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TopicDo you have anything in your recycle bin currently?
MachineJaipur
07/18/20 12:14:38 PM
#1
Do you?



Do you?
TopicWhat's the most important part of an established rock/metal band?
MachineJaipur
07/18/20 11:28:48 AM
#1
What member?




In your opinion
TopicKamala Harris: Second Stimulus Checks Should Be $2,000 A Month
MachineJaipur
07/18/20 11:26:06 AM
#18
ThyCorndog posted...
brrrrr
haha money machine go brrrrr
TopicIf Trump loses in November but doesn't leave, would you protest?
MachineJaipur
07/18/20 11:17:22 AM
#3
I have absolute faith that if he refused to leave after 1200 hours on January 20th that the Secret Service would do their job.

He would have no claim to the office after that date
TopicWhat kind of METAL are you listening to today?
MachineJaipur
07/18/20 10:48:35 AM
#16
Topiclol a captcha just had me identify a mailbox as a goddamned parking meter
MachineJaipur
07/18/20 9:41:40 AM
#1
it was clearly one of those bigger plastic mailboxes, complete with the little flag on the side.
TopicWoman escorted by POLICE from gym because they said her SHORTS were too SHORT!!
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 7:26:38 PM
#2
Kids wear shorts shorter than that to fucking elementary school

TopicWhat's wrong with being gay?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 7:12:26 PM
#5
EffectAndCause posted...
If someone said If you like getting pegged it means youre gay. id just say Okay? Whatever, cool.

So many people are like Im NOT fuckin gay bro!
They're stuck in that high school mentality that if they get labeled as gay then nobody will want to be friends with them.

Also in some areas that'd be true. And in some areas it'd be a potential death sentence
TopicWhat's wrong with being gay?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 7:10:25 PM
#3
Topiccan you simp for the same gender
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 5:24:24 PM
#4
What do you think all the male Trump supporters do 24/7
TopicMan gets robbed, forgives the thief, thief murders and dismembers him anyways
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 3:42:23 PM
#10
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Social workers could have prevented this.
This is a real shit hot take

Unless you're saying that he should've been able to call someone that's not the police to report it to so the man wouldn't be arrested but could be screened by professionals
TopicMan gets robbed, forgives the thief, thief murders and dismembers him anyways
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 3:39:16 PM
#6
And now he'll spend the rest of his life in prison for what lol

I don't get how people think killing someone or pulling a gun or whatever is somehow going to improve their lot in life
TopicAre you happy with your penis?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 2:56:46 PM
#18
If you know you know

https://youtu.be/RxT60un6GsU
TopicAre you happy with your penis?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 2:44:27 PM
#13
CE is happy
TopicRBG has liver cancer
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 12:56:29 PM
#33
TheVipaGTS posted...
you tell me. why didn't Mitch let Obama do it? He said it wouldn't be good in an election year so will he let Trump?
He'll commit suicide on camera before he let that golden opportunity pass
TopicTrump: South Koreans are "terrible people". "They don't pay us.''
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 12:54:51 PM
#25
lol he's still buttmad about KPOP stans buying out his rally
TopicI have left the underbelly of purgatory to deliver a message: Fuck Donald Trump
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 12:36:47 PM
#6
TC aiming for another suspension lol
TopicDoes Nick Cannon deserve the benefit of the doubt?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 11:29:26 AM
#10
Lost_All_Senses posted...
This. But I also don't care that much what happens to Nick Cannon. I don't understand how people navigate their celebrity life for decades and then just say some dumb shit to get them in hit water. He even knew he was about to say some dumb shit and still said it. On his own podcast that he has control over too.
I might be more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if he didn't say it when a fucking anti-semite was on his podcast at the same time.
TopicDoes Nick Cannon deserve the benefit of the doubt?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 11:24:03 AM
#5
VTBM posted...
He would be crucified and branded a National Socialist if he were white.
Rightfully so
TopicAre you happy with your penis?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 11:07:08 AM
#1
Are you?





Are you happy with it?
TopicWoman: The age of consent of 16 is for other 16 year olds not for 25 year olds.
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 9:16:43 AM
#6
while it may not be the letter of the law, that is generally how it is seen.
TopicDoes Nick Cannon deserve the benefit of the doubt?
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 8:04:24 AM
#1
Does he?






All these people coming out and defending him, this ain't it yo.

