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TopicIs a horse a vehicle?
MachineJaipur
08/21/22 2:16:41 PM
#1
Is a horse a vehicle?


https://nccriminallaw.sog.unc.edu/a-horse-is-a-horse-of-course-but-is-it-also-a-vehicle/

North Carolina says yes
TopicIs footwear clothing?
MachineJaipur
08/13/22 8:19:56 PM
#1
Or is it just footwear?


Any kind of footwear.
TopicEver been nude on a beach?
MachineJaipur
08/13/22 8:15:54 PM
#15
famfam posted...
half nude at night alone with my then gf
bottomless?
TopicEver been nude on a beach?
MachineJaipur
08/13/22 7:31:45 PM
#11
No nudity on beaches for most of CE
TopicEver been nude on a beach?
MachineJaipur
08/12/22 7:52:02 PM
#2
Where is FF_Redux when you need him
TopicEver been nude on a beach?
MachineJaipur
08/12/22 6:18:51 PM
#1
Ever?




No clothes on.
TopicKids crowded together to get bags checked
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 8:58:55 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/5/AAecKNAADjeN.jpg

Covid? Never heard of it /s
TopicGamefaqs. I'm not seeing the racist word you're bitching about
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 6:50:09 PM
#23
Questionmarktarius posted...
The image uploader that is terrible enough to squish everything into a low-quality JPEG, is still somehow smart enough to know you've uploaded the same image twice.
Either crop it or flip it, and try again.

I'm mildly impressed
TopicGamefaqs. I'm not seeing the racist word you're bitching about
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 5:50:18 PM
#21
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/2/AAecKNAADjbq.jpg

I quit
TopicGamefaqs. I'm not seeing the racist word you're bitching about
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 4:09:47 PM
#13
DrizztLink posted...
Do it from Imgur instead just to close the possibility.
It is the image url it's trying to generate

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/5/AAecKNAADjad.jpg

Look at the last 3 of the URLs here. jaT and jaU.

Working backwards you can see how it'd try to generate the censored word.

Devin, your site sucks
TopicGamefaqs. I'm not seeing the racist word you're bitching about
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 4:02:26 PM
#10
gunplagirl posted...
... is it in the picture url by any chance?
Maybe?

I double checked the file name and it didn't have the word

I changed the name, still same issue.
TopicGamefaqs. I'm not seeing the racist word you're bitching about
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 3:58:33 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/5/AAecKNAADjaT.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/6/AAecKNAADjaU.jpg

What are you on about
TopicExtended lungs.
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 1:30:34 PM
#1
Would you?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/3/AAecKNAADjXx.jpg

I already breathe hard enough
TopicNYC carriage horse flogged by driver after collapsing on busy street
MachineJaipur
08/11/22 11:22:33 AM
#8
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Hmm should I keep a bit of water and let my horse take a couple short breaks?

Oooor should I let it collapse and simply beat it when it does?

Which will make more money? Ahhh yes the answer is obvious!
Considering people were willing to beat humans when they wouldn't obey, it isn't surprising people are making the wrong decision when dealing with animals
TopicJennette McCurdy on being known as Sam
MachineJaipur
08/10/22 1:43:42 PM
#2
It's sad that most people just assume that she wanted to act.

Yes, she did a great job but it doesn't mean she necessarily had fun or enjoyed doing it, at least in any meaningful manner or outside of fleeting moments.
TopicHow instantaneously would you want your death to be?
MachineJaipur
08/10/22 1:07:37 PM
#1
How instant?










Would you want to know? Want it to be instantaneous?
TopicEven if GEOTUS did some thing illegal, doesn't he get a pass?
MachineJaipur
08/10/22 12:55:22 AM
#9
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAecKNAADjCg.png

The point of the law is that, nobody is supposed to be above it, no?
TopicEven if GEOTUS did some thing illegal, doesn't he get a pass?
MachineJaipur
08/09/22 6:21:08 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/4/AAecKNAADi-o.jpg

GEOTUS stands for God-Emperor Of The United States.

