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But they are cute

CE not good enough to copy, damn

Sictis posted...

If.... what?

"If I wasn't me, I'd copy me too"

But made into a question

Would you?

Do you?

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1491843117594529792

*Shoots to disarm

Reminder Mark Kelly is the husband of Rep Gabby Giffords, who was shot and seriously wounded a decade ago.

Imit8m3 posted...

I just want to make it known that I just got my booster,so like, don't boost me again bro...s/

New guidance is a triple boost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6PbdJiAK84

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/sr77r2/pa_employee_me_stuck_in_building/

I work at a fast food restaurant, inside of a walmart. I closed the gate door for closing procedures, did my closing duties, and now as i try to leave the gate door is siezed, it will not open. I have tried, and others on the outside of the door have tried, it is not that i am just too weak, i open and close this door 5x a week. I called my manager and was told i'll be stuck here at least all night long, if not longer if they cant get the door open in the morning. There is no emergency exit in the restaurant, there is inside the walmart but i cant leave the restaurant. No windows either. Am I entitled to wages for all the time stuck in here? Do I have any legal recourse for this? If I had some sort of medical emergency in here, Im not sure what i'd do. I have diagnosed anxiety disorder and this is certainly making it worse.
EDIT: I called the walmart head manager, he said unfortunately theres nothing he can personally do aside from call my boss. I called my boss myself and said if they cant get down here and open the door, im going to call the fire department and have them open it. My boss made it very clear that i am *not* to call the fire department as they will ruin the door, and they will be here first thing in the morning..if i am fired for calling the fire dept to get out, is that wrongful termination? I did call them as my boss refused to come in again..heres to hoping i dont lose my job

EDIT2: The firemen chief (idk his actual title, the guy in charge of the men who showed up for the fire dept.) called my boss and told him if he doesn't come in and get something in action like calling a door technician or a locksmith or something, they will be cutting up the door. So he's coming in and going to figure something out, and some of the fire dept. will be staying until i am confirmed out. If its going to take an unreasonable amount of time with the solution he chooses theyre going to cut me out anyway due to safety concerns. Thank you everyone!
Final edit: thank you everyone for the concern, i am out and in my car now, unfortunately for my boss and the store owners the door had to be cut as no locksmiths were available and door techs wouldnt be there until tomorrow afternoon, and it is 10pm my time. If i am fired for this event..i may make a 2nd post referencing this one. I am sure something will be done about there being no emergency exit in the restaurant, the fire cheif was not happy about that. I've never had to call 911 or anything before and was very hesitant, but all the comments suggesting so eased my mind i wasn't being over dramatic.
TLDR; Thank you, I am safe now.

Imagine having a boss so uncaring to you as a person that they tell you to not call 911 because they might damage a fucking door lmao

catboy2 posted...

what is furry porn then?

Degeneracy

Well?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/4/AAecKNAAC6zY.jpg

Is it murder if we collectively yeet him into the sun?

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How many are actually bought in and how many are just trolling with it though

IllegalAlien posted...

yes, the 5 "people" on that message board are surely legit and youre totally not helping them spread this shit over the internet or anything

If somebody finds this shit convincing or appealing, they're not gonna be first contacting it from CE

ZeldaMutant posted...

>a pureblood vaccination service

It's called a vaccine passport. You can even treat the red light as pure blood and green light as diseased blood.

The irony surely isn't lost on them /s

AltyMcAltface posted...

lol basement dweller turbovirgins worried about getting sexually transmitted diseases

*non-existent sexually transmitted disease(s) in this case

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/8/AAecKNAAC6oC.jpg

Yes, VAIDS is what it sounds like. Vaccine AIDS

BRB yeeting self into the sun.

They have proof that jabber women are lying about being jabbed:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/9/AAecKNAAC6oD.jpg

They linked themselves.

Oh a gem:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/0/AAecKNAAC6oE.jpg

"The thought of having sex in general makes me want to throw up"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/8/AAecKNAAC6n4.jpg

So detached from reality they're gonna single handedly prove the multiverse

No, gamefaqs doesn't need a Q portion of the site

Gasp of the Tamed

Funkydog posted...

So they're saying SATAN created the earth?!

Does this mean we should all worship SATAN instead of GOD?!

Iirc, There's a whole belief system about how Satan created humanity and trying to make humans perfect but God got jealous of Satan's creation and intervened

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/3/AAecKNAAC6hZ.jpg

No measurement. Just 66.6.

mybbqrules posted...

Even if this is true, it's been reported that Canadian trucker companies stated that they had no problems assigning non-vaccinated truckers to canada-only routes so it wouldn't be an issue for them.

The issue is specifically regarding truckers who cross the border

Machete posted...

I don't know. To down vote shit like this?