He was quoting passages that sound like they could be straight out of a certain book written by a certain dictator that's widely banned across the world.
TopicOld Events: On duty firefighter arrested for not moving firetruck at scene
MachineJaipur
07/17/20 7:36:04 AM
#1
https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/hsq25n

Cause it's not current events

And cops wonder why nobody fucking likes them. How far up your own goddamned ass you gotta be to think this is remotely acceptable lol
TopicSo I told my people, slow down the testing!
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 11:37:46 PM
#7
ekie posted...
*walks down ramp*
"He might bust his ass!"
TopicNew body cam footage in the George Floyd murder
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 10:48:40 PM
#1
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/unsealed-bodycam-footage-reveals-new-details-george-floyd-s-fatal-n1233945


A court on Wednesday unsealed new police body camera video taken during the arrest of George Floyd, showing him being startled, apologetic and fearful before being pinned under an officer's knee and ultimately dying.
Video from cameras worn by officers Thomas Lane and Alexander Kueng captured the struggle between Floyd and the police, leading up to officer Derek Chauvin's placing his knee on Floyd's neck for about 9 minutes longer than previously estimated.

Floyd's death on May 25 sparked worldwide protests against police brutality and systemic racism.
Lane entered two sets of videos as evidence in his bid to have the charges against him dropped. A Hennepin County judge allowed members of the public to view the video evidence in person Wednesday but not to record it.
On the night of Floyd's death, officers were called to Cup Foods convenience store on a report that Floyd might have passed a bad $20 bill. The newly unsealed video shows:

  • Lane approaches Floyd's car and uses the back of his flashlight to tap on the driver's-side window.
  • Floyd is visibly startled in the vehicle.
  • Lane pulls a service weapon and demands to see Floyd's hands.
  • A confused Floyd looks and leans back, asking, "What did we do, Mr. Officer?"
  • After saying, "I'm sorry, officer," Floyd puts both hands on the steering wheel.
  • "I'm so sorry," Floyd can be heard telling Lane again, explaining that he wants to comply. "I got shot the same way, Mr. Officer, before."
  • Floyd is eventually handcuffed.
  • Lane and Kueng try to push him into the back of their squad car. But he resists, explaining on multiple occasions that he's claustrophobic and had recently battled COVID-19.
  • The officers try to get him into the car on the driver's side, but he eventually falls out the passenger side and says, "Thank you."
  • After failing to get Floyd in the car, Chauvin ends up on with his knee on Floyd's neck for about 9 minutes, time codes on the video show.
  • Throughout much of his time under Chauvin's knee, Floyd begs for help.
  • "I can't breathe. Please. Your knee in my neck. S---," Floyd can be heard pleading.
  • Chauvin's knee remains on Floyd's neck, even as he appears to pass out and up to the moment he is rolled on to a paramedic's stretcher.
Prosecutors had originally said Chauvin was on Floyd's neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds, and that length of time has become an enduring symbol of the protests. Demonstrators have often gone into 8 minutes and 46 seconds of silence.
Weeks later, prosecutors said the amount of time was a minute less, 7 minutes and 46 seconds, before Wednesday's video appeared to show that it was actually a minute longer than initially believed.
Chauvin has been charged with second-degree murder. The three other officers involved in the arrest Tou Thao, Lane and Kueng are charged with aiding and abetting murder.
Earlier Wednesday, Floyd's family filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the city of Minneapolis and the four officers.

At least it didn't take years for this body cam footage to come out. Only... just shy of 2 months

TopicMiss Swimsuit UK living in TEXAS is DECROWNED for saying ALL LIVES MATTER!!
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 10:25:24 PM
#7
Full Throttle posted...
There is footage of him refusing to get out of his car which warrants for the police officers to use whatever means necessary to restrain this person"
He was restrained, they chose to murder him.
TopicWhats the weirdest thing you've been told not to do because ''that's gay''?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 4:45:58 PM
#58
TheMikh posted...
so a few years back i was backing my car out of a parking spot, physically turned around to look behind me to make sure i didn't hit anything

and my evil ex (then evil fiancee) who was in the passenger seat next to me pushes my arm, which could have easily caused me to lose my balance and wreck or something

so i ask her why the **** she would do that

and she said it was because my arm/hand was in a "gay" position

i'd like to say i dodged a bullet eventually calling things off with her
I'd say she's either maliciously stupid or was abused in someway at some point
TopicTrump really needs to face charges over Covid
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 4:45:16 PM
#5
There was an actual compelling argument to be made regarding the system change but they really chose the stupidest fucking way to implement it.
TopicThe science should not stand in the way of reopening schools
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 4:01:12 PM
#8
Bleuets posted...
I think scientists have said children would be much less likely to catch the virus and much more likely to recover than adults.

maybe thats what he means.
But yknow

Fuck the adults in their lives
TopicThe science should not stand in the way of reopening schools
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 4:00:52 PM
#7
"safety? Can't let that get in the way of profit" *bans osha*
TopicWhats the weirdest thing you've been told not to do because ''that's gay''?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 3:59:34 PM
#52
nfearurspecimn posted...
expressing any kind of sadness over a pet dying
@nfearurspecimn