I don't think these people understand what a free and fair democracy is supposed to entail (chiefly, no emperors)
TopicDoes this make you happy?
MachineJaipur
08/06/22 10:48:29 AM
#1
Does it?









https://mobile.twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1555634321381154816

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/3/AAecKNAADiOL.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAecKNAADiOM.jpg
TopicHave you gotten a massage from a massage parlor this year?
MachineJaipur
08/06/22 10:08:26 AM
#3
Xatrion posted...
I was going to go this weekend, since it's my birthday today, but I didn't realize you have to book these appointments like a month in advance, so I'm going in September for a belated present to myself.
Yeah, especially if its a good massage place
TopicHave you gotten a massage from a massage parlor this year?
MachineJaipur
08/05/22 9:02:49 PM
#1
Have you?









Have you?
TopicHBO MAX to be turned into HBO Mid next year (merging with Discovery+)
MachineJaipur
08/05/22 5:40:28 PM
#30
Error1355 posted...
I get HBO Max for free at work, but I do not get Discovery+ for free.

Hmmmmmm.
Damn, Error getting screwed
TopicWisconsin School District bans Pride Flags and Pronouns
MachineJaipur
08/05/22 10:39:39 AM
#22
hockeybub89 posted...
You'd think their voters would hate people being discriminated against for "merely sharing political beliefs"

That's because LGBTQ people aren't sharing political beliefs that state that they want to enslave minorities
TopicHBO MAX to be turned into HBO Mid next year (merging with Discovery+)
MachineJaipur
08/05/22 9:35:59 AM
#1
https://variety.com/2022/digital/news/hbo-max-discovery-plus-merger-2023-1235333314/


Is the whole of a combined HBO Max-Discovery+ greater than its streaming parts? Warner Bros. Discovery is going to find out next year.
The media company announced a timeline for the two services to be fused together: HBO Max and Discovery+ will launch in the U.S. as a single service in the summer of 2023, according to JB Perrette, CEO and president of global streaming and games for Warner Bros. Discovery, speaking on the companys Q2 earnings call.
At the end of the day, putting all the content together was the only way we saw to make this a viable business, Perrette told analysts. Bringing HBO Max and Discovery+ together is aimed at cutting churn so theres something for everyone in the household, he said.
WBD did not announce what the new brand name for the merged service will be, nor did execs discuss pricing for the unified streamer. Warner Bros. Discovery is initially focused on the ad-supported and ad-free versions of the combined HBO Max-Discovery+, Perrette said, but is also exploring how to reach customers in the free, ad-supported space with content that is totally different from whats on the premium VOD services.

HBO may or may not be part of the name of the unified direct-to-consumer WBD platform; Perrette said he company is doing research on consumer perception of the HBO Max name. But, HBO will continue to be a major brand: HBO will always be the beacon and the ultimate brand that stands for television quality, he said on the call.
The merged HBO Max-Discovery+ will combine the best elements of both services, said Perrette. He said HBO Max has had performance and customer issues but offers a rich set of features; Discovery+ has more limited features but provides a more robust underlying delivery infrastructure.
After the summer 2023 rollout in the United States, WBD plans to take the unified HBO Max-Discovery+ platform to Latin America in the fall of 2023; Europe in early 2024; Asia Pacific in mid-2024; and additional markets in fall 2024.
In the second quarter, WBDs HBO Max, HBO and Discovery+ subscribers combined were 92.1 million, up 1.7 million from 90.4 million the prior quarter. Thats up 22% 75.8 million on a pro-forma basis versus a year earlier.
By 2025, WBD expects to have 130 million global streaming subscribers and that its direct-to-consumer businesses will generate $1 billion in earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization (EBITDA). Perrette said the company expects EBITDA losses for the streaming division to peak in 2022, with long-term margin potential of 20% or more.
Currently, HBO Max is available for $14.99/month without ads and $9.99/month with ads in the U.S. Discovery+ is priced at $6.99/month without ads and $4.99/month with ads.
The company previously announced intentions to combine the two flagship streaming platforms HBO Max from the legacy WarnerMedia (spun off from AT&T) and Discoverys Discovery+. Ahead of the close of the deal forming Warner Bros. Discovery, CFO Gunnar Wiedenfels in March broadly sketched out a strategy to combine the streamers, saying that initially it would sell the pair as a bundle before fully integrating them.
The merged HBO Max-Discovery+ will smash together thousands of hours of programming, a disparate slate spanning scripted, reality and documentary content and will look a bit like a mini cable TV bundle. WBD took a step Thursday toward unifying HBO Max and Discovery+ on the content side, announcing that Chip and Joanna Gaines Magnolia Network programming will be coming to HBO Max this September (while remaining on Discovery+).

