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Veggeta X 07/12/18 1:33:20 PM #1: |
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/11/married-woman-and-mechanic-die-from-carbon-monoxide-poisoning-while-having-sex-in-garage-report.html
A married woman and her mechanic lover reportedly died from apparent carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex in a parking garage. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KlRBEH 07/12/18 3:25:15 PM #3: |
I wouldn't even know how I would react to finding them
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Viper619 07/12/18 3:25:38 PM #4: |
Nair, fext.
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Joeydollaz 07/12/18 3:26:26 PM #5: |
This type of death seems very common, people need to realize
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Slip-N-Slide 07/12/18 3:27:18 PM #6: |
KlRBEH posted...
I wouldn't even know how I would react to finding them This lol. That'd be quite the thing to come across... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Frostshock 07/12/18 3:27:48 PM #7: |
I guess she got more COck than she bargained for.
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AlephZero 07/12/18 3:28:27 PM #8: |
cuckoldry is thr thinking man's fetish
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Master_Bass 07/12/18 3:29:06 PM #9: |
I need to get more sleep. I thought mechanic lover meant she was using a sex robot or something for a second. >_>
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Lordgold666 07/12/18 3:29:40 PM #10: |
Lol now theres a pic for the fb wall of friends/family to be proud of
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ChiefSosa 07/12/18 3:29:54 PM #11: |
died doing what she loves
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TheSextMachine 07/12/18 3:29:58 PM #12: |
KlRBEH posted...
I wouldn't even know how I would react to finding them Veggeta X posted... Johnson was paying for work done on her vehicle by having sex with the mechanic, a police source told NJ.com. He knew what was going on. That is how he was getting the car fixed. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/12/18 3:30:18 PM #13: |
This sounds like a cop show with the reveal that he actually killed them both
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joestarrr 07/12/18 3:31:45 PM #14: |
Frostshock posted...
I guess she got more COck than she bargained for. --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/12/18 3:31:55 PM #15: |
Seems like hes got one problem out of his life, hopefully he can find a younger, more loyal woman soon.
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Aloner 07/12/18 3:33:37 PM #16: |
Veggeta X posted...
Johnson was paying for work done on her vehicle by having sex with the mechanic, That's better than it just being regular cheating though. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 07/12/18 3:34:34 PM #18: |
this will titillate half of CE at least
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LightHawKnight 07/12/18 3:37:16 PM #19: |
Shouldn't a mechanic know the dangers of having a car on inside a closed garage?
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Capn Circus 07/12/18 3:39:44 PM #20: |
10/10 topic title.
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eston 07/12/18 3:43:22 PM #21: |
Veggeta X posted...
He said he found his wife on the ground while the mechanic appeared to be looking at the car. I don't understand, was he dead or was he looking at the car? Carbon monoxide doesn't just suddenly kill you in the middle of what you're doing. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta X 07/12/18 3:44:56 PM #22: |
eston posted...
Veggeta X posted...He said he found his wife on the ground while the mechanic appeared to be looking at the car. They're implying something but being very vague about it. It is Foxnews after all. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 07/12/18 3:47:12 PM #23: |
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SuperExcitebike 07/12/18 3:47:54 PM #24: |
That wasn't cuckoldry. She was literally whoring
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Questionmarktarius 07/12/18 3:48:28 PM #25: |
This is certainly a new variant on erotic asphyxiation.
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Chicken 07/12/18 3:54:02 PM #26: |
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a_riot04 07/12/18 3:54:11 PM #27: |
They probably want to re enact American Gods albeit in a lesser crashy way.
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PrettyBoyFloyd 07/12/18 4:19:58 PM #28: |
I hope he's not all choked up about it and moves on.
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Kitt 07/12/18 4:24:25 PM #29: |
Chicken posted...
yeah but did the car get fixed first? Asking the real questions. --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Listen all of y'all, it's a Sabotage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/12/18 4:50:31 PM #30: |
Kitt posted...
Chicken posted...yeah but did the car get fixed first? The car does matter, no changing the fact his whore wife is gone. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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happibivouac 07/12/18 4:51:47 PM #31: |
LightHawKnight posted...
Shouldn't a mechanic know the dangers of having a car on inside a closed garage? Shitty mechanic. --- 1,2,3,4,5,6 DO IT! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KlRBEH 07/12/18 5:23:27 PM #32: |
I would have to sell that car honestly
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DarthGravid 07/12/18 5:43:29 PM #33: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
This is certainly a new variant on erotic asphyxiation. Sooooo close. AUTOerotic asphyxiation. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CelestialVoices 07/12/18 5:45:54 PM #34: |
her mechanic lover this made me think she was fucking a robot --- ginger ale is lit http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfloydrulez ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 07/12/18 9:22:27 PM #35: |
KlRBEH posted...
I would have to sell that car honestly I would too but also disclose that "my lying BITCH cheated on me in this CAR!!" to garner interest --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rikasa 07/12/18 9:24:28 PM #36: |
She married the wrong guy if the two of them can't afford to get their car fixed.
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RE_expert44 07/12/18 9:26:12 PM #37: |
He just saved a fortune on a divorce. Now he just needs to get her the cheapest funeral possible and sell all her shit.
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KStateKing17 07/12/18 9:29:32 PM #38: |
Master_Bass posted...
I need to get more sleep. I thought mechanic lover meant she was using a sex robot or something for a second. >_> Honestly thought she had a defective vibrator. --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LedZeppelin 07/12/18 9:31:00 PM #39: |
SuperExcitebike posted...
That wasn't cuckoldry. She was literally whoring seriously. dont use words if you dont understand what they mean tc --- i am not a hoth or veggeta_x alt. please do not insult me with such comparisons. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Geiki Ganger 07/12/18 9:31:30 PM #40: |
CelestialVoices posted...
her mechanic lover I wonder if the journalist worded it that way on purpose. Wouldn't be surprised. --- Nintendo 3DS Friend Code: 3368 - 1137 - 5460 http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Gamecubesupreme/sf7y9s.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/12/18 9:33:11 PM #41: |
@RE_expert44
Funeral ?!, fuck that shit, cremate her bitch ass and dump the ashes in the trash. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 07/12/18 9:35:26 PM #42: |
AlephZero posted...
cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish only if she's doing it to save money for the household on your command/approval --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RE_expert44 07/12/18 9:37:32 PM #43: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
@RE_expert44 i wonder if he can just donate the body to science and have them take care of all the expenses. Im not sure if you have to sign up for that ahead of time. --- Topic Killer Extraordinaire! REmake 2 giveaway > http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 07/14/18 7:41:16 PM #44: |
Fair, next.
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Smashingpmkns 07/14/18 7:42:11 PM #45: |
You would think the mechanic would know better
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Arcanine2009 07/16/18 4:37:37 AM #47: |
joestarrr posted...
Frostshock posted...I guess she got more COck than she bargained for. I don't wanna say dead.. Because that pun wouldn't be appropriate. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendarylemur 07/16/18 4:38:44 AM #48: |
I read mechanical lover. Was so confused
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spikethedevil 07/16/18 4:48:12 AM #49: |
This doesn't add up as Carbon Monoxide doesn't have a smell and how was he not affected?
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CraziestCal 07/16/18 6:38:33 AM #50: |
Were they trying to kill themselves? How does this even happen? They fell asleep after the sex?
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bulletproofvita 07/16/18 6:44:00 AM #51: |
spudger posted...
Karma Came in to day this... But god damn that's harsh. --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 07/16/18 6:56:19 AM #52: |
I'm trying to imagine the scene.
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