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Topic	Are you offended by nudity?
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 8:50:07 PM #30	googs19 posted... Not offended, but I do have young kids, so I prefer it not to show up unexpectedly. As opposed to unexpected, random, grotesque violence that permeates every inch of modern culture?
Topic	'they were butt naked'
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 8:39:29 PM #9	thronedfire2 posted... if they're only bottomless they aren't naked, they're Donald Duck Donald Duck is butt naked
Topic	How do you pay taxes?
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 7:02:06 PM #11	Only 5 tax dodging badasses so far
Topic	Didn't you know? Luffy was bestowed his hat by Sonic the Hedgehog
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 5:24:32 PM #1	https://mobile.twitter.com/Altus_West/status/1414642569447976971 Clearly the answer is obvious
Topic	How do you pay taxes?
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 4:52:11 PM #1	How do you? My job deducts them from my paycheck I pay what I owe during tax season I don't have a job I don't pay taxes, I'm a tax dodging badass Other How do you? - Results (57 votes) My job deducts them from my paycheck 66.67% (38 votes) 38 I pay what I owe during tax season 14.04% (8 votes) 8 I don't have a job 7.02% (4 votes) 4 I don't pay taxes, I'm a tax dodging badass 10.53% (6 votes) 6 Other 1.75% (1 vote) 1 How do you give the government its due?
Topic	'they were butt naked'
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 3:58:58 PM #7	Suolevram posted... Butt naked means you're wearing footie pajamas with the ass-flap open, right? Damn, didn't think of this
Topic	'they were butt naked'
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 3:57:28 PM #3	ArchNemo posted... It's buck naked and it means no clothes. I know what I said
Topic	'they were butt naked'
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 3:55:04 PM #1	What does this mean (to you)? Bottomless No clothes at all What does this mean (to you)? - Results (45 votes) Bottomless 8.89% (4 votes) 4 No clothes at all 91.11% (41 votes) 41 "They were walking around butt naked"
Topic	Nancy Pelosi is butt naked knocking on your door asking for help
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 3:34:13 PM #22	Also tc said butt naked but Pelosi is known for her knockers
Topic	Nancy Pelosi is butt naked knocking on your door asking for help
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 2:31:39 PM #18	gatorsPENSbucs posted... No pictures? The world is not ready for that
Topic	Suck Kirby Some Balls or Suck Some Kirby Balls?
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 2:31:08 PM #1	Which is it saying Suck Kirby Some Balls Suck Some Kirby Balls Which is it saying - Results (6 votes) Suck Kirby Some Balls 16.67% (1 vote) 1 Suck Some Kirby Balls 83.33% (5 votes) 5 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/0/AAecKNAADcsO.jpg Truly God has abanonded us
Topic	Have you watched Infinity War or Endgame on or since January 1st, 2020?
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 11:35:38 AM #1	Have you? Yes, I've watched both multiple times since then Yes, I've watched both but only IW multiple times since Yes, I've watched both but only Endgame multiple times since Yes, I've watched both once since I've watched IW multiple times since but have not watched Endgame I've watched Endgame multiple times since but have not watched IW I've watched IW once but not Endgame I've watched Endgame once but not IW I've not watched either in this decade I haven't watched ever watched them Have you? - Results (45 votes) Yes, I've watched both multiple times since then 37.78% (17 votes) 17 Yes, I've watched both but only IW multiple times since 2.22% (1 vote) 1 Yes, I've watched both but only Endgame multiple times since 0% (0 votes) 0 Yes, I've watched both once since 22.22% (10 votes) 10 I've watched IW multiple times since but have not watched Endgame 2.22% (1 vote) 1 I've watched Endgame multiple times since but have not watched IW 0% (0 votes) 0 I've watched IW once but not Endgame 2.22% (1 vote) 1 I've watched Endgame once but not IW 2.22% (1 vote) 1 I've not watched either in this decade 17.78% (8 votes) 8 I haven't watched ever watched them 13.33% (6 votes) 6 https://youtu.be/MSHWrt1PMgo Remember to watch them as much as your did in the 2010s so your viewings will be perfectly balanced between the decades
Topic	Nancy Pelosi is butt naked knocking on your door asking for help
MachineJaipur 07/13/22 11:28:32 AM #16	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/2/AAecKNAADcqY.jpg https://youtu.be/MSHWrt1PMgo
Topic	Is this a real quote from Donald John Trump?
