10:24:34 AM #3 | LinksLiege posted... Setting aside the obvious joke topic, real talk - why do some full-grown adults get mad about this? It only bother me a little when other people near me get a bless you, but everyone ignores me. I don't care enough to ever mention it, though. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | Lol I suck at Tinder...."Hi" (girl unmatches) |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 10:22:23 AM #7 | Squall28 posted... Okay wtf... Your kidneys may or may not be gone when you next wake up. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | I heard that Jews don't believe in an Afterlife... |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 10:03:20 AM #20 | Cocytus posted... DarthGravid posted...masterbarf posted...There's no mention of a heaven or hell in the Old Testament. There is a vague reference to going to where your dead ancestors are upon your death. At least it's something along those lines. Unlike the false god worshipping Christians we Jews live for life not death. We also recognize that we are our brother's keeper because all our lives are important unlike the fake Christians in America who vote to keep literal healthcare unattainable for millions of people. That's the point of Judaism-living and community. This may interest you. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_eschatology --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
| Topic | New GOP bill proposes 15-year sentence for people engaging in antifa behavior |
| Master_Bass 07/11/18 7:46:07 AM #104 | Think of the fascists! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. |
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