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Sariana21 posted...

Ive given birth. Does that count?

That's a direct experience of making the miracle of life happen.

Also, nice?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/1/AAecKNAADvk1.jpg

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The machine that bridges Jaipur to gamefaqs (its just a randomly generated name)

MrWingnut posted...

My wife didn't really complain about pain, but I could tell that she definitely felt something each time. Her main thing was saying that she felt like she was robbed of her moment of glory. Hehe

What kind of painkillers did they put her on?

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Clearly I am a Machine of Jaipur

MICHALECOLE posted...

I watched my mom give birth to my sister

watched poop come out of her

havent been the same since

I was twelve

Seeing the hole you came out of must be traumatizing

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What's weird about it?

BuzzKilljoy posted...

This. 6 more months until my actual baby is born.

Are you gonna watch?

Have you witnessed that miracle?

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

Friend, your card sucks.

It does suck!

It sucks all your support for Trump and delivers it to the mighty President!

Children should be able to trust their parents to such a degree that they can reasonably share anything with them.

Same, parents should be able to know when it is appropriate to share sensitive (or otherwise secret) things with their children.

Some things shouldn't be openly discussed but if the cat is out of the bag, don't demand everybody else ignore that the cat is running around frantically.

DipDipDiver posted...

It doesn't even look like they got a real picture of him holding the card lol

I'd say Trump wouldn't be caught dead holding one of those but then again

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/7/AAecKNAADuBt.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/8/AAecKNAADuBu.jpg

Will you get yours now?

Zikten posted...

This isn't new. And that isn't the official Onion channel. They stopped making videos like this year's and years ago. When was the Chappelle sketch? Its possible this was before he did it.

This was just a re-upload of some old video. Onion is a shadow of their former self.

Reality is a shadow of its former self

Also tf, it is the official Onion channel lmao

K181 posted...

LBJ, mirite?

Damn

Doom_Art posted...

The greatest American president

LBJ was certainly a... Character

Zikten posted...

They should have interviewed the person on the other side of the glory hole

They saw them waddling away awkwardly

https://youtu.be/387Qknd6c40

Presidents have said some crazy shit

Day ce should get in on this

Ever had a fart so raunchy you stunk yourself out

https://youtu.be/fAcYS-_8L2s

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/4/AAecKNAADslA.jpg

Do you trust those apps that say you can 'browse anonymously' within them?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/0/AAecKNAADsN0.jpg

Because no light on one flag behind Trump

Also can they stop referring to him as President Trump, nobody ever out "Pres(ident) Obama speaks at school" post-Trump's inauguration

MedeaLysistrata posted...

The most powerful force... And somewhere Morbius is chasing someone

It's morbin time?

FigureOfSpeech posted...

nice. I'm gonna use that

It's a fake quote, btw

Though believable

FigureOfSpeech posted...

Fuck word salads. That's a word smoothie blended from literally everything from an entire word grocery store.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/5/AAecKNAADryP.jpg

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/1/AAecKNAADrxP.jpg

This is your brain on Trumpism

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/4/AAecKNAADrxI.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/5/AAecKNAADrxJ.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/6/AAecKNAADrxK.jpg

I knew the Washington Football Team being renamed to the Commies had hidden meaning.

I thought ce was full of virgins, so far over 90% of you have fucked

Did you tell them?

Will you tell them? In your ideal scenario obviously.

Virgin fetish

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You don't keep a running log of when you first whipped it out, how much porn you looked, when you finished, and how much volume of emissions you produced, as well as the consistency, texture and flavor? Weirdo

Should dogs have police jobs?

Have you?

Yes, we have police chasing people but when are we going to get people chasing police?

RIP man Blizzard as micro transaction sales shot up to $97 billion

https://vxtwitter.com/ScrewyClassic/status/1570424457638055937

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AAecKNAADrqY.jpg

Wonder if Neon would

Dreepapult posted...