MachineJaipur 07/12/22 9:29:31 AM #1	Is it? Yes No Is it? - Results (12 votes) Yes 66.67% (8 votes) 8 No 33.33% (4 votes) 4 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/5/AAecKNAADcZ3.jpg Is it a real quote?
Topic	"She's your daughter. Not your date."
MachineJaipur 07/12/22 9:18:32 AM #36	MrMallard posted... Ever since Roe V. Wade got repealed, what happens now when a girl gets raped by her dad and gets pregnant? I don't know the actual statistics but in a fair few states now, they'd make them carry the incest baby to term regardless of the health of the baby.
Topic	"No matter how rough the action, no panty shots"
MachineJaipur 07/11/22 7:37:07 AM #53	Ubergeneral3 posted... Honestly they shouldn't do it unless its hentai If it's hentai, shouldn't they be showing more than just panties?
Topic	Have you ever met a Berliner?
MachineJaipur 07/10/22 10:31:26 AM #1	Have you? Well, of course I know him, he's me Yes Met a German, not a Berliner Not to my knowledge No Have you? - Results (15 votes) Well, of course I know him, he's me 0% (0 votes) 0 Yes 53.33% (8 votes) 8 Met a German, not a Berliner 13.33% (2 votes) 2 Not to my knowledge 26.67% (4 votes) 4 No 6.67% (1 vote) 1 Ich bin ein Berliner
Topic	Have you stopped wearing bras yet
MachineJaipur 07/10/22 10:25:53 AM #3	#FreeTheNipple
Topic	"No matter how rough the action, no panty shots"
MachineJaipur 07/10/22 10:25:38 AM #12	ssj3vegeta posted... Oda told da anime people dis as well, no nami panty shots ;( But bathhouse scenes? A-ok
Topic	"No matter how rough the action, no panty shots"
MachineJaipur 07/10/22 12:26:05 AM #3	NeonOctopus posted... What is that from? Also yes, I like panty shots >_> I don't know. Somebody said based Inyuasha but the outfits look like Sailor Moon character
Topic	"No matter how rough the action, no panty shots"
MachineJaipur 07/10/22 12:24:08 AM #1	Do you like panty shot fanservice? That's the best kind Yes Indifferent No Worst kind of fanservice Do you like panty shot fanservice? - Results (127 votes) That's the best kind 20.47% (26 votes) 26 Yes 19.69% (25 votes) 25 Indifferent 25.98% (33 votes) 33 No 15.75% (20 votes) 20 Worst kind of fanservice 18.11% (23 votes) 23 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/6/AAecKNAADb18.jpg To fanservice or not to fanservice, that is the question
Topic	"She's your daughter. Not your date."
MachineJaipur 07/09/22 12:54:00 AM #1	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/8/AAecKNAADbpA.jpg Why some things have to be said, the world may never know
Topic	Guys, it happening, Q found a pedophile (convicted child molester)
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 6:01:31 PM #16	bloodyarts posted... Title is misleading. And no, didn't watch the video. So, Q found out someone was a pedophile, or Q has been revealed to be a pedophile, himself? The title is a bit of a joke. Qnuts are always going on about (perceived) pedophiles in the government so there's some cosmic level comedic irony in Q himself being interviewed by one
Topic	Stupid sexy Geology
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 4:28:23 PM #3	TropicalAngel2 posted... banned enjoy your ban Waiting
Topic	Stupid sexy Geology
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 4:12:17 PM #1	https://twitter.com/JoshLukeDavis/status/1544002446535671808 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/8/AAecKNAADaxY.jpg
Topic	Letter from a Karen: ''I'm not racist (but let me be horrifically racist''
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 4:06:01 PM #47	teep_ posted... Because it's politically convenient for them, being a conservative shitposter and all see: that one topic where the user stated that conservatives were being targeted by mods on this site Weird that they're a conservative shitposter but literally said fuck the police in another topic
Topic	Letter from a Karen: ''I'm not racist (but let me be horrifically racist''
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 4:02:24 PM #45	TheBrainbuster posted... I said the letter was fake... Then why did you quote that one specific part that said "people capable of feeling empathy?"