But why tho
TopicWisconsin School District bans Pride Flags and Pronouns
MachineJaipur
08/05/22 9:25:02 AM
#1
https://www.nbc15.com/2022/08/03/wisconsin-school-district-bans-pride-flags-pronouns/

MILWAUKEE (AP) - A recent decision by a Wisconsin school district to ban pride flags and the use of pronouns in emails has released an avalanche of pushback from students, alumni and others while the superintendent said its simply reaffirming a policy that is already in place.
Kettle Moraine School District Superintendent Ken Plum recently told the school board an interpretation of a policy that prohibits staff from using their positions to promote partisan politics, religious views and propaganda for personal, monetary or nonmonetary gain has changed following a legal analysis.
Plum said teachers and administrators are prohibited from displaying political or religious messages in their classrooms or on their person, including Pride flags, Black Lives Matter and We Back the Badge signs.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/3/AAWPyXAAAE1R.png
TopicIs it cheating if you bang a clone of your SO as they were when you first sexed?
MachineJaipur
08/04/22 9:49:24 PM
#1
Is that cheating?


Let's say you've been with someone for 10 years after the first time you had sex with them

If you had sex with a perfect clone of them as they were the night you first fucked, is that cheating?
TopicExcuse me, are you British?
MachineJaipur
08/04/22 9:35:55 PM
#1
Are you?


https://youtu.be/7fi6V7TI13Q
TopicThings that didn't age well
MachineJaipur
08/04/22 6:36:26 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_b4xpWZb3c
TopicCutting a steak, how do you hold fork and knife?
MachineJaipur
08/04/22 4:56:27 PM
#1
How do you hold them?








A steak, cooked to your preference
TopicWould you rather be stabbed with a 4 inch blade once or 2 inch blade twice?
MachineJaipur
08/02/22 10:12:43 PM
#8
You guys opting for the 2 inches
TopicWould you rather be stabbed with a 4 inch blade once or 2 inch blade twice?
MachineJaipur
08/02/22 4:07:33 PM
#1
Which? To the gut. You'll have immediate medical attention



Medical personnel are on the scene to tend to your new wound(s)

It's nowhere vital, just in your lower torso/gut
TopicIs nudity something to view as shameful?
MachineJaipur
08/01/22 11:11:41 AM
#9
CE says nudity is not shameful
TopicIs nudity something to view as shameful?
MachineJaipur
07/31/22 9:22:46 PM
#1
Is it shameful to be naked in front of people not your spouse or medical personnel?







Is it something that deserves shame?
TopicUK PM candidate Rishi Sunak will shield ''women'' from ''erasure''
MachineJaipur
07/31/22 6:31:55 PM
#19
TomClark posted...
With all the focus on how Liz Truss is exceptionally stupid and exceedingly mental, it's important that we don't lose sight of the fact that Sunak is also a colossal piece of shit.

