Current Events > Cardi B named her kid Kulture Kiari Cephus.

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FreezerDoor
07/12/18 4:36:18 PM
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/11/entertainment/cardi-b-baby/index.html

Good for her
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happibivouac
07/12/18 4:36:51 PM
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That's the dumbest fucking name to ever grace the Earth. Just when you think North is bad, this happens. Blue Ivy is just as stupid.
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CableZL
07/12/18 4:37:48 PM
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Cardi B's name is Belcalis Marlenis Almanzar
Offset's name is Kiari Kendrell Cephus

I don't think we should expect the kid to be named Steve or something.
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eston
07/12/18 4:39:21 PM
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happibivouac posted...
That's the dumbest fucking name to ever grace the Earth.

BrdTqmw
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YourDrunkFather
07/12/18 4:41:15 PM
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eston posted...
happibivouac posted...
That's the dumbest fucking name to ever grace the Earth.

BrdTqmw


Kaitlyn is still a normal name. That's just spelled a really, really stupid way
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happibivouac
07/12/18 4:41:28 PM
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That's def a Weekly World News clip. Has to be.
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SapphireOfChaos
07/12/18 4:41:43 PM
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Better or worse than "Pilot Inspektor"?
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ThePrinceFish
07/12/18 4:42:07 PM
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Even worse than when Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple.
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ChiefSosa
07/12/18 4:42:51 PM
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cardi was mad her names a Harry Potter spell and offset was mad his names a girl name

so they took it out on their kids

damn
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Darkninja42
07/12/18 4:47:37 PM
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I'm sure some of those names from that Key & Peele NFL sketch that are real were worse.
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Taharqa_
07/12/18 4:58:09 PM
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I just said that out loud and my furniture started to float.
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FreezerDoor
07/12/18 8:15:14 PM
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up
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prince_leo
07/12/18 8:19:57 PM
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idk why people get so uptight over nonstandard names
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Master_Bass
07/12/18 8:28:47 PM
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prince_leo posted...
idk why people get so uptight over nonstandard names

Often times they just sound stupid, and you're putting your kid at a disadvantage since other kids might make fun of them, it might disadvantage you in a corporate environment, etc.

The only silver lining is since more people are getting named more unique names people might get desensitized to it and lessen the impact it can have.
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Smashingpmkns
07/12/18 8:30:49 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
prince_leo posted...
idk why people get so uptight over nonstandard names

Often times they just sound stupid, and you're putting your kid at a disadvantage since other kids might make fun of them, it might disadvantage you in a corporate environment, etc.

The only silver lining is since more people are getting named more unique names people might get desensitized to it and lessen the impact it can have.


I think the silver lining is that the weird named kids are all gonna be hanging out with eachother because they're rich as fuck and kids like Connor and Brittany won't have the opportunity to make fun of them.
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electricbugs2
07/12/18 8:32:06 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
it might disadvantage you in a corporate environment, etc.

I get the rest of your post, but how is your kid going to affect your job by having a non traditional name?
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prince_leo
07/12/18 8:38:03 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Often times they just sound stupid

I mean, there are plenty of standard names that sound stupid to me but it doesn't get my panties in a twist

Master_Bass posted...
and you're putting your kid at a disadvantage since other kids might make fun of them

kids get made fun of for literally everything

Master_Bass posted...
it might disadvantage you in a corporate environment

it's true that having an odd name can be a slight against you in the professional world. admittedly the child of Cardi B is not going to have to worry about that, but I get the point

I have a name that most Americans are not familiar with, despite it being a fairly common name in the UK. it's never been a huge point of contention, but I suppose it could have worked against me in the professional world
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Sada_Pop
07/12/18 8:38:06 PM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
eston posted...
happibivouac posted...
That's the dumbest fucking name to ever grace the Earth.

BrdTqmw


Kaitlyn is still a normal name. That's just spelled a really, really stupid way


Normal name? You're drunk. Go home.
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YourDrunkFather
07/12/18 8:49:23 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
YourDrunkFather posted...
eston posted...
happibivouac posted...
That's the dumbest fucking name to ever grace the Earth.

BrdTqmw


Kaitlyn is still a normal name. That's just spelled a really, really stupid way


Normal name? You're drunk. Go home.


Ya man. You're right. Kaitlyn is a super out there name you never hear.
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Sada_Pop
07/13/18 9:27:19 AM
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Did you go home? Sleep it off
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Balrog0
07/13/18 9:29:33 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Master_Bass posted...
prince_leo posted...
idk why people get so uptight over nonstandard names

Often times they just sound stupid, and you're putting your kid at a disadvantage since other kids might make fun of them, it might disadvantage you in a corporate environment, etc.

The only silver lining is since more people are getting named more unique names people might get desensitized to it and lessen the impact it can have.


I think the silver lining is that the weird named kids are all gonna be hanging out with eachother because they're rich as fuck and kids like Connor and Brittany won't have the opportunity to make fun of them.


so, that's an interesting thought

maybe one reason we get so upset over nonstandard names, especially for rich people kids, is that we know they will not suffer the merciless taunting we would in that situation

in short, the ability to explore the full range of possible names for your kids is another form of wealth privilege
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Shotgunnova
07/13/18 9:30:14 AM
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Lemme tell you 'bout the proto Kulture
If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure
We've had enough of the lackluster, trust us
We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
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SSJGrimReaper
07/13/18 9:31:18 AM
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that's a damn harry potter spell name
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