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VeggetaX
09/15/22 1:40:02 PM
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Like, there's no possible way I have a kid and will have to pay child support.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/15/22 1:40:40 PM
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You will if you sign a birth certificate.

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Irony
09/15/22 1:41:39 PM
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There are people who pay child support for a kid that's not theirs because they lost in court

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MachineJaipur
09/15/22 1:41:41 PM
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Congratulations your best friend of 20 years and all of his additional friends and family died tragically in a mining accident, leaving his one and only begotten son alive. His last dying request was for you to raise said child as your own
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VeggetaX
09/15/22 1:43:29 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
Congratulations your best friend of 20 years and all of his additional friends and family died tragically in a mining accident, leaving his one and only begotten son alive. His last dying request was for you to raise said child as your own
If it's not written in law for me to do this then I won't do it, unless I have the kid as mine entirely to raise and pay no child support.

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VeggetaX
09/15/22 1:44:29 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You will if you sign a birth certificate.
LMAO yeah like I'd do this. I can't imagine anyone willing to do this unless it's some desperate attempt to woe a woman.

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MICHALECOLE
09/15/22 1:45:30 PM
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https://imgur.com/pt0rIvG

you ladies dont know what youre missing
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g0ldie
09/15/22 1:58:35 PM
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VeggetaX posted...
LMAO yeah like I'd do this. I can't imagine anyone willing to do this unless it's some desperate attempt to woe a woman.
haven't you seen that episode of Fresh Prince where Carlton does exactly this??

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MachineJaipur
09/15/22 2:00:28 PM
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VeggetaX posted...
If it's not written in law for me to do this then I won't do it, unless I have the kid as mine entirely to raise and pay no child support.
I mean, everybody else in the world the kid may know is dead so no, no child support
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