Topic	Letter from a Karen: ''I'm not racist (but let me be horrifically racist''
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 3:59:02 PM #41	TheBrainbuster posted... wat You're the one that said people capable of feeling empathy was fake
Topic	Guys, it happening, Q found a pedophile (convicted child molester)
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 3:57:51 PM #1	https://youtu.be/URO39-WImKY Ron 'Q' Watkins got interviewed by convicted child molester David Stringer. On January 25, 2019, the Phoenix New Times reported that Stringer had been charged in 1983 with five sex offenses, including two child pornography charges, while he was living in Baltimore. He had accepted a plea bargain on charges of paying two boys for sex, one of whom was developmentally disabled, and was sentenced to five years' probation.[16][17] In 1990, he had the charges expunged from his record. In response to calls for his resignation, Stringer confirmed that he had been arrested and charged with the offenses but stated that he would not be resigning from the Arizona House.[18] On March 27, 2019, facing a deadline to hand over documents regarding his 2018 comments and the 1983 sex offenses, he abruptly resigned from the Arizona House. So the charges were expunged after he served probation. Still the irony is enough to send my sides intergalactic
Topic	Letter from a Karen: ''I'm not racist (but let me be horrifically racist''
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 3:46:11 PM #28	TheBrainbuster posted... Fake People capable of feeling empathy? FAKE NEWS. everybody knows you can only look after and care about yourself
Topic	Letter from a Karen: ''I'm not racist (but let me be horrifically racist''
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 3:42:50 PM #25	SSJKirby posted... I'm not racist but even though we killed your people and took your land, we gave you a little corner so how about you stay there "You existing outside of that corner reminds me of my country's sins and that makes me uncomfortable"
Topic	Letter from a Karen: ''I'm not racist (but let me be horrifically racist''
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 3:29:25 PM #1	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAecKNAADawp.jpg I'd be half tempted to drop my W-2s and 1099s and other tax documents proving I pay taxes lmao I do wonder how they come to conclusion they aren't racist though.
Topic	Thor 4 is 72% on Rotten Tomatoes
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 1:38:21 PM #29	Questionmarktarius posted... Plot synopsis seems like there's too much going on, which is what ruined the Schumacher Batman films. It only has: Thor w/ a dick Thor w/o a dick Guardians of the Galaxy The villain The Gods of Olympus A getting fit scene/montage Valkyrie Korg Other New Asgard characters Plus other stuff I'm forgetting In a 2 hour run time Probably the one time you could justify a 2 1/2 or 3 hour run time and they went for sub 2
Topic	Have you seen someone request you use it/its pronouns?
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 1:25:43 PM #15	Questionmarktarius posted... Any more so than Billie, who was "Billy" a week ago and we're all terrible people for screwing up the pronouns every now and then? Why is your cognitive dissonance the important one? We cannot insist that we accept anyone's chosen pronouns, and then refuse to accept those pronouns. I never said my cognitive dissonance be the one to triumph and that I'd be right for refusing to call it it.
Topic	Thor 4 is 72% on Rotten Tomatoes
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 1:08:02 PM #26	PiOverlord posted... Idgaf, I refuse to believe this movie is worse than Thor 2. It could drop to 0% and I still wouldn't believe it. Thor 2 single-handedly stopped my MCU marathon. Because you fell asleep?
Topic	Have you seen someone request you use it/its pronouns?
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 1:04:59 PM #4	Questionmarktarius posted... "You can use whatever pronouns you want, but not that one. It makes me feel icky." Think about this for a minute. Considering the use of it to refer to inanimate objects or non-sentient animals, you can understand the internal pause one might have before consciously referring to another animate, sentient person as 'it'. It's not icky. That just adds negative connotations. Plus there are differences in how something sounds and how something actually is
Topic	Have you seen someone request you use it/its pronouns?
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 12:59:22 PM #1	Have you My pronouns are it/its Yes and I refer to it as such Yes but I do not refer to it as such No but I would refer to it as such No and I would not refer it it as such Never heard of this, never thought of this Other Have you - Results (21 votes) My pronouns are it/its 4.76% (1 vote) 1 Yes and I refer to it as such 9.52% (2 votes) 2 Yes but I do not refer to it as such 4.76% (1 vote) 1 No but I would refer to it as such 38.1% (8 votes) 8 No and I would not refer it it as such 23.81% (5 votes) 5 Never heard of this, never thought of this 14.29% (3 votes) 3 Other 4.76% (1 vote) 1 Referring to a person as it/its just sounds... Offensive. Even if it's its preference.
Topic	i just read the orgy scene in IT
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 12:53:25 PM #28	SamusGlory posted... wtf happened itt Better we forget and move on
Topic	When CEmen learned you went to do something else mid-argumemt
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 12:51:25 PM #1	https://youtu.be/KaS1wXQBkRc
Topic	Thor 4 is 72% on Rotten Tomatoes
MachineJaipur 07/05/22 12:44:47 PM #18	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/9/AAecKNAADauR.jpg Nice
Topic	i just read the orgy scene in IT
MachineJaipur 07/04/22 3:58:39 PM #4	SocialistGamer posted... How else do you book? Audio book?