Google image search gave me either this weird alien thing or porny kind of anime stuff

What is this thing from

AI generated

But it had to have gotten the idea from somewhere

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/1/AAecKNAADrgr.jpg

Whole set but

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/6/AAecKNAADrf-.png

This may not violate the TOS of gamefaqs, but it violates the TOS of life

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAecKNAADrfA.jpg

Yes, we said 5 ads but what about 10?

People bitch and fear about the US becoming a police state

While ignoring what's right outside their window

UnfairRepresent posted...

https://youtu.be/zoMiYklHvjk

A fair reaction to being shown an anime

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOx8zVPHOw0

Anime be wilin'

TaylorHeinicke posted...

it really is impressive that the father didn't pull the trigger right there

if he had, he'd probably be jailed for it

Anyone who'd jail a father for murdering his child's rapist, deserves to be put in the ground with the rapist. There's some crimes that don't have statute of limitations for when you can relieve someone of their life after they've committed them. This is one of them. Anyone who tries to defend the rapist afterwards or punish the deliverer of justice is just as fucking complicit.

Rapist pedophiles need to know and understand that they're dead as soon as they're discovered. Point blank. No questions asked. No fair trial. No "Go straight to jail" cause it's fucking "Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go straight to fucking Hell"

ellis123 posted...

Disney's, unsurprisingly, has no such messages and is just a vapid love story in which you could make the argument that the villain was actually the tragic hero the whole time. Acting like "lololol, you just hate it due to no suicide" is disengenuous at best as literally the only carry over is that there is a mermaid and said mermaid gets a love interest. You can easily have it not end in suicide and still have a relevant message, heck even a different one would still be fine, but Disney went out of their way to scrub anything "unclean" out of it to the point of having nothing worth talking about beyond the music and the animation (which are both jaw-droppingly good).

So Disney's TLM is just a modern day game that looks good?

Alucard188 posted...

I can understand why the father didn't shoot his daughter's abuser. He's unarmed, in his home, and completely under control. I don't believe the stand your ground doctrine would apply here. Besides that, I don't think he would want to kill his own friend in front of his already traumatised daughter. Not for a mote of vengeance.

Hopefully he had sense to remove her out of the room/home while the police were coming.

But yeah, he should have saved the taxpayers some money and just pumped him full of lead.

VeggetaX posted...

If it's not written in law for me to do this then I won't do it, unless I have the kid as mine entirely to raise and pay no child support.

I mean, everybody else in the world the kid may know is dead so no, no child support

https://www.gizmochina.com/2022/09/13/youtube-free-silently-testing-5-ads-before-your-video-starts/

YouTube, the video-sharing social media platform wholly owned by Google, has recently silently implemented a new ad format starting this September 2022. YouTube users who are not subscribed to YouTube Premium, will now receive up to 5 advertisements to be watched, before your video starts.

The news broke out when several YouTube Free users started complaining on Twitter and Reddit that they have been receiving 5 ads instead of 2, before they could watch their YouTube video.

For several YouTube Free users, they reported that they have received 5 unskippable advertisements as opposed to skippable advertisements before a video-watching session, and this caused dissent and upset among the users.
Regarding the matter, YouTube has issued an official reply on Twitter acknowledging the situation and stated that the new 5-ad phenomenon could happen to YouTube users with the companys certain type of ad format called bumper ads. As explained by YouTube, these bumper ads are short-form ads on the platform that are typically 6 seconds long, and unfortunately unskippable.

https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/1567609289283457025

Currently not all YouTube Free users are experiencing the 5 ads before your video starts situation, so it seems like YouTube is currently testing out the waters among selected YouTube Free users. As of now, most users of YouTube Free are only receiving up to 2 ads before their video starts, but it is not known whether the 5-ad format change will be rolled out to all YouTube Free users soon.
Lastly, YouTube reiterates that if both Free and Premium users have any feedback regarding YouTubes ad policy, users can always send feedback directly to the company via the Send Feedback tool on the companys video-sharing platform.

The sweet embrace of death is preferable to this Hellish ad landscape we're about to find ourselves in.

Congratulations your best friend of 20 years and all of his additional friends and family died tragically in a mining accident, leaving his one and only begotten son alive. His last dying request was for you to raise said child as your own