Current Events > Lol I suck at Tinder...."Hi" (girl unmatches)

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Squall28 07/11/18 9:27:11 AM #1:	I just got it recently. I remember my friend used to spend ages coming up with an opener and I didn't know why --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:904876532] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>I just got it recently. I remember my friend used to spend ages coming up with an opener and I didn't know why</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Russman 07/11/18 9:28:09 AM #2:	Do you want to have sex? is a better opener than hi. --- Your name is Russman! Russ-man! <cite>Russman posted [p:904876572] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>Do you want to have sex? is a better opener than hi.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/11/18 9:28:10 AM #3:	if she's not actually into you, what you say barely matters if she's into you, a "hi" will net you conversation what likely happened is she just swiped right without really looking --- https://imgur.com/kpXTakw https://imgur.com/Pto3yPa http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:904876574] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>if she's not actually into you, what you say barely matters if she's into you, a "hi" will net you conversation what likely happened is she just swiped right without really looking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 07/11/18 9:29:38 AM #4:	but... https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/880/615/a42.jpg --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:904876639] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>but... https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/880/615/a42.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 07/11/18 10:19:05 AM #5:	Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam? --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:904878713] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 07/11/18 10:21:51 AM #6:	Squall28 posted... Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam? possibly be careful I've heard there are bots everywhere on tinder --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre <cite>joestarrr posted [p:904878830] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam?</quote> possibly be careful I've heard there are bots everywhere on tinder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 07/11/18 10:22:23 AM #7:	Squall28 posted... Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam? Your kidneys may or may not be gone when you next wake up. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:904878859] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam?</quote> Your kidneys may or may not be gone when you next wake up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 07/11/18 10:25:40 AM #8:	I asked to reschedule for the weekend. She's asking for number. Paranoid as shit right now. Why is she being so forward? --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:904879014] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>I asked to reschedule for the weekend. She's asking for number. Paranoid as shit right now. Why is she being so forward?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicMickeyDrew 07/11/18 10:25:53 AM #9:	Squall28 posted... Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam? It's a hookup app and you're surprised someone wants to hookup. --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted [p:904879025] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>Okay wtf... I just tried a bad pick up line. Girl ignores. We make some small talk. She says she's got a short shift and free today. Do you want to hook up? Is this a scam?</quote> It's a hookup app and you're surprised someone wants to hookup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 07/11/18 10:33:52 AM #10:	Squall28 posted... I asked to reschedule for the weekend. She's asking for number. Paranoid as shit right now. Why is she being so forward? Stop being a punk and dive in heads first. Chances are she'll cancel anyway, assuming she's real. --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:904879396] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>I asked to reschedule for the weekend. She's asking for number. Paranoid as shit right now. Why is she being so forward?</quote> Stop being a punk and dive in heads first. Chances are she'll cancel anyway, assuming she's real.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Teddytalks 07/11/18 10:34:52 AM #11:	It is a bot <cite>Teddytalks posted [p:904879454] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>It is a bot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 07/11/18 10:36:05 AM #12:	Squall28 posted... I asked to reschedule for the weekend. She's asking for number. Paranoid as shit right now. Why is she being so forward? It's fucking tinder, like 90% just wanna hook up. That's why it's way more superficial n based more on being sexually attractive. --- https://imgur.com/ymmqXXN https://imgur.com/5iNwXbV https://imgur.com/HSriaa3 https://imgur.com/xphiy45 <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:904879519] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>I asked to reschedule for the weekend. She's asking for number. Paranoid as shit right now. Why is she being so forward?</quote> It's fucking tinder, like 90% just wanna hook up. That's why it's way more superficial n based more on being sexually attractive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SavenForever 07/11/18 11:15:14 AM #13:	Get more creative with your opening lines. "Hey" or "Hi" is a shit opening line, even for guys. --- https://imgur.com/aFt7pKH <cite>SavenForever posted [p:904881462] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>Get more creative with your opening lines. "Hey" or "Hi" is a shit opening line, even for guys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 07/11/18 11:20:22 AM #14:	the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick --- "There is value in segregation." - qwertyman2002 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:904881702] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/11/18 11:34:47 AM #15:	AlephZero posted... the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick --- https://imgur.com/kpXTakw https://imgur.com/Pto3yPa http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:904882379] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlephZero posted...</cite> <quote>the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 07/11/18 11:39:57 AM #16:	Besides the fact that "hi" is one of the worst messages you can send (open with something pertaining to her profile), your photos are the major thing about Tinder. A guy can look below average, but having full body pics of you having fun and NO selfies can improve your chances considerably. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:904882627] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>Besides the fact that "hi" is one of the worst messages you can send (open with something pertaining to her profile), your photos are the major thing about Tinder. A guy can look below average, but having full body pics of you having fun and NO selfies can improve your chances considerably.