The only silver lining is that neither of them is really very electable in a General Election, so we only need to survive a few years of their bullshit.
A few years is all these kinds of people need
TopicUK PM candidate Rishi Sunak will shield ''women'' from ''erasure''
MachineJaipur
07/31/22 4:37:13 PM
#17
Funkydog posted...
Well Rishi has a large part in it being so f***ed, given he was responsible for it. But don't worry, he won't repeat Rishi's mistakes. Trust in Rishi to fix Rishi's mess!
"Well, obviously, I can see the flaws in my original plan, so I am most adept at addressing those flaws. If you put a new person in, God knows what they'd do and how long they'd take to implement change. At least if I'm at the helm, my people will already know what to do! "
TopicUK PM candidate Rishi Sunak will shield ''women'' from ''erasure''
MachineJaipur
07/31/22 11:40:44 AM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That's their secret, Captain, they're never going to fix the economy
TopicUK PM candidate Rishi Sunak will shield ''women'' from ''erasure''
MachineJaipur
07/31/22 11:23:24 AM
#5
Funkydog posted...


So what does the government focus on?

Trans people wanting to live without harassment.
Gotta distract the base with something, otherwise they might realize how shitty everything actually is and who was in charge during it all
TopicUK PM candidate Rishi Sunak will shield ''women'' from ''erasure''
MachineJaipur
07/31/22 9:33:18 AM
#1
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2022/07/30/rishi-sunak-trans-rights-equality-act/

The former chancellor of the Exchequer will say in a Saturday (30 July) speech in West Sussex that he will ensure sex means biological sex and will shield women from erasure, Sky News reported.
Despite saying he has zero interest in fighting a so-called culture war, Sunaks speech will amount to a bingo card of the various culture wars the government has fanned against trans rights.

His main target will be the Equality Act 2010, which legally protects Brits from discrimination in the workplace and wider society.
We are determined to end the brainwashing, the vandalism and the finger-pointing, Sunak will say. Too often, existing legislation is used to engage in social engineering to which no one has given consent
The worst offender in this regard is the 2010 Equality Act, conceived in the dog days of the last Labour government.
It has been a Trojan horse that has allowed every kind of woke nonsense to permeate public life.
It must stop. My government would review the act to ensure we keep legitimate protections while stopping mission creep.
Sunak, once the top pick for prime minister among MPs, has increasingly struggled in the polls as he falls behind fellow leadership hopeful Liz Truss.
Seemingly in an attempt to make inroads in Truss polling lead among Tory party members, Sunak is expected to say: Our laws must protect free speech, block biological men from competing in womens sport and ensure that children are allowed to be children.
The Richmond MP will also clarify that trans people being able to self-identify does not have legal force.
He will seek to narrow statutory guidance for schools on how they teach LGBTQ-inclusive sex and relationship education by shielding [pupils] from inappropriate material.