Topic	I didn't know John Cena fought for the Polish in WW2
MachineJaipur 07/04/22 2:53:56 PM #1	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAecKNAADafS.jpg No wonder the Germans lost, they couldn't see the man that was killing them
Topic	Akron police fired 90 shots at unarmed, fleeing man
MachineJaipur 07/03/22 4:28:25 PM #14	Lonestar2000 posted... To protect and sever. To protect (just ourselves) and sever (the lives of the general populace)
Topic	POV: You're fucking an onion
MachineJaipur 07/03/22 4:20:52 PM #1	Would you fuck an onion? Yes No Would you fuck an onion? - Results (8 votes) Yes 25% (2 votes) 2 No 75% (6 votes) 6 https://twitter.com/mind_probiotic/status/1543220098302885888 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/1/AAecKNAADaQJ.jpg
Topic	Would you rather be cursed with crippling flatulence, noxious burps or acne
MachineJaipur 07/02/22 12:16:25 AM #1	See post for details Crippling flatulence Noxious burps Horrifying acne Rather pay a $10M fine than suffer any of those See post for details - Results (6 votes) Crippling flatulence 83.33% (5 votes) 5 Noxious burps 16.67% (1 vote) 1 Horrifying acne 0% (0 votes) 0 Rather pay a $10M fine than suffer any of those 0% (0 votes) 0 The crippling gas gives you super long (10+ seconds), frequent (at least once a minute most hours) farts that do not smell but will interrupt whatever it is you're doing causing you to have to stop. The internal gut pain/pressure is minimal. The noxious burps causes you to have long (5+ second), loud (would attract stares in public) horrible smelling burps at least once every 5 minutes. No small burps here, every one explodes out of your mouth as if you were never raised with manners. Horrifying acne. You suffer from a face full of angry, red pimples that are so vicious that they pop on their own. They pop and then within a day or two, grow back in the same spots You also get a weekly spurt of body acne localized to one section of your chest or back. People find it physically painful to look at you. Not out of disgust, but out of sympathy.
Topic	Do you use lube/lotion for alone time?
MachineJaipur 07/01/22 10:21:09 PM #1	Do you? Always Usually/Unusual not to Often Sometimes Rarely I do not I have never used lube for that purpose Other I don't engage in 'alone time' Do you? - Results (8 votes) Always 12.5% (1 vote) 1 Usually/Unusual not to 0% (0 votes) 0 Often 0% (0 votes) 0 Sometimes 0% (0 votes) 0 Rarely 12.5% (1 vote) 1 I do not 12.5% (1 vote) 1 I have never used lube for that purpose 37.5% (3 votes) 3 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 I don't engage in 'alone time' 25% (2 votes) 2 Do you lube up or do you just rough it?
Topic	What is true power?
MachineJaipur 06/30/22 6:26:13 PM #4	The_Korey posted... x) rip
Topic	What is true power?
MachineJaipur 06/30/22 9:11:57 AM #1	What is it? Having tasted the testicles of a man who has wronged you I don't know but not that What is it? - Results (19 votes) Having tasted the testicles of a man who has wronged you 15.79% (3 votes) 3 I don't know but not that 84.21% (16 votes) 16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfbbfo6I0Jg
Topic	Is a picture of a bottomless woman enough to turn you on?
MachineJaipur 06/29/22 8:45:15 PM #4	Dakimakura posted... how her ass 7/10
Topic	Is a picture of a bottomless woman enough to turn you on?
MachineJaipur 06/29/22 8:41:23 PM #1	No panties, lower half goods on display That's all I need to get started and finish Yes, full mast That's enough to at least get the ball rolling Might spark a half chub if that Not really No, vanilla nudity doesn't do much for me Other Not into the ladies like that No panties, lower half goods on display - Results (20 votes) That's all I need to get started and finish 35% (7 votes) 7 Yes, full mast 15% (3 votes) 3 That's enough to at least get the ball rolling 20% (4 votes) 4 Might spark a half chub if that 5% (1 vote) 1 Not really 20% (4 votes) 4 No, vanilla nudity doesn't do much for me 5% (1 vote) 1 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Not into the ladies like that 0% (0 votes) 0 She's got a shirt on but no pants/shorts or panties. Is that enough to turn you on/get you horny?
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