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/11/18 11:42:06 AM #17:	Squall28 posted... but... https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/880/615/a42.jpg --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:904882741] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>but... https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/880/615/a42.jpg</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 07/11/18 11:57:33 AM #18:	The key to being good at tinder is not giving a fuck. Just fuck around with people and be silly --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:904883554] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>The key to being good at tinder is not giving a fuck. Just fuck around with people and be silly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sajo 07/11/18 12:12:30 PM #19:	I had success with on Sundays/Mondays/Tuesdays "You get into any trouble over the weekend?" and Wednesdays-Saturdays "You getting into any trouble this weekend?" --- ~ \| Add me on PSN: SajoAtine \| ~ <cite>Sajo posted [p:904884414] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>I had success with on Sundays/Mondays/Tuesdays "You get into any trouble over the weekend?" and Wednesdays-Saturdays "You getting into any trouble this weekend?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 07/11/18 12:22:40 PM #20:	YOUHAVENOHOPE posted... AlephZero posted... the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrpBLDWyCI" data-time=" --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:904884976] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlephZero posted...</cite> <quote>the average man is unfuckable the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick</quote></quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrpBLDWyCI" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 07/11/18 12:36:04 PM #21:	Solid Snake07 posted... The key to being good at tinder is not giving a fuck. Just fuck around with people and be silly This. You really have to separate yourself from any emotional connection to the matches until you get a couple dates out of them. Imagine how they are experiencing this. There are way more men than women using the app. If the girl is at least average, she will be getting matches like crazy. You're one man in a sea of matches. A "Hi" is going to get lost in the 400 other "Hi"s she got. So unless you're in the top 20% of attractiveness (and have good pictures to show it off) you need to stand out some other way. That initial message is huge for the bottom 80% of us. And then 75% of the time that brilliant pick up line gets ignored anyway so forget making any kind of attachment to the person. --- Buffalo Bills 2018-19 Season Prediction: 5-11 Change my mind <cite>theAteam posted [p:904885734] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Solid Snake07 posted...</cite> <quote>The key to being good at tinder is not giving a fuck. Just fuck around with people and be silly</quote> This. You really have to separate yourself from any emotional connection to the matches until you get a couple dates out of them. Imagine how they are experiencing this. There are way more men than women using the app. If the girl is at least average, she will be getting matches like crazy. You're one man in a sea of matches. A "Hi" is going to get lost in the 400 other "Hi"s she got. So unless you're in the top 20% of attractiveness (and have good pictures to show it off) you need to stand out some other way. That initial message is huge for the bottom 80% of us. And then 75% of the time that brilliant pick up line gets ignored anyway so forget making any kind of attachment to the person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 07/12/18 3:30:17 PM #22:	Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid? <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:904957359] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote>Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 07/12/18 3:47:25 PM #23:	Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid? Because they don't gaf what you said. https://www.boredpanda.com/social-experiment-guy-created-fake-tinder-profile-hot-model-pictures-germanlifter/ --- Buffalo Bills 2018-19 Season Prediction: 5-11 Change my mind <cite>theAteam posted [p:904958319] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid?</quote> Because they don't gaf what you said. https://www.boredpanda.com/social-experiment-guy-created-fake-tinder-profile-hot-model-pictures-germanlifter/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 07/12/18 3:52:22 PM #24:	theAteam posted... Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid? Because they don't gaf what you said. https://www.boredpanda.com/social-experiment-guy-created-fake-tinder-profile-hot-model-pictures-germanlifter/ I guarantee there's a billion women who were grossed out and blocked the dude too. I don't know why it's shocking that some of the women on a hookup app responded to dirty hookup messages from a hot dude though. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:904958623] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>theAteam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid?</quote> Because they don't gaf what you said. https://www.boredpanda.com/social-experiment-guy-created-fake-tinder-profile-hot-model-pictures-germanlifter/</quote> I guarantee there's a billion women who were grossed out and blocked the dude too. I don't know why it's shocking that some of the women on a hookup app responded to dirty hookup messages from a hot dude though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 07/12/18 3:55:11 PM #25:	Mr_Biscuit posted... theAteam posted... Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid? Because they don't gaf what you said. https://www.boredpanda.com/social-experiment-guy-created-fake-tinder-profile-hot-model-pictures-germanlifter/ I guarantee there's a billion women who were grossed out and blocked the dude too. I don't know why it's shocking that some of the women on a hookup app responded to dirty hookup messages from a hot dude though. Probably, but he would have still gotten laid more times than he could have handled. --- Buffalo Bills 2018-19 Season Prediction: 5-11 Change my mind <cite>theAteam posted [p:904958778] in Lol I suck... [t:76796877]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>theAteam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid?</quote> Because they don't gaf what you said. https://www.boredpanda.com/social-experiment-guy-created-fake-tinder-profile-hot-model-pictures-germanlifter/</quote> I guarantee there's a billion women who were grossed out and blocked the dude too. I don't know why it's shocking that some of the women on a hookup app responded to dirty hookup messages from a hot dude though.</quote> Probably, but he would have still gotten laid more times than he could have handled.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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