Sunak claims that organisations like Stonewall have been able to present contentious issues as facts to school children who are in some of the most vital development stages of their lives.
If voted Conservative Party leader, Sunak says he will tweak the public sector equality duty (PSED) to put a stop to so-called no-platforming that the governments own data has suggested isnt as big as a problem as the press make out to be.
PSED, a section of the Equality Act, means public authorities must consider how their policies or decisions impact people who have protected characteristics.
But Sunak says organisations should be open and welcome to people of all stripes. He will clarify that respect for the protected characteristic of religion or belief requires tolerance of differing political opinions, religious and philosophical worldviews.
He will say: Whats the point in stopping the bulldozers in the green belt if we allow left-wing agitators to take a bulldozer to our history, our traditions and our fundamental values?
Whether its pulling down statues of historic figures, replacing the school curriculum with anti-British propaganda, or rewriting the English language so we cant even use words like man, woman or mother without being told were offending someone?
Its not us who are the aggressors; we have zero interest in fighting a so-called culture war.
But we are determined to end the brainwashing, the vandalism and the finger pointing.
Scottish National Party MP Stewart McDonald slammed Rishi Sunak for stooping to tired culture war tactics when many other issues should be more pressing to the potential prime minister.
People are facing energy bills of almost 4,000. Food prices are going up and up. Extreme weather is getting worse, the Glasgow representative tweeted.
Yet woke nonsense is what a would-be prime minister a former chancellor wants to yap on about. Totally unfit for office.
LGBTQ+ Twitter users raised the alarm over Sunaks proposals.
Since Johnson took to power in 2019, the government has scrapped crucial reforms to the Gender Recognition Act, excluded trans people from its conversion therapy ban, said its perfectly fine to offshore LGBTQ+ asylum seekers to antI-LGBTQ+ Rwanda and instructed sports chiefs to restrict or exclude trans athletes, among other anti-LGBTQ+ policies.
But it seems Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss seem keen to continue what activists described to PinkNews as Johnsons legacy of oppression.
Truss, the foreign secretary and women and equalities minister, said during a Thursday hustings that she wants to protect single-sex spaces and doesnt support minors making irreversible decisions about their own bodies.
As much as both are hoping to woo the some 160,000 dues-paying Tory members to vote for them, polls suggest their anti-trans tactics wont do much for the other 67 million people who live in the UK.
Tory voters are among the most indifferent to issues around trans people, according to a July YouGov survey. Issues such as the cost of living crisis and Russias invasion of Ukraine rank considerably higher up Brits list of priorities, pollster More in Common found

Alternative source the article referenced:

https://news.sky.com/story/tory-leadership-race-rishi-sunak-vows-to-stop-woke-nonsense-and-left-wing-agitators-in-latest-pledge-12661643

He will shield women from erasure.... by erasing women.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/6/AAecKNAADgwo.jpg
TopicWhat do you think about food play?
MachineJaipur
07/30/22 9:42:55 AM
#5
Turbam posted...
Foreskin will be tomorrow
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
TopicTrying to keep semen inside my cervix / uterus
MachineJaipur
07/29/22 10:24:33 PM
#6
Just have him piledrive you and then hang you by your toes
TopicMan ranks every Spongebob episode; its a 7 hour long video
MachineJaipur
07/29/22 9:04:50 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8wfa_Oa7FY

I don't even want to know how long it took to make that video
TopicGeorge Jetson is destined to be born Sunday
MachineJaipur
07/29/22 6:44:43 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/BKergin/status/1552760072576438272

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/6/AAecKNAADgbY.png

Topic"There are no pronouns in the Constitution"
MachineJaipur
07/29/22 9:06:26 AM
#24
Ivynn posted...
Literally the first word.
Can't know the first word if you've never read it
Topic'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly
MachineJaipur
07/29/22 12:36:05 AM
#51
PMarth2002 posted...
So would polyamory be a helicopter or a bi-plane in this metaphor?
think helicopter is more fitting because polyamory gonna make your head spin
Topic'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly
MachineJaipur
07/28/22 5:00:45 PM
#27
Hambo posted...
"Just don't fly"
Airline CEOs hate this one trick!
Topic'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly
MachineJaipur
07/28/22 3:06:32 PM
#23
Hambo posted...
Counterpoint:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AADHstAADgJX.jpg
Somebody should run the first image, this image, and a following image on 3 billboards and on the 3rd one it says "Don't get married"
Topic'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly
MachineJaipur
07/28/22 1:35:06 PM
#21
hockeybub89 posted...
That plane looks like a penis

You know who likes penis? Gay people.

Same-day marriage flies.

Same-day marriage sounds risque
Topic'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly
MachineJaipur
07/28/22 1:30:23 PM
#18
Despised posted...
I would trust a plane built by gay people more than a plane built by straight people
But if isn't built by straight people, how do you know the plane will fly straight? /s
Topic'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly
MachineJaipur
07/28/22 12:51:02 PM
#11
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
4 of them all oriented different ways would be called a helicopter
Wonder what weird logic they'd use to say "polayamorous marriages aren't real marriages"
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