I have a feeling the person who told you this lost a pet once and they were sad and someone in their family told them "grow up, don't be a fucking pussy, what are you gay?"
TopicWhats the weirdest thing you've been told not to do because ''that's gay''?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 3:57:54 PM
#51
RadiantAdolin posted...
Stealing from reddit and not giving credit
Snitches get stitches



/s
TopicFirst fruit that comes to mind when you see the letter *P*?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 3:10:57 PM
#13
TopicWhats the weirdest thing you've been told not to do because ''that's gay''?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 2:18:42 PM
#6
TheOtherMike posted...
Bang dudes.
Does that mean war is gay?
TopicWhats the weirdest thing you've been told not to do because ''that's gay''?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 2:15:51 PM
#1
I've been told that, as a man, it is gay to play as a female character/avatar in a game (if given a choice).
TopicHave you ever seen anyone use "Anti-EMF Stickers"?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 2:12:19 PM
#16
CE has not thankfully
TopicHave you ever seen anyone use "Anti-EMF Stickers"?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 10:54:38 AM
#13
Buzz Killjoy posted...
Well, if you read the Amazon reviews, you would discover that it doesn't act as a "blocker." Obviously that's why all those people who rated it 1 star after testing it with an EMF meter are wrong. What it actually does is "neutralize" the EMF.
And what does "neutralized" EMF do or not do?
TopicHave you ever seen anyone use "Anti-EMF Stickers"?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 10:42:20 AM
#9
uwnim posted...
This is the first time I've heard about this. Not seeing the point. If your cell phone still works as a cell phone, then it doesn't work. If it does stop your phone from working as a phone, then what is the point of having a phone?
The best part is that if it's placed properly over a transmitter, it'd just reflect the signals back to you, doubling your radiation exposure.

Cause I really doubt its full stop absorbing all the radiation
TopicHave you ever seen anyone use "Anti-EMF Stickers"?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 10:12:06 AM
#7
I wish i was shameless enough to make products and profit off of tragedy

damn my sense of morals /s
TopicHave you ever seen anyone use "Anti-EMF Stickers"?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 10:04:12 AM
#5
LightHawKnight posted...
Never understood why that is legal and what idiot buys them.
They're probably the same idiots that believe you deplete/lower the level of oxygen in your blood by wearing a mask
TopicHave you ever seen anyone use "Anti-EMF Stickers"?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 10:00:04 AM
#1
Have you?




https://www.amazon.com/RADIATION-PROTECTION-CELLPHONES-LAPTOP-Technologies/dp/B07DXK1K3N/

Just to preface, this is a scam. It's modern day snake oil.

But have you ever known anyone who has used this stuff?
TopicHave you played GTAV?
MachineJaipur
07/16/20 12:55:14 AM
#1
The fifth one




Have you?
Topichave you ever owned a pet rabbit?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 11:39:17 PM
#1
A bun?



https://youtu.be/sxGKgndSfCE?t=45

I've heard they're not the... easiest pets
TopicI got my mortgage rate locked in today for my house.
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 7:29:04 PM
#8
should've fought for a 2.874%

just to be petty /s
TopicHave you ever watched or heard of Thunderf00t?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 7:25:08 PM
#1
Most notable for his "Why do people laugh at creationists?" series of videos from near on a decade ago?






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXi1QmtaUQk

He currently on a "Busted" series where he takes a bullshit statement (i.e. masks are bad for you, or some new "miracle" product) and uses actual facts and hard science to debunk it.

Like the video I posted, he completely shreds a popular youtube doctor that has a cult-like following.
TopicIs it gay if a man wants his wife to peg him with a realistic dildo?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 6:05:53 PM
#4
bump
TopicHave you had a doctor check your prostate yet? you dreading da day it happens?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 6:05:41 PM
#5
ZeroX91 posted...
I will die of cancer before i let another dude finger my asshole
imagine being this insecure in your sexuality
TopicTrump Admin Attempts Murder Of Post Office
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 4:43:44 PM
#32
KnightofShikari posted...
so what about military not stationed in their home state? slow mail means your vote won't count if it can't get there on time
If this was the case couldn't somebody file an injunction with the courts to allow votes from overseas to have an extended acceptance time?

Also this would probably only matter if the vote total was really close
TopicTrump Admin Attempts Murder Of Post Office
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 4:36:26 PM
#29
FinalFantasy462 posted...
So with this in mind, why was it reported that a USPS worker changed peoples ballots to republican?
Maybe this is the President's long term plan to drain the swamp?
TopicWill 2021 be better than 2020?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 4:31:17 PM
#2
Depends on who is President
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