If too many people do this, they'll just snowflake harder, crying foul and saying they're being brigaded

Machete posted...

Anyone with accounts tgere should down vote those comments

Why would you willingly have an account there

Strider102 posted...

The worst part is, if someone did do this and caused the patient to die, the doctors and hospital would be blamed for it.

If foul play was suspected wouldn't they run an autopsy, notice the unadministered/unauthorized drugs and then run back all the visitors logged?

DarkRoast posted...

One of our ER physicians had their tires slashed by a patient's family because he overnight-admitted the patient for critical hypoxemia.

How did they even figure out which car is his?

0x4B616E6A6F posted...

By the way is that Reddit? How the hell do they have a sub like that up?

Its Great Awakening.

Its a reddit knockoff like voat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/onguardforthee/comments/spd5xx/qanon_queen_stuck_in_montreal_after_being_denied/

No respect for the QUEEN. Denied rv rental

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Or he could have gotten vaccinated.

Instead their solution is a veritable cocktail of vitamins and, at best, unreliable treatment methods brought to him by impersonating someone.

Geniuses all around /s

Sad_Face posted...

It started because Canada is issuing a vaccine mandate on the trucking industry. The states are divided on vaccine mandates (heck, even liberally dominated states are rescinding their statewide mask mandates for some reason) so there wouldn't have been a country wide consensus to issue a mandate of this scale.

But didn't Biden issue a vaccine mandate for Canadians truckers crossing into the US? Heard it was a joint venture

I just noticed it says Health Officer(s) twice in the "To the attention of:" part lol

DirkDiggles posted...

Now, Homeland security is saying that trucker bullcrap is going to LA to interupt the Super Bowl.

Jokes on them, if they're not already interrupting the traffic, they'll never get to the Super Bowl in time now

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/3/AAecKNAAC6dB.jpg

Sad.

What's the O/U of them even showing up to the right place to block the roads?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservatives-covid-19-restrictions-1.6346576

After publicly supporting the anti-vaccine mandate activists protesting in Ottawa in recent weeks, interim Conservative leader Candice Bergen said Thursday it's time for the convoy and other protesters blocking two major border crossings to end their demonstrations and go home.
Bergen, who has called the convoy a "passionate, patriotic and peaceful" group of Canadians concerned about freedom at a time of COVID restrictions, said the protesters have made their point to parliamentarians and the Conservative Party will take up their fight in the House of Commons instead.
The anti-mandate protest that started in Ottawa has spread to Windsor, Ont., and Coutts, Alta., disrupting the flow of goods and crippling Canada-U.S. trade.

Late Thursday, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called for all members of Parliament from every party to denounce the "illegal blockades and occupations happening across the country."
Trudeau said he briefed the leaders of all opposition parties on the latest developments and stressed on them to call for an end to the blockades. There are blockades at border crossings near Coutts, Alta., Emerson, Man., and the busy Windsor-Detroit Ambassador Bridge.
"They're harming the communities they're taking place in and they're hurting jobs, businesses, and our country's economy," Trudeau said in a series of posts on Twitter.
"We'll continue to work closely with municipal and provincial governments to end these blockades, and to make sure they have the resources they need."
Trudeau said he also spoke with Mayor Drew Dilkens about the blockade of the Ambassador Bridge that links Windsor, Ont., with Detroit.
Bergen calls for protest to end
Earlier Thursday, in a message aimed at protesters, Bergen said "the time has come for you to take down the barricades, stop the disruptive action and come together.
"The economy you want to see reopened is hurting. You protested because you love your country and you want your freedoms back. That message has been heard."
Bergen said barricades and trucks should be removed for the sake of the economy and because "it's the right thing to do."
During the weeks-long protest in the nation's capital, Bergen posed for pictures with some convoy members. Citing internal emails, the Globe and Mail has reported that Bergen was previously reluctant to tell the truckers to go home, and preferred instead to make the issue Trudeau's problem.
Other prominent Conservatives including MP Pierre Poilievre, a candidate for the party's permanent leadership have closely associated themselves with the convoy and its call for an end to federal COVID-19 restrictions.
Poilievre has said the convoy represents "the people who want to stand and speak for their freedoms" and "all those that our government and our media have insulted and left behind."
"Freedom, not fear," Poilievre said in a recent speech. "Truckers, not Trudeau."
Conservative MP Melissa Lantsman, the party's transport critic, was a vocal defender of the convoy's early efforts to force the federal government to abandon the vaccine mandate for cross-border truckers. She has since soured on the movement as the protests have spread to critical border crossings.
"They need to move from the blockades, that's illegal. Whether it's on a bridge, whether it's a pipeline or a highway, we can't have them blocking critical infrastructure," Lantsman told reporters. "I think we need a plan from the prime minister on how to end this."
Speaking in question period, Trudeau said the Conservatives have "supported" and "enabled" blockades across the country.
"The leader of the Conservative Party and her team have been their biggest champions," he said. "The consequences of these actions are having dire impacts. They're impacting trade, they're hurting jobs and they're obstructing our communities."
Bergen shot back, saying Trudeau is personally to blame for the chaos for pushing shots on people who don't want them.
"The prime minister continues to blame others for things that he's responsible for," she said.
Windsor's Ambassador Bridge has been closed to commercial traffic since Monday. Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of products have been held back as 50 to 75 vehicles and about 100 anti-mandate protesters camp out on the main road that leads on and off the bridge.
To help bring this protest to a close, Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino said the federal government will deploy more RCMP officers to the region to help local law enforcement. Mendicino said more officers would also be sent to Ottawa and Coutts.
"We'll continue to send resources as needed," Mendicino said.
NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh said the federal government's response has been pitiful.
"Instead of solving problems, we have a prime minister that wants to debate jurisdiction," he said. "It's clear, there's no debate here, there's federal work to be done to ensure our borders are working."

Their corporate overlords have started feeling the crunch on their bottom lines and are stepping in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rrX_TpOt6g

US of A:

https://youtu.be/nW-Bb_DZ18U

USSR:

https://youtu.be/KIVxcarCkBs

CE does not use their products

CommonGrackle posted...

why would you want to use that stuff?

Something something freeing your balls

Something something women don't like a bush down there

I've never really understood it.

Seems to be another socially constructed 'issue' designed to sell products

Probably the longest, most aggressive sponsorship push in YouTube history

Joeydollaz posted...

What is this, can't be real come on OP..

I'd pay good money for it to be fake but alas

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Somebody not only took the time to write this, but to print it and then hand it to someone after they got kicked out of a coffee shop in Ottawa for not wearing a mask.

Do you work in a cubicle?

Ruvan22 posted...

Do you have any proof that this was a false flag? Do you believe the people carrying Nazi flags are false flags too?

Nazi flags are false flags because they represent an ideology where nothing is true

Rathinor posted...

Why is it that right wing people get involved in treasonous cults these days?

Because they're disaffected loser betas being spun a tale that they're alphas

https://twitter.com/TiMunoz/status/1490473045965815812

Fortunately it was contained early but these people are literally terrorists

https://news.yahoo.com/man-worked-ban-black-lgbtq-163454246.html

Ryan Utterback also faces a misdemeanor charge of fourth-degree domestic assault and a misdemeanor charge of furnishing pornographic material.
A 29-year-old father from Gladstone, Missouri, who aggressively fought to ban LGBTQ-themed books from school libraries in the Show-Me State, has been charged with second-degree child molestation.
According to The New York Daily News, Ryan Utterback is also facing a misdemeanor charge of fourth-degree domestic assault and a misdemeanor charge of furnishing pornographic material or attempting to furnish to a minor in a separate case.
At a fall school board meeting, Utterback held up enlarged copies of Fun Home, by Alison Bechdel, an award-winning graphic novel adapted into a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical in 2015. Utterback displayed the pages while another parent spoke out against the book and another All Boys Arent Blue by George M. Johnson.
According to the report, the books were temporarily removed from four high schools in North Kansas City in October 2021 as a result of the effort, but they have been returned after students spoke against the ban.
Utterback defended his stance to a local television station late last year, saying, You know, I definitely understand their struggles. Its not lost on me. Those conversations are to be had at home, and only I have the intimate understanding of what is and isnt appropriate for my children.
One of the charges against Utterback includes the fondling of a child younger than 12. Another alleges the man used his cellphone to show pornographic images to a four-year-old child.
Many LGBTQ books have joined those about Black history on the long list of books conservatives want to see banned from schools.
This Book Is Gay and Understanding Gender by Juno Dawson appeared on the book roster that Texas lawmaker Matt Krause would like to see removed from schools as well as books by Ta-Nehisi Coates, Jeffrey Eugenides, and even mystery writer James Patterson, according to The Guardian.
As previously reported, a school board in Central York, Pennsylvania, recently reversed its decision to ban books written by authors of color after protests from students, parents and teachers, plus a growing social media backlash.
We speak and listen to parents and community members to better understand and address concerns, said board member Jodi Grothe prior to the vote, according to The York Dispatch. We have heard you.
Dozens of school districts around the nation have banned the teaching of critical race theory and have lumped in books about Black history and LGBTQ issues in the national debate.

These people should own movie theaters with the amount of projecting they do

All this reminds me of is that meme of Daffy slamming his penis in a car door

https://youtu.be/uJY1em4YaiY